Chapter 31 Chapter 31 Uncle Pei’s Head Is Really Worthy Wang Shichong Establishes the Great Zheng Kingdom

In order to grab Deputy Battalion Commander Pei's head and melon seeds, the enemy soldiers rushed forward. Some of them were wielding knives, and some of them were holding lances. Seeing that they were about to succeed, Cheng Yaojin killed them.Cheng Yaojin slashed and killed with a lance, shocking the enemy army. For a while, the arms and face of the enemy soldiers fighting for the front were covered in flesh and blood. Seeing the end of his comrade-in-arms, the soldier who followed behind had an epiphany and dared not come forward again.Cheng Yaojin had already reached Pei Xingyan's side, grabbed him, pulled him on the horse and carried him away.Although fierce, it was defeated.Facing the menacing Wang Shichong, Cheng Yaojin, who was at an absolute disadvantage, had to take Pei Xingyan to escape first, so their current posture was not as graceful as imagined.

Cheng Yaojin ran wildly immediately, but his crotch was not a bloody horse, but an ordinary horse.In the case of carrying two people, its speed is like a teletubbies.Knowing that Cheng Yaojin came on light cavalry from the enemy soldiers who were about to flee, he quickly chased after him.There is another person who has already chased after Cheng Yaojin's buttocks.He picked up the lance and stabbed Cheng Yaojin in the back.After he stopped drinking, the whole big lance was left on Cheng Yaojin's back. Cheng Yaojin was furious, he turned his head and slashed fiercely, broke the big lance, turned around and knocked down a few soldiers who were chasing him, only then did those people become timid again and dare not chase again.They escaped back to the camp smoothly, but at this time Cheng Yaojin was still biting half of a lance on his back.With such bravery, how can it not make people feel afraid?

However, in a subsequent war, Wang Shichong cheated and defeated Li Mijun.The two fierce generals Qin Shubao and Cheng Yaojin also returned to Wang Shichong's banner and became subordinates of this former enemy.Everyone loves talents, and Wang Shichong treated Cheng Yaojin and Qin Shubao very preferentially, which eased their hearts a little. Wang Shangshu worked very hard, planned, discussed, and studied in order to achieve the effect of being a government official like Duke Zhou.Everyone has shortcomings, but Wang Shichong's shortcoming is a fatal one.He doesn't have the ability to sort out and summarize, so those old and new accounts of the memorabilia piled up in the end.Even if it is a god, it is estimated that after working for a long time, it is impossible to sort out the clues.After a lot of hard work, Wang Shichong no longer had the heart to deal with it, so he had to let it go.

Wang Shichong very much hoped that he could be a good officer who would advise and advise. He tolerated the opinions and dissatisfaction of many people. The busy government affairs made his body almost collapsed, but he still tolerated those presumptuous literati and military generals as always.Only this time, the actions of Lao Cheng and Lao Qin deeply hurt him. Wang Shichong wants to fight Li Yuan. He led the army to confront the Tang army in Jiuqu. Seeing the formation on the opposite side, he laughed and asked his subordinates: "Who dares to fight?" Look, it was Comrade Cheng Yaojin, who was overjoyed and ordered to lead the army to attack.Then, Comrade Qin Shubao responded to Cheng Yaojin and expressed his willingness to fight against the Tang army with General Cheng.

Shichong was happy again and agreed.Question: "Two generals, how many troops do you need?" Cheng Yaojin said: "It only needs to take a few dozen rides under the account." Wang Shichong didn't have a brain, and said directly: "Okay, wait for your triumphant return!" In the spring breeze, on the battlefield, dozens of people rode horses and slowly marched forward, walking in front of Tang Jun.Wang Shichong originally thought that the Tang army would send a considerable number of people to fight with his two fierce generals, but after waiting for a few seconds, the Tang army still stood there without moving.Wang Shichong's throat was a little dry, as if there were a few strands of wool stuck in it, he stretched his neck to look.

While he was observing carefully, a miracle happened. Those dozens of people suddenly jumped off the horse, rushed towards Tang Jun with their buttocks, and rushed their heads towards themselves, and then bowed three times.Wang Shichong was confused, thinking that they were collectively hysterical, but half a second later, two words popped out of his head: Betrayal! Ten seconds later, Wang Shichong heard Qin Shubao's high-spirited shout: "Your Majesty took us well, and the three bows just now were considered our apology. We should have followed the Majesty, but you like to be suspicious and listen to slander. I'm going to fight you. Please forgive me!" Wang Shichong never thought that his kind-hearted subordinate would say that he likes to be jealous and listens to slander.

