Chapter 17 Play back the seventeenth replay of the rumor

Among these elder brothers, only the fourteenth elder brother Yinti knew in his heart that the tenth elder brother wanted to make a scene tonight.As soon as he came back from the Mulan paddock, he went to visit the ninth elder brother Yinzhen. Jinghua was already vividly aware of the situation, but he waited for this good show calmly.Yinti and Yinxiang are of the same age, they are both heroic and heroic, they are also skilled in military affairs, and they are also quite similar in size and appearance, but they are the same mother as Yinzhen, and they are both descendants of the concubine Wuya.However, in the imperial prince system in the Qing Dynasty, regardless of whether the elder brother was a concubine or a concubine, the nanny would be taken out and handed over to the wet nurse. Master Guozao, as soon as he was breastfeeding, added eight eunuchs who had read books, so-called "experts", who taught language, walking, etiquette, and followed the rules.Yabu is calm and demeanor, and he doesn't accept his parents, and the brothers only bow to each other.Therefore, no matter father and son, mother and son, brother, the happiness of the family relationship of flesh and blood cannot be called family happiness.When Yinzhen was born, he died just because Empress Xiaocheng gave birth to a child, so he carried him into Zhongcui Palace as an exception, and talked about the desolation under the empress' knees.Because of this incident, the rest of the elder brothers were jealous, and Yinti's experience accumulated over time, and I don't know how many sarcastic remarks were provoked.Therefore, Yinti had been on fire with Yinhu since he was a child, but his brother Yinzhen had nothing to do with it.

At this moment, he looked at the calm Yinzhen and the laughing and looking forward Yinxiang with piercing eyes. He greeted the driver and kowtowed, and couldn't help laughing secretly. He heard the crowd shouting: "Long live!" Long live!" "Forget it." Kangxi smiled, raised his hands, and said: "Today is a family banquet, everyone is having fun, so there is no need to be formal. In previous years, it was a feast for the officials. They enjoyed the favor of the king, but they did not Reunite with family, this year has changed a bit, give banquets during the day, go back at night, each have their own fun, Yinhu thinks carefully." After saying that, he changed his clothes, changed the velvet gauze crown, and put on the caramel river silk jacket again. A stone green Kesi cotton golden dragon coat, with a gold ribbon ribbon tied around the waist, wearing green satin cool boots and walking slowly to the worship platform in front of the imperial pavilion.

At this moment, the wind is clear and the air is crisp, and the moon is bright and clear in the clear blue sky, softly sprinkled with mercury-like light.Cigarettes linger on the worship platform, and on the table are offerings such as stoves, mirrors, tripods, cymbals, red tiger beads, glass bowls, and golden dragon oil lamps. Next to them are golden wheels, silver wheels, porcelain wheels, silver horses, silver elephants, and whitebait fish. , silver snails, silver generals, silver men, silver women, silver cups, silver pots, silver umbrellas and other dharma objects.Kangxi washed his hands in the silver basin, his expression became extremely solemn, he bowed silently to the ground, looked up at Haotian Haiyue quietly, and muttered a prayer: "Prime Minister Heshan Minister Aixinjueluo Xuanye Xunmu would like to sing to heaven : Madam, in this world, it is easy to do things, but difficult to succeed; easy to succeed, but difficult to end. Those who are good at the beginning must be cautious in the end. This is what is in Xuan Ye's heart: There has never been a perfect person since ancient times. I would like to reduce my life expectancy to find a perfect person , but God silently observes and protects you!" Because he was so close, Yinzhen could hear clearly, thinking of his father's painstaking efforts all his life to create a foundation, and tirelessly seeking cure day and night. Asking for the full name, I can't help being crazy.While contemplating, Kangxi turned around and said with a smile: "It's the end of worshiping the moon, everyone is free to sit and enjoy the moon. Princes under the age of seven can sit with their mothers—take care of it, don't enter too much, and be careful not to hurt your spleen and stomach."

