Chapter 34 Chapter Thirty-Four Jokes

Qianlong's thoughts of going to the garden were completely disturbed by You Mingtang, although he didn't blame him, he felt that he was not interested.When I returned to the Yanxun Mountain Pavilion, I was still in a daze facing the window.Fu Heng and Ji Yun didn't dare to leave without orders, and didn't dare to ask, so they stood side by side by the gauze drawer like puppets, looking at Qianlong from time to time. "If the emperor can really be like the emperor in the play, how great it would be!" After a long time, Qianlong sighed and said, "——If there is something to go out of the class to start the performance, if there is nothing to do, the curtain will be drawn, and the reward can be rewarded as you want. You can spend your money however you want." He smiled as if feeling lost, "Unfortunately, those are all stupid kings, kings of subjugated countries—this is what the holy grandfather told me many times, and it is also his old man's emotion. Now Thinking about it, it’s really like a dream.” He stared blankly outside, pursed his dry lips, said nothing more, gently rolled up the planning map of the Old Summer Palace with both hands, rolled it up, and handed it to Fu Heng, and then said: "Hand it over to the Ministry of Households, pass the decree to them, and allocate the silver in half every year according to the original amount. This You Mingtang! Sigh... I originally planned to watch the repair of this garden in my lifetime..." He shook his head and smiled wryly, and the following words followed Not exported.Fu Heng thought about it, and said with a smile: "I thought that there was no need to build a new garden. Now there are Yuanmingyuan, Changchun Garden, Xiyuan, and Xihaizi. If they are connected, the scale will be magnificent. I will expand the terrain and rebuild it. Decorating Western landscapes can save a lot of money, and those that have been repaired can be put into use immediately - repaired and used year by year, the general name is still Yuanmingyuan, so it is more affordable and the momentum is smaller. Otherwise, You Mingtang will not say anything, When the money is too much to bear, the censors will yell like a swarm, which is actually a disgrace to the court."

When he said this, Qianlong became happy again, and said: "Just according to Fu Laoliu's intention. I will make a decision on the repair of the garden. Because you ministers in charge must disagree. Sure enough, Zhang Tingyu and Ertai are deaf. You and Neqin are dumb. What you say now, not only understands my heart, but also takes care of the people below. It is really the best of both worlds. You are 30 years old this year, and you are seven years younger than Neqin. After all Young and vigorous, with a quick mind." Ji Yun hurriedly joked and said, "Master, when he talked about 'Erli', I remembered a joke. Yin Jishan presided over Nanwei, and he wrote the title 'Thirty Erli'. , said, "Today we know that the ancients were weak in energy, and they could only stand up and manage affairs at the age of thirty." Yin Jishan called him, and he argued with him, saying, "Is the sage's original words wrong?" Yin Jishan said, "According to you That is to say, if you know your destiny at fifty, you will be able to tell fortunes. If your ears are smooth at sixty, you must be deaf before the age of sixty...'" Before he finished speaking, Qianlong laughed loudly, "Okay, okay! People in this dynasty , the story of this dynasty can be entered into the "Laughing Forest"! Some people say that the poem Ji Yun gave to Tang'er's soup and cake banquet made my stomach hurt from laughing too!" Fu Heng was busy making fun of Qianlong, laughing Said: "Later I asked Tang'er, and Tang'er laughed so hard. Tang'er is a sensible woman, if she meets a foolish slut like Mrs. Xiao Lu, what kind of trouble will she have?" Qianlong asked, "Xiao Lu ? Who is Xiao Lu?"

"It turned out that the handyman in the military aircraft department was elected as the county magistrate. The master still remembers Liu Kang's case, he is the witness." Fu Heng said with a smile: "Later, when it was transferred to Zhengzhou Prefecture, Xiao Lu had to communicate with his colleagues , and it was inconvenient to show up, so he asked his wife, Xiao Si'er, to set up a table to treat guests. The guests were Mrs. Zhizhou, Mrs. Dian Shi, and Mrs. Changli. The four women sat together, and Xiao Si'er asked each of them for their last names. Chana's wife's surname Wu, Mrs. Zhizhou's surname is Qi, and Dianshi's wife's surname is Lu. Before he raised his chopsticks, Xiao Si'er was already furious. He threw the wine bottle on the table and said, "I am waiting for Xiao Si'er at my mother's house. Your surname is "Wu" (Wu), Her surname is "Six" (Lu), and her surname is "Qi" (Qi). Wow, they are both older than me! If there is another one, why not have the surname "Eight"?" Fang is sulking!"

