Chapter 2 Zero Two Four Ugly Girls

I don't know how much time passed, Li Xuan woke up slowly, but found that his eyes were pitch black, and when he touched around, there were jagged rocks everywhere.He touched his bosom, luckily the fire fold was still there, tore off half of the sleeve of his robe and lit it, and found that it was a stone cave. Li Xuan has been in the Western Regions for a long time, and he is not uncommon for stone caves, but this cave is full of stone buds, stalagmites, and there are dark stone pillars standing in the distance.This was something Li Xuan had never seen before, and he felt terrified when he was suddenly in it.

Half of the sleeve of the robe was burnt out in a short while, and it was pitch black again. where is this place?Could it be that I was photographed by a monster and kept here as its prey?Li Xuan recalled that in the Western Regions, when everyone hunted and hunted animals together, they would often lock some wild sheep and donkeys that could not be eaten for a while into the big stone cave at the foot of the mountain, and feed them slowly. Thinking of this, Li Xuan became even more frightened. He stood up, groped forward, and within a few steps, he stepped into the icy water.The water in front got deeper and deeper, and gradually reached the waist, and after a few more steps, it did not reach the neck.Fortunately, after walking a few more steps, the water gradually became shallow again. However, when walking forward, I only touched a cold stone wall, and the hole seemed to have come to an end.

Li Xuan had no choice but to return to the same place. In the dark, he was cold and hungry, and he thought desperately: Since the monsters here have locked me here, they will definitely not let me escape easily. I will clean up the impurities in my body, and then come and eat me! After much deliberation, there was nothing he could do. Feeling extremely sleepy, he could only lean on a big rock and fall asleep. Suddenly, I felt a ray of sunlight coming in. Li Xuan raised his head and saw that someone had moved a big rock from the top of the cave, revealing a hole the size of a wellhead. I only heard a rough voice saying: "Sister, what are the bad things locked up here, what are you doing here? Let me stone them to death!"

Li Xuan was shocked when he heard this, and quickly shrank to a corner, hugging a big stalactite, not daring to make a sound.At this time, another voice said: "That's not okay, the master said you can't kill him, how dare you disobey the master, and watch the master roast your fat meat to cook and eat!" Li Xuan didn't think well, this owner must be a big monster. I remember when I was in Xiulou, the last thing I saw was a fox. In all likelihood, it was a vixen. I only heard the voice above say again: "This man has been locked up for two days. If you don't give him something to eat, I'm afraid he will starve to death. The master ordered him to eat. Tie Mengguang, cook and share with him." eat."

There was only a sound of "Dangchuang", something was thrown from above, and then there were two muffled sounds, and the one called "Tie Mengguang" shouted: "How can my aunt have the patience to serve him? I took the iron pot, firewood and Throw the rice bag down and let him make it himself!" Luckily, Li Xuan hid in the corner, and saw that the iron pot, rice bag and other things fell on the place where he was sleeping. , not a monster. Li Xuan picked up firewood and branches and lit them with fire. There was light and warmth. This was a great joy in the dark and cold cave.People are always like this. There is a pool of water in the desert, which is sweeter than any fine wine.

Li Xuan happily drew some water from the stagnant water in the cave, smashed the flat iron pot back to its original shape with stones, and built a simple stove with random stones, and then burned it on the fire. Boil rice for a full meal. After eating and drinking enough and having firewood again, Li Xuan was refreshed. Although he knew that there should be no other exits for being locked up here, he still didn't give up, so he lit a bunch of branches as a torch, trying to find a way out. With the light, it is much more convenient than the original blind man's wandering like a blind man.However, the sight that came into view made Li Xuan's hair stand on end. Every few steps on the ground, there were a few white skeletons scattered. Could it be that the things he kicked when he was groping in the cave were all skeletons? ?At the time he thought it was just a stone.

Who are these skeletons?Why is there only a human head but no skeleton of the body?Could it be that after being beheaded, the head was thrown here?Li Xuan heard from the school teacher who taught him that there used to be a king of the Xia Kingdom named Helian Bobo, who led an army to kill many soldiers of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, and piled up their heads into a high platform called "Skull Platform". However, the skeleton towers in the history books are mostly for showing off military exploits, and the skeletons here are hard to see. Naturally, this is not the reason. If the corpse is hidden after an assassination, why can't the corpse be seen?Li Xuan couldn't figure it out, but felt that this place was also very strange.

