Chapter 11 The Eleventh Hamburger Life-saving Broad Belt Cure Hunger

The above shows that the three Zhu Bajie brothers hurriedly left the "Bao You Slim Company" and came to the "McDonald" fast food restaurant.The so-called fast food restaurant was originally created in the United States, and it was opened to adapt to the tense life of people in the industrial society. It is characterized by ready-made, nutritious, hot and fast food.The big fast food restaurants in the United States include "McDonald", "Burger King", "Wendi", "Kentucky Fried Chicken" and so on.Among them, "McDonald" is the most famous. According to statistics in 1981, there are 6,000 branches in the world.Bajie rushed in, and as soon as he sat down, he ordered 20 hamburgers in one go.Ladies and gentlemen, this hamburger is the most popular food in the United States. It is actually bread sandwiched with beef, plus tomatoes, lettuce, onion slices, pickles, mustard and other seasonings. It was originally produced in Hamburg, Germany, and was introduced to the United States in 1884. So it is called "hamburger".

The "McDonald" fast food restaurant really soon lived up to its reputation.As soon as Bajie's words fell, several waitresses brought out 20 paper plates, each with a big, soft, steaming hamburger.For ordinary people, one meal is enough.Bajie was so hungry that when he saw food, he grabbed a piece of food, threw it down, and disappeared.The service lady at the side said: "Sir, if you want to take it away, we have a paper bag, which can be caged in the sleeve, but it will not stain the clothes?" Bajie hurriedly said: "No cage, no cage, eat it!" Miss In disbelief: "You didn't raise your mouth, so why did you eat it?" Bajie said: "The sons lied and ate it clearly; if you don't believe me, I'll show you how to eat it again!" After speaking, he grabbed two hamburgers, shook them, and ate them again. Just let it go.The young ladies exclaimed: "Good God! This is really 'a brick-built throat, really smooth and slippery!'" Everyone forgot to entertain other guests, and crowded around to watch the fun.After Bajie swallowed a few hamburgers, it actually attracted hungry worms, so he didn't care about talking, he scooped up his mouth with both hands, like a meteor chasing the moon, and the wind swept away. In a short while, he ate up 20 hamburgers. He also yelled: "Add it quickly, add it quickly!" The traveler had no choice but to add another 20 servings for him.When the waitress brought over another 20 paper plates, not only the customers who were dining in the store surrounded them, but even the passers-by on the street were attracted by this rare sight, crowded inside and out.One by one stretched their necks, wanting to see what happened.Among them, some old gamblers who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic even began to bet with each other. Some said that Bajie could eat it, and some said that Bajie could not eat it.The two parties put the bet money on the table, chattering and discussing a lot.

That idiot is eating up, so who cares about it?I saw that he didn't lift his head, he grabbed one and ate one, the speed was as fast as before.Within a minute, the 20 hamburgers disappeared again.The audience was amazed and cheered.Bajie sucked his lips and tongue, not yet full of interest.Drifting was afraid that he would develop stomach problems if he ate too fast, so he persuaded him: "Bajie, you have fasted for a long time and your body is weak. If you eat too much at one meal, you will get sick. Leave your stomach and eat again tonight." Let's eat!" Bajie didn't want to give up at first, but Xingzhe sat on the sidelines, seeing Renjie eating so viciously, just after eating the hamburger, he immediately lifted his spirits, knowing that he was not suffering from any disease. "That affectation was completely caused by watching too many movies, and realized that I had been fooled.The monkey king was restless and impatient, with a sullen face, almost on the verge of having a fit in public.Ba Jie felt guilty, seeing the bad momentum, he stood up immediately and said: "Brother, I'm full, let's go back!" Xing Zhe didn't say a word, thinking that he should go home first, and then settle accounts with him before it's too late.