As soon as the words were finished, Qianlong laughed and spit out a mouthful of tea, Ji Yun bent down and laughed tremblingly, and asked, "What happened later?" Fu Heng laughed and said, "Xiao Lu is just a mediocre person who has great blessings. Later, he was elected as the Tongzhi of Nanjing. To celebrate his promotion, he entertained guests. Because his wife was confused, Xiao Lu personally accompanied him this time. Mrs. Jiangnan Jiesi, Mrs. Nanjing Dao, and Mrs. Nanjing Chengmen Ling. He has worked in the military aircraft department, and he has a lot of face. There are also a group of grandmothers and wives below, who set up two tables. The best cook from the Old Town God’s Temple was invited. The event was very rich and lively. All the guests arrived at one time, waiting for the main guest. The lady who came first was the Daotai lady, who took the second seat, and then the lady from the city gate came, and took the third seat steadily. This is not the same as in the officialdom Similarly, whoever is older will be the chief. The older the official, the later it is. This is also a natural principle. Ten or twenty pairs of eyes are looking at the door of the flower hall eagerly, waiting for Mrs. Zhang Qiuming to come.

"At one time, someone came to report that 'Mrs. Jie Xian is here!' All the women stood up and greeted them with smiles. Xiao Lu and Si Er hurried up to greet them, surrounded Zhang Qiuming's family like stars holding the moon, She talked a lot of flattery. Mrs. Zhang was wearing a third-rank official dress, and she talked to everyone with a half-smile. Suddenly she looked up and saw the third lady sitting in the city gate, her face changed. Color. He seemed to want to turn around, hesitated for a while, and gave the confused Si'er a hard look. "The confused Si'er thought she was blaming the city gate leader's wife for being negligent, so he hurriedly said, 'Mrs. Xian is here, why are you still sitting carelessly, and you don't even know the rules?' The woman just smiled and didn't say anything."

Speaking of this, Qianlong already understood, and said with a smile: "This woman must belong to the flag, does the wife of Zhang Qiuming's family dare to be her slave?" "My master guesses right!" Fu Heng laughed, "This woman is Tang'er's sister! Mrs. Zhang Qiuming is her family's coat-coating slave, Mrs. Shangxian and a slave, and I am extremely embarrassed right now. Mrs. Zhang Qiuming Busy to remove the imperial clothes. Everyone thought she was going to sit down, but she timidly walked up to the lady at the city gate, blushed, bowed down like a candle, and said, "Good luck, master, I greet you!" This time , making everyone dumbfounded.

"Perhaps Mrs. Qiuming's popularity is not usually good. Tang'er sister intentionally was mean in public, so she didn't call out, saying, 'It's rare for me to come to pay my respects. Today is the kindness of Mr. Xiao's family. I will treat you to dinner. Look at his couple. For face, you just sit down." "As soon as this happened, everyone was in chaos. They couldn't be seated first. In terms of official position, the city gate leader was the smallest among the three, but the wife of the most important official was her servant. Xiao Lu and the others panicked for a while, but unexpectedly I don't know how to mediate. Sister Tang'er said, "Since he is a man with a high official position, she can sit on the top, and I will avoid it!" As she was about to get up, Mrs. Nesi walked a few steps on her knees and begged everyone, "My master Now, how dare I sit? You sit, and I will wait by..." As he spoke, tears flowed from his grievances.

