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Chapter 18 Two, job hopping

The Han Dynasty is actually crazy 罗杰 4332Words 2018-03-13
Han Xinfeng eats and sleeps in the open, hungry, hungry, hungry, like a wild wolf shuttling through the overgrown mountains and forests, walking on the dusty official roads. Running all the way, Han Xin collected information all the way, constantly thinking in his mind, who is the hero in today's world?Who is the strongest? The so-called power is to see who occupies a large territory and who kills more people.Occupying a stall is called a peddler, occupying a group of stalls is called a boss, and occupying an entire market is called an entrepreneur; killing one person is called a murderer, killing thousands of people is called a general, killing millions is called a leader; occupying a hill is called a bandit, and occupying a circle of hills They are called warlords, and those who occupy countless hills are called emperors.

In the end, Han Xin decided to take refuge in the most powerful faction in the rebel army——Xiang Liangjun. Joining Xiang Liangjun, the problem of food and clothing was solved.Organized people are different, but to get promoted in the organization, one must first go through many battles, go through the gates of hell a few times, and climb a few laps among the dead. Han Xin had good brains and good luck, and saved his life in many wars.The lower-level soldiers are all cannon fodder, and it is rare to survive.In other words, if you want to mix from a soldier to an officer, you have to go through a bloody audition.If you don't cry like a mourning concubine, you are a super boy.

Han Xin not only survived, he also saved the life of a cavalryman.It was during the retreat of a battle that a horse of a cavalry of the Chu army was hit by an arrow unfortunately, and the horse stumbled. The cavalry fell from the horse and landed right at Han Xin's feet.At this moment, there were soldiers chasing after him, so Han Xin pulled up the cavalry lying on the ground and ran away. After running for a long time, the sky was getting dark, the two of them were out of danger, and they were hungry, so they squatted on the mound to bake buns to eat.There are fallen leaves flying all around.

The cavalryman said, my name is Zhong Limei, what about you? This name sounds like a tiger general. Han Xin asked: Why did you become a soldier, brother? Zhong Limei said: I have martial arts. Han Xin said: I have no martial arts, but I want to live. We think the same.Zhong Limo said boldly: Tyranny of the Qin Dynasty will surely perish—pass me that piece of steamed bun. eat it.Han Dao, Baoqin is like this baked bun, even if it burns our mouths, we will eat it when we are hungry. As night fell, the two set off to find the lost army. Since then, Han Xin and Zhong Limo have become friends and often hang out together.But soon, the two separated again.Zhongli Mo will go to war with Xiang Yu, and Han Xin will follow Xiang Liang to Dong'e to meet Zhang Han's army.

From then on, the two never saw each other again, and they didn't meet again until Xiang Liang died in battle and Xiang Yu came to power. After Xiang Liang died, Han Xin followed Xiang Yu. Under Xiang Liang's account, Han Xin didn't get into an official position, and now he finally had a chance to get close to the core power, but Xiang Yu didn't take him seriously, and only let him be a halberd.To put it bluntly, it is a member of the guard of honor, holding a painting halberd to show off when the coach is reviewing. This errand is small, but it is enviable.Because relying on the players is not selected by the whole army, but selected from the Chinese army that guards the coach.To be able to enter the Chinese army from the lowest level of soldiers, you have to have some skills, and being selected as a guard of honor shows that you are both talented and handsome.

Han Xin was not satisfied at all, he longed for greater promotion and reuse. Later generations commented that Han Xin was a military genius.However, if he did not get the chance to command the army in the later Chu-Han War, I am afraid that no one would remember the name Han Xin.His chance of becoming famous is at most the excavation of today's ancient tombs, when he was dug up by the archaeologists. He speculated, wow, it turned out to be a few skeletons of military officers in the late Qin and early Han Dynasties, so rare! The so-called genius is that God gives you the opportunity to let everyone in the world discover that you are a talent.The premise is that it must be before your death.You are nothing after death, and no one remembers you whether your casket slides or flips.

Han Xin thought Xiang Yu was Bole at first.He wanted to offer suggestions many times, but because of his low status, he had no chance to express himself. Gradually, Han Xin realized that what Xiang Yu was best at was fighting alone. He had the strength to run fast, and there were a group of horses behind his buttocks, such as Fan Zeng, Ying Bu and others, chasing him all the way, but he couldn't catch up with him. After the opera pavilion was divided, Xiang Yu wanted to move King Huai of Chu to a remote village.Han Xin couldn't help it anymore.Admonish bluntly, saying that the righteous emperor cannot be moved.

Why can't it be migrated?Lao Tzu's momentum is like a rainbow now, and he can move whoever he wants.When that rotten man, King Huai of Chu, went north to save Zhao, he appointed Song Yi as the general and made me his deputy, which meant to belittle me and harm me;What happened in the end?Laozi killed Song Yi, captured Zhang Han, and dispatched Liu Bang.Emperor Yi is already a waste, what's the use of keeping it? Xiang Yu is already invincible. Han Xin insisted on it, why is it useless, it is very useful.Now that the land is divided and feudalism is returned to the Warring States period, wars are inevitable. Flying the banner of Emperor Yi can justifiably conquer the princes, and killing him will be detrimental to the overall strategy.

