Chapter 26 Twenty-sixth Reply to Lamenting the Fleeing Years
Everyone stared at Yong Xuan, but Yong Xuan held his breath, took a sip of tea, and then continued: "When the old mother-in-law was happy, she farted without paying attention. The son-in-law was praised. So he got carried away, flicked his fingers into the air, and turned his ears to 'listen' to the sound of the fart, and then said firmly: "My lord mother-in-law, your fart is also bronze!"
As soon as his words fell, everyone was startled for a while, and suddenly burst into wild laughter.The old queen was just closing the bowl cover, and even put the tea bowl on the kang table at once; Queen Nala pointed to her chest and covered her chest, her face flushed from coughing, and she couldn't speak; Qianlong held the wine glass to his lips. , let out a burst of laughter, blowing so that the wine splashed out; Chen Shi, Wang Shi, Jin Kaishi, and Wei Weishi laughed all over the bottom; I understand, just laughing along with the crowd; Yong Qi and the elder brothers also couldn't stop laughing, only forced by the presence of Qianlong's strict father, they refused to lose their composure.
He was still able to hold it, but he didn't smile. He went up and knelt beside the queen mother and beat her back. After calming down a little, he said, "The old man was blowing his beard and staring at the side, pointing and scolding: 'What is this all about? talk?'
"That's when the silly son-in-law remembered, pointed to the painting in the middle of the main room and said, 'I haven't said that yet, this is an ancient painting from the Tang Dynasty!'
"'Bastard!'
"When the son-in-law saw that his father-in-law lost his temper, he waved his hands back and said, 'Forget it, let's not talk about it, I have nothing to say to you! Oh, my mother-in-law and I are bosom friends when we drink, so we really don't have any speculation with you. Too many sentences!'"
Everyone listened, laughing again and again, and the Queen Mother ordered Qianlong to reward him!Yongxuan accepted the reward, thanked him, and said: "My son's joke is too vulgar. It was made up from Feng Menglong's "Laughing in the Ancient and Modern Times". It was suspected that he went to a restaurant to have tea outside, and his friends and friends laughed and joked about the story. Hearing that he learned from reading, he couldn't help but feel relieved, and said with a smile: "Feng Menglong is different from Liu Sanbian. Unrecognized for his talents, he retired to write books to persuade the world. I have read his books, although there are many slang words in the streets and alleys, the main purpose is to persuade the good and punish the evil, and it is harmless to the world. Although your jokes are common, the old Buddha is happy to hear them. Entering the Dao of Filial Piety and Fraternity means that Lao Laizi is serious about playing in colorful clothes and entertaining relatives, and cannot be called 'frivolous'." Saying this, everyone in the hall was relieved.The queen mother knew that Qianlong hadn't eaten yet, so she ordered: "Master Wang took the emperor into the inner hall and waited for your master to eat. When you come out, we can guess lantern riddles and play tricks. The emperor goes, I will tell them to tell jokes and wait for you."
"Yes." Qianlong bowed with a smile, and followed Wang from the east corridor into the inner side hall.The inside has already been prepared, a dozen candles are shining brightly and brightly, in a small palace room, there is a scarlet felt on the ground in the middle, a small square table is placed, four dishes of small dishes are placed in the corners, green pickled cucumbers, mixed with red sugar Shredded vegetables and peppers, shiitake mushrooms and bean paste, pearl bean sprouts, a plate of cypress and white jade in the middle, with the pattern of Danfeng Chaoyang, tendons stacked clouds, pheasant cubs, Yangzhou bacon with wings, chrysanthemum core water radish carved phoenix, The carrot "sun" is exquisite and translucent, glittering and translucent under the lamp, and the color is incomparable.For several days Qianlong ate the distilled fire meal steamed in a big cage in the imperial kitchen. When he saw this arrangement, he was so happy that he sat down on a low table and said, "Good! Green, red, white, four-dimensionally distinct, good color, so What a trick, how can I help you do it? I can’t bear it anymore!” As she spoke, Wang had already served hot dishes, but they were roasted tofu with clear sauce, fried green celery, eggplant cake with shredded ginger, and sweet and sour cabbage. It is completely vegetarian, and it comes out immediately after putting it in the pot, and it is delicious and fragrant.Qianlong didn't use wine either. He just ate and chewed a mouthful of small steamed buns and old round-grained rice porridge. How much work does it take to smoke them one by one? This eggplant cake is not ordinary!"
Mrs. Wang waited on the side with her hands down, and said with an apologetic smile: "The master uses it well, which is the loyalty of the slaves——I heard the twenty-four Fujin talk about the method of making eggplants, so the nine-steamed and nine-dried ones are bad and pickled. It is devoid of soul after making it out, mix it with shredded green onion and ginger, thicken the powder and fry it out, and it becomes like this. I still have a jar in there, and whenever the master wants to use it, I can make it for you." Qianlong ate, She smiled and said: "Even the dishes in the restaurant have been brought out?" Wang said: "I heard that it is not a good book, but what Twenty-Four Fujin said is true."
"It's the first eighty episodes." Qianlong said with a smile, "There are also "Love Monk Records" and "Fengyue Baojian". For example, if you are Wang, some people call you Chun Zhuer and Wang Zhuer. They are all alone." Wang said with a smile: "Master said, I just understood that the eggplant recipe was originally made by Qian Bashihuizi! This cook is really capable!" Qianlong heard her say " "First eighty chapters" became a name, smiled slightly, and said: "You really 'understand', but I'm terribly confused." After taking a sip of porridge, he asked again: "I haven't been inside these few days, did you hear anything? What do you think about dismissing Wang Baxie and the eunuchs?"
