Chapter 7 The Great Gift of the Geba Stars

I really didn't expect that the Geba Stars chose our earth to give that great gift, let alone that they chose me as a model. There are 6 billion people to choose two, which is scarcer than emperors and queens in the world, so why is it my turn.I have never hoped for good luck. I have never been favored by God in my life. I am short, ugly, stupid, uneducated, talkative, earn little money, and I only got an ugly wife at the age of 35.I have only one advantage, that is, I have a good memory, and I can remember the stories of the ancient times after listening to them once.The day the Geba Stars picked me, I was scraping sand by the river. I used a scraper to scrape the coarse sand from the bottom of the river ashore and sold it to the construction team for a hard-earned money.There are two people doing this job. I manage the diesel engine and the steel rope drum on the bank, and my wife Cuiying stands in waist-deep river water to manage the scraper.Cuiying was pregnant at that time. After working for a long time, I stopped the machine, went to the river and shouted: "Cuiying, take a rest, come up to drink some water, you are pregnant, don't be tired." The daughter-in-law said : "Okay, I'll go up now." At this moment, the beam of light from the Geba Stars enveloped me.

6 billion people choose only two, the other is a beautiful woman, beautiful and noble.I privately speculated that she must be the one chosen by Gebaxing, but the beam of light tilted, and I was brought in as well—this was how it happened at the time, when I called Cuiying to go ashore, a very handsome black car drove up from the slope. Pulled off and parked next to me.The door on the right opened and a foot stuck out, making me straighten my eyes.That foot—exactly as beautiful as a female star in a movie, wearing a high-heeled leather sandal with thin straps; skin as white as cream, bright red toenails; two thin bare legs, wearing a short skirt.The woman jumped out of the car and walked towards the river, furious, as if she had just had a quarrel.The man driving was much older than her, sitting motionless in the driver's seat, his face so gloomy that water could be wrung out.I glanced at him and found this man very familiar. I had seen him on a local TV station. He seemed to be a deputy mayor of our place.The girl was going to pass by me on her way to the river, but she didn't look at me at all, and walked past me - Cuiying in the river shouted straight up: "Guozhu! Guozhu! What do you see in the sky? "I looked up, and I don't know when a big golden boat appeared in the sky. I didn't have time to see it clearly, because at this moment, a blue beam of light shot down from the boat, covering me and that beautiful woman. The two were drowsy and sucked in.

Later, many people asked me what I saw on the Geba starship and what the Geba star looked like, but I said I didn’t know.In fact, I have seen it in a vague way, but I don't want to tell outsiders, for fear that everyone will be wronged by Geba Xingsheng.They look a little ugly, but as long as they have a good heart, it doesn't matter if they are ugly.Besides, I didn’t really see it. It was like a dream at that time. I dreamed that the Geba star was talking in my stomach, dreamed that I was stuffed into a cylinder and slept for a while, and then I was released from the spaceship Go to the old place by the river, and I will live forever.

I know that I am uneducated, speak indiscriminately, have no clue, and babble.In fact, it doesn’t matter if I say it clearly or not, because people will soon know about it, and the whole world will know it—it was Li Jun (the beautiful woman who was selected together with me) who told the reporter in detail.In summary, it goes like this: The Geba people came to the earth from far away. The technology of the Gaba stars is much higher than ours. The Geba people love the people on Earth very much, just like a grandfather loves his grandchildren.They took the DNA of everyone on the earth, and after testing, they said that we are destined to be born with them. In the jargon, they call it "homogeneous protein".When and how they got it, we don't know.But Geba people are very trustworthy, not only told us afterwards, but also gave us a big gift in return.

This great gift is of course the longevity I just mentioned.They want people all over the world to "conduct a referendum after full discussion", and if 51% of the people agree, they will perform longevity surgery on everyone.They selected me (I forgot to mention it earlier, my name is Lu Guozhu) and Li Jun as models, first let us live forever, and then let us "convince everyone with our own feelings" to accept this great gift. To say such a good thing, do you need to "persuade"?Everyone can't wait.Qin Shihuang still wanted to live forever, so he sent Xu Fu to the East China Sea to look for elixir, but he couldn't find it. Xu Fu didn't dare to return to China, so he fled to Japan and became the ancestor of the Japanese... See I'm getting too far, let's get back to the topic.Why do you have to "convince everyone" about this?Because the Geba Stars have a condition: If you want to live forever, you have to promise not to have any children, and you are not allowed to have any.This is for our own good. Think about it, everyone will live forever. If there are more children and grandchildren, the earth will not be broken?The Geba people said that it was called "ecological collapse", and they said that "such a tragedy will never be allowed to happen on the earth".Therefore, the condition raised by the Geba star is completely reasonable.

