Chapter 110 The Nineteenth Chapter of Zhu Yijun's Fun-seeking Quliu Pavilion

As soon as it was dark, Zhu Yijun had a random dinner in the Qianqing Palace, put down his chopsticks, and said to the queen: "We are full and bored, let's go out for a walk." After finishing speaking, he ordered Sun Haike to use two Personal servants accompany you.Exit the back door of Qianqing Palace, pass through Kunning Palace and enter the Imperial Garden.This imperial garden was originally a place for the emperor and the beauties of the harem to relax and relax. There are Wanchun Pavilion, Qianqiu Pavilion, Dianyi Pavilion, Qingwang Pavilion, Jinxiang Pavilion, Yucui Pavilion, Leyizhai, Quliu Pavilion, Sishen Temple and other buildings. .It was already dark at this time, and lanterns were lit everywhere in the imperial garden.Standing under the Tianyi Gate at the entrance of the Imperial Garden, Zhu Yijun asked Sun Hai:

"Where are you going now?" Sun Hai squeezed his eyes, and replied in a low voice: "Meandering Pavilion." The meandering pavilion is built on the west side of Duixiu Mountain, the largest rockery in the Imperial Garden.There is a large pool between the mountain pavilions.A stone arch bridge was built over the pool, called Chengrui Bridge.When Zhu Yijun walked up the bridge, he saw two maids kneeling at the entrance of the Quliu Pavilion. They heard that the emperor was coming, so they ran out to greet him. Zhu Yijun quickly walked up to them, and the two maids said coquettishly, "Your servant welcomes the arrival of the Long Live Lord."

They all lowered their heads, and Zhu Yijun looked at the silver moths on their temples and their white and greasy pink necks through the four palace lanterns hanging at the entrance of Quliu Pavilion, and a strange feeling suddenly arose in his heart. feel, said: "Let's get back together." The two maids, Xie En, stood up, and the five of them entered the Meandering Hall together.The meandering pavilion is surrounded by water on three sides. When it was first built to watch the water and fish, the layout is not very large, but it is very charming.There are all kinds of equipment for drinking and resting.The reason why Zhu Yijun sneaked to this Quliu Pavilion after dark, the matter has to start from the market in the Forbidden City in June.

But in that market, after Zhu Yijun "decreed" to let Sun Hai buy the two bronze mirrors of the Song Dynasty, when it was quiet and no one was around, he ordered Sun Hai to secretly take them out to play with.The action of a man and a woman having sex aroused his great interest.One night, lying on the marriage bed in the Qianqing Palace, he couldn't help himself, so he pulled up the queen and the queen to experiment with the method of "spreading rain" on the bronze mirror.Empress Wang was shy by nature and usually overly reserved. She was originally a lady from a famous family who "see no evil, don't listen to evil". When she heard Zhu Yijun's request, her face flushed with shame, and she refused to cooperate even if she said life or death.Zhu Yijun's big Xingtou was hit by this basin of cold water, and he was very annoyed at Wang Huanghuang's dullness, but he couldn't bear the inconvenience.Sun Hai has served Zhu Yijun for many years, and he has a clear understanding of his master's heart.Once, after looking at the bronze mirror, Zhu Yijun suddenly let out a long sigh, as if there was something unspeakable.Sun Hai hurriedly and cautiously probed: "Long Live Lord, do you want the slave to find two maids to accompany Long Live Lord to have a drink?" Zhu Yijun's eyes lit up, and he asked: "Can you find it?" Sun Hai replied: " What's so difficult about this, among the maids in the Forbidden City, who doesn't want to be favored by the Lord Long Live?" Zhu Yijun thought for a while, and then ordered: "You have to find a secluded place." Sun Hai acted according to the order, so there was tonight's concubine This tryst.