Wang turned her face and thought for a while, and said: "The queen mother and the empress both said that the master is busy, and they didn't hear anything else. Wang Baxie, these thieves, are usually arrogant, except for the Lafayette and the empress. Who? It's me. I asked him to go out and buy some powder, rouge, and jewelry for his face. I wanted to see his face and give him a body, but I didn't care. He left, and I only had to read Amitabha. !" Qianlong asked with a smile: "I didn't turn over your brand, so there shouldn't be any complaints?" Wang blushed, and said in a low voice: "The master really thinks of me too much. At this age, I will That's all. Except for the newcomers and Zhuo Guizhuer, who are all in their forties or fifties? When you were young, you hoped for a turnaround, and you hoped for your child's success, so there were also those who were jealous; now that you are old, you just They're all safe."
"They're all old, and they're all safe." Qianlong chewed on these words without saying a word: Bu Yi exposed those scandals of Nala's family, but in fact, it has already become a thing of the past.Now it is necessary to investigate thoroughly, not only is it too long and difficult to verify, even if it is obvious, how can you be tossing around in the palace like a thief outside?If you don't figure it out, you're just unwilling; if you figure it out, maybe a bigger problem will arise, and there's no way to deal with it.Now that you are "old" and "lived in peace", why should you be so desperate?Alas... Qianlong felt discouraged when he thought of this, he couldn't help sighing, and said: "If you are not old, you will not live in peace, and when you are old, you will live in peace. This sentence has a Zen flavor... It is good to live in peace..."
Wang looked at Qianlong with a little surprise, she had never seen Qianlong with such an expression, like sentimentality and meditation, like nagging and chanting.What kind of "Zen flavor" does such a common sentence have?Why did Shi Chen become melancholy all of a sudden?When she was stunned, she smiled and said: "I mean we are old. Long live you are not old! We women age quickly!"
"Really?" Qianlong laughed uncontrollably, glanced at Wang Shi, and said, "You are sixteen years younger than me. You are old, but I am not old? What is there to be taboo about being old? The white-haired emperor and the concubine of the palace are happy together, It's also a happy thing for thousands of years!" He was already full, so he put down the bowl slowly, stood up and said, "Let's go to the front hall."
Mrs. Wang agreed with "yes" and ordered the maids to pack up the bowls and utensils: "These jade plates and bowls have been registered, and they will be stored wherever they were taken, and the booklet number will be canceled..." Following Qianlong, he returned to the grid hall , He Zhuo was telling jokes to the queen mother from the door: "...Avanti was passing by here at that time, and heard the beggar and Bayi arguing. Many people gathered around to watch the fun, so they squeezed in to confront Ba Yi said: "Master Bai, he passed by you and smelled the aroma of your roasted mutton. You asked him for money, because the smell is part of the mutton, right?" Master Bai said: "Yes!" Afan Ti said: "He has no money to give you. I am willing to pay the money on his behalf." Bayi said: "Yes!"
"Afanti took out the money bag from his satchel and shook it, and there was a clanging sound of coins colliding in the bag. Afan asked: "What is this? ''money! ''now it's right. Avanti said: "The smell is part of the mutton, and the sound of the money is also a part of the money. When you hear the sound of money, you have paid your bill."My lord Bai! '"
People were startled at first, but after thinking about it, they immediately burst into laughter, some spat at Mr. Bayi for being greedy for money and black heart, some praised Avanti for his cleverness and wisdom.The Empress Dowager didn't understand at first, and the Empress explained in detail. The old man laughed so much that he threw the cards in his hand and said, "It's really interesting! Caixia——take the jade-handled concentrating lampstand that the emperor respected me, and appreciate it." He Zhuo family!" Seeing Qianlong coming in, he moved down the kang and said, "The lantern riddles in the corridor have been set up. These are all made by ourselves. Let the emperor guess first: if you guess correctly, I will reward you; if you don't guess correctly, the world will be rewarded." The law is equal, and he will be punished!" Qianlong knew that he was here, and everyone was not happy after all, and said with a smile: "Success, I will also accept the reward and accept the punishment. In short, it is good to make Lafayette happy!" After all, Help the queen mother out of the grid hall.
Outside the glass window, I saw many lamps in the courtyard. In the center of the courtyard are two gigantic lanterns of Erlong Xizhu, which illuminated the corridor under the hall.All the lamps with poem riddles are hung in the corridor, and Zhou Zaa looks at them through the glass. Revolving horse lanterns, dragon palace hanging children, watermelon lanterns, and palace lanterns, although there are not many patterns, the dots are also very interesting.The ground dragon heating in the corridor is dense, and you can look at the lights outside without getting cold.Qianlong couldn't help but nodded, and said: "Qin Meimei can still handle errands, Xiaoshi. Don't guess, empress, you support Lafayette, I'll—"
Nala's family was arrested because of Wang Baxie and others. She prepared herself for the middle palace, and she didn't even know the charges. .Hearing Qianlong's message to send me an errand, I felt relieved for a while, and hurriedly came over to help the queen mother on behalf of Qianlong, and said with a smile: "This is all made up by a few elder brothers, and there are names at the bottom. There are some mysteries that the queen mother doesn't understand. Confused. Mystery is not good, the emperor just wants to give advice." Qianlong smiled and nodded, "That's natural—"
Look at the riddle on the first light at the gate, which reads:
The time of drawing is round, the time of writing is square, the time of cold is short, and the time of heat is long.
— type a word.
When Qianlong looked at it, it was made by Yongqi, so he said, "Is this a word for '日'?" Yongqi laughed quickly and said, "Yes." Qianlong then looked at the next one.
If you use it, you can do it, if you give it up, you can hide it, it's just me and you.
If you don't hold on to the danger, and don't support it when you're upside down, it will be useless.Qianlong said: "It's from Zhuanxuan—just use a stick. It's very good. It's just that you don't have the taste of being underappreciated, and your ambition is okay." The Queen Mother hurriedly said: "This is what I want." Qianlong nodded with a smile: "Yes." Looking at it again, it was Yong Cui's:
Looking ahead, suddenly looking behind, laughing after being happy, people never tire of laughing.
