Chapter 9 The Ninth Farm Internship Bajie scrambles to be the first Atomic Test The Monkey King suffers

Bajie saw this kind of modern farm, and recalled that he planted a few acres of crops in Gaojiazhuang, a small garden of vegetable fields, and worked hard every day. In the end, the few grains he received were sometimes He couldn't get enough of his own rations, so that made the old man Gao noisy every day, and even went to Sun Houzi to sue him, saying that Zhu Bajie "eats intestines but it's very big: he needs to eat three or five buckets of rice for one meal. A hundred or ten sesame seed cakes are enough for breakfast.” If you are working on this kind of farm, what are three or five buckets of rice and a hundred or ten sesame seed cakes worth?After thinking about it, it's no wonder that the old man is stingy, but that Gaojiazhuang's production is too backward.

Zhu Bajie was recalling the past, and when he was full of emotions, Mr. Buckley invited him to rest in the house.The bungalow is built in the middle of the garden and painted white. Although it is in the countryside, it still has one floor and one ground floor. The rooms are spacious, including a living room, bedroom, study, bathroom, and kitchen. Each room has carpets and curtains. Running water, electricity, and gas supply are all available. The idiot saw that the production of Moon Valley Farm was developed and the environment was comfortable, Mr. Buckley was amiable, Mr. and Mrs. Vance were hospitable and hospitable, and Li Sha was twenty-eight years old, beautiful, lively, smart and cute, and he blamed himself for being too impatient back then.If you want to recruit relatives, you should choose a place like "Moon Valley Farm", and you really shouldn't bump into the old Gaojiazhuang.If I settled down in this kind of place, no matter how powerful Sun Wukong's golden cudgel is, I wouldn't go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures with him.Thinking of this, I feel a little downcast.But after thinking about it, when I left Gaojiazhuang, I had interviewed my mother-in-law, aunt, second aunt, uncle, uncle and other relatives in person, and broke away from my wife. According to American law, I should have gone through divorce procedures.I am now the national football champion. Since ancient times, beauties love heroes. If I show my skills here, maybe I can win the favor of Li Sha and the appreciation of Mr. Barkley.Recruiting relatives again is not hopeless.So hope sprouted again, smiling all over the face.

Mr. Buckley saw that Ba Jie was stunned for a while, with a dejected expression, and danced and radiant for a while, but he couldn't figure out his thoughts. He thought it was a special custom for foreigners to visit, so he didn't think it was strange.While asking Li Sha to deliver drinks, he chatted with Ba Jie.Asked: "Mr. Pig, Mr. Bajie, according to Elizabeth's introduction, you have also run a farm in the past. I wonder what kind of profession you are good at?" Bajie intends to show himself in front of Li Sha. Dutifully replied: "Laozhu is good at harrowing the field." Mr. Buckley asked again: "What new technology do you use to harrow the field?" Bajie said: "This technology is not new, but old As long as a pig uses a rake, thirty or fifty people can’t even rake the same ground!” Although Mr. Buckley is old, he is always enthusiastic about learning new experiences. The Vances, Lisa are young and curious, and Dr. Elizabeth They also wanted the students to show their faces, so they all asked Ba Jie to perform with one voice.Bajie is getting what he asks for, and he fully agrees.

Li Sha led Bajie to pick tools in the tool room.There is no need for rakes on the cultivated land of Moon Valley Farm. Fortunately, when Mr. Barkley’s great-grandfather founded the farm, there were still some ancient farm tools, including a few rakes, and the styles were similar to the rakes in the middle and upper years.Bajie picked the heaviest one and tried it in his hand. Although it was not as good as his old ice and iron nine-tooth rake, it was still passable. Everyone came to a field waiting to be plowed. Dr. Elizabeth carried a TV video recorder, ready to take this wonderful scene for research materials.In Li Sha's hand, she held a small machine with a telescopic antenna, but Bajie didn't know its purpose.

Good Bajie, those who are really capable don't panic, and they are confident.He didn't rush to start, and asked Li Sha to bring a plate of sandwiches to eat, so that he would be strong and refreshed.Then he took off his shirt, tightened his belt, spit into the palm of his hand, raised the rake with both hands, and built it into the soil.In an instant, the dust was flying, the nails and rakes were dancing wildly, and the idiot was yelling and digging forward, risking his life and death.It took about one meal, and sure enough, he had dug an acre of land.He intended to dig another piece, but he was so exhausted that he was panting like a bull and sweating profusely, sitting on the ground with his buttocks, unable to move.Devlin quickly brought two bottles of Pepsi Cola, and Bajie recovered after drinking it.It turns out that the Pepsi formula contains stimulants, so it has a refreshing effect.

