Chapter 6 6. The Adventures of the Night Watch

That night, Cao Cao put on a cloak and summoned his entourage to patrol the streets. In fact, there is nothing to inspect at this moment. There are not many people living in the north of Luoyang City, and it is even more stable after his rectification.After autumn, it gets colder every day, and when it gets dark at night, no one will go out at this time for no reason. Cao Cao didn't ride a horse either, he just wandered around outside for a while, and before he knew it, he came to the gate of the gate, and saw a few soldiers on night duty chatting around. "Yilu, what are you talking about? Eunuchs also have sons?"

"That's it!" The man named Yilu curled his lips, "Do you think they are born without dicks? Today's Wang Fu and Cao Jie were all born in Xiyuanqi, and later they cut off that thing before entering the palace. Fu's son, Wang Meng, is now in Changle Shaofu, and he has an adopted son, Wang Ji, the famous Prime Minister of Pei, who kills hundreds of people without blinking an eye. Do you know that?" "Hey! Are you the only one who is amazing? Let me ask you, people who have no dick have wives and children, why can't you even get half a wife with your so much ability? Are you almost thirty years old and still a bachelor?"

"Don't be scolded! Is there anyone in the world who asks for half a wife? I ask for half, and the other half is yours? I don't care for women, and I don't have the heart! Wait until I have the heart someday." , ask for thirty wives, sleep with one a night, and they are all the same for a month, and some of them can't be touched when they catch up with Xiaoyue!" "Then it may be too heavy to catch up with the leap month! Just brag!" Several soldiers smiled and bent over.As soon as Yilu looked up, he suddenly saw Cao Cao standing not far away covering his mouth and laughing. If he was clever enough to do something, he quickly fell to his knees and shouted: "The little Qin Yilu sees the adults!" , all fell to their knees.Qin Yilu knelt and crawled two steps forward deliberately, and shouted at the top of his voice: "My lord, you care about the country and the people with the spirit of dragon and tiger. You come to inspect at this hour. You are a good and honest official. Your lord has worked hard, and I hope you will be promoted!"

Cao Cao pursed his lips and smiled: This dog is really good at flattering, but he has a good mouth!He paced forward and said: "Don't put a high hat on me, I just can't sleep and walk around casually. You all get up." The soldiers stood up, but Cao Cao was quite restrained in front of him, and he stood on the edge of the city gate in an orderly manner and did not say a word. "What's the matter? Didn't you talk very vigorously just now? You all became dumb when you saw me?" Cao Cao knew that they were afraid of him, "Where did you just say? That's right! Your name is Qin Yilu?"

"It's a petty nickname." "You said just now that you want to get thirty wives, you have a lot of ambition!" Cao Cao joked. "You're just kidding." Qin Yilu said with a naive face, "I'm a poor soldier. I have no real estate and no land. I even do jobs like black and white. The money I earn is not enough to buy wine to fill my stomach. , whose daughter is willing to give it to me!" "Well. Your life is hard! Not to mention the earning, you have to watch the night in such a cold day. It's not the coldest time yet, and it's not a good job in winter! From now on, I will reward all night watchmen A drop of wine money, from my salary... But the ugly words are up front, and it is not allowed to drink in terms of value."

"Thank you, sir!" Qin Yilu thanked quickly. "If there is a chance, I will help you find a wife, even those who don't have that kind of thing have wives, how can you be idle if you have that thing?" Cao Cao said with a smile to everyone: "Who else doesn't have a wife, just talk about it now! " This kind of question makes the atmosphere lively, and every word you say and I have opened up the conversation box.A young man dared to ask, "Are you married, my lord?" "Married!" Cao Cao stretched out three fingers, "One wife and two concubines!"

"My lord is blessed, my wife must be as beautiful as a fairy!" "Don't mention her! My lady in the first room...that face is like a cowhide drum!" He said and drew a big circle with his hand, which caused all the soldiers to burst into laughter.But he continued to jokingly say: "Don't have fun! It's a treasure to have an ugly wife in a family! Don't look at ugly, virtuous ones are not picked. You have to find such a person to live at home. To tell you the truth, I accept the head All the concubines were arranged by her. One day she said to me: "My husband! I know that the slave family will hinder your view, but I can't do anything about it! But the maid I married is still Yes, you grew up with me again, so you can take over the house! It’s like you bought a persimmon and accidentally bought a rotten one, let’s give you a pomegranate!’”

Everyone laughed again after hearing this.Cao Cao also laughed, but said: "Don't go out and yell at me! Otherwise, I won't help you find wives!" "How dare we...haha...who is that?!" Qin Yilu suddenly paused, pointing to a dark shadow not far away.