Qianlong couldn't help turning his head back, looking at the skinny Jong Can, and sighing secretly in his heart: the words are the voice of the heart, and it really is true, the bones of the body are so swaying... Yin said: "This is a swing." Yong Can replied weakly: "Yes." Looking at Yong Xun again, it was written with the three characters "Chang Ming Deng" and marked "Four Books and One sentence". The next one belongs to his son too." When Qianlong looked at it, he wrote:
Yun who thinks, Western beauty.
——Play the name of the card with one word.
Yong Yu hung up this lantern riddle because he was worried about breaking some sacred taboo, but Qianlong was very appreciative when he saw it. Qin'e"?" Yong Xuan and Yong Xun couldn't help but look at each other, and Yong Xun laughed and said, "How did Huang Ama know?" Qianlong laughed without saying a word.Looking at Yongxuan's words again, there is only one word, typed one sentence.Seeing that there were many ominous words in the lantern riddles tonight, Qianlong sighed inwardly, and stood still in a daze, his mind was in a daze, his face seemed sad or happy.The queen mother thought he couldn't guess, so she smiled and said: "I said that the world is equal, but the emperor will be punished for wine! Now, pour it for your emperor Ama!" Yong Xuan hurriedly poured a cup, and said with a smile: "This riddle is not well made, let the son accept the punishment on behalf of the father!" Seeing Qianlong nodding, he straightened his neck and drank it.Then there is Yong Lin's, which reads:
Boundless falling trees rustled.
— type a word.
Qianlong heard Ji Yun say this poem riddle, and the answer is also the word "日".According to the historical sequence of the Southern Dynasties, Song, Qi, Liang, and Chen, the emperors of Qi and Liang dynasties were all surnamed Xiao, and "Xiao Xiaoxia" is "Chen".At this time, this Tang poem also looks like a desolate and desolate Suo Mo, who is dying.The smile on Qianlong's face disappeared, and he only said: "It's too accurate, it's not that you can't guess. You are still young, and you should have some vigor and momentum. Such playful poems that are in decline are of no benefit to your study and career. Do you understand?" He said and looked around at the elder brothers.Only then did the brothers suddenly realize: there was a "sun" at the beginning, and another "sunset" here, and unintentionally, a good thing made a "decadent" appearance.You look at me, I look at you, but you are silent for a moment.Yong Lin was about to plead guilty, but Yong Xuan bowed beside him with a smile and said, "This mystery was also conceived by my son. Now that the emperor is cleaning up the government, sweeping away the wind of corruption, bribery and profanity, you need to have a murderous spirit and have an autumn wind." The first is to get rid of the image of fallen leaves; the second is to take the other meanings, and the next sentence is "the endless Yangtze River is rolling in". To remove the old and introduce the new, to make the world of peace and prosperity climb to the next level - this is a great auspiciousness! "
The tense atmosphere suddenly relaxed.
Qianlong thought it was a bit far-fetched when he heard Yongxuan's clever defense, but after listening to the taste, he felt that it was not unreasonable, because he changed his face, he smiled and said: "It's because I think left. Just these two poems It does mean that the new and the old are changing, and the fallen trees are rustling, aren't they dead branches and leaves?" The Queen Mother originally set up this little lantern riddle party for Qianlong to eliminate his fatigue. Feeling relieved, he said with a smile: "It's still a good idea for Yong Xuan'er to understand thoroughly! Xuan'er, pour me a glass and punish the emperor to drink!" Yong Xuan hurriedly agreed with a smile.Qianlong took the wine and drank it down, handed the glass and said with a smile: "You can enjoy this wine!" Then he turned his face and told Wang Lian: "Send someone to the Hall of Mental Cultivation to bring over the box that He Shen brought in. If it is shared, it will be a reward!" Turning around, he smiled at his mother, "My son has been a little dizzy these days, and today is a good day, so I must have more fun with my mother to please my mother. We are a big family, isn't it good to be lively? Although these poems and riddles are good, they are too literary and not suitable for your old taste. "
"It's good to be daring." The Queen Mother laughed, "It's like I'm celebrating the New Year. Every day is the New Year. The idea is for you to relax. You, the Queen, and these people are right. I listen to you, but there is a difference in words When they arrived, they were only allowed to drink alcohol, and they were not allowed to be punished and reprimanded—you have trained them to avoid cats and mice, and I don’t want to be happy.” Qianlong thanked with a busy smile: “The son always obeys the mother’s edict. Yes. But the mother also has to give her son a little face, and also come up with a correct word. Mother can rest assured that this time the poem is wrong and the word is wrong. It is the things of the capital, and they are all ordinary words. For example, "Xiangshan Temple" is right. A 'stinky pond' - not difficult!" The queen mother put her hands together and smiled: "Well, it's done! I, a few old concubines, and the old prince Fujin often have fun with these couples! - I also have Reward! Qin Meimei, show me my prize!"
