Chapter 50 Chapter Fifty

Money is still not enough. Wu Sansi still has a very good idea. He proposed to let the people donate money.After all, the affairs of the country are personal affairs. You have eaten and drank the country's food since you were a child, and now you contribute to the country, you just contribute, contribute some living expenses, can you still starve to death?However, Wu Zetian did not agree to search for money, but agreed to confiscate all the folk farm tools and smelt them into iron, which was used to infuse the Great Zhou Dynasty with the praise of heaven and earth. Wu Sansi got the order, and vowed to complete the task with quality and quantity, even if it was bad, it would not be unfinished!

This year, the folks lost their farm tools, and farm work was stranded.What to do in the future is a matter for the future. In short, if Wu Sansi wants to express himself, you must let him perform well to show support. Tianshu still made it, and there are words engraved on the pillar, mainly telling the greatness of Wu family and the crime of Li family, and promoting light and justice.On the first day of the first lunar month of the first year of Long Live Tianzhu (AD 695), Wu Zetian added the title "Emperor of the Cishi Yuegu Golden Wheel Holy God", amnesty the world, and changed Yuan Zhengsheng.

The so-called Cishi is Maitreya Buddha, who has become Wu Zetian in this world.The so-called sanctification means to verify that she is indeed holy, that is to say, Wu Zetian is indeed holy.So, at this moment, Comrade Maitreya Buddha made a big joke on Wu Zetian—he set Ming Tang on fire. Because the heaven covering the god statue to the north of Mingtang is too high, there was a strong wind that day, and the storm hit, and it was blown down directly.Engineering director Xue Huaiyi, in line with the principle of not being impatient and asking for money when in trouble, refurbished it.The great master is merciful. During the remedial period, he never forgets to save all sentient beings. He often gathers the ladies to teach the scriptures, and brings ten carts of good money along the way to scatter among them.

Watching women rob money like mad dogs, and get bloody, is Master Huaiyi's greatest hobby. After the robbing, people often fell into a pool of blood.But Huai Yi likes to do this. He told others that he really hates entering the palace.Therefore, he usually hides in the White Horse Temple during the day or on the construction site, hanging out with thousands of ruffians he has shaved.He can enter the palace if he wants to, and he can't enter if he doesn't want to. Finally, his performance made Shi Yushi Zhou Ju couldn't stand it anymore. Zhou Ju suspected that Xue Huaiyi had a conspiracy and begged Wu Zetian to investigate him.

Wu Zetian said: "Aiqing will retreat for the time being, I will call him right away!" So Zhou Ju hid first.After about a few cups of tea, Master Huaiyi arrived on horseback.The comrade wore a flowing monk's robe, with his arms open, got off his horse, and without saying a word, walked up the steps to Wu Zetian's bedroom.He muttered some angry words first, then lay down on the bed with his stomach exposed and fell asleep soundly. Wu Zetian was not in the bedroom, but Zhou Ju was. Zhou Ju came out immediately and asked the guards to arrest Xue Huaiyi.Master Huaiyi didn't pay attention to a little censor at all. Seeing Zhou Ju standing there for someone to arrest him, he jumped up, without saying a word, went out swaggeringly and rode back to the temple.After listening to Zhou Ju's description, Wu Zetian comforted him, "This Taoist is sick, so it's better not to ask him. The monks he ordained will be handed over to you!"

A few days later, more than a thousand hooligans in the White Horse Temple were exiled to Yuanzhou. Master Huaiyi was very angry, but he was determined to learn Wu Zetian's spirit and create a god for himself.On that day, when the Uncovered Meeting was held, he asked the laborers to dig the ground, and they dug for a long time. It was seventeen or eight meters deep.When everyone was puzzled, Xue Huaiyi suddenly ordered to pull something out like a neurotic. Amidst the amazement of everyone, a Buddha statue was pulled out. Pull again, another one. Master Huaiyi said: "This is coming out of the ground!"

Everyone was amazed again. I doubt Master Huaiyi's IQ very much. After this incident, he ordered many cattle to be killed, bled the cattle, and painted a giant image of more than two hundred feet with the blood of the cattle.A few days later, this picture was hung in the south of the bridge in Tianjin, attracting crowds to watch, and Master Huaiyi set up a fast here.According to the reflections of the onlookers, those guarding the image have been clamoring that this is the merit of Master Huaiyi, who cut his knee and drew it with blood.The crowd shouted wonders, and secretly scolded Xue Huaiyi.This guy is really joking about everyone's IQ, even if you are skinned alive, how can you have so much blood? !