The banquet has already been prepared, with a total of thirty tables.Scattered beside the rockery, next to the waterside pavilion, tables of delicacies are stacked high.Kangxi’s table was placed under the moon altar, with a Wufu plate in the middle, with duck shredded bird’s nest Ruyi, duck smoked cabbage, five-spice roasted dog meat, Dangui soup, sheep tripe slices, all around the same color enamel plate desserts, what kind of sweet-scented osmanthus candy Stuffed moon cakes, small buns with elephant eyes, steamed buns, flour peaches, watermelons, cantaloupe, grapes, apples, lychees... There is no time to describe them in detail.Kangxi smiled and said to Yinfeng: "It's hard for you to clear up the shortfall this time. The job is done well. It's not as weak as usual. I feel very good. You are the prince, let's sit with me and talk." Seeing E Lun Dai came in and said again: "Order the imperial dining room to set up four tables at the gate of the garden just like here. You can also have fun with Wudan—carry a table to Yuqing Palace to enjoy the prince and concubine Shi Shi and his wife." The princes and sons use it!" After saying that, they held up the chopsticks, and everyone began to hold their meals.Under the clear moonlight in the garden, I heard the slight sound of cups and plates, but I didn't hear a single laugh.Kangxi knew that it was because he was there alone, so he laughed again: "If I knew this, I might as well have a drink with my courtiers! Who is the joke? If I am amused, I will be rewarded!"

"My son deserves to play." Yinfeng stood up first, but he has always been gentle and elegant, and he is not good at it. After thinking for a long time, he said: "I heard someone say something a while ago, but it is a fact in this dynasty. Jining, who was dismissed last year, said When Xu Qiuren was in office, a man surnamed Wang killed a man surnamed Yin. When the prisoner got it, Xu Qiuren pointed at the man surnamed Wang and yelled at him: "Husbands and wives together are listed in Sangang. They are good husbands and wives, so why do you dare?" They broke up and made the mother-in-law widowed? Now I will award Yin’s wife to you, so that your mother-in-law can also taste the taste of widowhood!'" He glanced at Zheng Chunhua in the imperial concubine team, and Zheng Chunhua hurriedly turned his face away to talk to Mrs. Chen .

Kangxi was stunned for a while and came back to his senses, he couldn't help laughing and said: "This person was recommended by Mingzhu, unexpectedly he still has this talent! Excellent judgment, this joke is good - take a bamboo fan written by me to reward the prince!" "Yinti who sat next to him was Mingzhu's nephew.Mingzhu has been in power for more than twenty years, and the power has been poured into the government and the public. Because she is against the prince, she has already dismissed from office. Seeing the prince making this joke, she can't help being furious: everyone is dead, and she refuses to let it go! ...Yin Bazhan got up and laughed: "People say that chickens have five virtues, and I feed a Persian cat in my house, which also has five virtues: it is benevolent not to catch mice when they see them! Rats snatch fish from the plate and eat them if they can share them. Righteousness; once the banquet guests have set up a feast, they will come as soon as they hear the wind, which is courtesy; no matter how well hidden the delicious food is, they can be stolen, wisdom; every time it is cold in winter, you must first occupy the smoked cage to keep warm, trustworthy..." Before the words were finished, everyone was already roaring with laughter.

"Your servants can also join one." Yinzhen was at the fourth table, and he had already heard the two of them criticizing each other, so he deliberately teased, because he stood up and laughed: "Su Dongpo's son is the stupidest by nature, because of the heavy snow that year, Dongpo was the smartest One of his little grandsons was naughty and refused to read, so Su Dongpo ordered him to kneel in the snow and recite "Encouraging Learning". When the son saw it, he knelt down too. Dongpo asked, "Why are you kneeling?" The foolish boy said, "You Freeze my son, and I will freeze yours too!'" As soon as the words fell, everyone laughed, and the concubines at the table covered their mouths with handkerchiefs and laughed, and Kangxi smiled and stroked his chest and said: "Lao Jiu is usually taciturn, so it's hard for him to speak well, so reward him with a Song paper!"

Yinhu couldn't help pursing his lips and smiling, and was searching for something to say, but when he saw Yinhu striding into the garden with a grin, his heart sank suddenly, and when he was about to say hello, Kangxi had already seen it and asked with a smile: "You Where did you drill the sand? You are lazy and unseemly! I will punish you for telling a joke!" "Yes!" Yinbi was straightforward, straightforward, and did not hide his scheming. He was very popular with Kangxi, and he was always arrogant. He moved to the third table and said with a smile: "It's just indecent. The year before last, I was ordered by the Lafayette to give food to Shanxi. , I went to Yongji to see Pujiu Temple. There is a bad custom there, you don’t use paper to wipe your ass, but use a straw to make a stick, which is called ‘toilet chip’——” Everyone was already stunned, but they heard Yinji say again: "——Son thinks, others are fine. On that day, Zhang Sheng Cui Yingying met in the West Chamber. Cui Yingying's appearance is all over the country, and she is ashamed of flowers closing the moon. Use this thing Wipe your ass, is it clean?..."