So everyone followed the queen mother and Qianlong back into the inner hall. The queen mother sat in the middle, with five elder brothers on the left, and the queen, Wei Sales, Jin Kai, He Zhuo, Chen, Wang, Gao, and Lu on the right. , Bai Shi, Qianlong picked up Yonglin again, and a group of people formed a big circle.The eunuchs were busy arranging chairs to put tea and fruits, and seeing this way of sitting, they all found it novel and interesting.For a while, the rewards of the queen mother and the emperor were also displayed.The Empress Dowager rewarded melon seeds, silver scorpions, hairpin noodles, and small wishes; Qianlong gave the Four Treasures of the Study, inscriptions, fans, Yunzier (Go), Hanyu pendants, lying jade dragon bags, sword hooks, and so on. Pulling fingers... They are all piled up on the file at the entrance of the hall, or the ink is fragrant, or the treasure is brilliant, which adds color to the lively and peaceful atmosphere of the hall.Qianlong sat across from him and said with a smile: "Yong Qi is sitting next to Lafayette, don't ask eunuchs to greet you, you are the one who serves, Lafayette can't remember, remember to remind you and the queen!" Yong Qi hurriedly bowed and agreed.The queen also smiled and said: "Understood." The queen mother smiled all over her face, and said, "It's not necessarily that I can't compare with them. Listen, I will first—" said casually:
Wang Aunt——
The queen went to the "Wei Gong Temple" in a hurry, and said: "I'll make 'Pearl Wine'." Wei Wei said to "Samber Candy! - Single Archway -" Jin Yu went to the "Twin Pagoda Temple", Another "chess cake".While Zhuo Shi was still in a daze, Chen Shi hurriedly murmured something in her ear, and talked to Zhuo Shi in a half-baked Beijing dialect: "Domino Cake——Chess Board Street!" Bangan Temple! I’m going to Jinshan Temple——” Mrs. Wang said to “Yuhe Bridge—Wenguanguo!” Gao said with a smile: “Wenguanguo to Hai’ercha—playing the autumn wind!” Mrs. Lu smiled and tilted her head thinking Thinking: "Fight the autumn wind, beat the autumn wind—how about the last 'kind of Tai Sui'?" Everyone burst into laughter.The Lu family came out with the right son "Liu Kelang" again, but the Bai family was shy, "Yes" for a long time, and said "Si Yi Guan——I have the 'White Boot Captain'——Long Live Lord, please be right!"
"I'm right..." Qianlong only looked at them having fun with each other, he was stunned for a moment when it was his turn, but couldn't make it right for a while.Seeing that the Queen Mother pointed out that Qianlong was going to be punished, Yong Lin hurriedly whispered something to Qianlong.Qianlong thought it was really good, he slapped the table and said with a smile, "That's right - the red-robed general!"
Everyone laughed at this pair.The queen mother said: "This is the door god in Baiyun Temple, the 'Red Helm General'. Yong Lin cheated on you, Ama, and made a mistake. I will not forgive you, and you will be punished with wine!" The wine that comes, even Qianlong's, has to be drunk.Qianlong smiled and said: "This should not be a fine wine, it should be a congratulatory wine. There is a red helmet general in Baiyun Temple, and our court has Zhaohui and Hailancha, who are known as the "Red Robe Generals", and their home is also in Beijing, so it is not bad." The two of them are now dispatching soldiers and letting horses in the ice and snow in the west. Let me tell you, except for the Queen Mother, we all raise our glasses to cheer for them, and wish them a successful start and success!" The Queen Mother hurriedly said: "How can this be so contemptuous? I also raise my glass! "
So men, women and children laughed and toasted together.Qianlong went on to say: "This is a blessing for them, and I will say 'sincerity and high fragrance'!" Yonglin laughed and said: "Huang Ama is really right, and my son is 'careful and firm'. ——Thin skin and crispy.” Ke Qi was then paired with “Succulent Wonton—Tianli Soap”.But Yong Xuan froze for a moment, scratched his ears and cheeks, thought for a long time, clapped his hands and said: "This is really the authentic medicinal material that the twelfth brother wants! I made Chunshu dumplings—" Yong Xuan was also stunned, frowning and frowned Thinking about it, he said, "Yes! Peach Blossom Shaomai! I'll go out to patrol the capture camps inside and outside the capital!"
"People are all three or two words, you just have such a long list!" Yong Qi complained with a smile: "I am right - the Ministry of Rites and the South North Association. —" Everyone thought this was a story from the previous Ming Dynasty, and the queen mother must be hesitant. Unexpectedly, as soon as his voice fell, the queen mother said with a smile: "That's right.
At this point, the sixteen people circled around in a large circle, and everyone burst into laughter.The Empress Dowager ordered, "Take my spoils. My brothers are twins. Everyone below the Wei family has a good face. Only those of the Zhuo family enter the palace. They have no family background. Poor thing, the mother's family is far away, whether the emperor's or the Zhuo family's." Mine, I have her share in everything——Qin Meimei, hurry up." Qianlong said with a chuckle, "Wang Lian, I will reward everyone as Lafayette ordered. Add a gold-wrapped ruyi to Yongzheng!" So everyone rose up one after another, the concubines in front, the elder brother followed, went to the case to receive the rewards one by one, and then went to the Queen Mother and the Queen to salute with joy, and then went to Qianlong to thank him.The Empress Dowager laughed and said, "It's the best way to have fun without having fun. If you continue to match, you can barely perfunctory, and when you have no words, it will be boring." Qianlong smiled and said, "If it's a skillful match, Ji Yun is also counted. According to my son, not only the current dynasty, but also the talents of the past dynasties are not as good as him. Last time I went to the editorial office of the Siku, Lu Bingnan and the others made it difficult for him to be named on the street. Speaking of 'Magical Wuxu Pill', he is interested in 'ancestral dog skin ointment'; Selling authentic medicinal materials from Yunnan, Guizhou, Sichuan and Guangxi". Later, Lu Bingnan asked him: "I just passed the Three Eyes Well when I went up to the court—" Before I finished speaking, he said to the last "I will meet you and laugh at Lu Erxin"—it turned out that Ji Yun was right The pair peeked at me coming in, and Lu Bingnan's nickname is 'Lu Erxin'! Such agility is really rare in ancient and modern times!" He looked at his sons who bowed their heads and listened respectfully, and suddenly lost the interest to tell jokes. He got up and took a few steps, sat down in front of his mother, and said to his elder brothers: "You were born in the heavenly family, and you have been rich since birth. You don't need to study hard like the students outside. It is your blessing to be an official and a half-job, and then slowly climb up. According to my opinion, the success of the royal children in the past dynasties is not as good as my Daqing. "