Here, Li Sha pursed her lips and smiled, and pressed the switch of the small remote control machine in her hand, and an automatic combined tillage machine came over immediately.In a short while, a large area of ​​more than ten mu of land was plowed.Bajie went to check and found that it not only plowed deeply and evenly, but also sowed and fertilized at one time.A closer look shows that the amount of fertilization is just right, and the distance between the sown seeds is equal.It turns out that this combined cultivating machine is controlled by a microcomputer, so it is extremely accurate.In this way, Bajie was eye-opening and convinced, knowing that it is worth learning from Dr. Elizabeth for a few years just with this machine.If you only rely on Gaojiazhuang's old experience in farming, let alone people who don't know how to recruit relatives, it is difficult to get a full meal.Because of this experience, after Bajie returned to the city, his enthusiasm for learning increased greatly.As mentioned above, Ba Jie has a high IQ, as long as he really works hard, the courses will not be difficult for him.Dr. Elizabeth was secretly pleased to see that he had made progress in the future.Although since then, Bajie has never forgotten his love for Li Sha, but this is just a secret buried deep in his heart.

Xing Zhe studied in Dr. White's research class, but at the beginning, he had a poor foundation in advanced mathematics.Listening to lectures is very difficult.Fortunately, he is very patient and hardworking, so Dr. White likes him very much.It's just that he is restless and restless, he has to move his hands and feet in everything, and digs around, which inevitably causes troubles sometimes. At 5:00 p.m. that day, both Bajie and Drifting had finished their last class. According to their usual agreement, they stood in front of the library and waited for Xingzhe to pick them up by car.Xing Zhe is usually very punctual, but today he was fully half an hour late.After Ba Jie and Drifting got into the car door, they were about to ask him the reason for being late, when they looked up at Xing Zhe's appearance, they couldn't help being surprised.It turned out that Xingzhe's face was blue and his nose was swollen, and a piece of Shangshi Pain Relief Ointment was pasted on his forehead. It seemed that the injury was not shallow and he was in a panic.Drifting hurriedly asked: "Brother, why are you acting like this? What's wrong?" The traveler frowned, only cared about driving, and kept silent.Bajie pretended to be smart, and whispered to Monk Drifting, "Brother Sha, you don't need to ask any more. It was obviously the monkey who was caught as a thief, and was caught and beaten, so it's inconvenient to say anything!" Jian, hearing every word, said angrily: "Fart! When did I become a thief! You don't know that Lao Sun was captured by Xiao Sheng Erlang because of making troubles in the Heavenly Palace, and was held in front of the bullfighting palace. I chopped my old grandson with an ax and hammered it, stabbed it with a knife and stabbed it with a sword, burned it with thunder, and it didn't hurt a single bit. Who would dare to beat me now?" Bajie refused to accept it, "Don't be ashamed! Don't be ashamed! What a mouth! 'Buy an old donkey for three renminbi and boast that you can ride it!' You say that no one dares to beat you now, so where did your scars come from?" Xing Zhe wanted to stay away, but he was afraid that his suspicion would be unseemly, so he had no choice Hesitating, telling the truth. It turned out that this afternoon, Dr. White led the students to conduct experiments in the control room of a newly assembled tokamak nuclear fusion reactor.Dr. White told everyone about the working principle of the reactor: how tritium and tritium atoms used as fuel are ionized into plasma, how the plasma is heated, nuclear fusion is carried out in the annular magnetic confinement device, and then a large amount of energy is released. The rest of the students had no doubts.Only the traveler thought to himself: This atom is so small that it cannot be seen by the eyes or touched by the hand. Why do you explain it in such a specific way, as if it is real.In any case, there is no basis for words, and Lao Sun's seeing is believing.He made up his mind, and during the rest time, he sneaked into the computer room while others were not paying attention, transformed himself, and changed his body to the size of a tritium nucleus——that monkey king learned to change in seventy-two ways at the beginning. There is no limit to how large or small, as long as it is a substance, it can be transformed into—and then mixed into the ion source, passed through the plasma gun, and entered the reaction chamber. The reason why Xingzhe is so bold is that he made a big disturbance in the heavenly palace, stole elixir, flat peaches, and imperial wine. He was once captured by the Taishang Laojun to Tushita Palace, where he was put into a Bagua furnace to be forged.The Bagua Furnace has eight directions of Qian, Kan, Gen, Zhen, Xun, Li, Kun, and Ke. After the great sage saw through it, he drilled himself under the position of "Xun Gong". Therefore, he practiced for seventy-nine days and was safe and sound. This time, he thought that the nuclear fusion reactor was the same as the Bagua furnace, so after he got in, he immediately opened his eyes wide open, trying to find the place where there is wind but no fire.Who knows that this tokamak system is a circular chamber made up of magnetic coils, and you can’t even tell the difference between the south, the south, and the north. Where can you find