Everyone listened in a daze at first, but now they all raised their eyebrows and shook their heads, grinning their lips and baring their teeth.Kangxi frowned and said with a smile: "Scary! Are you still asking everyone to eat? I'll fine you a cup!" Yinyu drank a full cup in one gulp, and said with a playful smile, "Yes...it really isn't good! Another— ——A water robbery, robbed a merchant ship, and unexpectedly opened the warehouse, and there were all incense candles. There is no place to store this thing, and it’s a pity to sell it. The knives go in and the red knives come out, all rely on God’s blessing. It’s better to burn his mother, it’s also a merit.” Then a flame ignited, and the fragrance was fragrant. The Jade Emperor smelled it and asked: “Who does this? Great merit?' He ordered Tianding to check, and Tianding replied, "I didn't see anything else, but I saw a few poor people crying there, and a group of old robbers were facing the fire there!""

Everyone can tell that this is not a joke at all.Kangxi's face darkened all of a sudden, and he slowly put down the wine glass. All the elder brothers who had borrowed the money were moved, and they glanced at Yinxiang, who was domineering and driving all the officials away.Yinxiang swallowed a mouthful of saliva, stood up and smiled and said, "My son also said something about the boat - I passed Wuhu last year, and Dao Leiyong from Wuhu went to see his son. I asked him: 'Your way came by boat? Where is the boat? ’ He said: ‘The boat is in the river.’ The son was angry and funny, so he said: ‘It’s a straw bag!’ Unexpectedly, he replied, ‘Back to Master Fourteen, the straw bag is in the boat!’” "Ten grass buns", everyone knows, so when this joke was told, no one dared to laugh, only Kangxi laughed so hard that he spit out a sip of wine, caught a glimpse of Yinyu's face white with anger, and stopped laughing, just He looked at the two brothers without moving.At this moment, the five or six hundred people in the imperial garden had held their breaths. Everyone had a premonition that something would happen tonight, so they stopped their cups and chopsticks, and looked anxiously at the cockfighting Yinxiang Yinxiang.Yinfeng knew that these two younger brothers were going to poke a hornet's nest, so he glanced at Kangxi in a panic. He wanted to get up and try to persuade him, but he didn't dare. He didn't notice the development of the situation at all.