The hall fell silent.Just listen to Qianlong's words: "Whatever the wind is in the palace, what is the rain outside. Look at the prosperity of Huikun opera now, isn't it popular all over the world from Beijing? The princes took the lead, and the bannermen followed. Everyone They all sang operas! When Liu Yong and He Shen took Cathay Pacific in Shandong, he was still singing in the sea, with a face full of makeup!" He pointed to the east: "In the palace over there, every family has thousands of caged birds. How do you Can you blame those run-down kids who have nothing to do but carry bird cages to set up teahouses? A pair of good pigeons costs a thousand taels of silver, and a quail fighting is eight hundred taels! A bad trend is spread and it is easy to promote it. A hundred decrees will not help. So you must be vigilant about this one. You are studying hard now. You are only studying when you are doing errands in the ministry. Those poems, um--what are "folded red notes and hate words, and I can send them to Qingqing conveniently with my slaves", "but I have to be in love with others, why not let the moon be dim for a long time", and what else is "the most heartbroken, cruel "Deng Ying Li Meng Chu Hui", what "want to get rid of the disease of Zen, get rid of the talent and be reborn"... Don't look at it, there are all of them! You study hard to cultivate your character, follow the example of Confucius and Mencius, where is the heartbroken dream? What kind of vixen "Qingqing" or "Nunu" gave you the disease?" At this point, Qianlong couldn't help but smile.In fact, he also appreciates these ecstasy and sweet words from the bottom of his heart, and he remembers them by heart, and now he taught his son a lesson, and now he has moved them out.The queen mother saw him scolding him, and laughed beside her and said, "The grandchildren are good at what they say! They are filial on the inside, but they are errands on the outside, and no one can say anything wrong—how can they compare with you? The late emperor Master's temper, the slightest mistake came out, the nose is not the nose and the eyes are not the eyes, and I told you not to come down in front of outsiders! If you want to hear these poems, it is the opposite!" "Mother said it!" Qianlong laughed and stood up. , personally served tea to the Queen Mother, and said: "It is rare for a son to see their brothers together. This is still a common saying in a man's house, not to reprimand them. Wealth comes naturally, and the world's extravagance, obscenity and bastard atmosphere are delicate and tender." How can he stand up to the wind and rain? You know Yin Jishan, he is so sophisticated and smart! There was a Juren who went to see him, but the Juren failed in the nine examinations. What do you want to study?' He also said to Li Wei: 'What hope is there for such an old Xiaolian?' What was the result?——He despised a number one scholar! It is Chen Boyu, the Zhengqing of Guanglu Temple, and you Yu Yu in front of you The chief master of Qing Palace!...Yin Yuanchang is alive, as long as he mentions this, his face will be flushed with shame." He turned to his brothers again: "Yin Yuanchang has two governors in the south of the Yangtze River, and then entered the military plane. Apart from being a good parent, how can you compare him to him? Even if he made this mistake, let alone you? Isn’t it? Huh?” Now the sons couldn’t sit still any longer, they all stood up and answered, “Yes!”
"How can a young child carve jade into a weapon if he doesn't hear the training of the court?" Qianlong laughed and said to the Queen Mother, "My son really has a lot of work and needs a lot of help! Take advantage of the Lantern Festival at the Galeries Lafayette to beat them, so that you will not forget your worries while having fun. To become a prosperous and virtuous king is a bit of a disappointment for you."
"Don't disappoint!" said the queen mother, "You need real brothers to fight a tiger, but you need father and son soldiers to fight a tiger! Fu Heng and Yin Jishan passed away, and the fifth child (Hong Zhou) got sick like that again. , I don’t think it’s the general manager’s material. Nowadays, there are more things in the world than in the early years of Qianlong, so I’m busy with you alone. On the one hand, I feel sorry for you, and on the other hand, I am also worried about you. If you are happy, there is also a solution I was still thinking about Brother Fifteen who is in Shandong, and I heard that there was some trouble there, so I don’t know if there is any hindrance?" He said, sighing.
This is to ask Yongyan's whereabouts, and Qianlong feels unable to answer.At this moment, he felt that he had been in a bad mood for the past few days. He was just disgusted and disturbed by the affairs of the harem. The real worry was in Shandong. , the reputation of governing the world will be greatly reduced.Unexpectedly, this old queen who lives in the deep palace is thinking the same thing as himself... He nodded with a smile, and comforted him softly: "It's okay, it's all caused by Cathay's usual efforts to deprive the people of the people." What happened. According to the situation in various provinces, it is basically nothing. A money-making board in the south of the Yangtze River can buy three buns, and the poor can live well. There are a few gangsters, and Liu Yong will deal with them. Don't worry, mother. Relief is available in poor places, we have plenty of food and money!... As for elder brother fifteen, let alone worry about him." He glanced at Wei Jia who was staring at him, and said with a smile: "There is Liu Yong on the outside, and Huang Tian on the inside. Ba master and apprentice are protecting him, and the day before yesterday, he received his secret report from the post. If he didn't contact the government, how would the letter be sent? Brothers sink down, experience and experience, some knowledge can't be learned in the palace for the first time It’s just a bit of a thrill, not necessarily a bad thing. When I went to the south of the Yangtze River when I was young, I was almost killed on the way—Jin Kai’s family, she knew it. The first emperor also suffered floods and lived in a black shop when he was young...” He seemed to feel that this was a comparison Inappropriate, and said again: "Don't say that ordinary people go thousands of miles to seek food for fighting and rising, just say that brothers, nurses and masters are protecting you, which one is not suffering from three disasters and eight disasters? What's the point of suffering? Uncle Thirteen is still alive. How much suffering! Those who killed him and poisoned him were whipped and imprisoned for ten years. What is the result? He has become a generation of virtuous kings who will last forever!" He was originally facing the queen mother, but now he turned to his sons and asked Said: "Really?" "Yes!" The sons bowed again and replied.