So the public recommended Tang'er sister to take the first seat, and Zhang Qiuming's family stood beside her in blue clothes, like a slave, bringing her chopsticks and pouring wine, serving her with a bowl and handing a towel, and then asked her to toast to everyone.After all, she is the wife of a provincial and Taiwan official, and the provincial officials are not afraid to respect him when they see him.Such a appearance of "toasting" feels unbearable, and even Xiao Lu and his wife are on pins and needles, busy and socializing indiscriminately.Tang'er and Sister Tang are careless people, and they only chew on the case as if there is no one else.After a feast, everyone is sweating profusely in winter.Tang'er's sister was happy, confused Si'er was panicked, Mrs. Zhang was upset, and everyone was confused... For this holiday, Xiao Lu went to the office of the local government three times to make amends, but in the end he offended Zhang Qiuming, but he didn't make up for it. "

After Fu Heng told the story, Qianlong just smiled and said, "This is a farce, and Tanger and Sister Tang are too much, but this is the rule, and no one can do anything about it. Now that the country has been established for a long time, some heroes and noble relatives have fallen into poverty, and some have fallen into disrepair. They have become the handlebars of the cart, some are the handlebars of the funeral, and some are carrying sundries on the pier. The servants have high positions, and the high-end carts and four horses swagger through the city. They feel uncomfortable. When they meet, how can they not be angry? Last time Gao Keji, Shangshu of the Ministry of Industry, came to cry and complained that when he passed the Zhengyang Gate in a sedan chair, he met the second son of the previous master's family carrying wheat. I massaged and massaged, and carried the wheat back to the house for the second master!' He had no choice but to beat his master's back and legs in public, and then found someone to carry the wheat home... Speaking of which, this is the family law of the ancestors, and the etiquette should be like this .In fact, I deeply hate the banner men for not living up to expectations. Since I beat the ancestors, I have paid attention to their livelihood. I gave them the land to plant, and they sold it; Qu, you have become a large group of rascals who eat for free!" After finishing speaking, he sighed again.Fu Heng knew very well that Qianlong had a deeper unspeakable secret: since the forty-sixth year of Kangxi, the imperial court has repeatedly failed to rectify the banner affairs, and intervened in political disputes between the banner affairs.All the "parties" tried to curry favor with the bannermen and draw forces, but instead of doing the banner affairs well, they painted tiger-like dogs. It got worse and worse, and it became more and more difficult to handle, and it became a chronic disease that no one dared to touch.While thinking, Fu Heng said with a smile: "Master, don't worry too much about this matter. This is a pot of raw food, and there is no good strategy for a while. Banner people thrived by fighting. After so long in peace, they have become the children of heroes. Be smart and change jobs." People are poor, so why can’t they do things? This kind of thing has happened in all dynasties. Liu Xiu is the emperor’s family, so that he sells rice; After that, what's the difference?"

"Sometimes I think deeply at night, and I really hate Manchurians for not being up to date, playing with bird cages, setting up teahouses, feeding fat dogs, planting pomegranate trees - I am afraid that there will be fewer weeds! Then I am also a Manchurian, what can I do?" With a look of helplessness on his face, Qianlong clapped his hands and said, "Last time, Uncle Sixteen, Prince Lao Zhuang, and Uncle Fourteen went in to greet Lafayette, and I took a step behind. The royal family has no errands, and the family can't open the pot—isn't Yunlu talking behind his back?—You know, the queen mother, as long as someone complains, she is very anxious. When she saw me, she said that if money is tight in the court, she would rather be frugal. Don’t make the bannermen and the royal family feel wronged, and insist on decree to give the bannermen an extra five qian per month!”

This has actually entered the discussion of government affairs. Ji Yun saw Fu Heng frown and pondered, and said: "This is the empress dowager's kindness. There are poor people in the royal family. They should be taken care of naturally. They should be regarded as housekeeping and should not be mixed with state affairs. Banner The servants are not familiar with it, but the servants know that the banner people are not because of lack of money, but because they are spoiled, and the more the salary is increased, the more appetite will be whetted. It is still necessary to find a way to earn a living. The only thing is to be able to support yourself." While Ji Yun was talking, Fu Heng was already thinking about it, and suddenly he had an idea, and said: "It is impossible to arrange errands for them all. Since you can't study and be an official, you can't fish, woodcutter, farm and study, and you are ashamed to do business, now the big and small Jinchuan have For military affairs, you can recruit from the banner people, there are as many jobs as there are." "I'm afraid..." Qianlong sucked his lips, as if he was in trouble, "Who will train them? These banner slaves can't do anything, they are arrogant Who is willing to be such