"Old thirteen!" Yinyu couldn't hold back, knocked on the cup and laughed, "The idiot story you told just now, except for the Lord Long Live, none of us laughed, so you should be fined three cups!" Yinxiang smiled and held on. Hu, walked to Yinji's side in full view, and said: "Long live Lord smiled, even if I have done my filial piety, even if other people cry, what does it have to do with me? Since Brother Ten said this, I also think of Brother Ten's words." Incense boat. I don’t know what dynasty and generation this matter came from? Whose ship was robbed, did the robbers capture it?” “You ask this?” Yinxi sneered, “It was originally an ancient record, and there is no dynasty to refer to Jokes, there is no date to test, probably who has the heart of a robber, I can't help but become suspicious. I know who is called robbery--Long Live God just asked why I was late, and I didn't dare to answer. I'm afraid it's a big festival , Sweeping the face of the Tian family. To tell you the truth, my brother, my house was robbed, and the walls are in ruins. Your sister-in-law and nephew are poor people, crying there. I went out to borrow clean clothes and came in, forced to laugh and listen to others Scolding the mulberry tree, brother, do you think it is difficult for me?" Yinxiang suddenly said: "Oh——no wonder Brother Ten came late, so he borrowed his pants!" Seeing that Kangxi was listening intently, Yinxiang became more arrogant, because he shouted: "Brother is so smart, you really don't need a heavy hammer to beat the drum. If you want me to explain it clearly, I will say: You and Shi Shilun, that ugly monster, are robbers! I have trampled on Lao Shi yesterday, and I must have offended you quite a bit—whatever it is, there is only such a big scar if you lose your head !" He made a circle with his hands, smiled and said: "I did it indecently, I looked like a bastard, I'm really sorry, I'm a vulgar person." It was only then that Kangxi knew what was going on, and the liquidation of the shortfall actually led to the prince's betrayal!His mind was spinning rapidly: Why did the old ten do this?Didn't they discuss it with Lao Ba and the others, and take the opportunity to attack tonight, to see the good of Yinfeng and Yinzhen?When he glanced at Yinhu, Yinhu's face was so anxious that his face turned yellow, he just frowned and sighed, but he didn't feel like... Just annoyed that the prince didn't say a word, Yinzhen on the second table spoke loudly: "Thirteenth brother, you Come and sit here! He has two or five eyes, what do you care about with him?" "You have three or five eyes!" Yinyu was furious, and shouted at Yinzhen, "Catch ants and boil oil, scrape paint on bedbug skin, as long as the money is not afraid of shabby! If you don't believe me, go to my house and see, are they crying? !" Before the words fell, Yinzhen answered back in one gulp: "Who knows whether to cry or howl? Even if you really cry, the predecessors have a good saying: Why cry all the way when a family cries?" Yinxiang interjected: "It's the fourth brother. Words—with sound and tears is called crying, with tears but without sound is called weeping, with sound but without tears is called howling, who knows you..." Yinxiang was very relieved, and before he finished explaining triumphantly, with a "slap", a clear and crisp slap was slapped on the cheek by Yinji: "Which god are you? You are a lowly person who is a seed! You know how to follow The fourth brother, the prince, flattered his ass and licked his ass..." He was spitting and talking, but Yinxiang slapped him back with a slap, and the two brothers immediately huddled together in front of the table. "It's fighting!" Everyone stood up, and the imperial garden was in a mess.Wudan, Erlundai and other guards heard it from outside, and rushed in to escort them. Seeing this situation, they couldn't help being stunned. When they were going to pull, Kangxi didn't say a word, so he just stood aside in embarrassment.The prince withdrew and went over, stabbing his hands and yelling to stop, but he has never been strong, who would listen to him at this time?Yinti pretended to be a big brother and yelled; Yinzhi stretched his clothes and waved his fan, persuading this and that; Yinzhen and Yinzuo were always honest, trembling their lips and looking around in panic; Yinhu calmed down at this moment and waved his fan Tasting the tea, he groaned silently; Yinyu and Yinti helped Yinyu push and push.Some of the other princes helped to fight Taiping Boxing, some were pale and dumbfounded, and some said some inexplicable sarcastic remarks: "Look at it!" "Why bother!" "mischievous!" "Oh... mess around!" Yinqi, Yinhu, Yinyi and others were persuading Nian Chong, but they had long been protected by the nursing mothers, and they grinned and cried out in fright...for a while, the people in the imperial garden were like ants in a hot pot, and their voices were like boiling water , noisy and chaotic. "Stop it all!" Kangxi roared suddenly, "Let the two little bastards fight, it's so hard to beat, beat to death!" He finally couldn't hold it back anymore, he had more sons, each had different temperaments, and Kangxi knew that there was some incompatibility between them, and he thought it was just because some were trusted and others were not obedient.Unexpectedly, it is a matter of national policy, and it is clear that ice and charcoal cannot be in the same furnace!All the princes were afraid of Kangxi's outrage, their faces were blushing, and Nuonuo retreated repeatedly.Yin Qu and Yin Xiang got up covered in dust, their faces covered with black spots and purple spots.Yinyu spat and turned his face away, Yinxiang raised his eyes and felt that everyone except Yinzhen was an outsider, twisted his face and twitched a few times, crying loudly, and complained to the ground: "My son is rude, relying on Ama I just hope that Wansui will give my son justice in front of everyone...explain whether the son's mother is a prostitute...a bitch..." The root cause of this matter is hard to explain even if it is full of words (see my book "Kangxi Emperor Wang Yuchengxiang"), but tonight it is obvious that Yinji deliberately made trouble and beat people first.Kangxi froze for a moment and said: "Get up! Your mother Axiu is the princess of Tuxietu Khan, and her status is very valuable. Because of the many disasters and illnesses committed by Huagai, I specially allow you to sacrifice your