There is indeed a problem with Master Huaiyi's IQ.Wu Zetian recently neglected him, and he was very sad. In order to attract Wu Zetian's attention, he sent someone to investigate.The facts are clear and the evidence is conclusive. The imperial doctor Shen Nanliao, male, is very young, good at keeping in good health, handsome, and makes Wu Zetian very happy.Xue Huaiyi was jealous. He felt that Wu Zetian had betrayed him, and there was nothing good for a woman!Do you know what it's like for an arrogant man to be betrayed by a woman? Only Xue Huaiyi knew that the mage was angry. That night, he sneaked to heaven and set fire to heaven.Yes, you read that right, the most magnificent building in the world was burned by Xue Huaiyi just like that.It can be seen that Tiantang and Mingtang will never be designed and presided over by him, because there is no designer who does not take his favorite work seriously.

That night, the wind was strong, and the fire was connected from heaven to Mingtang, illuminating Luoyang City like daytime, and the red flames went straight to the heaven.The storm agitated the fire and burned everything completely, and the portrait of ox blood was torn into hundreds of pieces by the wind.At night, the whole city mobilized and made a noise. When Wu Zetian heard about it, she was very angry, but she held a meeting immediately. She could only say that the fire was caused by the workers burning the linen by mistake.With such a boyfriend, Wu Zetian even has the heart to kill him.

The burning of Mingtang made Wu Zetian realize the reality. She ordered to speak frankly that some people were still flattering.It is said that when Maitreya Buddha became a Buddha, demons burned down the Heavenly Palace. This is the same as Wu Zetian's experience. Isn't it enough to prove that the emperor is Maitreya Buddha? Tong Shiren Pang Min commented: Shit! On the first day of February, there was a solar eclipse. Wu Zetian was uneasy, but Xue Huaiyi was dissatisfied. Wu Zetian chose more than a hundred strong palace ladies to guard against Xue Huaiyi behind his back (for fear of his assassination).Xue Huaiyi discovered that those people who used to be respectful to him have become so neither humble nor overbearing. Those guys who lick hemorrhoids instantly are really cold-blooded.