a villain to manage this group of iron-headed hozens?" Fu Heng said with a smile: "Of course I know. The poorest bannerman, who is the most down-to-earth, can get along well with others A prince can talk. But when it comes to the bottom line, it is the emperor's reassurance. With your reassurance, the slave will have a solution!" "What's so difficult for me to make up my mind?" Qianlong frowned, feeling very pleased, and said with a wave of his fan, "Back then, during the chaos of San Francisco, the holy ancestor used Confucianism to solve the rebellion of Chahar and Prince Niebuhr by Zhou Peiping. , I used the Sanzhi Bannerman in Beijing. But now the Bannermen are no more corrupt than they were back then, who is Zhou Peigong today?!" He suddenly became very excited, "There is a battle to be fought! Big and small Jinchuan just started Big man, I want to build a stable ten-thousand-li territory this dynasty! Fighting can cure all diseases, even the tired and lazy disease of banner people will be cured!" "Whether the bannerman is angry or not is related to the fate of the country. The emperor has made up his mind about this matter, but the slave has to say: don't change your mind! If you change your mind halfway, it will be difficult to rectify it in the future!" "I don't change my mind! I know it's hard to do, but if you're determined, it's not hard. Don't you hear that man can conquer heaven, and heaven can conquer man!" Qianlong's eyes sparkled, his face was flushed, and he stood up and lingered, throwing his fan, "If If I can support soldiers through battles and revitalize them, I will be worthy of my ancestors above and my children and grandchildren below! Fu Heng, I see that you have aspirations to be my Zhou Peigong, but I have more important responsibilities for you. May you send troops again. You will be in charge of this matter, and you will recommend someone to me." Fu Heng almost didn't think about it, and immediately replied: "I think Li Shiyao can handle this errand. The battle of Heicha Mountain has already been seen. He can handle military affairs. Although the battle of Jinchuan suffered a setback this time, the vitality of the army has not been damaged, and the contributions of Li Shiyao and Xiao Lu cannot be confused." Qianlong smiled and asked, "Xiao Lu, isn't he the one you just joked about?" Ji Yun smiled and said: "That's daily gossip, and it doesn't hurt Xiao Lu's integrity. This man is very careful in his work, not afraid of trouble, doesn't care about trivial matters, and doesn't listen to fools. He is still a good official." Qianlong But he shook his head and said: "Li Shiyao can't do it, he is a member of the Han Dynasty, and he can't hold his ground at all." Fu Heng bowed his head and thought for a while, then said: "That's good for Agui. The prisoner in Shaanzhou was violent first, and he led 23 people into the bandits to rescue the hostages, which shows his bravery. To celebrate the defeat of Dajinchuan, all armies Every time he was wounded, only the 3,000 old, weak and tired soldiers he led returned, and he saw his wisdom, so he is a man who can be used to great effect." "I also like this Ah Gui. It must be him!" Qianlong walked leisurely, with a smile on his face. "Li Shiyao is a good person, he is a Jinshi I personally selected! But his temper seems to be a little irritable. It is a tedious job to change him to Gansu to be a political envoy, and all parties have to socialize. This is the same as Qian Du. Qian Du will still be in charge of finances in the future, and now he is sent to the Judicial Department of the Criminal Ministry to learn the law and go to prison, so that he can be cautious. He is in Yunnan to rectify the Tongzheng. It's just a little bit." When he said this, both Fu and Ji admired him inexplicably, and Ji Yun sighed: "Using according to talent, teaching according to person, what a great emperor's words!" Qianlong just smiled and said, "This is the way it is." Well, it’s not a final decision. Send a letter to the ministers of the kings in Beijing, and the ministers of military affairs have discussed it together, and then made a draft plan. Now there are two things to do, one is to take good care of the Mongolian kings, and not to be indifferent to Eastern Mongolia , the four princes of Western Mongolia will be treated as guests, and I will attend the feast in person every day. The second thing is to arrange the autumn hunting. The Horqin prince held the Nadamu Conference, and the Mongolian princes sent people to race horses , There are many tricks in wrestling, pay attention to choosing a few Mongolian warriors as bodyguards. Fu Heng, you are the minister of military aircraft and the minister of guards, so you have to worry about things here." When Qianlong said something, Fu Heng bowed and said "yes", and then said: "Qian Du has already arrived in Rehe, should you ask him to hand over the sign to see him?" Qianlong said: "There are two banquets tomorrow. It’s time, I’m going to take the queen to see the garden in the future. Xiaolan came in to wait on the pen and ink and write daily notes, but I can’t see anyone. You can see her first, and tell him to always listen to the will. Ji Yun, you Now it's Dazhangjing of the military aircraft, but the official position is just a minister. The queen said last time that Ji Yun should be promoted, and soon there will be a decree to promote you to be the Minister of Rites, and you are still walking in the military aircraft. There is one in front of you Gao Shiqi, he