In this way I will live forever.Such things as longevity cannot be verified in three days or five days, but I believe in the words of the Geba Stars from the bottom of my heart.why?Ever since I walked on the spaceship of the Geba Stars, I feel like a Tang monk eating grass and returning pills. I feel light and healthy, and I have endless strength in my body.All kinds of problems on my body, such as hemorrhoids, corns, body odor, etc., are all gone.Cuiying and her neighbors always looked at me with admiration, saying that my face was glowing red, and auspicious clouds hovered over my head, so I must have cast off my mortal womb and ascended to Taoism.

Chen Sanye from the east of the village heard about it, and ran to my house tremblingly on crutches, and said, "Pillar, is that true? What kind of star can make us live forever?" I said, "It's true, It’s Gebaxing, they can really make us live forever.” The third master said: “Everyone has a share?” I said: “Everyone has a share.” The third master said: “You don’t need money?” I said "No money, not even a penny." The third master asked again: "How is it possible to live forever? Will the old become young?" His question is very real.Chen Sanye is in his eighties this year, and he is about to run out of fuel. Even if he will never be sick or disaster in the future, it is meaningless to let him live like this forever.I don't know this question, so I can't answer it.But before leaving the spacecraft, the Geba Stars installed "telephones" in the stomachs of Li Jun and me.You only need to think this way, and flicker your mind like this - the answer from the Geba star comes out of your stomach.I fiddled with this question in my mind, and then said to the third master:

"Third Master, no, no matter what age everyone was when they became Changsheng, they will always be that age in the future." The third master was very disappointed, and said angrily: "It's not fair, it's not fair. So what kind of star is not good, it's not as fair as our God." I understand what he means: Our God is fair, and everyone has a time to be young and old, but sooner or later.But after longevity, the old can no longer be young, and the young will always be young. It all depends on how old you are at the time when the Geba stars were adopted by us. This is a bit of luck.I advise him:

"Third Master, don't be too horny. No matter what you say, it's not bad to be able to live forever. It's better than people who have died. Besides, after you live long, all the problems on your body will disappear. As the saying goes, when people are old, it is a blessing to be free from illness and disaster. "Third Master, don't you think so?" The third master still snorted angrily: "You monkey boy is full and doesn't know the hunger. You don't have back pain when you stand and talk. It's a blessing to be free from illness and disaster—this is nonsense when you can't live forever. Now you can live forever, third master I also want to go back to my twenties, marry a big girl like a flower, and live happily."

Everyone in the room laughed, saying that Mr. Chen is not old at heart, and the older he gets, the more his heart will grow.No matter what other people said, the third master kept begging me: "Zhuzi, I'm serious, tell that star person, let me be 60 years younger and live longer, okay? Even 40 years younger is fine." He He also threatened me: "Zhuzi, if they don't agree, I will vote against throwing Doudou tomorrow (the village votes to throw a bag of Gudou into a bowl)." I promised to convey his meaning to the Geba Stars, and he was happy.At this moment, the son of the Mingshan family came to call me, and said timidly, "Uncle Zhuzi, my father wants you to go."