When the three of them were about to leave, they saw a well-maintained, fat and rosy middle-aged gentleman coming out of the crowd, and asked politely: "The three gentlemen stay here, can you listen to the next sentence?" The traveler said: "Dare you?" May I ask who you are?" The man immediately took out a business card and handed it to Xing Zhe.Walker saw it, and it was printed on it: At this time, Xing Zhe was already very familiar with the social situation in the United States.Looking at this business card, I couldn't help but scream in my heart, "Bitter!" Knowing that Bajie would get into a new trouble.It turns out that the "Queens Magazine" was founded in 1955, and it is one of the publications with the largest circulation in the world, with millions of copies printed every month.This magazine specializes in publishing all kinds of bizarre and absurd news; supporting people who are in the limelight to create incredible world records.Recently, the world records reported by the magazine include the New Zealander Paul Wilson's 13.3-second 100-meter backward run, the British "iron lung" Mel Robertson blowing a large hot water bottle, and the Australian Marshall "Marathon" "After being exposed to rain for 224 hours, the Frenchman Mongedo was the first to swallow all the inner and outer tires, seat cushions and other software of a bicycle within 15 days... It is incredible and staggering.And the editor-in-chief, Mr. Water, is also a character on the "List of Celebrities in America". He is smart, he is smart, he has a lot of business experience, and he is good at finding valuable signs in the society, catching them and making anecdotes.Therefore, when the Great Sage saw him coming to hook up, he was on guard.

I only heard Mr. Water say: "If I am not mistaken, I am honored to be talking with the three sports champions of the University of Massachusetts. You are Mr. Xingzhe Sun, this one is Mr. Monk Sha, and this one A genius with an amazing appetite," he pointed at Bajie, "it should be Bajie Mr. Pig!" All three nodded in agreement.So Mr. Walter happily shook hands with them as a gift, with a warm attitude, just like old friends meeting again.The so-called etiquette is not surprising, although the traveler is impatient and inconvenient, he turns around and leaves. Mr. Water continued: "Next Sunday, "Queens Magazine" and ABC TV station will hold the second World Eating Championship in New York, and the winner will get the gold cup. I think Mr. Bajie Pig is very talented, If coupled with the guidance of the coach, the future is limitless, and it is very hopeful to win the championship."

Just after Bajie failed to lose weight, his vanity resurfaced.I heard that there is also a world champion in eating, and I can't help but feel excited, wanting to inquire carefully.Xingzhe didn't want to entangle any more, and said coldly: "Mr. Walter, thank you for your kindness. But we all have serious business to do, and we are not interested in the so-called eating competition." After finishing speaking, he ignored Walter's reaction, Leading Ba Jie and Drifting Monk, they pushed aside the crowd and went to the parking lot to drive home. As soon as the great sage entered the room, he couldn't help bursting with anger. He took out the golden cudgel from his ear, shook it until it became as thick as the mouth of a bowl, but stood on the floor like a pillar, and shouted: "Eight Jie, come here!" This time not only Bajie's legs trembled in fright, but Drifting saw that the traveler was really angry, and he also sweated for Bajie.

The traveler shouted: "You damned piggies! What the hell are you making so much noise about trying to lose weight? Tell the truth!" Up to this point, Bajie dared not hide anything, so he told how he felt fat and ugly, Wanting to lighten up a little and win Li Sha's favor, she pretended to be sick and went to the "Skinny Company" for treatment.How to suffer all kinds of hardships in the company, and almost lost his life in the end, only then did I come to my senses.Give up this delusion.One five ten, when it comes to sadness, I can't help crying.The traveler said angrily: "What an uninitiated ram! This man is fat and thin, but he was born of his parents. He should pay attention to bodybuilding, which is all right, but you are delaying your homework, harming your health, and pursuing the beauty of the body with all your heart. No more. In the end, you still have to put on a show and tease me! Since you are so reckless, Lao Sun doesn’t care about sympathy! Quickly stretch out your crutches, and I will break your leg first, and I will lose 20 catties of weight for you! "After finishing speaking, I picked up the stick and started to strike.

Bajie knew how powerful Sun Xingzhe was, and was so frightened that he flew out of the sky. He begged bitterly: "Brother, think of my first offense, forgive this time, and put this stick on the account." Pedestrian said: "Why did you commit the first offense? The last time I went to take drugs and entered a dirty dance hall, did I forget it?" Bajie panicked: "Brother, that's also a second offender. As the saying goes, it's only three things, so let's fight again after three times!" Xing Zhe said aggressively: "Three times, you still want to mess around three times? Look at beating!" Bajie hurriedly changed his words: "No, no, it's only two things, twice at most! Brother, for the sake of master, don't be beating this time. You want I broke my leg, who will bring tea and food to Master in the future?" Since the traveler was rescued by Tang Monk in Liangjie Mountain and converted to a monk, he has the most affection for Master. Hearing Bajie mention Master, he has three points I changed my mind.Drifting also stepped forward to persuade: "Brother, although Bajie shouldn't lie, he has spent 20 days in the 'Baoyoushou Company' and has had enough of this pursuit of modernity. Now that he has admitted his mistake, this beating Excuse me!" Hearing Drifting's words made sense, Pilgrim recalled Bajie's miserable appearance when he lost weight, and softened his heart, and said, "Idiot, have you really learned your lesson in the future?" Bajie swore: "In the future If you commit the crime again, you will be plagued all year round!" Pilgrim said: "This time, for Master's sake, I will store your leg on your body temporarily, and if you commit the crime again next time, you will have all the profits and costs, and you will not be forgiven if you beat me hard!" Bajie He stuck out his tongue and said, "Brother, if you want to teach me how to go hungry again, let you beat me to death first!" The words made Xing Zhe and Sha Ao laugh.