entered the seventh level in one day, but his late blessing was damaged, and he almost didn't end up. So, be careful in handling errands, and have a status in front of the lower officials. Humor is good, and I like it. You have to be contemptuous. You only saw the style of a real minister when you answered You Mingtang today. You have to take care of yourself. You should pay attention to the matter of Siku Quanshu in your spare time. It is not necessary to pay attention to books. It is more important to pay attention to talents. It seems that you haven’t read it yet Don't worry. I said last time that I want to study erudition and Confucianism, and you will handle this task. Do you understand what I mean?" "I...understand!" Hearing Qianlong's words, Ji Yun's heart was already hot, and he was so moved that he burst into tears, and his voice trembled slightly: "Young minister is conceited, arrogant and unruly, I thought commoners could be proud of the Son of Heaven and slow down the princes. When you become a sage king, you know that the sage knowledge is profound and all-encompassing. The knowledge of the ministers is all contained in the tolerance of the lord. Today, You Mingtang blamed the ministers for their impure academic knowledge, which is really a target. Inheriting such a perfect admonition from the lord, the minister should be more careful, and serve the king and the country with sincerity and dignity. As a minister who understands the affairs under the command of a sage king, dare not be vigilant and careful!" Qianlong laughed loudly, and said: "Speak out the four words of sincerity, respect and solemnity, and you will be worthy of a good minister! I don't want you to change your temper and become a cautious person. Kuanru, talk to the next doctor, speak with eloquence, this is just a matter of proportion, for example, if the master is sad and bored, if you tell me about it every week, it will not make the boredom more boring? This only pays attention to one heart, respect and fear, and Zhuangyi Harmonious, no matter what you do, you will not go beyond your courtesy. You were not too much in the past, but I just cherished it very much. After a few words in vain, it became the right pattern!" After saying that, he waved his hands and said: "Kneel down, Fu Heng left the tribute bills from the princes and the ministers from the mainland. You will hand in the cards tomorrow." "Yes." The two saluted Qianlong respectfully. Fu Heng took out a piece of paper from his sleeve and held it to Qianlong. He kowtowed to Ji Yun with a horseshoe sleeve, got up and beat another thousand, and then bowed and retreated out of the Yanxun Mountain Pavilion . When the two left, Qianlong saw that it was the end of the application period when the bell was ringing. He stretched his arms and stretched his muscles a little, and came out from the back screen wall of the main hall of Yanxun Mountain Pavilion, but it was another courtyard next to the Buddhist hall.The rockery in the middle of the pool crosses a small stream, and the running water goes around the corridor and through the house.There are large glass windows in the corridors of the surrounding houses, and there are organdy gauze hanging inside.All the empresses and concubines accompanied by Qianlong lived in this courtyard, and the concubine Wang lived in the east chamber. The north main hall was hung with a plaque of "quiet clouds and deep", which was the main hall where the empress lived.There are also more than a dozen rooms in the west wing, where noble concubines Nalan and Niu Hulu lived.These two people always love to be lively, and there are countless birds, cats and dogs in their palace in the Beijing Palace, but the queen loves Jing, since they live in the same courtyard, they have to make do with it.Nalan family, Niu Hulu family and Wang family were all wiping cards in Niu Kulu's room. Wang's sharp eyes saw Qianlong coming in with the royal ceremony, and hurriedly said: "Master has come in!" .Nalan's family and Niu Hulu's family also hurriedly dropped their cards and got off the kang, their temples shook out their clothes, and they walked quickly to the Jingyou hall and knelt down in Danchi. The voice of Yingyan greeted them: "Master is auspicious!" "Get up!" Qianlong nodded with a smile, tapped his fan, and asked, "You guys are playing cards to tell your fortune again—where is your mistress? Mrs. Wang, you are the chef. How much food did the Empress have tonight?" Mrs. Wang got up with the crowd, squatted down with Shuang Fu'er and replied: "Master, the lady is very happy today. She bought two pieces of spring rolls and a bowl of japonica rice porridge. They were delicious. She said that the servants' side dishes were well mixed! After eating , I was bored again, I wanted to check my brothers’ homework, so I called them in—listen, this is teaching them to speak Mandarin!” Qianlong listened carefully, and sure enough someone was speaking in Dongnuan Pavilion, but he couldn’t hear clearly, so he went to Walking inside, she said with a smile: "The empress only likes Zheng Er's dishes. I think it's normal, but I like to eat your meals. Why, did you learn the craft from Zheng Er?" Wang Shi pursed her lips and smiled, and said in a low voice, "The master is actually a fairy, so you can guess right!"Zheng Er told me, don’t pass on anything else, only mixed side dishes, each must use some fermented bean curd, and add some condiments that other people can’t think of in the fermented bean curd, only the empress loves