A few days later, he walked under the tree in front of Yaoguang Hall.He saw Jianchang Wang Wu Youning, and Wu Youning led several guards to greet him. "Wu Youning, what are you, you don't even say hello when you see me!" With a wave of Wu Youning's hand, several strong men quickly surrounded Xue Huaiyi and beat him up. After a while, Xue Huaiyi died of anger (it is also said that Wu Zetian sent a hundred and eighty strong women to beat Master Huaiyi to death. Not necessarily as a weapon).Xue Huaiyi's body was sent back to the White Horse Temple, filled into the crematorium and burned to ashes, mixed with mud to build a pagoda. The soul of the mage tower was crying, "Where is Wu Chengsi? Seeing a crowd fighting, why don't you come and save me?" In this regard, Wu Chengsi said that it is a bit embarrassing to start a fight between acquaintances, so after discussing, let Wu Youning Go kill you, I will spare you! A few days later, Wu Zetian also figured out where she had gone too far, and she removed "Ci Shi Yue Gu" from her title. Master Huaiyi's death is useless. There is no military strategist in the court who makes the enemy fearful, so he can only use the second-line lieutenant Wang Xiaojie, because he followed General Xue Huaiyi to fight the Turks and made great achievements (although he didn't even touch a hair of the enemy).But this time, he was assigned to the Tubo battlefield. Wang Xiaojie's experience is very special. He followed Liu Shenli to attack Tubo and was captured. Liu Shenli died of illness, but he lived a happy life.The Tubo people love him, respect him, respect him, and praise him. Wang Xiaojie has become the idol of the Tubo people.All of this, why? Tubo Zanpu Chidusong met Wang Xiaojie. Chi Dusong's eyes flashed brightly, and suddenly he burst into tears. The generals of the Tang Dynasty were astonished, "When you came to Tubo Zanpu, you saw that Wang Xiaojie was unhappy, but why are you crying here?" But seeing Chi Dusong slowly raised his fingers, holding the air in his hands, tears streaming down his face, he called out affectionately: "Father." Everyone was shocked, thinking that Zanpu had mental problems.History has proved that Zanpu is very normal, Comrade Wang Xiaojie really looks too much like his father.Chidusong's father is Mansong Mangtsan, his grandfather Gongri Gontsan, and his grandfather Songtsan Gampo.Wang Xiaojie looks so much like Mansong Mangzan that the Tubo court thought he was the living king.Zanpu will definitely agree to whatever request Wang Xiaojie has.So, he asked to go back to Tang (Zhou). Chidu rolled on the ground and wailed loudly, not wanting Wang Xiaojie to go. Wang Xiaojie rolled all over the floor, crying loudly, insisting that Chidu let go. Seeing Wang Xiaojie crying so much, the very filial Chidu relented and sent someone to escort him back to Luoyang.In this way, a second-line general who knew everything about Tubo became a first-class marshal who fought in all directions. At this time, Tang Xiujing, the governor of Xizhou, made a request to take back the four towns of Kucha, Khotan, Shule, and Suiye. Wu Zetian ordered Wang Xiaojie to be the general manager of the Wuwei Army, and went to the battlefield with Zuo Wuwei General Ashina Zhongjie to drive out the Tubo garrison.Wang Xiaojie, a general who lived in Tubo for more than ten years, killed Tubo so hard that he could not find the north. Before Tubo made any counterattacks, the Tang army (sorry, I am used to the name) had entered the four towns of Anxi and reoccupied the Western Regions. Vast area.Lou Shide followed closely and was assigned to the Heyuan area, where he once again became the camp ambassador of Heyuan and other military inspection schools. In February of the first year of Yanzai (AD 694), Wang Xiaojie, the general manager of Wuwei Dao, went out again and defeated more than 60,000 Tubo and Turkic allied forces (more than 30,000 each) in the mountains. On the same day, Han Sizhong, the guardian of Suiye, defeated more than 10,000 people including Mushu Qijin (a certain Turkic tribe). Congratulations, comrades! "Celebrate?" Wang Xiaojie was furious, "How do you want us to celebrate?" "……What's wrong?" "Where's the military pay? Where's the food? Where's the equipment? Is there any luggage?" "what happened?" "The Archmage and the King of Liang (Wu Sansi) spent all the money. They didn't have money to do things. Later, they used farm tools to smelt iron, and the rice was gone. The soldiers are winning battles outside. You can't always let us drink the northwest wind, right? "When Lou Shide went to camp in Heyuan, he couldn't quench his thirst in the long distance, and if he didn't bring out food, the army would either mutiny or disband on the spot, waiting for the Turks and Tubo to seize the land they had just regained. "Then," Wu Zetian said, "Prime Ministers, hurry up and think of a way, or it will be over!" Prime Minister Doulu Qinwang, the former clapping party has always been controlled by Li Zhaode, and now Li Zhaode has left, he has become the boss.He decided to do a big thing, so he summoned all the officials and announced his plan: there is still food in the folks, but it is a bit expensive, and the only way now is to let the officials of the ninth rank and above donate their own food for two months. Salary (salary) provides military pay and purchases food. All the officials objected collectively, because before coming to the meeting, Dou Lu Qinwang only said that there was something urgent, but he didn't expect that he came to ask for money.Supplementary Wang Qiuli (an official of Bapin in Beijing) was the first to express his objection, "Duke Ming's salary is high, and he doesn't need anything. It's okay to contribute two months' salary. With a monthly salary, I can only go to drink the Northwest Wind. Mr. Ming is caring, we can watch!" "Humble job and poverty, why didn't Mr. Ming tell us in advance, and tricked us into donating here!" Doulu Chin Wang straightened his posture, worshiped the Supplement, and delivered a speech in a righteous manner, severely reprimanding Wang Qiuli for his despicable and unpatriotic behavior.Hundreds of officials spoke one after another, all of them refused to donate money, because everyone knew that the imperial court was rich, so they should not say that one side is in trouble, and all parties support it. The next day, the court meeting. Dou Luqin looked forward to playing, saying that the officials of the ninth rank and above agreed to give up their families to take care of everyone, donate money and materials, so that our army can have food and drink. Wu Zetian was very happy. Wang Qiuli stood up and said, "Your Majesty is rich all over the world, and the military has a lot of reserves. How can you bully our ninth-rank officials now, and use the money from your own life to support the army!" Wu Zetian blushed, but no one could see it. The maids who served her couldn't see it.The 70-year-old Wu Zetian, because she is very good at dressing up on weekdays, and has a good sense of makeup and makeup, she does not seem to be aging, but only looks about 40 or 50 years old. Yao Xuan (Sun Yao Silian) saw Wu Zetian's embarrassment, and jumped out, "Wang Qiuli really doesn't know the general idea!" Wang Qiu paid homage to Yao Xuan, "Xin, you must be very knowledgeable, let alone two months' salary, even if you pay for a year's salary, you will definitely not feel bad!" Yao Chen didn't dare to respond. Xue Huaiyi: People are old and skinny, why don't they get hit... Wu Zetian: The terrible thing about a stupid person is not that he is stupid, but that he thinks he is smart.