As soon as he entered the Quliu Pavilion, Zhu Yijun sat down on the embroidered couch. Sun Hai, Ke Yong and the two court ladies stood on both sides, and Zhu Yijun asked them to sit on the stools.Only now did he have the opportunity to look carefully at the two maids, they were both about fifteen or sixteen years old.One has a melon-shaped face, with exquisite and well-proportioned features, and she is full of coquettishness between lowered eyebrows and raised eyes; the other has a duck-egg face, which is not only dignified and beautiful, but also has a high chest, exuding an irresistible charm .In his heart, Zhu Yijun praised Sun Hai for his ability to handle affairs. After finding such two lovely people, he asked:

"What's your name? Where are you working?" Guazilian who was sitting on the head got up and squatted down with a blessing, and replied: "My servant's name is Qiaolian, and I work in the Shangyi Bureau." The duck-faced face introduced himself: "The maidservant's name is Yuezhen, and she works at the Shangyi Bureau." She blushed as she spoke. "What is your job at Shangyi Bureau?" Zhu Yijun asked him. "Practice classical music." "So, you are proficient in writing and ink." Zhu Yijun turned his head and asked Qiaolian, "How about you, how many characters can you read?"

"Go back to Lord Long Live, the slaves can understand "The Commandments of Women." "Can you write it down?" Qiaolian nodded.Zhu Yijun looked left and right, and felt that the two court ladies were cute.After being the emperor for six years, today is the first time to avoid the empress dowager and talk to the maid alone. He felt very comfortable and asked again: "You have all been in the palace for several years." Yuezhen replied: "We both entered the palace in the third year of Wanli." "It's been three years, and I should have learned all the rules in the palace." Zhu Yijun wanted to relax and said some teasing words, but he was somewhat nervous, and the words he asked seemed boring, "Where are you all from?"

"The slave girl's hometown is Datong," Yuezhen was bolder, so she always answered first.Pointing to Qiaolian again, she said, "She is from Yingtianfu, Nanjing." "One is from Datong, and the other is from Nanjing. One is south and the other is north, thousands of miles away." Zhu Yijun stared at Yuezhen's bright eyes and bright teeth, and began to feel his heart swaying. "Long live, can you see the difference between these two girls?" Sun Hai took the opportunity to interject and asked. Zhu Yijun took a closer look at the two court ladies again, and saw that both of them were blushing, sitting there with their heads hooked and nervously fiddling with the corners of their clothes.Zhu Yijun laughed heartily and said:

"Yuezhen is a little bit like Datong's mother-in-law, and Qiaolian looks like Xiaojiabiyu from the south with her lowered eyebrows." "Long live Lord is right, this is called one side's soil and water to support one side's people." Sun Hai looked obsequious, and then asked, "Long live Lord, the wine and food have been prepared, do you want to bring them up now?" "Ok." Zhu Yijun nodded, and saw that Ke Yong walked out, and after a while, he brought in two small firemen carrying food boxes, and put a dozen exquisite dishes on the table.At the same time, a large jug of wine was placed.

Sun Hai waved his hand to make the two small fire fighters retreat, and then respectfully invited Zhu Yijun to take the seat. Zhu Yijun and Zhu Yijun sat in the first place facing south, and asked Yuezhen Qiaolian and the two court ladies to also sit at the table to drink with him. The two were flattered, so they sat sideways one by one.Sun Hai and Ke Yong stood by and waited on them.The guest picked up the jug and filled the three wine cups. Zhu Yijun picked up the wine cup and smelled it, and introduced to the two maids: "This wine is called Yan Lai Xiang, and it is brewed by Yujiufang. I have tasted it before, and it is not too strong. You can rest assured to drink a few cups."