It is tolerable, what is unbearable! In order to express his anger, Wang Shichong took the rein and immediately scolded Qin and Cheng for being ungrateful.Cursing, that's all, because he didn't dare to move forward either.Before rebelling, Cheng Yaojin once said to Qin Shubao: "Wang Shi has a small amount of energy and likes to talk nonsense, just like an old woman, he can't calm down the world at all!" Lying, like a curse, this is the ear of the old witch, how can you set things right!)” In fact, this is a true portrayal of Wang Shichong's character. Now, Qin Shubao and Cheng Yaojin have become Li Yuan's subordinates.Li Yuan assigned the two to Li Shimin. Li Shimin, who was thirsty for talents, took Qin Shubao as the commander of the horse army and Cheng Yaojin as the left three commanders, and gave them many rewards.Wang Shichong is not mean to others, others betrayed him because of his bad character.Just after Qin Cheng and his wife deceived Wang Shichong, what followed was even greater loss.

Just after the arrangements were made, another group of generals came from Wang Shichong's camp.Those who came were all very capable, and they were all fierce generals under Wang Shichong's command. The most famous ones were Li Junxian, a hussar, and Tian Liu'an, the general who conquered the South.The general's rebellion dealt a huge blow to Wang Shichong, but he did not give up his dream of becoming Yao, Shun and Yu. The persistent Wang Shichong interviewed the petitioners as diligently as the day the regulation was promulgated just now.Many people have been moved by this, but only a few people understand what Wang Shichong did for.Fame, that is necessary, but not the purpose, his purpose is only one:

throne. Anyone who wants to ascend to the throne must want to have political achievements and praise before.Wang Shichong strictly implemented the plan and got the praises. Unfortunately, he was confused to a certain extent, which made people very disappointed.The most confused thing about him is that he likes to hold meetings, which are held all day long, so that all the officials have to take a nap.Also, his meetings are simply bullshit. First of all, Wang Shichong will determine today's topic.Then, everyone discusses this topic.Discussing and discussing, how to strengthen the defense work will lead to the question of what should the soldiers do without cloth shoes (of course it was guided by Wang Shichong).Before discussing the upgraded version of nonsense, everyone has to study it several times for a bigger matter (repeated words).There is nothing wrong with doing more research, the fault is that he never has a conclusion, and he never makes a conclusion.After such a long meeting, in the end there was nothing, not even a hair.

Most of the time, Wang Shichong's meeting was held from five o'clock in the morning to twelve sixty noon, which made everyone very upset.Someone suggested: "Mr. Wang, you discussed too many trivial things in the meeting, can you just talk about the main points, and let our subordinates discuss those trivial things in detail later?" Wang Shichong replied: "Well, your opinion is very good, I will pay attention to it tomorrow!" The discussion on the second day was still nonsense.Regarding this, Sima Guang sighed: "Wang Shichong has such a personality, what can you do?"