to use it...” At this point, I stopped .Qianlong stopped, smiled and said: "The law is not passed on to the six ears?Whisper it to me! "Wang rolled her hands into a trumpet shape and said softly: "A spoonful of pepper syrup. Both Niu Hulu and Nalan felt that she was being arrogant and frivolous. They looked at each other and pursed their lips. After Qianlong came in, Empress Fucha had already received the report and came out of the Nuan Pavilion in person. Qianlong really saw Da Ah Brother Yonglian, third elder brother Yongqi, and fourth elder brother Yongjing should kneel in front of the kang, and a tall and burly nurse was holding the queen's second child, Yong Cong, standing proudly on the edge of the kang: she was ordered , hugged the queen's delicate son Yongcong, and saw that no one had to kneel down, so she was so proud. Seeing Qianlong sitting down, Lainizi hurriedly twisted a hot towel from behind the gauze drawer, and poured it out again. A cup of tea was carefully placed on the sapphire case. Qianlong then took a closer look at the court lady introduced by Tang'er, and said with a smile, "No wonder it's called Lai Niang, these eyes are really energetic—are you full?Are you still used to walking? " "Return to the master," Lainiang squatted deeply, Qianlong praised her a little blushing, smiled, and said: "I'm not used to just putting my feet on the ground, and walking is too light. The next day I stretched my whole body, It’s good enough for your mother!” After going back to the gauze drawer, she took a few jujubes that were as red as agate and threw them into the cup, saying: “This is the most nourishing and soothing, listen to what the master said, Master gets sleepy after reading the scriptures, and often suffers from insomnia, you try this..." Seeing her childish face, Qianlong smiled and said, "It's so small, I know how to feel sorry for the master, okay! People here listen Now, she is still young, if she can't stay up late, don't make things difficult for her!" Fucha said with a smile: "No one dares to make things difficult for me! Last night she pinched my waist, fell asleep curled up in my arms and fell asleep. Like a kitten, it wakes up when touched, it is very spiritual!" After joking for a while, Qianlong asked his brothers, "I'm busy these days, and I haven't had time to check my homework. Zhang Zhao is old, and you moved to Zongxue to study. I heard that Yongzhen also learned to sing Qingyi, and Yongjing learned to sing hammer?" You are really promising! At your age, I have to practice kung fu for two hours a day. Usually, the guards are not my opponents. I have to read and write for four hours. How can I have time to play? Be careful, tomorrow I will call the guards We challenged you and made a fool of ourselves in public!" Yongzheng and Yongjing were both Nala's sons, and when they were scolded face to face, Nala's face immediately turned red.The queen quickly smoothed things over for them, saying: "Yongzhen and Yongjing are still good. They are under the supervision of the eunuch, and they go to school every day on time. Now they can recite the four books. The one who sings Qingyi is the third son of the sixteenth uncle's family," sings Tong It was the fourth son of his fifth uncle's family who hammered.The servants are also called "old three and old four", so they get mixed up.There are nine kinds of dragons in Zongxue, and there are also turtles and turtles.When I return to Beijing, I will naturally ask for cooking. For the brothers and sisters who are within three servings, it is better to find a good master and study in Yuqing Palace.No, I haven't read the serious books, and I feel like a playboy, so what's the matter? Qianlong hummed with a blank face, and said: "I also want to hear your Mandarin (Manchu), Yongzheng, you first say: Buda, what is Buda?" " "Back to the emperor, Buda is rice." "What about the palace?" "Erduo." "Cunning man." "Shaxan." "How do you read love?" "Ghosh." "Where's the barley?" "..." "Where's millet?" "..." "Bu, how do you read cloth?" Qianlong's face became a little ugly, and when he turned around to get tea, Yongjing pushed his elder brother and muttered in a low voice, then turned around and Yongzhen said: "Back to Ama, cloth is 'lacquer'!" Qianlong Sneered and said: "There are still brothers and sisters colluding and cheating here, and they are eager to learn! You are more capable than him, what is Hulu?" Yong Jing hurriedly said: "My son knows it is wrong, Hulu is the back of the hand." "Where are the pearls?" "Nitchuh." "Uzu?" "head." "Chara" "flagon." "Alkin?" "Alejin...Alejin, ah, Alejin..." Yongjing scratched his head, raised his eyebrows and tried to recall, suddenly his eyes lit up, and said: "Yes——Maha!" Qianlong snorted and smiled. Asked: "Esen, how do you pronounce Ersen?" Yongjing looked at Nalashi, and said hesitantly: "Meat trough basin!" "You guys are talking nonsense here!" Qianlong had no anger at first, but when his two sons were excited, his heart became angry, and he slapped his palm on the table with a "bang", smashing an emerald ring into pieces: "Gramalu, Geely Xieyin! (meaning bastard), I remember a lot of sensual things! What is Soloji? Tell me!" "Yes... yes..." The two sons were so frightened that their faces were as white as paper, and they couldn't say a word when they touched each other. "Solo is extremely difficult to cultivate, and Ersen is 'Ping An'!" Qianlong glared at the two sons, thinking that their "Manchu" was eating wine in front of the "meat trough basin", learning a little randomly, and hating him more and more. They gritted their teeth and said, "Barley is 'Muzi', Alejin is 'Fame', and millet is 'Ila'! You know the mackerel in the meat tank!