Li Xuan cautiously explored forward, the front suddenly opened up, a white stalagmite stood up neatly like seedlings in the field, and the sound of dripping water was as sweet as the sound of a piano, if it wasn't for being in a dangerous situation, the torch in his hand was still on. Before long, he really wanted to sit down and look at this strange beauty a few more times. However, after walking a few more steps, the road was interrupted again, and a stone wall blocked the way like a gate. Li Xuan pushed hard and felt that the stone wall seemed to be loose. There was only a "bang", and the stone wall was shaken, but it still didn't open.

Li Xuan was in severe pain from the impact, and the firewood in his hand was about to run out. Just as he was about to grope his way back, he thought again, since this stone wall can be knocked loose, it will not be too thick. I hit it with a stone a few times and said It might break.Thinking of this, Li Xuan became excited again, looked around, but couldn't find any big rocks, so he went back again, trying to find some big rocks. It's a pity that the largest stones scattered in the cave were no bigger than a fist. Li Xuan secretly groaned. Fortunately, there is no unparalleled road. When he shook a stalagmite, he found it was very loose. The stalagmites more than a foot high were moved down.

Li Xuan excitedly raised the stalagmite and smashed it hard at the stone wall. After a loud bang, the stalagmite shattered into powder and the stone wall cracked a little.He stepped forward and kicked a few times, and the stone wall completely shattered and collapsed. However, Li Xuan was stunned by the sight in front of him! There was a huge cave in front of him, which was his original starting point, and the cooking stove he used to light the fire reminded him, yes, it was the original place.It's as if he went around in a circle and came back again! Li Xuan's body softened, and he sat on the ground slumped.The torch was also extinguished, and in the darkness, Li Xuan wanted to cry for the first time.

