Chapter 13 The thirteenth round of idiot scholar Lei Luo meets Yun Niang Ling Qing Hou sincerely worships the master

At the poetry meeting between Wu Ciyou and Huang Zongxi, Li Yuliang suddenly found that the middle-aged man sitting under the east window was staring at Wu Ciyou intently, so he hurried over to greet Wu Ciyou and answer them. Internal strength, the middle-aged man was startled suddenly; Li Yuliang, however, laughed to himself, and reported his name: "My little brother Li Yuliang is naughty by nature, and likes to do things that make others unhappy. General Huangfu came from a long way, all the way, today It's not easy to sit on this cold bench here again!" With one word that revealed the truth, Huangfu Baozhu no longer kept his secrets, and sneered back with a sneer: "I'm really ashamed to be praised by you. If my guess is right, the well-known Daoist Yunniang in the Jianghu also came here to serve as the emperor's son." The teacher took so much painstaking effort that it is puzzling."

"Okay, have fun, come on, I want to offer a toast to the general, I wish you success soon." "Don't dare, let's have a drink together, let's each be the master." After seeing off Huang Zongxi and others, Wu Ciyou stood on the shore, looking at the solitary sail and blue waves and the vast snow scene, he couldn't help feeling a burst of emotion in his heart.Li Yuliang, who came with him to see off the guests, suddenly smiled and said: "Mr. Wu, just now you splashed ink and recited poems in couplets, so full of pride, why, now you are silent again?"

"Hey! Little brother, you don't know. I was going back to Yangzhou to visit my father. I just met that junior brother and found out that my father has gone to Fujian. I was thinking that the gathering and parting of the world is so unexpected. I don't know where to go." "Hey, what's the matter, your father is not in the mansion, so you can hang around outside. I also came to Anqing to visit relatives. If you don't mind, let's play together." "Oh! You also have this kind of elegance. Come on, little brother, tell me, where do you want to play!"

"Hmph, let me tell you what you want. It's not too far from Gunzhou Mansion. How about we go to Kong Sheng's house to pay homage together, and then go to Beijing together?" "Okay! Little brother, do you want to do something for the imperial court? I have a few friends in the capital, and I recommend you to them. With your cleverness, you will be successful in a few years." "I'm not going. Sir, you are the emperor's teacher. Why don't you stay in the capital as an official? If you become a high official, I'll make you a personal entourage. Do you want it?"

"Haha..., if I don't become an official, you won't follow me?" Wu Ciyou felt that this little brother was still childish, innocent and mischievous, and he really fell in love with her a little bit. "Well! As long as my husband doesn't drive me away, I'll go with you wherever you go. But sir, why don't you stay in Beijing to be an official, but come out to visit the mountains and rivers?" Hearing that Li Yuliang became more and more childish as he asked more questions, Wu Ciyou couldn't help laughing: "Haha, you don't understand, it makes people have their own ambitions."

"Hmph, isn't that right? I see, you must have run out because of a major marriage issue." "Huh? How do you know?" "I can tell. You don't live in the capital, and you don't want to go back to Yangzhou. You must have no wife, or..." "Sound! It's childish!" Wu Ciyou interrupted Li Yuliang, "Forget it, let's not talk about this. Let's go for a walk in the city. But, let me say this first, I am wild by nature, and I have never liked so many etiquettes. Since you and I are companions, I dare not claim to be my teacher, let alone take you as my follower, so let's call ourselves brothers."

This was exactly what Li Yuliang was thinking.After half a day of contact, she seemed to have something extra in her heart. Hearing Wu Ciyou's open-mindedness, she happily replied: "Okay, okay, brother, please, Brother Wu, please!" "Haha..., with you as a naughty little brother, I seem to be young too. Let's go!" Wu Ciyou said, and was going to pull Li Yuliang.But Yuliang giggled and ran to the front. The two went to the temple fair, and Wu Ciyou bought two bottles of wine on the street, going back to the shop for a long drink.As he was walking, he suddenly heard a burst of human voices, mixed with shouting and children's crying and cursing.