When Qianlong saw it, it became a pattern of admonishment again. He turned back and bowed to his mother, and said with a smile: "My son won't go, after all, this place won't be a lively scene. Today, the whole world celebrates together, and Bohai celebrates the Lantern Festival together. It's the time of harmony and joy. My son should let go of his grandchildren to be happy with his mother—except for Yong, you all have to fulfill your filial piety in the Palace of Compassion and Ning tonight—I still have to go to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, and there are a few important memorials that have not yet been approved!"
"That's right." The queen mother couldn't help laughing when she saw the concubine and elder brother smiling relaxedly, "This is just getting used to the rules. It's like Jia Gui in the movie, 'I'm used to standing'. Playing wildly in front of you? You go, just don’t sit for too long at night—the time will be fixed at noon tomorrow, and we girls will all go to Zhengyangmen!"
In the afternoon of the second day, Shen Shi was the auspicious time for Dajia to leave the city as determined by Qin Tianjian.From the main gate at noon, the long-sealed main gates of Tiananmen Square, Di'anmen Gate, and Meridian Gate were all unbolted with thick beam bolts and opened in an uproar with the sound of Shi Potian's shocking three cannon shots.Thousands of Habayashi troops from the Shanchuang Camp and the Xishan Jianrui Camp had already gathered in front of the Wufeng Tower. Hearing the three trumpets, Li Shiyao waved the command flag in front of the Meridian Gate. Zhengbu held the military flag and came out to garrison the pass. Along the central axis of the Forbidden City, the inner and outer lines were divided to separate the imperial road from the inner city.Which of the tens of thousands of ordinary people in the capital would not come to watch the Virgin leaving the city?Gathering from the inner city from all directions, they were blocked on both sides of the imperial road, and the crowd was already surging like a tide. ***To the east and west sides of Zhengyangmen, the ocean has grown up.Seeing that the royal family is so majestic and majestic, the sound of discussion, exclamation, cries of overwhelmed people, and the sound of passing orders from Shuntian government servants... merged into a din.Guo Zhiqiang, governor of Shuntian Mansion, was sweating profusely, running from one end to the other, instructing the servants to arrange things outside the door, and arrange colorful lights and fireworks.Before returning to the police station, Li Shiyao just happened to come out, and just said, "There is too much gunpowder in the lamp shed, I need to use the cow felt from the admiral's office to block it—" before he finished speaking, Li Shiyao interrupted him.
"What's going on?" Li Shiyao was also sweating, pointing to the southeast corner of the police station, "The people in your yamen are whipping people!" Guo Zhiqiang looked back and said with a smile: "There are too many people, don't you?" They are all crowded onto the imperial road—Don’t worry, my lord, this is all the skill of the whip head practiced by the ancestors, and the lamp head will not hurt the candle——I squeezed through the east gate, and the sedan chair was almost crushed——I have to open over there Get out of the way."
Li Shiyao wiped his sweat and said: "No, you can't use a whip, ink, or incense ash to splash it up! People disperse and count. On such a good day, whoever the whip sweeps, the whole family will be unhappy and frightened." It’s not good to kill the old man, the old lady, or the children—ask your people to send a message immediately!” Guo Zhiqiang then turned his head and ordered his subordinates: “Hurry up and follow the instructions of the adults!” Li Shiyao then asked: “What did you just say?” Guo Zhiqiang said: "The gunpowder piled up in the lantern shed outside the East and West Gate, the oil paper on the outside is fluffy, if sparks splash on it and burn them thoroughly, they will blow up and collapse the city wall. Look at this day, maybe it will snow It’s not good if you get wet.” Li Shiyao looked up, and sure enough, the sky was overcast at some point, and the sky was full of clouds and haze, moving slowly southward with the slight wind.Thinking about it in my heart, it would be good to have a little snow, firstly, there will be fewer people, and secondly, there will be fewer fires.But this is a disappointment, and it cannot be said to subordinates like Guo Zhiqiang.Yin laughed and said: "I don't have cow felt here, only wool felt, you just send someone to pull it with a cart-listen, don't pile up explosives at the bottom of the city wall, at least ten feet away from the city. To save trouble, only if something goes wrong. You are asking!" As he spoke, he saw Wang Lian leading the way, and sixty-four eunuchs rode horses out of the bridle and said hurriedly, "I will go in to see Gui Zhongtang on horseback. You can also ride to Zhengyang The gate, all the officials are already assembled, tell them to line up according to their ranks, and drive away the idlers around - the big driver has already moved!" Guo Zhiqiang squinted his eyes and set up an awning with his hands to look in, and he saw the straight imperial road of the Meridian Gate inside. In the sky, the golden mountain was like a golden mountain, and the car had already started, and the sound of drum music could be heard faintly. With a quick promise, he pulled the horse and picked up the stirrups, and rode away.
At this moment, tens of thousands of people already knew that the chariots had been dispatched at the Meridian Gate, and there was a lot of fanatical cheers and clamor, and it was extremely lively. Suddenly, it quieted down. The elephants, then another pair, and another pair... There are nine pairs of elephants in total. The ones with curly noses and drooping ears are walking very neatly with their thick legs raised. They are all covered with golden velvet and covered with bright yellow tassels. In ten heights.Elephant slaves wearing yellow and red waistcoats all wore flat caps and held yellow velvet whips. They sat on the backs of Fanglaigao elephants and listened to the whistle of Ruyi. When the tribute was stopped, there were only three elephants left in Da Nei, and they could only be seen in the inner palace, which was no longer enough to be equipped with guards of honor.This is already a very rare thing, so many came out at once, and none of the old people who came to Kangxi Dynasty had opened their eyes so much.Wang Lian took the eunuchs out to the palace, and let them go to Zhengyangmen to arrange seats for the ceremony in the city. He stayed behind and stood in front of the Yudai Bridge in the middle of the Jinshui River. Pulling the drake's throat, he shouted loudly:
"kneel!"