In the grotto, there was darkness, and it was hard to count day and night.I don't know how long it took, but Li Xuan didn't even think about cooking, and just fell asleep.In a daze, Li Xuan suddenly heard another noise in the cave. Li Xuan opened his eyes and saw that an iron chain had dropped down at some point, and then a bloated figure slipped down the iron chain holding a torch. Li Xuan hurriedly shrunk behind the stalactites, held his breath and concentrated, saw that this person was an ugly fat girl, not only was she bloated like a pig, she also had a bulbous nose, and the skin on her face was extremely rough.Li Xuan had heard the conversation on the top of the cave before, and guessed that this ugly girl was probably called "Tie Mengguang". Li Xuan expected well, this ugly girl was Tie Mengguang.She also has three senior sisters, all of whom are surprisingly ugly, named Jin Momu, Yin Wuyan, and Tong Dongshi.It turned out that their master was originally a passionate woman. Because the man she loved was empathetic, when she was angry, she felt lifeless and wanted to commit suicide to escape. But because he once made an oath not to let the master's martial arts skills be obliterated, he had no choice but to live on in the world and choose apprentices to teach him.She hated all the men in the world, so she specially adopted four extremely ugly women, and warned them that men are the worst and most poisonous things, more dangerous than snakes, scorpions and venomous insects. The Four Ugly Girls firmly believe that they live and practice martial arts in this mountain forest all year round, and never set foot in the city.Their master hid a cellar of silver cakes in a secret cave, and told the four ugly girls to use them to buy things, but they were not allowed to trade directly with others, but entrusted an old widow living alone by the forest to buy things for them.The four big ugly girls didn't know how much they paid, even if they bought a few dishes, they also paid the old widow a silver cake. A few days ago, a blind servant suddenly took Master's crested gold medal and a letter, saying that from now on, the person who delivered the letter will be their master.In addition, a man named Li Xuan was imprisoned in the cave here, and asked them to take care of him carefully, so that he could neither run away nor die. The four ugly women felt that this matter was very strange, and wanted to ask the messenger, but he was blind and dumb, so there was no way to ask.Ugly girls have been strictly instructed by their master since they were young, never to have anything to do with men, why does the master let him guard a man now?But reading letters and gold medals is true, so there is nothing I can do about it. The four ugly girls really don't want to, so they shirk each other. Tie Mengguang is the youngest and stupid by nature, so he entrusts all the tasks to her.But later Jinmo's mother heard that Tie Mengguang threw away all the firewood and rice, and she couldn't help being shocked, thinking of a story she heard from her master back then. The concubine of the current emperor was originally not Empress Wei, but a woman surnamed Zhao. She had a prominent background and her mother was Princess Changle, the daughter of Emperor Gaozu of Tang Dynasty.But Wu Zetian didn't like her very much, so he abolished her and imprisoned her in the cold palace.He didn't intend to execute her at first, and didn't want the guards guarding her to be lazy. No one wanted to cook, so they just threw in some raw rice and dry firewood.This Mrs. Zhao has been pampered and spoiled since she was a child, and she is used to rich clothes and fine food, so how can she cook with fire?He actually starved to death inside. At this time, Jin Mo's mother heard that Tie Mengguang also threw the raw rice and dry firewood and left it alone, fearing that Li Xuan would starve to death in the cave, so she asked Tie Mengguang to check it out quickly.In fact, when Li Xuan was a child, he often wandered with the shepherds, making fires to eat, and these things were naturally out of the question. Li Xuan hid behind a stalactite and saw that Tie Mengguang had a fat body, fluffy hair, round face and small eyes.Now he made up his mind to hide his body, and when Tie Mengguang went deep into the cave to search, he waited for the opportunity to climb up the iron rope to escape. Unexpectedly, Tie Mengguang took a few deep breaths with her nose and smelled Li Xuan's scent. She shook her head and went straight to Li Xuan's hiding place. Although Tie Mengguang was as fat as a pig, his reaction was extremely quick. When he heard the sound of the wind, he immediately bent over and shrunk his neck.There was only a dull sound, and the stone hit the stone wall behind, and then bounced back to her fat neck.Tie Mengguang let out a roar and rushed forward. When Li Xuan was in the Western Regions, he often practiced various martial arts such as wrestling and capture. At this time, although Tie Mengguang was fierce, but she was a woman after all, he was not very afraid, so he twisted her arm with his left hand, and suddenly kicked his right foot. hook, just wanted to throw her a somersault. Unexpectedly, Tie Mengguang's body was too heavy, and the strength in his arms was astonishing. Besides, Li Xuan was hungry and afraid for many days in the cave, and his strength was only less than 30% of that when he was full of energy. Instead of pulling her, she took advantage of the situation to throw her and stumbled. Tie Mengguang's big hand like a palm fan grabbed Li Xuan's neck at once, her eyes glared fiercely, and she gasped heavily, as if she wanted to strangle Li Xuan to death on the spot.Li