I immediately followed him.Mingshan is my friend, who suffered from liver cancer at a young age, and has been alive for a few days.The situation in his house was miserable, the house was as messy as a pigsty, and there was a strange smell that made people want to vomit.Mingshan's daughter-in-law is feeding the man Chinese medicine. She has been taking care of the patients day and night for the past six months.Ming Shan was lying on the bed, his face covered with the blackness of death.When I saw his face, my heart turned cold. I have seen off several dead people over the years, and with experience, anyone with this kind of black air on their face is not far from stretching their legs.I tried my best to persuade him, saying that we are about to live forever, and the Geba people said that after longevity, all diseases will be "healed without treatment".Ming Shan asked in a low voice: "Guozhu, when will you vote? I'm afraid I won't last until then." I can't bear to look at that look in his eyes.At this time, who doesn't want to live a few more days.The Geba star asked me and Li Jun to convince everyone to accept longevity, and it will probably take half a year.Yi Mingshan's illness must not last half a year.Seeing him breathing in but not out, my heart ached.If there is no immortality in this world, he would die of illness and death; now, everyone can live forever, but he sees that he can't catch up, how uncomfortable he feels!That's like the last man killed by the last bullet at the end of the world war.I can only say: "I will try my best to hurry up and urge the Geba stars to advance the voting time. Mingshan, you have to last until that day." I sat in front of the hospital bed and chatted with him for a while. Say: "Guozhu, please stay a little longer and talk to Mingshan a little more. When you come, he can still chat a little bit. These days, he is so sullen that he doesn't say a word, no matter how much he persuades him, it's too cold in this room. Like a cemetery." These words made me feel "as cold as a cemetery", but before I could speak, Mingshan waved his hand: "Let Guozhu go, he has serious business. I pointed him to advance the voting a few days. " I advised Mingshan to relax, he must hold out until then, and then went home. Tomorrow there will be a special plane to pick me up and Li Jun to the TV station for an interview. People all over the world want to watch the live broadcast. This is arranged by the Geba Stars.I was very scared, people like us have never been on a big stage, and when we are facing the camera, I am afraid that we will not even be able to speak.Fortunately, with Li Jun, that woman is sure to be eloquent and won't make things cold.At night, Cuiying and I slept on the bed and chatted babblingly. Since I came back from the spaceship, I have never had any guests at home, so I haven’t seized the opportunity to have a good chat with her.Cuiying of course raised her hands in favor of Changsheng, and I don't need to do any persuasion work.She put her arms around me and said happily: "Zhuzi, is this real? Why do I always worry that this is a dream. Immortality - this is a blessing only for gods, and Qin Shihuang is not on his way. I didn't expect to come here in the blink of an eye. Now You have already become a fairy, and I will soon become a fairy, and even our children will follow suit. It corresponds to an old saying: one person can ascend to heaven after attaining enlightenment. Don’t you think so?” I didn't speak.She is in high spirits, I can't bear to pour cold water on her.She saw the signs, sat up and looked at me: "Zhuzi, why haven't you spoken for a long time? Do you have something on your mind?" I said cautiously: "I went to Mingshan's house today, and he asked me to urge the Geba Stars to vote quickly and perform longevity surgery on us. I'm afraid he won't last long." "It's a good thing to be ahead of time, and I'm also looking forward to being immortal tomorrow." I can't help but sigh.I know I'm stupid, but Cuiying has less strings than me.I said, "Cuiying, why didn't you think about the child in your womb. You have only been pregnant for two months, and you will have seven or eight months to give birth. But the Geba star said that if you want to live forever, you have to agree to one thing: no more children." "The children already in the belly are not allowed to have children?" "No, as long as the vote is passed, it will be cut off from that day onwards, and no one will be born." Cuiying didn't think of this at all, and was stunned.After being stunned for a long time, she said very firmly: "Then I will use a caesarean section and go for the operation the day before the voting. I know that a fetus of four or five months can live." "But what if we vote tomorrow? According to Ming Shan's body, he can't wait to vote tomorrow." Cuiying was stunned.Of course she couldn't bear to say: Leave Ming Shan alone, and push back