"Why is it called Yan Lai Xiang?" Yuezhen asked. "It's probably the wine drunk in autumn, and the wild geese are flying against the sky for autumn." Zhu Yijun said softly. "Report to Lord Long Live, slaves don't know how to drink alcohol." Qiao Lian Dian saw Yan Zuo and said. "Bold," Sun Hai scolded, "Long Live God rewards you with wine, how dare you say no!" Qiao Lian was so frightened that she trembled all over, she hurriedly stood up and mumbled: "Your servant offends the Lord Long Live, your servant deserves to die." Zhu Yijun felt that Qiaolian's panic-stricken appearance was indescribable. He motioned for Qiaolian to sit down and reprimanded Sun Hai: "Shut up for me." Sun Hai stuck out his tongue secretly and stepped aside.At this time, Zhu Yijun forgot that he was the Lord of the Ninety-Five Supreme Ten Thousand Vehicles, so he raised his wine glass and said to the two maids in a flattering tone: "Come on, let me drink this glass of wine with you." Yuezhen was refreshed and drank it with a nod of her neck.Qiaolian was really in pain, she closed her eyes like swallowing poison, and sipped it down bit by bit.Zhu Yijun looked at it and laughed, jokingly said: "Qiaolian, are all southern girls as coy as you?" Qiao Lian blushed and replied, "I don't know." The three of them had just finished drinking, and the guests filled up the wine one by one.Zhu Yijun had listened to Sun Hai's suggestion in advance, and wanted to drink with the maids, firstly to create an atmosphere, and secondly to drink away his guts.But after drinking a glass of wine, he felt that he was too poor to drink, so he turned his head and called Sun Hai who was standing behind him, and asked him: "Sun Hai, didn't you say that drinking has wine scenes? Why are you dumb? Tell me, what kind of wine scene shall we play now to make Qiaolian and Yuezhen excited and happy?" Sun Hai ran around on weekdays, searching for some anecdotes, and when he returned to Qianqing Palace, he told Zhu Yijun to listen.Over time, Zhu Yijun developed a habit of always thinking of Sun Hai when looking for fun.At this moment, Sun Hai was asked to come up with another idea.Sun Hai scratched his head and thought for a while, then said: "Long Live Lord, don't you like to match up? Usually, the slaves are paired with each other, Qingshan is against Baiyun, and the big yellow dog is against the little white sheep. Zhenqiaolian and the two are talented women. You make them match, and if they match, let them go, and if they match, they will be punished with a glass of wine. When drinking like this, no one will feel disadvantaged." "This is a good idea." Zhu Yijun asked the two maids, "What do you think?" Qiao Lian thought to herself that she would not be fined wine every time she was paired, so relying on her own background in poetry and prose, she replied: "Long Live Lord, please make a pair, and the servants will try it out." "it is good." After Zhu Yijun thought for a while, he read five words: Two people sit on the ground. "Yuezhen, come on!" Sun Hai shouted from the side, Yuezhen's honest and pungent personality was very to his liking, so he turned to her in his heart and wanted her to win the jackpot.Yuezhen also felt that this couplet was easy to come up with, so she replied casually: A bird flies in the sky. As soon as she finished speaking, Zhu Yijun tapped his chopsticks excitedly and shouted: "That's right, I'll make you a glass of wine!" "The slaves and servants are on the same page, why is there a penalty for drinking?" Yue Zhen asked in confusion. "You are right and wrong." Zhu Yijun said, "What are two people sitting on the earth? Think about it carefully. Two characters plus a word for earth are combined to form the word 'si'. This is called a pair of words. Birds fly in the sky, isn’t it blind!?” Upon hearing this, Yuezhen muttered, "Long live Lord, this is intentionally not making it clear." She picked up the wine cup and drank it all in one gulp. "Long Live Lord, this servant has thought of a couplet." As Qiaolian spoke, she read a sentence: In January, the sun is bright. Zhu Yijun stroked the table while dipping in the wine and said: "The moon by the sun. It just happens to be the word 'Ming'. Hey, this couplet is very good. Qiaolian doesn't know how to drink, but