Xiang Yu didn't take it seriously, he only held a halberd, and he knew a lot about chicken feathers.stand down!If you dare to talk nonsense and disrupt the government, you will not be lightly forgiven. Han Xin didn't know what was going on, so he added that it was not a wise move to relocate Emperor Yi. This sentence cost him fifty army sticks.Both Zhongli Mo and Fan Zeng stood up to persuade him. The former was out of friendship, while the latter heard the truth in Han Xin's words. He knew very well that what Han Xin said was reasonable.Only Xiang Yu is ruthless and brainless, and anger makes his IQ drop even lower.

With a wave of his hand, he drove all his subordinates out of the tent. Han Xin was completely desperate.He decided to leave Xiang Yu and find another way out.Rather than saying that Xiang Yu drove Han Xin away, it is better to say that Han Xin fired Xiang Yu's squid.The relationship between the king and the general, the relationship between the emperor and his ministers, is actually the relationship between the boss and the employees. All the bosses in the world who are abandoned by employees are not suitable to be bosses at all. At night, Han Xin threw away the painting halberd and slipped out of the Chu army's camp in the dark.After walking a long way, the sound of horseshoes suddenly came from behind, from far to near.

At this time, Fan Zeng knew that Han Xin had escaped, so he sent someone to chase him. The person who came was very familiar with Han Xin, he was Zhong Limei. Zhong Limei said, Yafu Fan Zeng wants you to go back. Han Xin said, I will not go back. Zhong Limei said, if you insist on not returning, Yafu will order me to kill you. Han Xin gasped. After a while, he asked Zhong Limei, what do you think? Zhong Limo stared at Han Xin for a moment, sighed sadly and said, let's go, I hope you and my brother will not meet each other on the battlefield in the future. Zhong Limei lost his horse and went back to the barracks.Han Xin continued to walk, thinking about the situation in the world while walking. In today's world, there are many princes, but there are few people with great ambitions. Most of them are opportunists, who are incapable of conquering the world, and their political opinions are not clear.On the surface, the world is peaceful, but in reality it is a dark tide. Some princes have expressed obvious dissatisfaction with Xiang Yu, but Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, seems to be unaware of it, and the soldiers in the Chu army also feel that they have entered peace from now on. The prosperous age. Human history tells us that war is the norm, and peace is only a transition in between.When everyone in a society thinks that life can go on smoothly from now on until retirement, disasters or wars will come, no matter in ancient times or in the West. Han Xin knew that the war among the princes would come soon, and it would be a chaos without a common goal. It would probably be much longer than the process of opposing Qin. Times make great men, and disasters make heroes.Where will I be when war breaks out?What role will it play?Can you make contributions in the chaos of war? After thinking about it, Han Xin felt that there is only one person in the world who can vote, and that person is Han Wang Liu Bang.Although Liu Bang's military strength was weak, he went west to attack Qin, mainly to win people's hearts, attacking cities and killing enemies as a supplement, and persuading them to surrender if he could; when he entered Xianyang, he made three agreements with the people to win the hearts of the people in the Qin Dynasty.This kind of strategic strategy and tolerance are beyond the reach of ordinary princes. Yes, vote for Liu Bang.Han Xin made up his mind and went to Hanzhong. Job hopping, for most people, means starting from scratch, and then starting from the bottom.This is why many people are reluctant to jump jobs easily, even if the current job is terrible.Others, advocating riding a horse to find a horse, seem to be safe, but in fact they are indecisive and hesitant.You know, a person without a horse is more eager and more motivated to find a horse than a person with a horse. Han Xin, on the other hand, said that when he jumped ship, he would quit. He gave up the inappropriateness of the guard of honor in the Chinese army, and he was willing to go to the remote Hanzhong to find a job. Speaking of it, Han Xin is a very down-to-earth person.He is different from Zhang Liang and Li Shiqi.Zhang Liang is good at self-packaging, while Li Shiqi is eloquent.During the interview, Zhang Liang took out "The Grand Duke's Art of War" to fool him; Li Shiqi spoke unscrupulously and full of confidence.As a result, the two not only succeeded in the interview, but were immediately reused. Han Xin is not good at packaging, and he has no referrals from employment agencies who cheated of intermediary fees.He could only follow the old path and honestly recruit soldiers at the bottom. Fortunately, the soldiers of the Han army did not reject him.Because this extraordinary period is very chaotic, fleeing and changing hands are not surprising.It's just that there are many people fleeing from Hanzhong and few people coming.Finally one came, whether he came from the Chu army or another army, let him do it first. Soon, Han Xin got a job with Lian Ao in the Han army.Lian Ao is the PR receptionist.Han Xin is handsome and capable, so he is naturally handy in receiving customers.But it didn't take long before he broke the military law. At that time, the Han army was short of food, and the deployments robbed each other.Han Xin and several subordinates also participated in the robbery, but were unfortunately arrested.Beheaded according to military law. A dozen robbers, including Han