When Wu Ciyou turned around to look, he saw a 13 or 14 year old disheveled boy squeezed out of the crowd.Holding a piece of scallion pancake with both hands, he tore and bit fiercely.Behind him, a tall and thin man who looked like a rolling pin was waving a firestick and chasing after him... Wu Ciyou was surprised and puzzled, so he asked the shop assistant.The clerk said: "Oh! This boy, his father ordered Zheng Chunming, the shopkeeper of this shop, to force him to die. Then he sold his mother to Guangdong. Now Zheng Chunyou, the brother of Boss Zheng, has become an official in the selection of the West The prefect of the state. Boss Zheng has become the big head of Zhong Sanlang's meeting again, and his power is becoming more and more frightening. However, this kid is also very stubborn, and he will go to his shop door to make a fuss in a few days. Alas, if he If you refuse to go far away, you will die in front of Boss Zheng's shop sooner or later..."

Wu Ciyou was startled when he heard this, but when he turned his head and disappeared Li Yuliang, he turned around and saw that Yuliang had squeezed into the crowd, blocking the rolling pin.He was afraid that Yu Liangren Xiaoli would suffer a disadvantage, so he didn't care to talk to the waiter, and he hurriedly squeezed into the crowd with a bottle of wine in one hand. Li Yuliang bent down and picked up the boy, turned his face to the "rolling pin" and said, "He is a child, you, why do you beat him to death, what if he dies?" The people on the street only stood in a circle, far away. Watching the fight from a distance, at this moment, people came out to complain about injustice, and more people surrounded them.Wu Ci was so friendly that he squeezed in front of his eyes, pulled the child in front of his eyes, and persuaded the "rolling pin" with a smile: "He can eat as much as you want, just like this? Killing people can't kill you, and you can't go too far!" While he was talking, the kid in his arms slipped out, jumped forward and slammed his head against the belly of the "rolling pin", knocking him on his back.The Maotou boy chewed the oil pancakes in his mouth and spat on the "rolling pin" with a mouthful of pancakes, cursing: "Your young master Qing Hou'er can't be beaten to death. If Qing Hou'er lives for a day, you, Old Zheng, won't be able to kill you!" It's safe here!"

The "rolling pin" was furious. Turning over, he lifted the fire stick and threw it at the green monkey. Feet crying and cursing. "Fourth Huang, you boy. If you don't beat me to death, I will be your master. If you beat me to death, I will be the master of your shopkeeper Zheng Chunming." The people burst into laughter. "Rolling pin" sneered and picked up the iron rod and hit him again, but was grabbed by Li Yuliang: "Stop, you can't hit anymore!" "Why not? Killing this naughty beast is just like killing a dog!" As he spoke, he started to smoke the fire stick, but after earning two bucks, the iron fire stick seemed to have taken root in Yuliang's hands, and it never came back. He couldn't move, and his face flushed red immediately.