it will be the right one. Okay, look at me." I'll give you another link." Zhu Yijun read out two more ten-character lines: It's hard to decide when to give birth in the middle of the night Qiao Lian didn't think too much, just read out: The two families choose a match, and the two lives are equal Zhu Yijun thought about it, this second couplet was also very neat, so he wanted to compare Qiaolian, so he thought of a tricky first couplet, and read: Ghost Wei This is a word game, but there is a certain degree of difficulty.He Nvwei Gui forms a Wei character, and the second couplet must also consist of four characters to form a character.Qiaolian bit her lip and thought for a while, then said: Shu Wenchi Zhengzheng "Hey. I can't trouble you anymore." Zhu Yijun didn't wait for anyone to persuade him, and took a drink by himself.She asked Qiaolian, "What else do you have to say, tell me." Qiao Lian giggled, and replied: "Long Live Lord. If you don't come out of the Shanglian, how can I do it right?" "That's right, I'll give you another difficulty." Zhu Yijun frowned and thought hard, but was at a loss for words.Since entering the door, he has been a guest of the stuffed gourd, and at this moment he interjected and said: "Long live, my slave has a word, I want Qiaolian to be right." "Very good," Zhu Yijun pretended to be relieved, and hurriedly told the guest, "Come on." The guest dragged his tongue and read a sentence: The monk spits out as soon as he enters the cave This is a dirty word to describe the sexual affairs of men and women. Zhu Yijun is newly married, so he understands it. When he heard it, he burst out laughing, pointing at Qiaolian and urging him: "This couplet for the guest is good, you are right." Qiaolian Cardamom Nianhua hasn't talked about marriage yet, how could she understand the actual meaning of these words, and said: "This couplet is too vulgar and meaningless." Sun Hai interjected: "How do you know it's pointless? If you refuse to be right, you will be punished immediately with a glass of wine." Qiao Lian was afraid of drinking, so she forced herself to say: Venomous snake enters the cave to eat and sleep When Zhu Yijun heard this, he immediately clapped his hands and applauded, and said with a smile: "That's right, that's right, I thought you didn't understand anything, but you do understand everything." "What do slaves understand?" Qiao Lian looked at a loss. "You are right! The monk entered the cave and faced the poisonous snake's cave, which is both neat and appropriate." Zhu Yijun couldn't stop praising. At this time, only the bell to tell the time from Qiaolou rang, and it was already Haishi.The huge Forbidden City was quiet.The imperial garden is also dimly lit and dark at night.Only the banquet atmosphere in the Quliu Pavilion has reached its climax.Zhu Yijun appreciated Qiaolian's quick writing skills, but Yuezhen was left out in the cold and couldn't get in the way. Sun Hai wanted her to show off her talent, so he said: "Long Live Lord, by the way, Qiao Lian has almost finished writing the lyrics for the half hour. Now, how about letting Yuezhen sing a few tunes?" "Okay." The entertainment tonight was originally arranged by Sun Hai.Zhu Yijun followed his words and asked Yuezhen, "What song can you sing?" "The servant girl came to the palace and learned a lot of classical music..." Before Yue Zhen could finish speaking, Sun Hai interrupted her and said, "Although the classical music is good, the Long Live Lord is already tired of listening to it. Tonight, you have to sing something that will make the Long Live Lord happy." "I don't know what kind of music Long Live Lord likes to listen to, servant girl?" "Is there a need to ask?" Sun Hai asked, "It's a beautiful day, what is the purpose of Long Live God calling you here?" Yuezhen vaguely had a premonition of what would happen, but the girl's reserve made her hesitate. She was thinking about what to sing, when Zhu Yijun said to Sun Hai again: "Sun Hai, you slipped out of the palace last time and learned a tune, why don't you sing it here so that Yue Zhen can comprehend it." "The meaning of Long Live Lord is to let the slave throw bricks to attract jade. Well, the slave will show his shame now." After Sun Hai finished speaking, he sang in a shrill