—Get out!" He said Little Yongcong, who was in the nurse's arms, kicked his calf tightly in fright, and burst into tears with a "wow", Yongzhen and Yongjing kowtowed and tiptoed away. After the nanny coaxed Yong Cong to sleep, the queen saw Qianlong waving his fan in anger, and said in a warm voice: "Your majesty, why bother, the children already know their mistakes, and it is time to correct them. It was the same, How many Manchurians can speak Mandarin now? Ertai is the best one. His three boys even got confused when they asked him what the "banban" (minister of the ministry) was, and he was so angry. Feeling dizzy. In fact, if you want to ask about the Four Books and Five Classics, you still know a lot. Compared with those down-and-out banner people outside, who still learns Mandarin? Besides, the two noble masters are in front of you, and you have to save some dignity for your sons... It was so hard to persuade Qianlong to calm down, and sighed: "Oh... Is it for their own good? They are too comfortable to be an elder brother. Back then, I and the holy grandfather were only six years old. Get up, not only learn Mandarin, Mongolian, Korean, Japanese, but also Hokkien, Siamese, and Burmese. If you can’t learn it, you can’t get in early! What’s the matter now? As the folks say, a mile is not as good as a mile...Na Lashi, don’t panic about it. The child needs to be disciplined when he grows up, and the most important thing is to prevent it from getting worse.” He pointed to Yong Cong, who was feeding with his head bowed, “he It's the same when you grow up, this is our ancestor's motto in the Qing Dynasty. No, in the future, there will be a bunch of rotten sheep-headed princes, just like the previous Ming Dynasty, who only know how to eat, drink, play and have children. That's terrible. Jing'er and Lin’er has good aptitude, so he wants to make jade into something? He will be a virtuous king in the future, so he can help this little kid! Tell them that they can learn Manchu within a year, and can write policy essays in Mandarin, otherwise, I won’t even be named Baylor They!" Nala felt uncomfortable when Qianlong rejected his son on the spot. Hearing what Qianlong said, he felt that his kindness was not diminished, so he turned around and squatted down and said: "I understand that the emperor is teaching them to be adults. There is no embarrassment in the meaning, the servants must put these words in their hearts, and in the future they will be a prince who protects the crown prince and the king of Taiping!" Seeing Qianlong's expression softened, the queen smiled and said: "From Beijing to Chengde, the emperor has not received his son yet. Ladies and gentlemen, as soon as I see you today, I will be struck by thunder and fire! Now that you have calmed down, I would like to advise you, you see that the courtiers are much more patient than the late emperor. Although he is a strict father, isn't his own body more respectable? Tight?—Scared a child to tears.” "This is the family law of the ancestors." Qianlong smiled, "The holy grandfather hugged me, but not the late emperor. The late emperor never hugged me. He hugged Yonglian and others, and I will do the same. When I have grandchildren in the future, I will hug them too. Get your grandson on your knees, hold your baby on your knees, you understand? — By the way, there are other good things, I originally said to show them to you, but I forgot them when I lost my temper." He took out a stack of papers from his sleeve. , said: "This is a collection of tribute bills from Western and Eastern countries, as well as Mongolian princes. You see, keep some of the ones you want or use for rewarding people, and the rest must be entered except for rewarding people." Warehouse, it will be troublesome to transfer it out after entering the warehouse, and it has to be recorded, which attracts people's attention." After saying that, he handed the paper to the queen.When Fucha looked at it, he saw it read: 739 strings of large coral beads, 200 large mirrors, 200 pieces of beautiful amber, 240 yuan, 150 pieces of large duoluo velvet, 1,000 pieces of medium woven velvet, 40 collared bird feathers Forty bolts of green Japanese satin, 100 bolts of new machine serge satin, 80 bolts of medium serge satin, 120 bolts of woven golden brocade satin, 50 bolts of white miscellaneous soft cloth, 2,900 bolts of Wencai fine weaving cloth Fifty bolts of large fine cloth, three hundred bolts of white fur lining, three hundred bolts of big chime clocks, fifteen large glass lamps, ten spotlight candlesticks, ten hanging glass cups, one thousand and eighty-one pieces of cloves, thirty tans of ice flakes, three hundred and twenty catties of sweet Forty urns of nutmeg inlaid with gold, ten small boxes of rose flower oil, sandalwood oil, and sweet-scented osmanthus oil, ten cans each of wine, twenty barrels of large ivory, ten horse guns inlaid with gold, twenty fine horse mirrors, ten colored belts, two hundred fine horse guns Twenty-seven small horse guns for middle use, one hundred fine bird guns, ten gold-inlaid sabers, twenty flower sabers, forty gold-inlaid double sharp swords, twenty double-edge broadswords, twenty shining stars and the moon Two licenses for water mirrors, two licenses for rivers and water mirrors... Mrs. Fu Cha only looked at one page, and flipped