Chapter 25 The Twenty-fifth Chapter Punishes the Violent and Stubborn Saints for Leaving Their Names
However, when Sun Dasheng saw foreign Taoist priests rushing to the hall, he twisted Monk Sha with his left hand and Zhu Bajie with his right hand, but they both came to enlightenment.Sitting on a high place, frowned, not saying a word.With the flashlights of those guards, they looked back and forth.The three of them looked like clay sculptures in gold suits.Saihu Great Immortal Ainsbury said: "There are no bad people, why are there three piles of broken statues here, and they ate all the offerings?" Sailu Great Immortal Geman said: "But it looks like people eat, and the skins are all peeled off. , all those with cores spit out cores, but why can’t they see the human form?” The sheep racing fairy Mang Qi is the smartest, and said: “Brother, don’t doubt it, I think we founded the Three Saints Religion, and we are devout and respectful. And it was in English, which definitely alarmed the arrival of the Great Immortal, and received these offerings. Now that the Immortal has not returned, and the crane is here, we can ask the Great Immortal to ask for some holy water and golden elixir, but it does not mean that we will live forever, forever. Have fun?" Saihu Daxian said: "That's right." Teacher: "Apprentices move and chant scriptures! Get the cassock from the other side, and wait for me to walk and pray." All the guards obeyed, and the two squads lined up neatly.When there was a sound of pan, they read together a volume of "Huang Ting Tao Te Ching Jing" (English version).Immortal Saihu put on his cassock and held the jade slips in his hands. Tell him what he looks like:
The great immortal didn't know that he was dressed in strange clothes and looked weird, but he was still very proud. He danced in front of him, bowed to the ground, and said:
The great sage had a very good memory, and he knew that this passage of prayer was basically recited by Immortal Huli who was admiring the Three Qings of Che Chiguo back then, but today Immortal Saihu changed a few words, copied it, and regarded it as his own creation.If Immortal Huli really knew his soul, he should be charged with copyright infringement, so why would he give him the golden elixir and holy water?
Bajie has long forgotten the details of this past event, so he felt uneasy, and silently said to the traveler: "Is this our fault: eat, and don't walk, just waiting for such a prayer. How do you agree?" The traveler asked again Suddenly, he opened his mouth and called out: "My junior, please don't pay homage to me. I just came back from the meeting with Adam and Eve in the Paradise of Eden. I didn't bring the golden elixir holy water with me. I will give it to you in another day. When the guards heard the words, they shook their clothes one by one and said, "Grandpa, the living god is here, so don't let him go, at least ask for a way to live forever!" Sailu Daxian stepped forward and worshiped the cloud again:
This Immortal Sailu is also poor in knowledge, even though he is seeking immortality, it is still difficult to innovate, so he recited the prayers of Immortal Lu Li back then.Drifting was honest and nervous, he twitched the traveler, and said silently: "Brother, it's important, I'm praying again." The traveler said: "In that case, let's do something with him!" Liquid?" Pedestrian said: "Their ancestors could eat it, so they can eat it." Bajie recalled the past and said happily: "Brother, good idea! I drank too much 221B just now, so I want to do this. "When the foreign Taoist priests had finished blowing and beating, the traveler said, "Your young immortal, you don't need to bow down. I don't want to leave some holy water with you, for fear of destroying the descendants of the seedlings; if I want to give you, it will be too easy." Hearing the words, the three foreign immortals fell down and kowtowed their heads together: "Wanwang Tianzun thinks of the disciple's respect. I beg for some beards, and my disciple is willing to donate ten thousand US dollars as a token of gratitude." The traveler said: "In that case, take Here comes the utensil." The three foreign immortals all nodded their heads in thanks.Saihu Daxian Aiqiang wanted to find the largest container, so he asked the guards to bring him a bathtub.Sailu Daxian temporarily found a plastic bucket.Seeing that they had captured all the big utensils, Saiyang Daxian only found a whiskey bottle, and felt very aggrieved.When they were ready, the traveler said: "You all go out of the hall, cover the grid, and don't let the secret go, so that I can leave some holy water for you." The three foreign immortals did not dare to disobey, blocked the door of the hall, and led all the guards together Kneeling under Dan Chi.
The traveler was no longer polite, and immediately got up, unbuttoned his jeans, and sprinkled a bottle of wine.Zhu Bajie couldn't hold back any longer, he took off his clothes, suddenly la la, just like Lu Lianghong fell down and drowned in a plastic bucket with rustling.Monk Sha also sprinkled half a bathtub.Still fully dressed, he sat upright and said, "Xiaoxian receives the holy water."
The three foreign immortals pushed away the grid, kowtowed to thank them, carried them out of the vat, and put the vat together and said, "Apprentice, take a cup to taste." Even if the guard took a glass, he handed it to Saihu. Daxian.Saihu Daxian couldn't wait, scooped a cup, added ice cubes-Americans like to drink any drink with ice cubes, holy water is no exception-drank it down, just wiped his lips and smacked his lips.Sailu Daxian said: "Aynesbury, is it delicious?" Saihu Daxian pouted and said, "It's not very delicious, it tastes a little bit drunk." Saiyang Daxian said: "Wait for me to taste it." " He also took a sip and said: "Some pigs are drowning in shame." Sailu Daxian said sharply, "No, it is recorded in the history books that our ancestors, Huli Daxian, Luli Daxian and Yangli Daxian, lived in When I asked the Sanqing Immortal for holy water, I was once plotted by that monkey grandson and drank Zhu Bajie's urine, could it be..." Sitting on the top, the traveler knew he had been seen through when he heard the words, and said: "I'll come up with a trick, just leave a name." Shouted Yun:
The Saihu Immortal and the Saiyang Immortal heard this, and shouted: "It's bitter!" They just felt their stomachs turned upside down, and they couldn't care about their dignity anymore, and they vomited for a while.It turns out that Americans are the most hygienic about food, and they don't eat food that has slightly deteriorated, let alone urine?Only the Sailu Daxian was awake, calling for the guards, what kind of pistols, submachine guns, machine guns, and they beat them indiscriminately.The good walker, holding Drifting Monk in his left hand and Bajie in his right hand, rushed out the door, drove Yunguang, and turned directly beside the car.Bajie Drifting is a person who has experienced countless adventures, so he naturally doesn't care about this kind of episode.They ate and drank enough to feel comfortable, got into the car, and fell asleep again.