the voting time as much as possible.There is no way for her to give up the child in her belly.She just sat naked in the shadows in a daze, not speaking for a long time.I couldn't bear it, so I pulled the quilt to cover her, and advised her: "Actually, you don't have to worry. I will try my best to urge the Geba Stars to let everyone vote as soon as possible, but it will be two or three months later. With 6 billion people, if you think of anyone who doesn't have their own little Jiujiu, it will definitely not be soon enough to discuss. Wait. After two or three months, a caesarean section can be performed." Cuiying was happy now, hugged me and kissed me fiercely.I know what she's thinking: now the child can be kept, and there's no need to owe Ming Shan a debt of conscience.We got into a quilt and made out for a while, talking about going to the TV station with Li Jun tomorrow.Cuiying said: "I saw that Li Jun by the river, she is so beautiful and coquettish, even Chang'e and Seven Fairies can't compare to her. Zhuzi, please be honest with me, you two come and go together, don't you Get her hooked." I smiled wryly and said, "Aren't you just worrying about it? What kind of person is she, what kind of person are we, can she like me? I don't even deserve to carry shoes for him." Cuiying pursed her lips and said, "That might not be the case. Don't forget, at this moment, you two are the only ones in the world who have lived forever. What's that called—it's not that a family doesn't enter a house." "You mean well-connected, right?" "Yes, that's what it means. Hey, Lu Guozhu, you are heartless, have you already harbored such evil intentions? How about you can speak so smoothly! Hmph, you're right!" "Bah, bah, bah. It's really a woman's mind. If I was really that wicked, would I worry about moving the vote forward? You know, once the vote is passed, everyone will live forever, and Li Jun and I won't be the only ones in the world. " Cuiying thought what I said was reasonable, relieved her heart, giggled and slipped into my armpit, and soon fell asleep.But I couldn't sleep, and I'm ashamed to say it—Cuiying is such a naive woman, she shouldn't have said those words, and those words really aroused my evil heart.Of course I know that this is a bad idea, very despicable, hugging my own woman and thinking about another woman.However, when I think of Li Jun's small feet with red nail polish, two long slender legs, and trembling chest, I can't help but feel itchy.Why did the Geba Stars choose us alone among 6 billion people? Maybe we are really destined?If it's that goblin in my arms at this moment... I can't think about it any more, because if I think about it again, I will go to evil.At this moment, Cuiying in her arms woke up with a scream and stared at me.I was a little bit drummed in my heart-could she have really guessed my "despicable thoughts"?I asked: "Cuiying, what's the matter with you? You were taken aback." Cuiying said that she had a nightmare, dreaming that she gave birth to a girl.But as soon as she was born, the Geba Stars came and wanted to cut open the girl's stomach, saying that she would have to undergo an operation to make her infertile forever.Cuiying held my arm tightly and said sadly: "Why did I forget about it, why did I forget about it. Our child can be kept, but when she grows up, she won't be able to have children anymore, right?" I shook my head at her simple mind: "Didn't this matter be made clear a long time ago? If you want to live forever, you can't have children. It's not like you don't know." I advised her, "Don't take this matter too seriously. .Bringing children and carrying on the family line - this is something that did not exist before longevity. If people live forever, how can there be any need to carry on the lineage? We will all be half-lazi gods in the future. Look at Tathagata Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Taishang Laojun , and the Jehovah that Christianity believes in, which one has children and grandchildren?” My reasoning didn't convince her, so Cuiying opened her mouth and answered, "Who said gods have no children and grandchildren? The Jade Emperor did. He had seven daughters and a nephew from his natal family, Erlangshen. Seven fairies also gave birth to a little grandson named Dong for him. " I was speechless, and said angrily: "Anyway, if you want to live forever, you can't have a baby. The Geba star's condition is completely reasonable. Tell me quickly, do you want to live forever?" Cuiying said bluntly: "I think, why don't you? It's a fool who doesn't want to live forever. But I don't want to be the head of an 'extinct family' either." I'm at a loss for this bitch's obstinacy.I didn't pay much attention to the work of "persuasion" at all before-who doesn't want to live forever?I don't need to be persuaded at all. I didn't expect that I would touch the curling blade first with my wife.That