Li Yuliang said coldly: "I said you can't fight, you can't fight! I don't believe that he is worse than a dog. How valuable you are, aren't you just a poor waiter?" Sent, Huang Laosi staggered back five or six steps before standing still. "Hey! Something strange happened in Anqing Mansion today!" Following the shout, a strong man in his thirties rushed in with four assistants, looked at Yuliang and scolded Huang Laosi: "You Are you really a foodie? Such a kid can’t handle it—come! Tie the green monkey behind the store, and report to Lord Zheng Xiang at night, and let’s do it again!” Yuliang took a step forward, said with a sneer, "It seems that this Anqing Mansion is also a store opened by your family?" Wu Ciyou didn't want to cause trouble, so he pulled Yuliang from behind and said, "Oh, brother, why bother!" Then he asked Huang Laosi: "This child has eaten your cake. I will pay for it. How much should it be?" Huang Laosi turned out to be timid.Now that a helper is here, he gets tough again, looking at Li Yuliang with his neck stiffened, he said, "One piece of cake a day, three years—ten taels!" Qing Hou'er roared "You nonsense!" He jumped up with both feet and was about to rush out, but was held down by Yu Liang. Wu Ciyou saw that this group of people was bent on making troubles, fearing that Yuliang and Qinghouer would suffer a big loss, he took out two five taels of silver from his waist and threw it on the ground, and pulled Qinghou'er with one hand and Li Yuliang with the other, saying: "Ten Two is ten taels. Let’s go, let’s find a place to eat.” Li Yuliang pondered for a while, looked at Wu Ciyou and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, listen to big brother, there is no need to get angry with them, let's go!" The next morning, as soon as it was light, Wu Ciyou got up and walked into Yuliang's room. Seeing the green monkey outside was sleeping soundly, he called Yuliang through the curtain, "Get up, we should be on our way today." After calling for two He was about to go out, but he saw Yuliang coming in from the outside, and said with a smile, "On the road? Where are you going?" Wu Ciyou said, "Dunzhou Prefecture, didn't you talk well yesterday?" "Brother, let's delay another day. My younger brother accidentally got someone to sweep me with a stick yesterday. My arm hurts a lot today. I want to see the doctor." Wu Ciyou was honest and didn't see that it was Yuliang who was playing tricks.He thought to himself: "Hey, yesterday, why didn't I see my brother suffer a loss? Ah, I'm only good at medicine. You two are resting in the store, I'll get you medicine, and I'll be back in less than an hour." Li Yuliang used his hands Caressing his right arm, he seemed to be in unbearable pain, took a breath and said, "That's too much work, brother." As soon as Wu Ciyou left the store, Yuliang pushed Qing Houer: "Get up! Hurry up!" Qing Hou rubbed his eyes and sat up.Dazedly said: "It's still early!" "Wild monkey with no future! Yesterday's beating for nothing? Come with me!" The green monkey got up quickly, put on the new clothes Wu Ciyou gave him, and used He lifted his trousers up with his elbows, wiped his face and said, "Yes! Let's make trouble with them!" As they spoke, the two left the store one after the other. Yesterday, the Huang Laosi who beat the young monkey on the street was a waiter under Zheng Boss.It turned out that a few days ago, the Zhong Sanlang sect here held a three-day temple fair in front of the Shanshan Guild Hall, and their restaurant set up a temporary dining shed during the temple fair.Today, the session is over and the shed is being dismantled.Several guys had already divided up to deliver things to the city, and only Huang Laosi was supporting the store.He suddenly saw two customers coming to the front of the store one after the other, and he hurriedly smiled and let them go: "Hey! The two guests are here. Okay, okay, inside—" Before the word "please" came out, he was stunned It was there, it turned out.These two guests, one is the old enemy Qing Houzi, and the other is the young man who fought against the injustice yesterday.However, yesterday it was the enemy's family, and today it is the customer, so he dared not refuse to entertain him, so he grunted a few times, and then said: "Please, please, there is an invitation inside. You two want to eat something," "Hmph, what's so good about this shabby place!" Li Yuliang crossed Erlang's legs and sat down grinningly, "Let's have a few snacks first - phoenix nest, palace burst deer belly, tremella swallowtail, chrysanthemum rabbit shreds , dragon and tiger fighting, bad goose palm, plus a chicken tongue soup. Hurry up." Huang Laosi was dumbfounded when he heard this, and said that these dishes can still be prepared in a restaurant in the city.But this is a semicolon at the temple fair, and it is in time for the demolition of the shed, how can it be done?Knowing that these two are here to find trouble today, and they can't get angry, they can only laugh and say: "It's unfortunate that the guest officer came. The ingredients for these dishes have just been transported back to the city. I'm really sorry. Please bear with me." "Ah, since that's the case, let's just order it. A drawer of pine needle steamed buns and two roasted chickens!" That's easy.Huang Laosi said "yes" and brought it up in a blink of an eye.Just as he was about to leave, Yuliang shouted: "Come back! Look, the steamed stuffed bun is as cold as ice, and the chicken is also cold. This is for people to eat," he said, knocking the plate loudly with chopsticks, It provoked several customers over there to look this way. Huang Laosi touched it with his hands, the buns were not cold, and the roast chicken was still steaming slightly.He knew that the two of them were entertaining himself, but the store clerk didn't come back to deliver the materials, and the manager of the branch store was not there, and he had learned Yuliang's