voice as soon as he raised his voice: you came out late this time there must be some reason face_red, out of breath Why? Look at your disheveled trousers The cloth buttons are all loose, the cloud bun looks like an old crow's nest what an ugly thing you did don't cover up, don't cover up let's reach out go touch your crotch Sun Haicai only sang halfway, and the two maids couldn't sit still.Qiaolian covered her face with her hands and dared not look up.Although Yuezhen was a bit more generous, she also put on a shy look.It's no wonder that since the death of Emperor Longqing, there hasn't been a real man in the Forbidden City.In addition, Empress Dowager Li was very strict in control. It turned out that all the maids of Emperor Longqing's lifetime who she thought were inappropriate were replaced.From then on, for the girls selected to enter the palace, it would be a great sin to even hear about the flirtatious affairs between men and women, not to mention knowledge.Therefore, it is only natural for them to behave right now. As soon as Sun Hai finished singing, Zhu Yijun's face was reddened and burning with desire, and he said to the two maids: "Just choose a song like Sun Hai, and each of you will sing one for me. If you sing well, I will reward you." Yuezhen knew she couldn't hide, so she sang a song: I know that person do bad deeds Come late on purpose not to enter the slave's room Annoyed I blew out the lights and bolted the door After all, my wife is soft-hearted I'm afraid that his clothes are thin and his body is cold And let him into the room sleep and talk to him Because it was sung with reluctance, Yuezhen's ten-ten singing skill was only about six points. Even so, Zhu Yijun's bones were numb when he heard it.He praised Yuezhen a few words, and asked Qiaolian to sing a song by name.Qiaolian blushed and apologized first, and then said that she couldn't sing. "Why can't you sing?" Zhu Yijun asked a little unhappy. "I have never learned this kind of tune before." Qiao Lian muttered. "Yuezhen sang it, but you said you didn't learn it," Zhu Yijun felt that Qiaolian had spoiled his interest, and became annoyed, "Are you singing or not?" Qiaolian was so anxious that tears rolled in her eyes, she thought about it, and then she sang a tune: Sister wears blue on the top and blue on the bottom The three-inch bow shoes under the feet are also green Little Anu is green up and down I was confused when I saw Mr. Lang pretty Qiaolian sang in the dialect of her hometown. Zhu Yijun couldn't understand Wu Yi's soft language, so he thought that Qiaolian was deliberately dealing with him, and felt very unhappy.Seeing him drank another glass of wine, he asked with a sullen face: "What are you singing? It's so clear and muddy, it makes people drowsy after listening to it." Qiao Lian replied carefully: "This song was originally taught by the nanny when I was a child. Long live God must listen to that kind of music, but there are no slaves." Just now when they were facing each other, Sun Hai felt that Qiao Lian was too much in the limelight, and he didn't respect him very much when he spoke out, so he had long been jealous, so he took the opportunity to interject: "After all, you are still fooling Lord Long Live." "no……" "What's wrong, Long Live God wants to listen to dirty songs, but you are babbling and singing nursery rhymes, who asked you to sing nursery rhymes?" As soon as Sun Hai was blown by the dark wind, Zhu Yijun remembered that he was the emperor who promised everything, and his face immediately became majestic. He pointed at Qiaolian and reprimanded: "How dare you resist the decree, a little court lady?" Qiao Lian hurriedly left the seat and knelt down on the ground, and replied tremblingly: "Long Live Lord, slaves dare not, slaves..." "Don't talk too much," Zhu Yijun was a little drunk at this time, stomping his feet and asked Sun Hai, "What do you say, what should I do if someone resists the order?" "Go back to Lord Long Live, and you will be punished if you resist the decree." Sun Hai replied. "It must be punished. As a guest, pull this little bitch out and behead him." As soon as she heard the word "cut", Yuezhen quickly knelt down on the ground and begged, "Long live Lord, please spare Qiaolian's life." Sun Hai was also