night, I was really earnest, and I repeatedly persuaded her: "There is no such thing as 'extinct account' after longevity. How can you be considered 'extinct account' if you live for thousands of generations?" Then I said, "Don't Worry about your children, maybe they don’t want to have children at all. You see, many young people in big cities don’t want children. They have money and they spend it together. They live a happy life, let alone after they live forever?” Mo, I didn't even think that I could make it up like this, so I finally said: "You can't vote against it when you vote tomorrow. Even your own wife is against it. How can I convince others?" Cuiying reluctantly agreed. The broadcasting hall of the TV station was crowded with people, there must have been thousands of people.Another 1.3 billion people, no, 6 billion people are watching this live broadcast.The spaceship of the Geba Stars has been staying in the orbit of the earth, and they are also watching.As soon as Li Jun and I came to the stage, the pot started to boil with a bang. People applauded and shouted, and people in the back row stood on their chairs.My sweat came out all at once, and I wanted to step back, but the host Cui Yue smiled and pushed me up. Cui Yue was very sophisticated, so he chatted with me a few gossips first to stabilize my emotions.He said: "The camera hasn't turned on yet, so let's just say a few words, are you nervous?" Li Jun shook his head with a smile.She is really not nervous, this woman is born to be on the stage, the bigger the occasion, the more energetic she is, now she is radiant, her eyes are flying around, she is more beautiful than when I first saw her.She looked at me sideways, smiled sweetly and said: "I'm not nervous, Mr. Lu has given me courage." I embolden her?This woman can really talk, but also really elusive.You can see how kind she is to me now, but we came to Beijing on the same special plane, and she didn't look at me all the way, let alone chat.I said honestly: "I'm a little nervous, let Li Jun say anything, you all think I'm just a show." Cui Yue smiled and chatted with us for a while, and then announced the start of the interview.He simply stated to the audience: "Today can be said to be the most important day in human history, so I don't want to talk too much to be annoying. The two immortals are already sitting in front of us. If you have any questions or questions, please feel free to ask them. " The hands below are raised like trees. Today Li Jun answered many questions from everyone, and sometimes I also said a sentence or a half.Although I was very nervous, it was not difficult to answer, because we were actually just speaking for the Geba Stars, and they would immediately send the answers to all the questions to our minds.Most of the audience agreed with longevity, and their most urgent wish was to vote quickly and implement it as soon as possible, which is the same as Brother Mingshan.There are also different opinions. A seven or eight-year-old boy asked: "Uncle and aunt, will I grow up again after I live forever?" Li Jun smiled sweetly: "It won't grow any longer, little brother, I really envy you, you will always be an innocent and cute kid who loves to play and sing, how lucky you are." "Then... Do I have to call other people uncle, aunt, grandpa and grandma forever, but I can never be someone else's uncle and grandpa?" People laughed, and I couldn't help myself.This brat!Still eager to be someone else's elder.Li Jun also smiled and said: "That's right, I'm afraid there is no way to make up for this small shortcoming." "Then, do I have to ask mom and dad for pocket money forever? Can I never make money by myself?" My heart skipped a beat.At first glance, it sounds like a child's silly talk, but it doesn't make sense when you think about it.If kids never grow up and live on adults forever, I think they will get tired of it—it's not 30 or 50 years, it's forever.The little guy asked again: "And my cousin's little baby is only three months old. If he doesn't grow up, won't he never walk?" My heart was shocked again - I immediately thought of the child in Cuiying's belly.Before we left, Cuiying and I only cared about "whether he (she) could be born", and didn't think about "whether he or she can grow up".This little boy seemed silly, but he was actually much smarter than me, and he got the point.I didn't know how to answer him, so I quickly asked the Geba star in my mind.This time the Geba Stars didn't answer me immediately.I'm a little surprised. Could it be that they don't have a ready-made answer in their hearts?I feel a little uneasy.Why I was uneasy, I can't say. After a while, the Geba Starman's answer came out of my stomach, and he must have answered Li Jun at the same time.Li Jun smiled and said to everyone: "It's like this. After longevity, old people can't become younger again, because the body can't reverse changes; young