Qian, Kan, Gen, Zhen, Xun, Li, Kun, and Ke?Walker walked around for a while, and the rest time was over.In the control room, Dr. White started the machine and started the experiment again.This time, he used "high-energy neutral atom injection" to heat. In an instant, the temperature in the reaction chamber rose to 200 million degrees. Even the Great Sage, who was all made of steel and iron, couldn't stand it. His body hair was scorched and he almost suffocated.Under this high temperature, the plasma in the room started nuclear fusion, and countless nuclei, electrons, neutrons, etc. were flying back and forth in the air at a speed of thousands of kilometers per second, and collided with each other, so the reaction room was full of lightning, thunder and lightning. The sound roared, the fire soared, and the sky was blazing.good fire: Great saint!In the midst of the atomic impact and raging flames, he twisted the fire avoidance formula, waving the golden cudgel in his hand, blocking forward and backward, dodging left and right, but due to the chain reaction of nuclear fusion, more and more particles, the speed is getting faster and faster Faster, where can I avoid it?Within a second, he was beaten to death by various particles, leaving his body bruised and bruised.Since the Great Sage was born from the stone eggs of the Aolai Country in the East China Sea of ​​Dongsheng Shenzhou several centuries ago, he has experienced many catastrophes, but none of them are as dangerous as today.Knowing that if he continued to fight, his life would be lost, he struggled with his last energy, jumped up, passed through the wall of the vacuum chamber and various protective layers, and escaped.I secretly shouted luck in my heart!Although no one was aware of this matter, Dr. White and all the students saw the pedestrian suddenly appearing in the control room, with a pale face and bruises all over his body. Everyone was very surprised. It was just out of politeness that it was inconvenient to ask.Although the Great Sage paid a certain price for this experiment, he finally realized the objectivity and reliability of science, so his enthusiasm for learning was even higher than before. In contrast, only Drifting's study life is relatively unremarkable.During this time, under the guidance of Dr. Evelyn, he has read the main works and papers of Western Sinologists on the history of Chinese Buddhism.Among them, about the history of Tang monks learning Buddhist scriptures, although a few people's narratives are objective and more in line with the facts;Dr. Evelyn's point of view is just one of them.Drifting is a down-to-earth person. In order to argue against these viewpoints, he worked diligently every day to sort out his diary of his journey to the west——Guys, when Drifting escorted Tang Seng to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, Tang Seng taught Drifting on the way culture.Every night, when Sun Xingzhe went out to stand guard and Zhu Bajie couldn't wake up from snoring, the two masters and apprentices sat opposite each other and each wrote a diary.Later, Tang Seng's diary was sorted out and published, which is the existing "Da Tang Western Regions". However, Drifting Seng was not well-known and had no acquaintances in the editorial department. In addition, the writing style of the diary was vulgar and there were too many white characters, so it was not accepted by the editor when it was submitted. So it is not known to the world.This period of history was omitted when Wu Chengen wrote it, so it is necessary to add it here. Drifting is actively preparing the original materials, and he wants to write a monograph to discuss with Dr. Evelyn. The doctor naturally knows this.However, decent scholars in the United States have a democratic style and allow students to hold different opinions.As long as the students' words are reasonable and well-founded, the teacher will not interfere.In this way, although the two masters and apprentices hold their own opinions and have opposite opinions, they still have a harmonious relationship and get along very well.Dr. Evelyn admired Drifting's persevering style of study, and secretly rejoiced that there would be successors to her knowledge. After the three of them learned to get on the right track, they didn't even notice the passage of time.It was the weekend again, and Monkey King wanted to go to Chinatown to buy some mushrooms, mushrooms, bamboo shoots, tofu, gluten, fungus, and vegetables for next week’s meals.Drifting happened to be studying an esoteric thesis and didn't want to stop, so only Bajie went with him.Traveler knows that Chinatown is crowded on weekends and parking is difficult, so instead of driving a car, he takes the subway instead.After the two of them went to the street, Bajie finally got a chance to relax because he was stuck in school for too long. He looked around like a bird out of the cage, and he was in a good mood.As he walked, the traveler found that Ba Jie's pace was getting slower and slower, and he gradually became sad and sighed.In the end, he didn't want to go any more. He said he had a cold and a headache and wanted to go home to rest.The traveler knew that Bajie was as strong as a cow, and he had never had a fever, so he knew there was another reason, but after repeated interrogation, Bajie shook his head and remained silent, acting coyly, as if there was something unspeakable.This made the Monkey King scratch his head, unable to do anything.This is really, touching the scene makes you feel depressed, and you need medicine for heart disease.If you want to know why Bajie is sad, let's listen to the next chapter to explain it.