strength yesterday, so he didn't dare to attack at this time.Suppressing his temper, he said with a smile: "Since the guest officer thinks it's cold, the ready-made dumplings and two steamed ducks that have just come out of the cage are served on a plate. Although the price is a little cheaper, they are all piping hot. Would you like to replace them with these two? "Okay, that's it!" Huang Laosi trotted to tidy up, and brought it over on a plate. Said it was "something in a hurry" and waited until the meal came.Li Yuliang was not in a hurry anymore.While eating slowly, he chatted with the green monkey and asked for soup and rice, vinegar and ginger, and a hot towel to wipe his face from time to time.So salty, so bland.He also said that there was a bone in the dumpling stuffing and his teeth were hiccupped--he said some sarcastic remarks, which made the Huang Laosi so angry that his seven orifices smoked.Seeing that the clerks who had entered the city and the manager of the branch store all came back, they quietly went in to discuss how to deal with these two tricksters. After finishing his meal for a while, Li Yuliang smiled and got up and stretched his waist and asked Qing Houer: "Monkey, are you full?" "Full." "Okay, let's go!" Seeing the two of them getting up, Huang Laosi left without even saying hello. He walked around to the door first, stopped with both hands and said, "Hey... hey! Where's the money? Can't pay?" "What account? What did our men eat from you?" “Steamed duck and dumplings!” "Hehe, that's weird. We exchanged it with roast chicken and pine needle buns! These two are cheaper than those two. We don't ask you to settle the bill, why do we ask for it instead?" "What about the pine needle steamed stuffed bun and roasted chicken money?" "We didn't eat these two, what are we paying for?" Qing Hou'er also made a strange face, and cursed at Huang Laosi: "Skinny yellow dog! I didn't eat your roast chicken buns, what do you want? money?" Huang Laosi tilted his neck and thought for a while, but he couldn't find the words to explain this matter clearly.He became angry from embarrassment: "Well, the wild monkey who is not hungry to death, came to the door today to act as Lord Jian!" Before he could finish his sentence, there was a "slap", and Huang Laosi slapped him on the face early, hitting him Spin a grinding circle on the spot.Just as he stood upright, another slap was slapped on this side of the face, a big tooth was knocked out, and blood flowed out from the corner of his mouth.Huang Laosi howled like a pig: "Come out! Block the door, don't let these two thieves go!" When the guys behind heard the bluffing, some were carrying torches, some were waving fire sticks, and some were holding shovels, they rushed out in a swarm of yelling, there were more than 20 people.A few diners in the room saw that the limelight was not right, and they were so frightened that they squeezed out without eating.All of a sudden, there was a lot of yelling, bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang Seeing that the guests had already left, Yuliang sneered and brought up Qing Hou'er, and threw it out from a row of soup pots in front of the door, "Hou'er, get out!" Qing Hou'er was in a daze, and was standing firmly outside.Seeing Yu Liang's weak body, but a handsome white-faced scholar with such skill, they couldn't help applauding and shouting: "Good martial art!" Huang Laosi was so angry that he went crazy, he yelled "Yeah", he jumped up with his feet, and hit Yuliang with his head.Yuliang smiled slightly, leaned his body to one side, and then he held the braids in one hand, and grabbed the back of the waist with the other hand, and gently sent Huang Laosi forward-only a "poof", Huang Laosi turned his head down and his feet up Planted in the water tank by the wall! The fat shopkeeper standing by the side became impatient, and shouted: "Give me all!" He rushed forward with twenty famous shop assistants.Li Yuliang did not rush, he took out an iron fire stick from under the stove, pointed east to west, pointed to north, in an instant, the whole shop fell down.He didn't stop doing anything, simply picked up the oil pan on the stove, poured it on the shed, and took advantage of the situation to catch fire, only to see thick smoke billowing, steaming, and burning in the north wind. The spectators, seeing that the disaster was serious, fled one after another. Li Yuliang took Qing Hou'er and took advantage of the chaos.They sat down to rest on a hillside a few miles away.Seeing the smoke rising in the direction of the restaurant, Li Yuliang smiled and said, "Have fun! What a relief to do today. How about you?" The green monkey didn't respond, and knelt down in front of Li Yuliang with a plop: "Auntie, I've seen it for a long time, you are always a female knight. Don't be angry, just accept me as an apprentice." Li Yuliang was slightly startled, then laughed cheerfully "Ha, ha..., boy, you are really clever, get up." "Auntie won't promise me, I won't get up even if I kneel down here." "Oh! Well, we are also destined. I wanted to kill the Zheng brothers for you, but the eldest brother Zheng was not at home, and the second brother was in Gunzhou, so I had to take you to accompany Mr. Wu to Gunzhou. Hey—you are not allowed to reveal my identity to Mr. Wu, otherwise, not only will I not teach you, but I will even beat you!" The green monkey happily lay down on the ground and kowtowed four times: "Yes, I obey. Master, it's getting dark soon. Let's go back and see Mr. Wu, we've got a lot of time to come out. Mr. may be in a hurry. " Li Yuliang was startled suddenly, it's broken, today he only cared about being naughty, and left his husband alone in the inn.Huangfu Baozhu was waiting by his side, what would happen if something happened?Thinking of this, she didn't have time to answer, she dragged Qing Hou'er and ran to the inn, but it was already too late.Wu Ciyou is no longer here.