Nothing can stop Wang Shi from becoming the emperor, not even his own shortcomings. One day, Huan Fasi, a shameless Taoist priest, came to Wang Shichong.According to him, when he was meditating in a Taoist temple, a book from heaven suddenly fell from the sky.Spread it out and see that there is a prophecy on the picture, which is called "Confucius's Closed House".Afterwards, Huan Fasi took out the painting.In the painting, a farmer is herding a flock of sheep and holding a bamboo pole. After Wang Shichong read it, he felt very puzzled, so he asked what he meant.Huan Fasi explained: "In the picture, a shepherd is holding a pole to drive away the flock of sheep. This is a hint from heaven." : "One dry, drive the sheep. The first half is a group of characters, and the second half is Xiaoyi." Wang Shichong understood, and he smiled. Once you do it, you will be king; if you drive sheep, you will drive Yang. Wang Shichong was very happy and praised Huan Fasi verbally.Huan Fasi was happy to see Wang Xiangguo, and knowing that his plan had succeeded, he devoted himself to the work of counterfeiting.When Wang Xiangguo saw that this person was serious about his work, he immediately expressed his intention to make him an official and a noble.Later, Huan Fasi presented two classic Taoist articles, "Zhuangzi Human World" and "De Chongfu".Wang Shichong is a smart man, this time, without Huan Fasi talking too much, he understood the truth.If you read the two words together in the titles of these two articles, you will call out the name of the future emperor-Shichong. Since both Confucius and Zhuangzi said that Wang Shichong is qualified to be emperor, if he refuses, it would be to refute the saint's face.Wang Shichong held "Confucius's Closed House", "Zhuangzi's World" and "Dechong Talisman" in his hands. When he was happy, he immediately appointed Huan Fasi as an advising doctor, in charge of discussions.Huan Fasi was ordered to work harder. One day, Wang Xiangguo, who was working hard after burning the sun, saw a group of people coming to the hall.Taking a closer look, Huan Fasi, the admonisher, led the way to the hall, and when he came up, he knelt down for himself.They asked Wang Shichong to ascend the throne, but Wang Shichong declined.Then, they wailed and howled for a while, saying that if Xiangguo does not ascend the throne, we will have no answer to the people of the world, and we are also worried about our future. Wang Shichong smiled awkwardly and said: "How can Shichong dare to compare with Duke Zhou." However, he couldn't stop it.Under the strong request of Huan Fasi and others, everyone kowtowed and beat garlic and rolled around begging to be enthroned.It's almost like saying that if Wang Shichong didn't become the emperor, they would hang him in front of Xiangguo's mansion on a dark and windy night. Wang Shichong was terrified, but in desperation, he accepted everyone's persuasion and prepared to ascend the throne. Ascension to the throne is a very troublesome literary drama. Wang Shichong organized a large number of people to conduct an elaborate rehearsal. The first is to collect all kinds of birds in the Eastern Capital, and the requirements are: live and able to fly.Afterwards, he asked people to tie brocade books around the necks of the birds, let all the birds fly, and ordered the people to say: "Whoever catches the bird will be crowned an official title." As a result, a rare scene occurred in Luoyang City and its surrounding counties.Everyone went out one after another, looked up at the sky at 135°, held a slingshot, and waited for the little bird at any time.Regarding this kind of thing, Wang Shichong changed his old style of saying that it couldn't be done, and really conferred official titles on everyone who sent the brocade book.Once this incident broke out, Wang Shichong's reputation became even bigger, but this was just a rehearsal for track one. What follows is track two. Duan Da and Yun Dingxing found Emperor Yang Tong and said to him: "Your Majesty, the world is impermanent. Now Wang Xiangguo has done a lot of good deeds and won the support of the people. We hope that Your Majesty can learn from Tang and Tang Dynasty. The abdication system of Yu (Yao, Shun) abdicated the country to the Prime Minister!" Yang Tong was stunned and said: "The world is the world of Gao Zu (Yang Jian), and it will also change because of the virtue of the king of a country. If the virtues of the Sui Dynasty change, I believe that we will be able to regain our strength. I will work hard and be diligent. , you let me abdicate now, how can I abdicate? You are all old ministers of the previous dynasty. I am very sad when you suddenly said these words to me today. I originally held hope, but now you let me have no reason to live ?” Duan Da, Yun Dingxing and the others all shed tears. After all, Yang Tong is a very good leader, so I feel sorry for him.However, crying is crying, and things have to be done. Facing the wool-mouthed Wang Shichong, Yang Tong compromised.This leads to the third play: Wang Shichong has always respected Huang Taizhu very much, and his words are very polite.After listening to Duan Da and Yun Dingxing's reports, he sent someone to convey his thoughts to Emperor Taizhu.Its content is roughly as follows: "Your Majesty, please rest assured that you are still too young to take on the important task of fighting and charging. The important task of revitalizing our royal family in the Sui Dynasty is left to this group of vulgar people! Your Majesty has the same virtues as Yao and Shun, so naturally will abdication Get the admiration of future generations." After listening to the messenger's words, Yang Tong was expressionless, and the messenger continued: "You can rest assured, after the world settles down, Xiangguo will give you the throne!" Although he doesn’t have the virtues of Yao and Shun, but he still wants to be like the sage, and he cares about the country and the people, so the position should be passed on to him first.” The imperial edict also came down. Wang Shichong was shocked when he heard it, and he refused to accept it because he expressed his lack of ability.After resigning three times, everyone was so hungry in the end, Wang Shichong gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and said, "It's agreed, when we reach Chang'an, I will give up the throne to Your Majesty!" In this way, Wang Shichong, who was shy with an old face, came to the throne. On the seventh day of April in the second year of Tang Wude (619), on Black Friday, Wang Shichong ascended the throne, with the country name Dazheng.On the eighth day of the fourth lunar month, the Yuan Dynasty was changed and the world was amnesty. Cheng Yaojin: I saved your life, how are you going to thank me? Pei Xingyan: Draw a circle to curse you.