Chapter 16 persuasion

Gongsun Qin brought Baili Qiao and a group of guests to the window of the west hall, and saw the bound Qin Su looking out from the window, and the two attendants of the imperial envoy who watched Qin Su were yelling at something, Those who pushed and shoved Qin Su, in order to prevent him from using the escape technique to break free from the bondage, the two tied a stone to one end of the rope, but the stone could not stop Qin Su's vigorous skill. The head was pressed down, and after a while, the head floated up firmly from the west, Qin Su's chin was resting on the window rail, looking towards the direction of the river.

The diners asked, apisu, what are you looking at? Celinus said, look at that frog, it came when it shouldn't come, and disappeared when it should come.It was my blind grandma who turned into a frog. It didn’t stay in the paddy fields, but came to me to beg for food!I still want to settle accounts with you, who put my blind grandma in Baichun Terrace?I lost my mind, and you are also responsible! The doorman said, Qin Su, you are a masculine man, why can't you blame the latrine for not being able to poop?It made us look for frogs all morning, and put the shit pot on other people's heads!The brothers guarding the platform are also very hard, how can they keep a frog?The frog came from the river, who can see it?You got into trouble, you don't want to find a frog to blame, do you?

As soon as the frogs come, people will come too, and the frogs in our hometown will guide people.Qin Su said, look at the other side of the river, is my mother here, is it my mother digging a hole for me. The doorman turned his head and saw that there was indeed a figure of a woman with a lotus hoe on the other side of the river bend. Behind the woman was a smaller figure. The two of them were walking and stopping by the water, not knowing what they were going to do. You're dazzled, that woman is younger than you, why is she your mother? Qin Su said, then go and ask her for me, is she the daughter-in-law my mother found for me?

Clairvoyance said, what daughter-in-law?That is a crazy woman, she is looking for life and death, she wants to dig her own grave in Heng Mingjun's woods, so I chased her away. The doormen laughed in unison, Qin Su took a crazy woman as his wife, Qin Su, you have been stealing since childhood, where can you get a wife?Who will be your daughter-in-law for you, a gentleman on Liangshang?Celestial Celestial, you are dying, and you are still dreaming. Celinus said, look at that kid, it's a boy, he must be my son. Clairvoyant laughed so hard that he bent over, Qin Su, you are crazier than that woman, she is a fawn, you didn't marry a wife, how could you have a son, the son was pulled out of your ass?

The guests roared with laughter, and the entourage sent by the imperial envoy to guard the west hall knocked on the wall with a wooden hammer and shouted to the people below, no noise, no joking, he is a death row prisoner, you can't talk to him, let alone Just joke with him, when our adults come back later, we will have your good fruit to eat! The doormen below said, we are on our own territory, why can't we talk, why can't we laugh?We will still sing later.Gongsun Qin reminded the diners to pay attention to the demeanor and etiquette of Baichuntai people, and brought a pot of wine to the brothers, let's drink a few sips to relieve fatigue!He yelled to his superiors, and asked someone to pick up a basket on a bamboo pole to the west hall. The guard yelled, "No bribes, we won't drink your wine!"Gongsun Qin said, let's have a few sips, we won't get drunk with the wine!The people above quickly saw clearly that the jug was not filled with wine, but a jug full of knives and coins. They quickly took the jug away and sent the basket down, so the sound of the wooden club hitting the wall stopped.

Baili Qiao began to clear his throat, holding a bowl in his hand, which was filled with water soaked in wormwood.He squeezed out from the crowd, lowered his head and took a sip of water, then he put the bowl on the ground, worshiped the sky and the earth, and also bowed in the four directions of east, west, north, south, and one by one. Like a thunderbolt in the clear sky, it exploded on everyone's heads, and the people below fled away from Bailiqiao with shivers, but Qin Su at the window was unmoved, and even laughed wildly. He said, okay, Sing me the persuasion to the dead!I know that so many of you came here, and you didn't follow your good intentions. You are not as good as that ghost imperial envoy. He still wants me to live for a few days, but you want me to die immediately.

Bailiqiao sang, cow thief, the sky will not tolerate you, the earth will not tolerate you, you stole my cattle, the sun will burn you to death, the river will drown you, if you cannot reach the door of your house, a lump of soil will trip you to death! Qin Su sneered, my grandfather's generation only stole cows, I have stolen everything, but I don't steal cows, it's useless to sing to me the persuasion, it won't kill me. Baili Qiao also realized that he could not follow the same rules, so he blinked his eyes, impromptuly modified the scriptures of the Psalm of the Dead, and continued to sing, Qin Su Qin Su, you are hated, the summer wind does not blow you, the winter wind Blow you to death, the women in the East Village will not look at you, the ghosts in the West will haunt you, you would rather die than live, you would rather die!

Qinsu said, fart, when I Qinsu went to Baichuntai, I walked against the wind and snow for three days and three nights, would I let the wind blow me to death?I'm afraid the ghost will pull me?Which ghost pulled me, I caught him and roasted him on the fire. Bailiqiao's voice of chanting began to be filled with anger, Qin Su Qin Su, I will raise you for three years, and use you for one night, even if you steal a map, you will be beaten with eggs, and you will repay your kindness with revenge, life is worse than death, it is better to die. Celin said, how many times have I told you, blame the frog for distracting me.I ate here for three years, you want me to spit out the three years of wine and food and return it to Heng Mingjun?

Baili Qiao couldn't sing anymore, he jumped up and spat at Qin Su at the window, Qin Su, you have no shame, you are a bloody man from Pingyang County, you are unfaithful, you are not worthy of life, only death! Qin Su yelled, shut up, who among the three hundred guests of Baichun Terrace has a sense of shame?I'm thick-skinned, and I've only been idle for three years. Some of you have been idle for ten years and haven't done anything. Why don't you die?