Xuan had difficulty breathing for a while, and punched her in the stomach a few times, as if hitting a cotton bag, and it didn't work at all. In desperation, Li Xuan suddenly scratched Tie Mengguang's armpit.It is said that fat people are ticklish, and Tie Mengguang is most afraid of tickling. On weekdays, the four sisters fight, and the three sisters use this hand to bully her.Tie Mengguang begged for mercy every time.At this moment when Li Xuan scratched her like this, she was so frightened as if she had been stung by a scorpion, she quickly shrank back and let go, and backed away a long way. Tie Mengguang was ashamed and angry, and pulled out a black long knife from his waist, and rushed towards her with round eyes angrily. Li Xuan saw that she seemed to have epilepsy, so he didn't dare to fight her hard, but just Shuttle and jump in the cave.Li Xuan has been in the Western Regions for a long time, often running and hunting with herders, chasing mountain rabbits, and hunting pheasants. Li Xuan. With an idea, Li Xuan remembered that one of the forks in the loop he found was very narrow, and he expected that it would be difficult for a fat person like Tie Mengguang to pass.So he led Tie Mengguang to run here, and ran through the narrow passage with a cat waist. Although Tie Mengguang had the word "Guang" in his name, his brain was not bright. He went over a head, but his body was stuck, and it was fine to retreat at this time, but Tie Mengguang refused to accept it, and squeezed with all his strength, but was firmly stuck in the crack of the stone, unable to move in or retreat. Seeing this, Li Xuan couldn't help laughing, he was originally a cheerful young man, but after coming to Chang'an, he suffered many accidents, this was the first time he laughed heartily. Li Xuan didn't dare to delay, and hurriedly ran to the iron chain that was hanging down when Tie Mengguang went down the cave, grabbed the iron chain, and climbed up, but only halfway through the climb, a large net fell from the sky, Li Xuan was in the air, unable to turn around at all, and then As soon as the iron chain was loosened, he fell heavily to the ground, his limbs and bones seemed to fall apart in pain. I saw another iron chain hanging down from the entrance of the cave, and three ugly girls slipped down the cave holding torches.It turned out that Tie Mengguang's three senior sisters saw her going down into the cave and did not come up for a long time, and heard the sound of fighting in the cave, so they came to check, and happened to meet Li Xuan trying to escape along the iron chain, so they recaptured him. Tong Dongshi pulled out Tie Mengguang who was stuck in the crack of the stone, and the three senior sisters laughed at Tie Mengguang for his incompetence.At this time, Li Xuan looked at the four ugly women carefully, and it turned out that each had its own ugly way, and saw that the mother of Jinmo had her nostrils up, her hair was half bald, her hair was sparse and yellowish, her skin was as black as charcoal, she looked like a female ape; Yin Wuyan is as thin as a penny, with a sallow skin, without the slightest look of a human being, almost like a mummy; Tong Dongshi has a fair figure, but a large blue birthmark on one face, and his lips are turned outwards, revealing Golden front teeth come. Only four people were chattering and arguing endlessly, Yin Wuyan told Tie Mengguang: "Cut a piece of rope and tie this man up!" Tie Mengguang said angrily: "I don't touch such a disgusting thing as a man. If you want to tie him up, do it yourself!" But I heard Tong Dongshi laughing and said: "I heard from you just now that you held him down, but when he scratched your armpit, you let him go. You touched it, scratched it, and scratched it. What are you pretending to be?" Tie Mengguang's face was flushed red, and he denied it immediately: "Master said that a man is only a man with hair on his lips. This man has a handsome appearance and no hair on his lips. He is probably not a man." Living in the deep mountains and seeing no men, the master couldn't explain what a "beard" is, so he said that "hair grows on the lips" is a man. Yin Wuyan smiled and said: "At that time, the master only said that a man with 'hair on his lips' must be a man, but he did not say that a man without hair on his lips must not be a man. Master said that we should treat men as disgusting as feces, how dare you say that? He looks 'clear and handsome', he must have been moved by evil..." Tie Mengguang hurriedly said: "I also see men like feces..." Tong Dongshi refused to let go: "You said that men look like excrement, but you clearly used the word 'Qingjun' just now. There are ugly and handsome ones in this excrement? Is donkey dung more handsome than human dung? "After that, he giggled with Yin Wuyan and Jin Momu. Tie Mengguang was sloppy to the end, and said with a smile: "Donkey dung is as smooth as a ball, but it really looks better." After hearing this, Li Xuan couldn't help laughing together, and felt that these four ugly girls were innocent and innocent, and they weren't very hateful or scary. Tie Mengguang took a closer look at Li Xuan's face. At that time, Li Xuan was eighteen years old, and he was a young gentleman. Of course he didn't have thick black beards. She asked her senior sister again: "Why is it that a man with hair on his lips must be a man? Is it possible to be a man without hair? I think it may be the case, the man with 'hair on the lips' should be a more vicious villain, and the man with 'no hair on the lips' is about the same as us, maybe not so bad." Mother Jin shook her head and said, "Junior Sister, you are wrong. Men are all bad things, and it has