life to become a monk. Don't listen to the little people farting—— This will give your mother the name: Jin Feng Zhang Jia's as the imperial concubine of Jingmin! ——Yin, I don't ask you to waste your studies all day long. I don't even bother to borrow money or kill court officials. I ask, why are you acting so shamelessly and presumptuously tonight, have you lived enough?" "It's not that my son has lived enough," Yinhu had already discussed with Yinti and Yintang below, and he had figured out Kangxi's temper: the harder he is, the more he appreciates it.Yin replied in one gulp: "It's someone who wants to force my son to death! You always know that since they cleared up the deficit, twenty-three court officials died, and my son didn't want to be the twenty-fourth! Lord, why does the old thirteen shoot people with a round bow? The dung beetle drills the gauze hat and pretends to be a black old bag-long live, don't stare at me, even if you die, you have to finish your sentence-like this, take a cannon, take it Seeing the brothers being slaughtered one by one, making the clan and noble relatives feel like they are sitting on pins and needles, has it ever happened? The third brother's money was paid by Long Live, and the rest of the brothers are not poor, so why are they in a good mood to tell jokes with Ama for fun? Son?" At this point, I don't know which sentence touched my heart, and two strings of tears trickled down my cheeks. Kangxi knew that because of Yinreng and Yinzhen's hard work, the thirteenth elder brother was doing practical things in the household department, and he would inevitably offend people. He didn't expect to be pawned by the prince's prince, so he couldn't help but feel a sinking heart.While thinking about it, Yinzhen got up and said calmly: "Old Ten, do you think Yinxiang has no room for it, do you leave room for it? Shi Shilun is an official with a bowl of clean water, you humiliate him like that in front of thousands of people! You still call us Don’t you want to do business anymore?” Because he explained in detail about Yin’er’s incident at the Dalang Temple yesterday: “Shi Shilun saw me cry a lot last night, and he was rushing to celebrate the festival again, and he was afraid that the master would be angry if he found out, so he didn’t hear about it—— Such loyalty, why should we as elder brothers abuse him?" "Old ten is confused." Yinhu thought for a long time, and felt that he had to help Yinni put the nail on the head, because he said, "But there is a reason for the incident, and Shi Shilun has something wrong. He knows that Yinli is in the Dalang Temple, but he just gets angry. Put oil on it, and sieve the big gong to pass through there. At any rate, you should avoid it." Yinzhen smiled and said, "If the slaves in the old ten mansion don't stop the sedan chair and scold the street, would Shi Shilun dare to take people?" "You have to beat a dog." Look at the master!" Yinzhen sneered, "After all, Shi Shilun is a Han Chinese, if no one indulged him, he would dare to show his teeth and claws like that?" Yin Xiang turned pale with anger, and shouted back: "Shi Shilun is the most upright official in the world! This is Long Live's words! It is Long Live's will to clean up the deficit, and the money collected is returned to the treasury! A joke—what are the Manchus and Han people talking about? Brother Nine, you went to Shandong for disaster relief, and the officials under you are all Manchurians?" For a while, the brothers were talking about each other, blushing and fighting with each other, and there was another lively scene. "Shut up!" Kangxi shouted.After weighing again and again, he quickly came to his senses: at this moment, as long as he shows a little sympathy for Yinyu, the news will spread faster than the wind, and within three days, everyone in the court will know, and the errands of Yinreng, Yinzhen and Yinxiang will be as soon as possible. It was even more difficult, so he walked up to Yinyu's side, stared at him fiercely, and said, "It has been reasonable since ancient times to kill people and pay debts! You bastard is compared to 'robbers and robbers'! I know you are not convinced by the fourth elder There are many errands in Thirteenth, you go back and ask yourself, is it because I don’t give you errands, or you don’t want them? In the forty-fourth year of Kangxi, I said that the boss, the eighth and the ninth should be in charge of the household department. You are all "sick"? Body and bones are precious! It’s such a job, you snatch it because of your good looks, and you just push the hard job to them, and they are serious about it, and you are jealous again, thinking I don’t know?” One sentence made Yinzhen and Yinxiang almost shed tears, these words never even thought themselves so thoroughly and considerately.The rest of the elder brothers really thought about it, so they all lowered their heads and said nothing.Kangxi said again: "The crown prince and Yinzhen and Yinxiang are sincere in doing things without avoiding resentment. They are the auspiciousness of the country. Why do you let them go? Yinyu, you are always arrogant and arrogant. No one is ignorant. I pity you. I don't care about it. Today, even I don't even pay attention to it, making a scene in the imperial garden, so unscrupulous to the extreme - this is still forgivable, only Shi Shilun is the pillar of the court, you dare to insult wantonly in broad daylight, I have never heard of a scholar Can be killed but not humiliated? Come!" "The slave is here!" Li Dequan's face was burnt yellow, his heart was beating wildly, he hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Long live..." "Take Yinji to the clan mansion." Kangxi gritted his teeth and said, "The Department of Punishment punished him with ten sticks and imprisoned him for three days!" Li Dequan hastily agreed, and with trembling legs, he went up in front of Yinqi and slapped him, and said in a trembling voice, "Master Ten...please..." "I haven't thanked you yet!" , stared at Yinxiang viciously, kowtowed and said, "The son has gone to receive the stick!" After saying that, he got up and walked away, making Kangxi stand in a daze with anger. Meeting Zijiu, I told you to come in and dance swords under the moon. It's a disappointment. Didn't Mu Zixu come to Beijing? Tomorrow, I asked him to hand over the sign, so you come in and accompany me..." He sighed, waved his hands and said: " Go away."