After laughing for a while, Sand Monk said solemnly: "Bajie, since you came here to study, you should work hard to improve yourself, benefit the common people, and make a difference in your career. This is the manly spirit and the true qualities of a hero. As the saying goes:' Thick willows, dustpans and thin willow buckets, who in the world would see a man ugly?' If you care about everything, give up the basics, and work hard on the appearance, you may be self-defeating and make people laugh. In fact, in my opinion, as long as your conduct is correct, If you have real talent and learning, then Li Sha may not love you." If Drifting said this in Lingshan, it would definitely be regarded as deviant and apostate, causing an uproar, but at this time and place, it is extremely natural.This is because after he came to the United States, he read many works of modern theorists and came into contact with many new ideas. He knew that pure love between men and women is not a sin; right.In addition, he is a graduate student studying philosophy, so his words are concise and general, and Zhu Bajie is more convinced than being beaten by Monkey King.

The idiot was just out of danger, and he sneaked a look at the calm expression of the walker, and immediately tiptoed, retreated into the kitchen, reached out to open the refrigerator, and wanted to reimburse all the frozen chicken, frozen meat, bread, and sausages in it, so as to completely heal the "Baoyou Skinny Company" "Leaving him mentally and physically traumatized.Unexpectedly, this side has not yet opened his mouth, only to hear Xingzhe yell loudly from the next door: "Bajie, I have something to say!" When he came back, he sang aloud and said, "What else do you want me to tell you?"