nothing to do with whether there is 'hair' on their lips." Tie Mengguang was confused, and said blankly: "Then how to distinguish between a man and a woman?" Tong Dongshi said in a low voice: "I heard that men and women are a little different. There are two lumps of flesh on a woman's chest. "As she spoke, she pressed Tie Mengguang's breasts, then secretly pointed to Li Xuan and said, "Men's breasts are flat, no." Tie Mengguang stared at it carefully, and it was indeed so. She suddenly realized, and said happily: "Sister, you are really knowledgeable and knowledgeable." Yan is as thin as a bamboo pole, and her chest is also "a flat river". She was suspicious again, she pointed and said to Tong Dongshi quietly: "Wow, no, is the second senior sister also a man?" Tong Dongshi was stunned for a moment, but also confused. The ugly girls were chattering endlessly about how to "identify" a man, when they suddenly saw the iron chain hanging from the hole quickly withdraw upwards, and Jin's mother called out, "Not good, who is up there?" Both Yin Wuyan and Tong Dongshi replied: "We came down together, and there was no one else?" Yin Wuyan was as light as a swallow, and while speaking, he jumped to grab the rising iron chain, but the iron chain only paused for a while. , There was another strong force from above that pulled the silver and salt free and lifted it up. The ugly girls saw that the situation was not good, Tong Dongshi jumped up and grabbed Yin Wuyan's ankle, Jin Momu grabbed Tong Dongshi's ankle again, Tie Mengguang's movements were slow, but her body was too heavy She grabbed Jinmo's mother's foot and fell down hard. Sure enough, the person above couldn't pull it anymore, and only heard the rattle of the iron chain. Obviously, it was a huge force due to the competition between the two sides. During the stalemate, suddenly a rough voice from above laughed and said: "Since you don't want to come up, Lord Buddha, I won't bother you. You four ugly girls will be in heaven and earth with that boy!" Then the iron chain was loosened suddenly. , The four ugly girls were caught off guard, and fell down together with the iron chains, and fell to the bottom of the cave.Fortunately, Tie Mengguang was at the bottom, and Yin Wuyan, who climbed the highest, just landed on Tie Mengguang's big buttocks, as if falling on a soft cushion, without any damage. There was a loud noise at the entrance of the cave, and the voice just said with a sneer: "I pressed the rock of Shuidu Village at the entrance of the cave, and then sealed it with soil after a while. It's time to be content!" The ugly girls were startled and angry, and cursed one after another. Jin Momu asked loudly, "Who are you? Do you dare to tell us? Even if we turn into ghosts, we will look for you!" I just heard the man say sadly: "The Buddha's name is Huifan. The Buddha doesn't care about your bad words. It's a pity that you are human and don't understand human affairs. Now the Buddha has arranged for a handsome young man to accompany you, and I will give you another gift." I will give you a bliss book, read it before you die, and you will be a merry female ghost after death! Hahaha..." After all, a thick book fell from the entrance of the cave, and it fell to the ground with a "click" sound, and then only the sound of "rolling" was heard, and a huge stone sealed the roof of the cave. The three ugly girls of gold, silver and bronze were silent at the moment, knowing that they were in a desperate situation, they were all full of worries, only Tie Mengguang didn't know the pros and cons, and muttered to himself: "This person calls himself 'huifan', I don't know what it is! Immediately afterwards, she gave Li Xuan a hard look, thinking, it was because she was worried that you would not be able to cook, which made me come down to this cave, and this disaster happened. If you also called "meeting", Wouldn't this save a lot of things? Tie Mengguang leaned over to pick up the book dropped by the demon monk Hui Fan. After lighting the torch, she saw the four characters "Secret Opera in the Bridal Chamber" written on the cover. , is this book learning kung fu in the cave? I suffered a loss in the cave just now, and now I have to learn it..." She opened the book, but saw that the whole book was full of pictures of men and women naked The gesture of hugging and loving each other was stunned at the moment, and he wondered, "Why is it all about fighting in the shower?" Mother Jin looked at it twice, her face was flushed, she snatched the book with her hands, and shouted: "Junior Sister, you are really stupid like a pig, can you read the things thrown down by this demon monk?" It turns out that among the four ugly girls, Shutie Mengguang has the most stupid mind, but the master has her own idea. She thinks that the other three ugly girl apprentices are ugly, but they are very smart. risk.Only Tie Mengguang is the most straightforward and credible.Therefore, although Tie Mengguang is not good at art, lazy and stupid, the master always favors her a bit. Mother Jin suddenly shouted: "Extinguish the torch!" The three ugly girls, silver, copper and iron, had always listened to her, and hurriedly threw the torch on the ground and stamped it out.Mother Jin sighed and said: "We are deeply trapped in this cave, and we don't know how long it will take to get out. The torches are reserved for pathfinding and cooking. Don't waste them lightly." After hearing this, Li Xuan couldn't help admiring secretly: this ugly female senior sister is not chaotic in danger, and her thoughts are still so meticulous, which is amazing. In the darkness, everyone was silent for a while, thinking about their own thoughts.