Xin, lined up in a row, waiting for execution.Executioners are all skilled workers, beheading is like patting a gavel, a hand is lifted and dropped, and a lifetime is passed. A gust of cold wind blew by, and the flags and flags swayed in the distance. Han Xin seemed to hear the sound of ghosts crying, and his heart was filled with grief and indignation.I think of Han Xin, who endured humiliation and wanted to achieve a career. He voted for Xiang Yu and was beaten by Xiang Yu, and then voted for the King of Han. He didn't get any clues. He accepted customers for a while, and then he was slaughtered. He couldn't help shouting loudly: I came to vote for the King of Han, and I wanted to sweep the world for the King of Han, but I didn't expect that the King of Han wanted to kill a hero! A lifetime of humiliation, a lifetime of worthlessness, and a lifetime of dissatisfaction all spewed out from this throat. The supervisor Xia Houying was taken aback. This guy's voice is bright enough, he's pretty enough, and his words are awesome.In Sima Qian's classical Chinese, Xia Houying is "like his appearance and his behavior"; Don't chop!Xia Houying stopped the executioner, walked up to Han Xin, and talked with him.From the general trend of the world to the ideal of life, Han Xin speaks clearly and logically, and analyzes everything with emotion and reason. talent!Beheading and cutting out a talent is like a tomb robber digging up a rare treasure.Xia Houying was extremely excited and ran to recommend Liu Bang. Xia Houying served in prison for Liu Bang, and the two have a deep friendship.Xia Houying has a lot of face with Liu Bang. Liu Bang really gave Xia Houying face, and since he was a bit talented, he gave Han Xin the official post of Su Duwei.Let him manage the food and grass. Obviously, he didn't take Xia Houying's recommendation seriously.He just promoted Han Xin because of his friend's favor. However, this recommendation is particularly crucial to Han Xin's life.Without this recommendation, he might never get to know Xiao He, the great benefactor in his career. The work of managing food and grass is very trivial and boring.Han Xin is still very depressed. Since he was in the army, he first served as a guard of honor, then served as a public relations receptionist, and now he calculates oil, salt, firewood and rice all day long. No matter how you think about it, these things look like women. Depressed people usually need some verbal venting.For example, people who are bullied in real life always like to make serious comments on the Internet.Find some pitiful self-feeling from it, and you won't be so wronged when you work part-time the next day. When he was depressed in his spare time, Han Xin was also eloquent, talking with the soldiers in the army.The current situation, the use of troops, strategy, everything is discussed.When it comes to Xiang Yu and Liu Bang, Han Xin is even more enthusiastic, saying that Xiang Yu is just a strong outsider, and he will not last long; although our King of Han is weak, we have great ambitions and will definitely defeat Xiang Yu. This is a typical follow-up to the new boss and belittle the old boss. Some people were not convinced, saying that Han Wang was ambitious and wanted to expand the territory several times and took everyone to attack the indigenous tribes, but every time he hit a wall, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.Even the natives in this barren land can't handle it, and they want to compete with the overlord of Chu, just dream. Han Xin was very angry, and his face was flushed red with the soldiers.Xiao He, who came to inspect the work, saw it and asked Han Xin to come to the camp at night to talk. When it was time to light the lanterns, Han Xin went and talked with Xiao He about the situation in the world.Xiao He believed that this was a talent who knew both the literary and martial arts, and Guan Liangcao was really overqualified, so he must recommend it to Liu Bang. Thank you Han Xin for your kindness, waiting for the good news with ups and downs. One day passed, another day passed, three days, four days passed.There is no news, Han Xin's heart is half cold.He was as uneasy as a first love girl waiting for a date with her lover. Could it be that Xiao He didn't recommend it, or that King Han didn't have time?Or is it that Hanwang is not interested in his own suggestion? Generally speaking, if one thing is delayed for too long, there will be no good results. Finally, Han Xin's heart was completely cold.Empty waiting can easily make people feel that everything around them is bullshit. At this time, the Han army suffered successive military defeats, and their morale was extremely low.The soldiers doubted Liu Bang's ability, and at the same time worried more about his future.So, they fled one after another, a few ran today, and a few ran tomorrow.Han Xin also joined the ranks of fleeing. As the boss, Liu Bang's life is very difficult.Watching the employees flee but having nothing to do, his state of mind at this time is only a little more open than the current Foxconn boss Guo Taiming.In any case, it is better for employees to jump jobs collectively than to jump off buildings in shifts. But just when he was depressed, a piece of news that almost broke him came - Prime Minister Xiao He also ran away! Liu Bangru was struck by lightning, his legs became weak, and he slumped on the chair.Waking up after a while, he yelled loudly: Unexpectedly, Xiao He is also an ungrateful person! Crying didn't work, Liu Bang was more disappointed than angry.Who knows, this is a false alarm.In the early morning of the next day, Xiao He asked to see him.It turned out that he went out of camp overnight to chase Han Xin.
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