through the back with his hands, but they were all daily necessities, such as a large tea tray with golden begonia flowers, golden blessings and longevity covered bowls, bonsai, Zhou Yun Lei Ding, Zhou Fu Gui Ding, carved boxes, and large red sandalwood cabinets. And so on, densely packed with thousands of species, all affixed with the name, number, and characters of the king of the tribute country, the characters are too small to be seen carefully.Seeing that Nala and Niuhulu were all staring at her, the queen smiled, handed over the tribute list, and said to Qianlong, "It doesn't quite suit me. The emperor often reads and approves books here at night. I want one." Let's gather the lampstand. The girls who followed me are all grown up, and each of them will be rewarded with a piece of gold-woven brocade, and five or six pieces will be enough. I don't like brightly colored people. Wang and the others are young. You can pick more." The three concubines looked at the tribute list ten times more carefully than the queen.To be honest, they want all the things above except the weapons, but compared with the example of the queen, they have to be careful in ordering things, not being too greedy, and also wanting to suit their own hearts. Looking at the list, I weighed it in my heart.Qianlong saw Xiao Yongcong in the nurse's arms, staring at him curiously with his black pupils, he couldn't help feeling affectionate, and called the nurse to come to him, but he still didn't hug him, he just leaned forward in the chair to tease him. Playing around, he asked: "Can you talk? It's called Huang Ama!" Xiao Yongcong stared, seemed to think for a while, and then burst out: "Long live Huang Ama!" "Well, even the monarchs and ministers understand!" Qianlong was overjoyed, his eyes were closed with a smile, and he said, "I will reward you with a small Japanese sword! I will reward you with one piece of nanny serge satin and ten pieces of golden flower soft satin! A tall woman must stand out in this satin dress." For a while, Mrs. Wang had already chosen, she wanted a red sandalwood carved phoenix basin stand, and a glass dressing table with a large screen mirror.Thinking about not daring to ask for any more, Niu Hulu also picked one because he also liked the dresser, and ordered a Chinese jade square furnace with animal face, and a fat jade carved passionflower and emerald grass. It is worth more than ten thousand gold, which is enough.But Nala wanted to ask for a few more pieces for his sons.She ordered a pair of gold pancreas boxes, a pair of Chinese jade double-ring hi-character animal noodle stoves, another pair of gold Ruyi tea trays, and another pair of fat jade dragon-carved vases.He also took a fancy to Wang's dressing table, but there was only one pair. Seeing that Qianlong was not paying attention, he smiled and said to Wang: "Sister, I saw that your original pair of emerald sandalwood dressing table is very good. My paint for the Eight Immortals’ Birthday is a bit old. You picked a new one this time, can you let me have your old one?” Wang was the first one in Qianlong to call things by name, and he was quite self-conscious about his identity. Hearing these words, I felt very uncomfortable, and felt that there was no way to offend this noble concubine who was second only to the empress, so I held back my breath and forced a smile: "Mine belongs to your master, what do you have to say, look at this When I get it, you just ask someone to carry it." Niu Hulu was clear-eyed, and she also felt that Nala was greedy, so she said slightly: "Two dressing tables and three women, here also made two peaches and killed three men. .Wang’s only needs a little bit, and you still have to pay? I still have two jadeite ones in my warehouse, and my sister will ask someone to carry them to me.” "How dare I want my sister?" Nalashi blushed, and said with a sneer: "Look at me, the next two sons are also worthy of Jun's kindness, right? The three of them are equal, and I am the least! Now Wang also had an outlet to vent, and muttered in a low voice: "My brother, you have your own members..." Niu Hulu already has a daughter, and now she has a belly, and has not come to Guishui for two months. , she was originally in the position before Nala, but she couldn't raise her eyebrows because she didn't have a son, so she curled her lips and said: "The emperor is still young, and it's not like we can't have children. Wang, just let it go, this kind of thing will happen in the future." There will be more." Nala couldn't help but asked, "What did sister say? I didn't hear it!" The voices of the three people were getting louder, the empress had already heard them, she felt that they were too inappropriate, and she said kindly: "The master is in front of you, if you have anything to say, please go ahead and be careful!" Qianlong teased Yong Cong, listening to Fucha's Talking, turned around and asked: "What did you say?" Fucha smiled and said: "It's nothing, they are too confused to pick things, I will help them out." Qianlong smiled, turned around again, touched Yong Cong's penis and asked : "what is this?" "key!" "What key?" "Bronze key!" "Why do you want a key?" Qianlong suppressed a smile and asked with a glance at the high-chested nurse. "The key opens the door." "Open—the door?" "Open the door and ask for someone!" Qianlong and everyone couldn't bear it any longer, even the eunuchs and maids laughed together.But the little dick stood up straight, and "pricked" and urinated, pissing on Qianlong's face.