The traveler said: "Bajie, you have caused such a big mess, even if you are exempted, you can't take it easy. Within ten days, you don't want to eat and drink. Starting tonight, every meal will have one dish and one soup. , can’t add any more, if there is any violation, the stick will not let you down!” Ba Jie felt cold again when he heard it, but he was afraid that Xingzhe would turn his face and deny him, so he repeatedly promised “Save it, save it”!It turns out that the traveler is careful and is a person who studies natural science. He knows that Bajie's weight loss this time has already hurt his vitality.If you eat too much, don't do it step by step.It's really harmful to the body but not beneficial, so he uttered such vicious words to calm him down.Bajie only said that Wukong was ruthless and intentionally punished him, he yelled and scolded this arrogant Maliu, the foolish people in the village, he wished to go to the west to learn Tang Seng's curse, and recited it a hundred and eighty times Repeatedly, the monkey man's brain was also squeezed out to relieve his anger.That being said.In this way, the action does not dare to disobey.The idiot felt that he was too hungry, so he went back to the room and found a wide and long belt, folded his empty belly into several folds, and tied it tightly with the belt. This made him feel much more comfortable .In fact, Bajie's ability to restore health in the future depends entirely on the arrangement of the practitioner.He obviously did a good deed, but he attracted resentment. Xing Zhe's work is roughly the same, which is another proof that he is not smart enough. That night, which coincided with the weekend, the three brothers got together again, and after the turmoil was over, life went on as usual.After dinner, Xingzhe sat on the sofa in the living room, Drifting Monk and Bajie lay comfortably on the carpet, and turned on the TV to watch the ABC news program.It just so happened that when reporting the international news, what appeared on the screen was Mr. Walter whom he met in the "McDonald" fast food restaurant during the day.I only heard him say triumphantly: "Ladies and gentlemen: The world-renowned World Eating Championship will be held in New York next Sunday. More than 50 contestants have registered, from more than 40 countries on five continents of the world. They are currently in the experienced Under the guidance of the coach, we will carry out various pre-competition exercises. Due to the intense training activities, we cannot let them appear on TV. Only when the official competition starts, can you admire their demeanor and appreciate their eating appearance. However According to the speculation of the public opinion circles, the most promising seed contestants this time are as follows, their names are 'Never Know Satisfaction' Morili Darrow, 'Jungle Hungry Tiger' Masan Badaiba, 'Hungry Tiger' Masan Badaiba, 'Hungry Ghost reincarnation' Otto, 'Eight Forks' Gerardo Rebosas Jr. Of course, the most popular among them is the last world champion. The glory and pride of the United States of America, nicknamed 'Dirk' Sass' Miest Pinpes!" Although Xingzhe and others heard Mr. Walter mention the "World Eating Championship Championship" during the day, they didn't know that the scale was so large, it attracted so many people, and eating food was so motivating. It was indeed unheard of and never seen before.At this point, Mr. Water continued his speech: "Ladies and gentlemen, since he won the last world championship after defeating a powerful enemy, his name has become a symbol of eating. This name alone can increase the appetite of those who have no appetite, and make people who have no appetite eat more. Exuberant, loss of appetite for those trying to get their hands on a world champion. I saw UMass football champion Mr. Piggy yesterday at a 'McDonald' fast food restaurant while he was trying to eat a certain number of hamburgers, apparently for the I was preparing for the World Eating Contest, but when I mentioned the name of 'Yi Sao Guang', Mr. Pig knew he was invincible, showed nervousness, and left the fast food restaurant in embarrassment. This shows that Yi Sao Guang is the first to win, and everyone expects it It is estimated that the champion this time must be him!" Then, a photo of Zhu Bajie leaving the fast food restaurant appeared on the screen. He really looked a bit embarrassed. I really don’t know when Walter took the photo secretly.Bajie wanted to watch it at first, hoping to get more news about himself, but Sun Xingzhe saw that Bajie was being slandered, his face was red and his face was red, he was furious, and turned off the TV with a "snap" Unexpectedly, he jumped up from the sofa and cursed: "This guy is full of crazy words, he is really deceiving people too much!" Bajie was originally a person who was unwilling to be lonely. Seeing that the eating contest was so lively, he could not only take the opportunity to have a full meal, but also be famous all over the world, his heart was already itchy.But I just got into trouble, and I was afraid that Xingzhe would be angry, so I didn't dare to speak out.Seeing him now, he got angry first, smacking his chest, and hastily provoked: "Water is so unreasonable. It's all right for him to vilify me alone. Who doesn't know that I am the junior of Qi Dasheng? It's so useless to talk about me, brother! Where are you going to put your face?" After being so excited, the monkey king really jumped into a rage, grabbed the phone, and dialed the number of the TV station.Mr. Water just finished speaking and came to answer the phone.Xingzhe first introduced his identity, and then strongly protested his slander against Bajie, condemning him for secretly taking photos and publishing them without authorization.If he does not apologize immediately, he will be sued for defamation according to the law tomorrow.As the editor-in-chief of "Queens Magazine", Mr. Water is not surprised by such incidents.Hearing Xingzhe's angry words, instead of being in a hurry, he replied slowly: "My speech has caused you to be so excited, and I am deeply disturbed. Even if I apologize publicly, the reputation of Mr. Bajie Pig will not be honored." Irreversible. I think the best way is to let him participate in the eating competition, and use practical actions to prove that he is not afraid of confronting Yishaoguang. But I don’t know if he has the ability and the courage?” Xingzhe already knew Walter is full of tricks, and in order to achieve his goal, he can use any means, but at this time he didn't realize that the other party was using the aggressive method, and blurted out: "Okay! If you insist on seeing his appetite, I will surprise you. Please register his name, and he will definitely come to participate in the competition." Mr. Water was very happy, and asked Bajie very thoughtfully if he needed a coach and if he needed any training materials, because Dursimar More than a dozen food companies, including the Canning Company, Tomei Meat United Company, and Xingwang Vegetable and Fruit Company, all guaranteed to provide free supplies to the athletes for daily exercise.In this regard, Sun Xingzhe categorically refused. Xingzhe put down the phone and told Bajie the result.After a period of treatment in the "Baoyou Slim Company", Ba Jie's interest in food seems to have increased compared with the past.Hearing that Xingzhe has signed up for him to participate in the competition, he is quite excited.He is really gearing up, full of fighting spirit, and wants to show off his skills and compete with famous diners all over the world.This is exactly: a gathering of old gourmets, and a big meal to compete with each other.If you want to know the result of the game, let's listen to the next chapter.