Chapter 19 Chapter 12 He's Crazier Than His Cousin

After Wang Yitang left, Huang Kan, Mr. Zhang Taiyan's most proud disciple, ran over. Speaking of Huang Kan, he is really a natural born evildoer, making countless scholars in the world crazy about him.In the early years, Mr. Zhang Taiyan traveled east to Japan, determined to overthrow the Qing government and save China from peril. At that time, the living environment was extremely bad. The old man lived in a small room, with a single candle, a few broken books, and only a few mouthfuls of oatmeal in a few days Biscuit, but still keep fighting. On this day, the old man was struggling in the small room, holding a book and eating oatmeal biscuits, when suddenly he heard a splash, a turbid yellow liquid fell from the sky and sprinkled on the old man's head.Old Mr. Zhang Taiyan put his finger between the wings of his nose and smelled it, um, it smells fishy, ​​it's human urine.

How did human urine spill from the sky? Mr. Zhang Taiyan suddenly realized that there was that wicked person standing upstairs and urinating downstairs.The old man was furious, pointing upstairs and yelling.I saw a young man rushing down from upstairs, pointing at Zhang Taiyan's nose and cursing back, meaning that he is very learned, and it was really an honor for you, Zhang Taiyan, to urinate on Mr. Zhang Taiyan's head, and it is wrong for you to scold . Old Mr. Taiyan was so angry that his eyes were on fire. He was known as a lunatic, but he met someone who was even crazier than him. The two immediately started to scold each other. Only by learning can we live up to the title of "Master of Chinese Studies".The two scolded to the end, the old Mr. Taiyan scolded more and more courageously, and the more he scolded, the more inspired he became, but because the other party was young, he finally lost the battle and said: "Mr., you are more knowledgeable than me, and you are better at cursing than I am. Huang Kan was convinced and would like to worship you as his teacher.

After all, Huang Kan knelt down and kowtowed, and became the eldest disciple of Mr. Zhang Taiyan, and also the most promising disciple. However, knowledge is harmful, especially when encountering Mr. Huang Kan, a heterogeneous person whose knowledge is inversely proportional to character, it will kill people more than life. In the early years, Huang Kan had a cousin named Huang Shaolan, who was a famous female talent at that time.Huang Kan ran to pursue her, Huang Shaolan said: Cousin, did you make a mistake?You have a wife, and you haven't divorced your wife now, how can you arrange me?

Huang Kan laughed and said: Don't be afraid, cousin, I have a trick.Let's go to apply for a marriage certificate together. On the marriage certificate, instead of my real name, write a pseudonym.That way, my wife won't know.When I divorce her, let's restore our real names, what do you think? The little cousin Huang Shaolan was so stupid, she believed her cousin's words and asked Huang Kan to get a marriage certificate with her under a false name.After marriage, the two have a deep affection, which is easy to talk about.But one morning Huang Kan got up and said to his little cousin Huang Shaolan: Cousin, you wait on the bed, I will come when I go to the bathroom.Having said this he went out, and never returned.

When she was newly married, her husband disappeared, and Huang Shaolan was so puzzled that she searched everywhere.I finally heard that my husband had gone to Beijing Women's Normal University long ago and married a gentle Suzhou girl.Huang Shaolan chased after Beijing in surprise and asked Huang Kan to explain, but Huang Kan said: Cousin, did you make a mistake? Your marriage certificate says another person’s name, which has nothing to do with me. Why did you come to find me? And me? Hearing what Huang Kan said, little cousin Huang Shaolan went crazy all of a sudden. There is no way not to be crazy, do you think what Huang Kan did is a human matter?

But Huang Kan didn't think there was anything wrong with him. His cousin went crazy when he loved it. He was even more crazy than his cousin, so he came to his teacher Zhang Taiyan to set up a fight.When he arrived at the place, he found that Zhang Taiyan was extremely poor and bored, taking pleasure in teasing the gendarmerie guarding him.He ordered these gendarmerie policemen to address themselves as "Master" and to guests as "Master" and "Master". Huang Kan was very happy when he saw this, but when he picked up the chopsticks to eat, he frowned. It turns out that Mr. Huang Kan loves beauty first, and he will leave after sleeping with his pants up, and he will never be responsible.The second is that he likes to eat, but Mr. Zhang Taiyan's cook is too poor, so he asked the old man to go crazy immediately, and if he doesn't change to a Sichuan cook, this madness will not be cured.

In desperation, the martial law headquarters had to change the cook for Mr. Taiyan. But the cook who was replaced was enraged, so he secretly played tricks and drove Huang Kan away.This incident triggered Mr. Taiyan's hunger strike again. There are two lunatics Zhang Taiyan and Huang Kan lying in the capital. One can imagine how sad Yuan Shikai's life is.But there is an important characteristic of human nature, that is, unwillingness to learn lessons.Ordinarily, when Yuan Shikai met Zhang Taiyan and Huang Kan, he should know that these masters of Chinese studies should not be provoked.Regardless of men and women, regardless of age, if you encounter these masters of Chinese studies, your nerves will inevitably split and your mind will inevitably go out of order.However, Yuan Shikai's mind was filled with water, and he brought another master of Chinese studies of the same level, Wang Kaiyun, to Beijing.