people can grow up. You can cut it off at any age you want." At what age does it end. Let me explain a little more clearly: for example, you can live 1,000 years at the age of 6, and when you get tired of it, you can live 1,000 years at the age of 10, and finally at the age of 25 to 35 Live forever at the best age." Judging from this answer, the Geba Stars have obviously modified their plan.It’s not bad to be able to do this, but someone below also thought of my thoughts. It was an old lady in her 60s. She stood up and said dissatisfiedly: "Then, after all the children grow up, won't there be no children in the world? If there is no child in the world, what kind of energy do old guys like us have to live!" She was right.Children have to grow up, and no child is willing to "cut off" at the age of four or five.In that way, after so many years, there will no longer be grandparents who can’t get enough of their little grandchildren. Human beings don’t have such blessings.This is also a deadlock, and there is no way to untie it. I hurriedly asked the Geba Stars in my mind, and it was strange that they didn't answer this time. A person who looked like a doctor asked: "Ms. Li and Mr. Lu, you say that people will not get sick again after a long life, and there will be no deaths from diseases, but what about accidental deaths? Such as plane crashes, wars, drowning, etc. The shortage of accidental deaths What to add?" Li Jun immediately said: "The Geba Stars have already said about this issue. Changsheng does not rule out accidental death. Anyone who dies accidentally can apply for 'supplementary cloning reproduction'. Everyone just needs to store their own body cells in the freezer." That's it." The people below and outside the venue asked many questions.Some people ask, after a long life, if I get tired of being a man (or a woman)—you know, this life is not a few decades, but tens of thousands of years—can I change my gender?The Geba people said that they can do a complete sex reassignment operation; some people asked, if a person gets tired of being an old man, can he turn back and be a young man?The Geba star said that this question has already been answered, no, unless he re-cloned after committing suicide.A spectator outside the venue asked a question, which left a deep impression on me.The person's profile picture did not appear on the screen, but he spoke in an angry tone, as if everyone in the world owed him two buckets of black beans.He said he was firmly opposed to longevity, why?Because——"I am 53 years old, and I finally made it to the deputy mayor. I am still looking forward to the early retirement of the mayor. If everyone lives forever, does it mean that the lower class will never have the chance to be promoted?" Li Jun immediately said angrily : "The Geba star said, this is an internal problem of the earthlings, you should solve it internally, please don't ask them about it!" The strange thing is that this time the Gerbas didn't "call" me, whereas in the past they always answered both of us at the same time.Maybe this is not the words of the Geba star, but Li Jun's own meaning?For some reason, a thought came to my mind: the person who asked the question was probably the old man who went to the river with Li Jun to quarrel with her that day.Li Jun recognized his voice, otherwise she wouldn't be so restless. Immediately there was silence below—people thought it was the Geba star losing their temper, so they had to be cautious when speaking again.Who dares to annoy the Geba Stars?Who dares to be angry with longevity?Li Jun probably knew that his attitude was a bit too much, so he quickly put on a smiling face, please continue to ask questions.A man stood up and said: "I advise everyone to be cautious about this matter. Longevity—this is really a big pie that fell from the sky, but I know a word: the sky never drops pies for no reason. Besides, I have a feeling that from Geba Judging from the answers given by the stars, they seem to have no clear idea of ​​what the longevity society is like. This is strange. Could it be that they did not achieve longevity themselves, but gave us this gift first? Isn’t your selflessness a little too much?” I couldn't help but nodded secretly.I had this idea just now, but our brains are stupid, and we can't figure it out.As soon as this gentleman said it, I realized why I was uneasy just now.I hastily conveyed his words to the Geba Stars in my mind, wanting to hear their answer, they said calmly: "It's true that the Geba Stars haven't achieved immortality yet, but we will implement it at the same time as the people on Earth." This answer moved everyone very much—they are indeed selfless, and they share the best things with the people on earth at the same time.In addition to being moved, the audience still had a small heart in their hearts-everyone was worried about the Geba star's tantrum just now, how could this