Chapter 5 3. Salami's phone call

The prime minister just came back from the Dasman Palace, and the emir summoned him just now and asked about the situation of the "New Moon Operation" in Iraq.Emile said sadly: "Why did the merciful God let us have a bad neighbor? In the Gulf War 47 years ago, Kuwait's 100 billion US dollars of foreign exchange reserves were exhausted, more than half of the oil wells caught fire, and my uncle Prince Fahd was also defending the palace. Died in battle. This time, no matter what, Salami's claws cannot be allowed to reach into our country." The Prime Minister comforted him at the time:

"Please rest assured that our 20,000 troops have entered the first level of alert, and the task forces from China, the United States, Russia and other countries are still on the way. Saudi Arabia, Syria, Israel and even Iran have publicly expressed their efforts to contain that war madman. I miss him Don’t dare to fight a losing war.” Not long after returning to the Prime Minister's Office, the secretary hurriedly informed: "Mr. Prime Minister, Salami's hotline!" The prime minister was a little surprised. He didn't expect that madman to call at this delicate moment. He hurried into the secret room and picked up the phone:

"May Allah bless you and may Allah have mercy on you. Hello, President Salami." "May Allah bless you, may Allah have mercy on you and make you happy. Your Excellency, Prime Minister, do you know all the details of 'Operation New Moon'?" There was a deafening laugh from the other side of the phone, "Do you believe this nonsense? That is the masterpiece of the US Central Intelligence Agency and Mossad. When you get the real news of the transfer of the Iraqi army, please inform me as soon as possible, and I will behead the rebel general who transferred the army without authorization. Mr. Shawkard, Whether Iraqis or Kuwaitis, whether Shia or Sunni, they are all descendants of Ibrahim, followers of Muhammad, are sincere brothers, we will never kill each other. The Arab nation must be united Only when we get up can we form a torrent. If we continue to fall apart as we are now, sooner or later we will all dry up under the scorching sun of the desert. 100 years ago, the Arab national hero Nasser had already taken the first step, but unfortunately it failed later. We must complete Sasha Latin, Nasser's final ambition!"

The Prime Minister was silent, leaving him to speak out.Salami turned the subject around: "Prime Minister, in order to eliminate misunderstandings and to impress you with my pious belief in Arab unity, I strongly hope for a high-level meeting. As long as you agree to the merger of Iraq and Kokomo, I will immediately resign from the presidency and become your ordinary soldier. The meeting place is set at Kuwait City, how about 15 days later, on October 12? This arrangement has one advantage. It is said that the so-called New Moon Operation will be carried out in mid-October. How about you take the President of Iraq as a hostage and use him to jam Iraqi guns when you open fire? Brilliant idea!"

There was another laugh on the phone.The Prime Minister couldn't help smiling too.After thinking about it for a while, he saw no reason to reject Salami's proposal, even though this sudden arrangement carried the man's usual nervousness.But at least he was right about that point: when the Iraqi president was still in Kuwait, the planes, artillery, small nuclear bombs or biological and chemical weapons would never have been launched there.The only loss of receiving Salami is that you have to be patient and listen to this madman's preaching about "Arab unity".He laughed:

"We would be happy to host the honorable President of Iraq in the capital, as per your arrangement." Immediately after hanging up the phone, he informed the Emir Sabah of the situation.During the fax call, Emil frowned and asked: "What do you think? This is an unpredictable madman." "I think there are two possibilities, either Operation New Moon was a fake situation or misinformation and we were just a false alarm; or Salami retreated under the pressure of the international community and used this meeting to step down. Either way, Looks like we've come through a crisis. Thank God."

"Okay, get ready for this unwelcome guest." They did not expect that there was another uninvited guest flying towards the earth at a speed of 16 kilometers per second in space. The meeting time set by Lamy.It is 520,000 kilometers away from the earth at its closest distance. Due to the strong gravity of the earth, it will be torn into a string of necklaces.Individual pieces are pulled into the atmosphere by Earth's gravity.The Prime Minister recalled a comment he had read in the Christian Science Monitor: "If the orbit of the eclipse comet was only dropped by 500,000 kilometers - a small number for the solar system - it would hit Tehran, Baghdad or Tel Aviv according to orbital calculations, and the impact energy would be enough to kill 100 million living beings (regardless of Is it Shia Muslims, Sunni Muslims or their common enemy Israel) sent to the same heaven. Thank Yahweh or Allah for blessing his people again, will the earth have the same good luck next time? "

He was deeply impressed by this comment, because the hypothesis is very interesting. If Arabs and Jews, Shiites and Sunnis all entered the same heaven, would the deep-rooted hatred between them disappear?Does Allah or Jehovah have the patience to listen to the arguments of both parties? At that time, Abra Shokad felt that the struggle in the world was ridiculous.What's even more ridiculous is that even though he has already fully realized it, as long as he is still alive, as long as he sits in the chair of the prime minister, he still has to continue that ridiculous game with seriousness.

He pressed the button and ordered the secretary who came in: "I don't have any business today. I want to go back and take a look at Fahmi. He has been out of the cage for ten days. His illness has not returned." "No, I heard from my wife that he hardly came home these ten days, and played outside with Dr. Huangfu every day. My wife said that he has been imprisoned for ten years, so let him play happily for a few days. Mr. Prime Minister, really want to Thanks to the miracle doctor who came from China, just as the prophet said, if you want to learn knowledge, go to China."