Eighteen elephant slaves listened to the order and pressed their hands on the elephant's neck—this is how many times they have practiced.Those beasts wrapped in silk all over their bodies bent their front hooves and lowered their hind legs and lay down on the ground.Immediately there was a sound of admiration around.While watching the elephant slaves move, each one would feed the elephant a piece of cut sugar cane. The elephant's trunk rolled up into a bowl and the thick sugar cane stretched freely to eat.There was a young elephant that couldn't be tamed enough, its trunk played with the foot-long cane stick playfully against the pillar, and refused to send it to its mouth.The elephant slave raised his whip, but this guy was not afraid, he swung his nose and swept the elephant slave away.He stood up, stared and swung his whip angrily. The elephant had already filled its mouth with sugarcane and began to chew it with relish, which made the crowd watching from a distance burst into laughter.
It was so lively that the eyes were dazzled, Danbi was very happy, and the thunder and thunder were approaching. The first sixty-four dragon flags were held by the wrestlers, and then fifty-four umbrellas fluttered out of the city. Pure purple, miscellaneous brilliant colors, leopard-tailed guns, and dragon-headed poles stand tall and mixed, making people dazzled.信幡红旗导引着，又是羽葆如林，从门中涌出，七尺宝扇上一面面都写得有字：“教孝表节”“明刑粥教”“行庆施惠”“褒功怀远”。四葆在前，接着“振武”“敷文”“纳言”“进善”随后，四金节、四仪锽氅、四黄麾、八旗大纛、羽林大纛、前锋大纛、五色金龙纛，旌麾蔽天而过，什么仪凤、翔鸾、仙鹤、孔雀、黄鹄，白雉、赤乌、华虫、振鹭、鸣鸢，种种祥禽；游鳞、彩狮、白泽、角端、赤熊、黄熊、辟邪、犀牛、天马、天鹿，诸多灵兽都绘在片金青旗上，招招摇摇，浩浩荡荡，从***涌出。前头已到正阳门，后头还在无休无止地向外涌流。直到六十四名乾清门侍卫金盔银甲，挎刀骑马，威风凛凛，蹄声叮叮踏石过道，后边无数太监拥着黄络龙舆，车轮碾石，辚辚有声，渐出城门。有年纪见过世面的人都知道天子车驾已到——此刻万众睽目，都是眼花缭乱，人们已是看傻了，不知那里是北。待到车驾出来，尽显于***玉带桥南，人们才看清，一顶六尺高的龙辇，上遮九龙华盖，玉座方轸，正中坐着白发苍苍满面慈祥笑容的“圣母”皇太后。旁边侍立一人，头戴中毛熏貂珍珠珠顶冠，江牙海水瑞罩披肩下，石青缂丝面貂皮金龙褂子，外套着黄缂丝二色金面黑狐欣金龙袍，瑞罩下微露半边珍珠朝珠，一条束金镶碧玡瑶线钮带，斜露在龙褂外边，瓜子脸，弯月眉，三角星眸微微带笑，三络长髯垂在胸前，虽然已是年过六十的老人，渊亭岳峙站在舆轸中，精神气象看去不过五十。一手扶着挡栏，一手执着中栉站在车中，时而向车外招手致意，时而又俯身和太后说笑着什么——人们便知，这就是御极天下垂裳而治四十年的“当今”——乾隆皇帝了。顷刻之间，一片山呼海啸般的欢呼腾跃而起：
“乾隆皇帝万岁，万万岁！”
“皇太后老佛爷千岁，千千岁！”
大约从来没有从紫禁城正门出来观过礼，太后东眺西望，只见广袤的东西长安街面上人山人海跪在皇道两边，像大片倒伏了的麦田俯跪下去，听着响彻云霄的欢呼声，显得有点兴奋，孩子般地笑着，眼中闪着惊喜的光芒，手扶着挡栏叹道：“太监们整日说'去了一趟内城'，内城原来这么大！这么宽敞的！我老婆子今儿也算开了眼了！”因人众欢呼声浪太大，乾隆听不清母亲说什么话，俯身凑近了，听太后道：“……好开心！我比圣祖爷跟前的老太妃，还有先帝爷跟前的老姐妹们都有福。自打康熙六十年随先帝上过一回五凤楼，那个场面儿也不及这个的……皇帝，这是你给娘挣的体面！”