indiscreet guy offend them again.Everyone blamed him one after another, saying that he was "judging the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain".He also said, if he doesn't want to live forever, he can quit, no one is forcing him.Seeing that he had provoked everyone's anger, the guy let out a long sigh, shut his mouth and sat down. The TV interview went on for a long time, and everyone's opinions were basically unified: accept the great gift from the Geba Stars, and as soon as possible!The Geba Stars are also very satisfied with the results of the discussion. After that, we went abroad to participate in several interviews.No matter which country you are in, those who are in favor of longevity are the majority.Of course, when the forest grows, there are all kinds of birds, and there are some who oppose it. The reasons for the opposition are strange.For example, some Iraqis and Iranians objected, saying, "I would rather not live forever, than Jews to live forever in the world"; , but firmly opposed to the induction of labor in women who were already pregnant ... but these objections did not prevail. When there is no interview, Li Jun and I can't stay idle.As early as after the first interview, a fat boss immediately dragged us to the VIP building restaurant for a banquet.He wanted to ask us to advertise.They said that after longevity, other medicines are useless, only his nutritional medicine will sell more popular.why?Long-lived people need smart brains more, and it is more worthwhile to invest in intelligence-think about it, one investment is the benefit of tens of thousands of years! After the fat boss finished his thoughts, Li Jun lowered his face, gave me a cold look, and didn't speak.No matter how stupid I am, I can see that her eyebrows are high and her eyes are low, and I know that she doesn't want to get involved with a second-rate person like me.This woman seems to know how to change her face in Sichuan opera, her eyes change in a blink of an eye, she smiles very sweetly on stage, but when she looks at me from the audience, her eyes seem to freeze.I said to the fat boss: "I'm so ugly that I can't get an advertisement. You can shoot Ms. Li alone." The fat boss shook his head resolutely: "No, you have to go up together. Why? Although Mr. Lu—I'm telling you the truth, don't take it for granted—although you are a bit ugly, but your face is naturally friendly and honest, To the taste of ordinary people. Besides, it is not a bad thing to have a big contrast between the appearance of male and female actors. After all, there are few beauties and many ugly people in the world. With such a combination of you two, ordinary men in the world will have something to look forward to. Therefore, the ad The effect must be very good." He smiled and asked Li Jun, "What do you think, Miss Li? Our company is going to offer 120 million yuan as a reward, and you two will each have 60 million yuan." 60 million yuan!This number terrified me, how big is 60 million, if it is piled up with 100 yuan bills, I am afraid that I will get a room!Don't mention me, Li Jun was also tempted. After thinking about it for a while, she immediately changed her cold face into a smiling one, and said sweetly: "I have no objection. What about you, Mr. Lu? But I want to protest what you said just now, boss. Who says Mr. Lu is ugly? His appearance... is actually very distinctive and manly." The fat boss laughed: "That's good, that's good." The matter was finalized and the contract was signed on the spot.After returning from the banquet, I immediately called Cuiying, and there was a loud shout: "60 million! My god, how many tens of thousands of years have we sold sand to earn so much!" Cuiying was beaming, and I could tell through the phone that she was smiling from ear to ear.I warned her: "The advertisement was done by me and Li Jun. The boss said that she had to rely on me to say the advertisement. I'll explain in advance, don't be jealous." Cuiying paused for a while, and then said cheerfully: "Let's rely on it, she leans on you, and we will get 60 million yuan, it's worth it!" I asked Mingshan how he was doing these days, and Cuiying said that his illness hadn't gotten worse, maybe he had hope, and he was holding on.Then he asked me with a smile: "Have you been sneezing these days? Mr. Chen is scolding you for being a 'bad kid'. It doesn't matter what you say, don't let him get younger." I said with a wry smile: " I did tell the Geba people, and I said it more than once, but the Geba people didn’t agree, so what can I do.” At this moment, someone knocked on the door, and I said, “Someone is here, let’s talk about it later.” After hanging up the phone and opening the door, it turned out to be Li Jun, who had just showered, put on makeup, and was wearing a snow-white pajamas with a scent, dazzlingly beautiful, and smiling sweetly.I really didn't expect that she would come to