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Chapter 25 Zhang Fei: Brilliant Peach Blossoms

Before meeting Liu Bei and Guan Yu, Zhang Fei had been working as a butcher in Taohuaju, Taohuazhuang, outside the city of Zhuojun.On a spring morning, Zhang Fei first inspected the slaughterhouse in the front yard for a week, then turned around and walked straight through the residence in the middle courtyard, and strode into the peach grove in the backyard like red rain and waves.Standing under the peach tree, he raised his head, his dark and clear face was pressed against a big gorgeous peach blossom, his eyes were as gentle as possible.All of a sudden, Zhang Fei made a strange cry, like the sound of thunder rolling over. In an instant, the flowers fell and the peach rain flew.After calling, Zhang Fei turned back to the front yard.

After a while, the wailing of the pigs came from the front yard one after another, which was extremely tragic. Several fat pigs waiting to be slaughtered are tied up in the slaughterhouse.Some of them lay obediently, and some shook their heads and tails from time to time, fighting for their fate of being slaughtered.On the chopping board, there was a fat pig being held down by two men.Zhang Fei had a steel knife dangling from his mouth, his air was cold, his eyes were fierce, and he looked like a different person from Taoyuan.Zhang Fei took a step closer, and the two men let go of their hands and stood on the hatchback.Zhang Fei stretched out his left hand, strangled the pig's lower lip, and scratched its throat with his right hand twice, and the pig immediately narrowed its eyes, pretending to be sleepy.Zhang Fei raised his hand to remove the steel knife from his mouth, and suddenly stabbed it into the pig's throat.The two men quickly approached and held the pig's head steady.Zhang Fei pulled out his hand, and the blood suddenly poured into the clay basin on the ground.

The bled and shaved white pigs were hung upside down on a beam on the side of the yard.With a knife in his hand, Zhang Fei opened his stomach and dissected his stomach. His internal organs were ripped out and thrown into a clear water basin.At this time, the sky was bright, and many villagers gathered to watch.Especially some children surrounded Zhang Fei, chirping like birds. "Uncle Zhang, give me the pee." The children shouted loudly, except for one child named Tudou who stood far behind the crowd and remained silent.Zhang Fei said, Tudou, you don't want to play.Potato said, yes.Zhang Fei said, why not?Potato said, I'm afraid you won't give it.Zhang Fei shook his hand, threw the urine foam in front of him, and said loudly, be bold!Uncle likes bold ones!Potato snatched the urine bubble, ran outside the courtyard, poured out the residual urine inside, inflated the urine bubble into a ball with his mouth, tied the mouth with a string, and threw it out.Several children immediately rushed over to kick.At this time, another child ran out of the yard blowing a urine bubble.For a while, there was a lot of laughter and laughter inside and outside the courtyard, which was very lively.

It was another spring day, and the peach blossoms in Peach Blossom House were in various forms.Zhang Fei decided to seal the butcher knife, leave here, and join the army with Uncle Liu Huang.Before leaving, Zhang Fei wanted to kill a few pigs and drink with his neighbors.The pigs were purchased from neighbors' homes, and there were no more pigs in Zhang Fei's pigsty.Zhang Fei stabbed the shining butcher's knife into the pig's throat, and heard the pig moan for the last time.When the pig body with pink luster was hung on the wooden frame of the slaughterhouse, Zhang Fei cut off one of the pig's urine bubbles, and turned around, only to find that the potato behind the crowd was full of tears.Zhang Fei asked strangely, Tudou, why are you crying?The potatoes didn't squeak.A child said, Uncle Zhang, he said this is his pig.Zhang Fei laughed and wanted to throw the urine foam to Tudou.Potato said, I don't want pee bubbles.Potato said again, I want your knife.Zhang Fei laughed loudly, and threw the steel knife in front of Tudou with a "dangling".Then I ordered the guys loudly to cut the pork into pieces and stew them in a big pot. Today, I will drink with my neighbors in a big bowl and eat meat in large pieces.

The banquet was held lively in Taoyuan.The table in the open space beside the peach grove was filled with large bowls of wine and meat, which were fragrant and steaming.Zhang Fei slowly turned his eyes away from the peach blossoms in the garden, and put his eyes on the neighbors.Zhang Fei left his seat with the wine jar in his arms, and he wanted to pour wine for his neighbors himself.When Zhang Fei came to a man, he first filled the man's bowl with wine, and then said, "Brother, Zhang Fei has been here for many years. He has slaughtered pigs and livestock on weekdays, which will inevitably disturb everyone's peace. I offer you a drink today, and I hope you don't refuse."The man stood up and waved his hands hastily: I don't drink alcohol in my life, so don't blame me.Zhang Fei laughed out loud, what did my brother say, there is no reason why a man should not drink alcohol, if he does not drink, he cannot forgive Zhang Fei.The man had no choice but to pick up the wine bowl.As soon as the bowl touched his lips, there was a violent cough.The embarrassment of the man caused a burst of laughter among the crowd.Amid the roar of laughter from the crowd, the man was even more embarrassed.At this time, the child sitting next to the man took the wine bowl and drank it down.Zhang Fei saw that it was potatoes.Zhang Fei laughed loudly, good!one more bowl.Potato raised his neck and ate another bowl.Zhang Fei picked up a piece of meat and passed it over, eat a piece of meat!The potato shook his head, I don't want to eat it.Zhang Fei stared, why?Potato said, I don't eat the meat from the pigs I feed.

Zhang Fei stared at the gleaming steel knife pinned to Tudou's waist. He was stunned for a moment, and then he laughed loudly. Good boy, uncle likes you, so join the army with uncle. As he said that, Zhang Fei swayed and picked up the wine jar and walked down.His face flushed very red, like a peach blossom. That night, Zhang Fei lay drunk in the peach grove.I didn't wake up until the next morning.Looking up, the peach blossoms have all fallen, leaving only bare branches, like withered hands, pointing directly at the sky. On a dark and windy night in a certain year of AD, Zhang Fei, the general of chariot riders of Han Dynasty and pioneer of conquering Wu, lay drunk in his big tent.The two generals came in quietly, and the leader pulled out a steel knife from his arms, and stabbed it forcefully along Zhang Fei's throat.Zhang Fei's eternal dream immediately presented a scene of peach blossoms in full bloom.Then, the man skillfully cut off Zhang Fei's head, held it in his hand, and walked out of the big tent proudly.

That person is the potato.But now he has a big name, called Fan Jiang. Fan Jiang scolded angrily, Zhang Fei, you stinking butcher!
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