“是！”乾隆陪笑道，“这是您老洪福齐天，累世积德行善的果报……”说完，又直起身子招手。
太后含笑点头，四周瞭望着，又说了句什么，乾隆又俯身听。太后却道：“这些人都这么忠爱君恩，感沐皇化，该赏点什么才好。只是人太多了，怕……”“不干碍的。”乾隆笑道，“儿子叫阿桂去办。”说着转身下了车轸边的小梯子。阿桂骑着马就紧随在步辇后边，见乾隆招手，双腿一夹马肚子，几步赶了上来，垂鞭拱袖，听乾隆说道：“太后懿旨，要赏这些百姓。你来办。新制的乾隆制钱预备的有没有？”
“奴才遵旨，遵大后的懿旨！”阿桂笑着揖手，说道：“原来预备的到正阳门灯会上赏的，十万小串（一百文一小串）制钱。这里人都跪下了，好办——不然要挤坏人的——可这样到灯会散时候就没钱了，要不要叫礼部再提些钱来？”
乾隆笑着说道：“你瞧着办，总之要办得高兴，不要挤死了人。”说着转身拾级又上了舆顶方轸。阿桂便急招手，叫李侍尧和郭志强上来，说了太后懿旨的事。
两个人一听都愣住了：一条街两边人挤人人垛人，赏钱还不许挤死人，这怎么弄？李侍尧却是心思极清明，略一怔急急说道：“桂中堂，请车驾略慢一点走，老郭带顺天府的人两头封路，我这头传懿旨，叫顺天府的衙役编队领赏。人群不能乱，一乱非死人不可！”阿桂笑道：“你是个角色，皇上有便宜行事的旨。就这么办——要规矩，不要乱——这里的人分钱分到半夜了，外城人少这么多，警备也稍松和一点……”说着打马往前来寻王廉。王廉便命一百零八名随舆太监：“压着些步子，跟我后边慢走！”那舆辇顿时慢了下来，李侍尧远远见郭志强已到衙役群中布置，打马一跃，径至御辇前头，众目睽睽中从容下骑，先向御辇行了三拜九叩大礼，才转身面向南方。一片热闹得开锅稀粥般的人群渐次安静下来，听李侍尧高声布达：
“奉皇上圣谕，遵皇太后老佛爷懿旨，今日皇辇前迎驾人等，皆我大清忠诚良实子民，无论男女老幼，皆有赏赉。着顺天府依次分发赏钱——钦此！”
本来凝重的空气，仿佛又被什么无形的东西压缩了一下，又猛地膨胀开来。不知是谁带头声嘶力竭大叫一声“皇上万岁！太后千岁，千千岁！”接着又是一静，随即便是山崩地裂价一片狂呼：“万岁万万岁，千岁千千岁！”人们似乎一下子着了魔，全都晕了，醉了，疯了，跪在那里，有的捶胸挺身踢腿，有的抽羊角疯价激动得浑身哆嗦，喊得满嘴白沫，念佛的，叫天爷的，喊皇恩的，都是歇斯底里红头涨脸叫起来。
一片欢呼鼓腾的喧闹潮啸之中，御辇缓缓行驶到正阳门北，这里是纪昀、于敏中领率百官迎驾。北面是呼声如浪如潮阵阵涌来，百官群却是一片雍穆熙和之气。细细的鼓乐声中，畅音阁的供奉们在礼部司官指挥下曼声吟唱：
祥云丽九天，丹陛欢承圣母前。寿恺祝洪延，垂裕绵长纪万千。宝鼎袅香烟，双壁合，五珠联。雅乐叶官悬，恩泽音，福畴全。……彩仪导丹骈，韶咸乐奏八风宣。官花绕御篷，镂槛文墀展细旃。璆佩拜仪虔，慈颜煦，曼福骈。山呼遍九埏，元正月，万斯年……
群臣高呼拜跪中，乾隆扶着母亲含笑受礼，却也不再多说什么话，只吩咐“赏筵”，又躬身请道：“老佛爷，您还是乘轿上城，这箭楼也老高的。”太后笑道：“我能上去，不用轿。下头办事人都在这里，你甭照料我。”说着便登城。乾隆到底还是搀着母亲上了城，安置在围幕屏中歇坐了，才下城楼和臣子欢宴。一切仪礼席面都有规矩，也不必细述。
满城喧闹，锣鼓爆仗声中，天色暗了下去。雪花悄无声息地在晦色冥冥中散散荡荡飘落下来。正阳门箭楼内因要防风，所有窗洞都用毡封得严严实实，里头正楹大厅是太后和皇帝皇后的驻驾宴息处，中间围幕隔着，西边是贵妃、嫔御共处一室，东边隔起全用竹编屏凤，里头都是杂物，什么茶具器皿随用点心果品、应急药物之类，垛了有寻常房子来高。太监太医都在这边听支使。阿桂在外边平台上，和纪昀、于敏中三个人另搭一间席棚，这也就是临时的军机房了，负责一切灯市灯会提调事宜。里头尽自也生着大盆子炭火，只城上瞭高风大，向火的一面暖，背上重裘还是觉得纸一样薄。阿桂出去巡视一遭回来，见纪昀和于敏中一人手里捧着杯热茶，坐了个背对背，不禁笑道：“你们这弄的哪一出儿？反贴门神，不对脸儿么？”说着搓手烤火。
二人这才笑着转过身来，纪昀说道：“老于架子大，不和我这凡人说话，这么冷冰冰对坐着无味，不如转圈儿烤着暖和。”于敏中说道：“是你先转脸的，倒说我？——外头雪下大了么？”
“雪不大，飘零儿丢星的，雪片子不小。”阿桂笑嘻嘻地提起炭盆子上偎着的水壶，也倒了一杯暖手，说道：“我方才出去看了看，下头灯都点起来了，倒显得城楼上头暗了些。又加了六十四盏灯，都挡在窗口处，没的看着一个一个黑洞，不好看相。”又笑道：“同是一场雪，冷暖味不同，喜乐各自别哟！二位向着火还叫冷，角楼旁边执戈挺戟，风地里站的兵怎么办？还有海兰察、兆惠怎么办？我小时就听人说笑，说皇帝、大臣、财主、讨饭的联诗。皇帝说'大雪纷飞落地'，大臣忙就跟上，'这是皇家瑞气'，财主捧手炉子喝暖酒，说'下它三年何妨？'那叫化子就骂财主'放你妈的屁'！”
二人听了哈哈大笑，纪昀笑道：“最后一句少了一个字。”阿桂道：“那就再加一个字一一'放你妈的狗屁'！”于敏中正要说话，见王廉走来，便道：“皇上叫进呢，咱们别放狗屁了。”说罢三人起身，联袂而入
Notes: 中“泽无水”一句。
Notes: 中“泽无水”一句。