Chapter 44 Li Ru: drying eggs

Li Ru is a bad boy who likes to play tricks. But he was born thin and small, and his family was poor. He lived alone and had no status in the village.So once the prank is discovered, it will inevitably be beaten up.Before the beating was over, he was stripped naked and left to dry in the hot sun.People in the village jokingly called it sun-dried eggs.Li Ru didn't think he was at fault, but felt that the villagers were bullying him in partnership.Say it harshly, one day I will make a fortune, and I will also expose your eggs. Li Ru wants to make a fortune.This fortune is not an ordinary fortune, but a great ambition.

His ambition is to be an official in the court.Small officials still look down on them, so if they want to do it, they will make it big.How big?prime minister. Li Ru is very talented.If such people follow the right path, it will benefit the society, but if they follow the crooked path, countless people will suffer. Li Ru knew that with his status, it was very difficult to get in touch with the prime minister, and it was simply impossible with normal channels.Fortunately, the world was in chaos at that time, and the princes separated their regimes.Li Ru thought, there is an opportunity for heroes to emerge in troubled times.Just in time, he met Dong Zhuo.

Li Ru thought, it's him, lock it! At that time, Dong Zhuo did not go to Beijing, nor did he become the governor of Xiliang.The territory is small and there are not many soldiers.He really needs the assistance of talents like Li Ru to expand his strength.The two hit it off and decided to start a business together. Li Ru's ingenuity has a place to use.He planned for Dong Zhuo. Before long, Dong Zhuo made use of his good relationship with Xiqiang to make great contributions to the imperial court and became the governor of Xiliang.Li Ru was appointed by Dong Zhuo as a general in the army.

Li Rukuo is gone.He remembered the scene when he was often teased by the villagers when he was a child, and wanted to take revenge. He brought some Xiliang Military Academy to his hometown village, arrested those who had bullied him in the past, took off his pants, and dried them in the sun on the southern slope. Li Ru was very happy, feeling the pleasure he had never had before. Play with me, huh, let your eggs die.Li Ru was very proud. Dong Zhuo felt a sense of accomplishment as the governor of Xiliang, drinking and having fun all day long.It's been a long time, and I'm a little tired.He asked Li Ru what could be more fun.

Li Ru said, yes, sun eggs. An awning was set up on the south slope outside the city, Dong Zhuo and others drank inside, and asked some prisoners to dry eggs outside. Dong Zhuo was very happy.He told Li Ru that he was content to play for today's sake. From then on, stick to one side, drink wine, dry eggs, how happy it is! Li Ru said, General, most people are satisfied with this position, but you can't. You should use Xiliang as your base, wait for the opportunity to enter Tuyuan, and go to the capital to see those high officials who are sun-dried. Dong Zhuo's mind was inflated by what he said.

Sure enough, soon there was an opportunity, He Jin asked Dong Zhuo to go to Beijing to punish the eunuchs, and Li Ru tried his best to persuade Dong Zhuo to go to Beijing. After entering Beijing, Dong Zhuo took control of the government, abolished the young emperor, established a new emperor, and became prime minister himself.Praise is not named, and the sword is on the temple, just like the standing emperor. Dong Zhuo said to Li Ru, all of this was planned for me by my husband.What do you want, I will give you what. Li Ru said, I don't want anything, I want you to be the emperor. Dong Zhuo said, that's not going to work, it's a treasonous thing, and you'll lose your head.

Li Ru said, in your position, you don’t have to be the emperor if you don’t want to. If you don’t become the emperor, someone will kill you. It’s better to be the emperor and have more power to protect yourself. Dong Zhuo said, then we can't go further.I'm too lazy to do it, you go plan it. Of course Li Ru had his own calculations. He thought that if Dong Zhuo became emperor, his long-term dream of prime minister would come true. Li Ru stepped up planning for Dong Zhuo to proclaim himself emperor. Dong Zhuo became the prime minister and did a lot of bad things. Many people in the court wanted to murder him to eliminate traitors for the country.Woof is one.Once when he was in court, Wu Fu had a sharp weapon hidden in his body. Taking advantage of Dong Zhuo's unpreparedness, he drew out the sharp weapon and stabbed Dong Zhuo straight.

Dong Zhuo was wearing soft armor, impenetrable with a knife.Dong Zhuo easily grabbed Wu Fu's arm, and with all his might, he threw Wu Fu down the hall.The warriors rushed forward and grabbed Wu Fu. Wu Fu was beheaded.This is not over yet, the dead body was stripped and thrown on the street, this is called violent corpse.According to the way Li Ru played when he was a child, it was called Sun Dan. Next, many ministers who opposed Dong Zhuo were murdered by Dong Zhuo and were brutally killed on the street. Seeing the scene of ministers being brutally killed on the street, Li Ru felt very happy and relieved his anger.

He didn't expect that with this approach, all the ministers in the DPRK and China would feel insecure and afraid of being "baked".They actively tried to get rid of Dong Zhuo to protect themselves.Soon, Situ Wangyun set up a series of tricks, and Dong Zhuo was stabbed to death by Lu Bu in front of the Zen altar. Li Ru was also caught and beheaded. Wang Yun felt that killing Dong Zhuo and Li Ru was not relieved, so he used his own way to treat his own body, and put their bodies naked on the street, where they were reviled by others. What Wang Yun didn't expect was that soon, Dong Zhuo's troops attacked Li Jue and Guo Si into Chang'an.Wang Yun was forced to commit suicide by jumping off a building.General Li Guoer felt that Wang Yun was too cheap, so he exposed Wang Yun's body on the street for three days.

When later generations mentioned Li Ru, they couldn't help sighing: This man was the first strategist to appear in the Three Kingdoms. , can be regarded as Jia Xu also.