afraid that it would be difficult to clean up if someone was killed, so he knelt down and played: "Long live Lord, this Qiaolian deserves to die, but I think she still has some talents, I hope Long live Lord will grant Yuezhen's request, and forgive Qiaolian." Not dead." "Then..." Zhu Yijun was still hesitating, and muttered, "Since the imperial decree has been issued, there is no reason to take it back." Sun Hai figured out what Zhu Yijun was thinking, and helped him find the steps: "Long Live Lord, since you ordered Qiaolian to be beheaded, this imperial order cannot be taken back, but this slave has an idea." "speak." "Let the guest use a pair of scissors to chop off Qiao Lian's long hair, which is considered beheading." "Okay, as a guest, follow this." The guest didn't say a word, but took the crying Qiaolian out.In the house, there were only three people left.Sun Hai looked at the face of Long Live Lord, got up from the ground, and said to Yue Zhen who was still kneeling on the ground: "Get up quickly and continue to drink with Long Live Lord." After this accident, Yue Zhen didn't dare to be negligent anymore, she quickly got up and gave Zhu Yijun a blessing, and took her seat again. Zhu Yijun asked Yuezhen to drink with him again, and then asked Sun Hai, "Did you bring that thing?" "Brought it." As he spoke, Sun Hai took out from his bosom the Song Dynasty bronze mirror in which a man and a woman had sex.Zhu Yijun took it, and even though he had seen it many times, he still felt it was fresh. At this time, he rubbed it carefully with his hand, then handed it to Yuezhen, and smiled lewdly: "Look." Yuezhen took it, and when she saw the picture, she immediately closed her eyes, and the hand holding the bronze mirror trembled involuntarily. "How do you close your eyes?" Zhu Yijun asked. Yue Zhen slowly opened her eyes, but she turned her head away from the bronze mirror, and said in a low voice, "Long Live Lord, this servant is afraid." "What are you afraid of?" "Afraid of this bronze mirror." Zhu Yijun laughed loudly, and teased, "The bronze mirror doesn't have a mouth to bite you, so why are you afraid of it?" "The slave is afraid of the painting on it." "I called you here tonight to show you this picture." Zhu Yijun said, got up and walked behind Yuezhen, put his hand on Yuezhen's chin, let her face the bronze mirror, and said, " I want you to take a good look at this painting." Yuezhen didn't dare to disobey, so she had to move her twinkling almond eyes to the bronze mirror. She felt the emperor's hand holding her chin was as hot as coals. "Does it look good?" Zhu Yijun asked, breathing heavily. "Okay...look." Yuezhen was trembling all over. "You're lying." "Long live, slaves dare not tell lies." "What you said just now was a lie," Zhu Yijun began to caress Yuezhen's face, "the woman on the bronze mirror is not so attractive. Yuezhen, if you were naked, you would look much better than her." "Long Live God..." "Yuezhen, take off your clothes." Yuezhen's body trembled, she raised her eyes and saw that Sun Hai had slipped away at some point, and there were only her and the emperor in the room. "Long live?" "Ok?" "Slaves...obey the order." "This is a good servant girl." Zhu Yijun said, then took Yuezhen's hand and walked to a spring stool in front of the window. Yuezhen reached this point, although she was still shy, she was more excited and uneasy. While taking off her clothes, she asked softly: "Long live, is this the stool?" "What do you want?" Zhu Yijun was also undressing. "It can't lie down." "Why are you lying down?" "How can you not lie down..." "Didn't you look at the bronze mirror?" "The servant does not understand." "Like the two men and women on the bronze mirror." "What a shame!" "I am not afraid of shame, what are you afraid of as a servant?" While talking, the two of them were completely naked.Zhu Yijun saw Yuezhen's beautiful carcass, like a hungry lion seeing a cowering lamb.He was about to cheer up and imitate the joy of copulation depicted on the bronze mirror, when he suddenly heard a burst of chaotic footsteps coming from the gate, and before he had time to ask, he saw two people hastily stepped in the door, the leader was him His mother, Empress Dowager Li, was followed by his companion Feng Bao.