my place and asked her to sit down in a hurry.She walked in twisting her waist, sat on the sofa, and talked nonsense: "It seems that we are really destined, if I hadn't gone to the river that day, how could the Geba star choose us?" Me: "What are you going to do with the 60 million?" In the end, she got back to the topic and said: "Brother Lu (this is the first time she called me this way), have you ever thought about it? Before the referendum, we were the only two immortals in the world. After the vote passed, we would be nothing. Be sure to catch This opportunity, earn a few more advertising fees. The two of us have to work together, and we can't fight each other and lower the price." It turned out that she was afraid that I would accept the advertisement without telling her.I said: "This time I gave 60 million, which is already a lot." She confidently said: "As long as we are twisted together, we will be even higher in the future." I readily agreed and said that I would follow her arrangements.No one has any grudges against money, of course they are happy to get more money, and it's not money from unknown sources.What's more, there is such a beautiful woman coming to beg me!Li Jun was very happy, ran over and kissed me on the forehead, and flew away with a smile like a butterfly.There was a strong fragrance behind her, which made me dizzy for a long time before waking up. However, our business failed to grow.Although many companies came to negotiate, Li Jun raised the price too high, and it took a long time for the two parties to reach an agreement.It's a pity that the voting started before the contract was signed. Since then, no one has asked us to advertise.This is not surprising at all. We used to be the only two camels in the rabbit herd, so they are naturally precious; now all the rabbits are about to become camels, and the original camels will of course drop in price.After hearing that the Geba Stars set the voting time, Li Jun said angrily: "At that time, I really shouldn't have worked hard to 'convince everyone'. I should have delayed the process as much as possible. Now it's too late to regret it." I advised her to think about it. Point, no matter how you say it, at least 60 million has already been obtained, which is enough to spend in this life.Li Jun said angrily: "Is this life enough? How many years is this life? Don't forget that you have already lived forever! Humph, pig-brained, short-sighted!" Clay figurines also have an earthy character. I tried to persuade them, but I couldn’t help muttering in a low voice: "It’s not because you raised the price too high, or many contracts have been signed. You have delayed me too. gone." As soon as I said it, I knew that this sentence was inappropriate, and it hit her sore spot.She turned pale, glared at me viciously, slammed the door and left, and ignored me ever since. On voting day, the whole world is as happy as Chinese New Year.Men and women, old and young, all came. The sick ones were carried to vote, and the nursing babies were held by their mothers to vote—my little daughter was among them.Cuiying had a caesarean section before the vote, and her daughter only weighed four catties, but luckily both mother and daughter were safe.As for the results of the vote, there is no need to guess: 95% of people agree to accept longevity.The Geba Stars are very trustworthy. The second day after the counting of votes was completed, they started the longevity surgery for the people on earth. They sucked people into the spaceship one by one, and released them after the operation. It's like there are two human chains hanging in the sky.Their work is very efficient, but after all, there are so many people on earth, and it will take a year for 6 billion people to finish it. 可惜这些人里没有明山，翠英在电话里说，明山到底没熬到这一天，是在投票生效前两天咽的气。那些天我只顾忙广告的事，几乎把明山忘到脑后了，也没打电话问候他一声，不知道他在死前怨不怨我。 这中间格巴星人又把我和李隽请到飞船上去了一趟。见面时格巴星人显然非常开心，他们说非常感谢俺俩的工作，为了表示谢意，可以为俺俩提供一项特殊服务：就是把俺俩的容貌改造得“尽善尽美”，连身高也可以加高。打从那些合同泡汤后，李隽的脸一直是老阴天，这会儿一下子放晴了，她喜滋滋地喊：“太好了，太好了，我一定要变成有史以来最美貌的女人，连西施、埃及艳后和特洛伊的海伦都比不上我。”李隽一高兴也不对我记仇了，拉着我的胳膊说：“鲁先生，鲁哥，你也要变成有史以来最美貌的男人了！” 我当然喜得了不得。要我说李隽已经够漂亮了，就是不改造也没啥，可我这辈子还没尝过当漂亮男人是啥滋味儿呢。要是这丑模样改造得像个明星，身边傍着一个像李隽这样漂亮的女人……我赶紧勒住心里那匹脱了缰绳的马，问格巴星人：“能不能把我媳妇翠英也算上？”格巴星人很温和地拒绝了，说不能开这个先例，他们只对“有特殊贡献者”提供这项服务。我很失望，但也没办法。 说起美丑，其实格巴星人才是真丑。他们的相貌我这次看真切了。不过，还是那句话，只要他们心好，丑点又有啥关系。他们……其实长得非常像地球上的蛔虫，没有手没有腿，没有脸没有五官，什么都没有，就那么两头尖尖、身体弯曲的一根小肉棒。真的，活脱脱是人肚子里长的蛔虫。就是个头长一些，有猪尾巴那样长。看着他们的模样我直纳闷：他们连嘴巴也没有，咋吃饭呢？反正我知道他们不会说话，他们的话都是用电波送到我的肚子里。 提了那个建议后，格巴星人开始了正式谈话，并请俺俩转达给所有地球人。他们说，很高兴地球人作出了正确的选择，既是这样，他们不打算走了——不过请地球人不要担心，格巴星人绝不会挤占地球人的任何生存空间，因为我们和他们的生存空间是“立体镶嵌互不冲突”的。现在他们对自己也同步实施了长生术，将和长生的地球人共生共荣，一起活到地老天荒。 我说过我脑子笨，这些文绉绉的话听不大懂，还有些名词更难懂，像什么“肠胃营养环境”。我忍不住悄声问李隽：“他们说的共生共荣是啥意思？他们说不占咱们的地儿，到底要在啥地方安家？”很奇怪，不知咋的，这会儿李隽的脸色死白死白，两眼直瞪着，胳膊腿也僵了。我着急地喊：“李小姐，李隽，你这是咋啦？”她不吭声。我伸手推推她，她忽然像面条一样出溜到我脚下，两只手冰凉冰凉的。 当时真把我吓坏了，好在有格巴星人在，以他们的科技，医治一个虚脱病人自然不在话下。他们很快把李隽弄醒了，把俺俩放出飞船。回到地球上后李隽一直瞪着眼不说话，脸色发青，两条腿软绵绵的，由我拖着走。所以直到俺俩分手，我都没敢再拿那个问题去烦她。