The walker is careful, and when he thinks of those unresponsive believers, his demeanor is different.I thought to myself that today I exposed the background of these three foreign swindlers and made them embarrassing in public. What if they have evil thoughts and harm those believers?No matter what, no matter what, saving people requires thorough rescue, and if you don't sleep all night, my grandson will work hard again.Great sage, twiddling the tactic, chanting the mantra, called "change"!Become a fire bug.Really smart too!Look at him:
At this time, the three foreign immortals, Aynesbury, German and Munch, were planning a new conspiracy in the secret room.Why do you think?It turned out that although the three of them were illiterate, Sun Dasheng's supernatural powers and Bajie Shaseng's power were spread all over the world, and women and children knew about them.At that time, their ancestors Huli Daxian, Luli Daxian and Yangli Daxian were really capable, so they dared to compete with Sun Xingzhe by beheading, disemboweling and gouging out their hearts, and pouring oil into the pan, but they were defeated and died in Huangquan.Now these three foreign immortals don't even have any housekeeping skills. They usually only know how to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, and exploit believers. Now they have provoked the old enemy of the ancestor master. Knowing that they are definitely not opponents, they are worried and eager to discuss countermeasures.
Saihu Daxian really vomited for a while, and took a few sedatives before he calmed down. At this time, his spirit had not yet recovered, and he said weakly: "A few years ago, it was mentioned in the newspaper that the cosmonauts came to study in the United States. Look at the photos of the three of them. , I felt a little suspicious. Looking at it now, this is really the enemy of our patriarch. Thinking about how prosperous our Sanqingjiao (this is the predecessor of the Sanshengjiao) was in the country of Chechi. From the king to the people, personal I was coaxed around by my grandfather. I don’t want to meet this plague-stricken hozen. In the name of gambling, he ruined the life of my grandfather. According to the information provided by our computer, he made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 1700 years ago, known as the top of Hunyuan Yiqi Taiyi Golden Immortal Monkey King Monkey King. He converted to Buddhism 1200 years ago, protected Tang Monk to learn scriptures in the West, and changed his name to Sun Wukong Xingzhe. He came to the United States three years ago to study physics and was called Xingzhe Sun. With his supernatural powers , come to make trouble with us, how can we resist?"
The Saiyang Immortal was also sluggish, with a bad smell coming from his mouth, and he said, "We have to stay behind closed doors, so don't mess with him. 'Let him call from outside the door, but don't open the door'. They are here to travel, let him pester him." In two days, you will be able to leave when you have sex." Sailu Daxian shook his head wildly, and said: "No! No! This monkey is riding on the clouds, coming and going like the wind, high walls and deep yards, few guards, where can I stop it? Can you live with him?" Saihu Daxian said: "We are a free country in the United States, and religious beliefs are protected by law. I will wait for a 'wicked person to sue first' and go to the court to sue them for human rights violations!" Sailu Daxian said loudly , said: "Aynesbury, have you passed out from drinking urine? How can our matter stand up to the court's investigation? I'm afraid Sun Houzi didn't sue, we'll put on the 'bracelet' first." It turns out that the bracelet is a slang word for American gangsters, which means handcuffs.In this way, the three of them were marinated for a while, and no one spoke for a long time.
Immortal Saiyang snorted for a while, and suddenly said: "In my opinion, we'd better come and get away. Since we founded the Three Saints Sect, at least everyone has saved hundreds of thousands of belongings. But as time goes by, it is inevitable When something goes wrong, it's better to turn the rudder when the wind blows, and take it when it's good." Sailu Daxian said: "This plan is very good, but there are hundreds of believers in the Sansheng Palace. Once we leave, they will not stop and investigate everywhere. How can I live in peace in the future?" Saiyang Daxian said: "No poison and no husband, let's kill them all." Saihu Daxian said, "Killing them is a good idea, just use a safe method." Sailu Daxian said: "I have a plan." Saiyang Daxian said, "The plan will be released?" Sailu Daxian said, "The urine that Sun Xingzhe and others urinated is still there. Except for the confidant guards, all believers are concerned about what happened tonight. We don't know about it. We simply put poison in it, saying that this is the holy water we prayed for, and asked everyone to take a sip. If there is nothing to do in the future, we can beat them up and say that Sun Xingzhe and others took them It's poisoned to death." Saihu Daxian and Saiyang Daxian both applauded.Unexpectedly, Sun Xingzhe was at the side and could not miss a word.I couldn't help burning with anger, thinking that these religious liars were really vicious.
The three foreign immortals did what they said.First go to the main hall, bring the urine over, then take out a bag of poison and put it in.Ladies and gentlemen, this poison is unusual, it is: