Chapter 5 4. Prehistoric Daddy

Theoretically speaking, Liu Bang couldn't compete with Qin Shihuang in terms of birth. Although the two are both emperors with only three years of age difference, because of the royal lineage of Qin Shihuang and the ambiguous triangle relationship between his biological mother Zhao Ji and Lu Buwei and her husband Yiren, it is full of nosebleeds for future generations. of suspense.This is enough to make Qin Shihuang show off and lead the coquettish. In contrast, Liu Bang's father was just a well-to-do family in Peixian County, Jiangsu Province. The reason why this family was not affected by the war was because Peixian County was in Chu State, and Qin State wanted to attack Chu State. Wei Guo.This put Chu State at the rear of the war, and Liu Bang had never even been on the battlefield—not only Liu Bang was from Chu State, but also Chen Sheng, Wu Guang, Xiang Yu and Yingbu, these heroes who overthrew the Qin Dynasty were all from Chu State people.It is said in history that although three households of Chu were able to defeat Qin, in fact, it was the Chu team that defeated Qin.This is because Chu suffered the least damage from the war and had the most abundant human resources.That's why the Chu State was able to accumulate a lot of money and make a late attack, turning the Great Qin Empire upside down in one fell swoop.

In the rear of the war, the wind is calm, the paradise, and Liu Bang's birth, in any case, cannot be compared with Qin Shihuang. Liu Bang is obviously aware of this defect, and he has made efforts to try to make up for it. Gaozu was born in Zhongyangli, Peifeng City. His surname was Liu, and his style name was Ji. His father was called Taigong, and his mother was called Liuyu.Its first Liu Yu tasted the embankment of Daze, dreamed and met with gods, when the thunder and lightning were dark, the Taigong looked at it, and saw the dragon on it.Already pregnant, then gave birth to Gaozu. ("Historical Records: The Chronicles of Gao Zu")

Previous historians, seeing this passage, would be speechless for a long time, and would continue to be speechless for a long time.Gein's record is too unscrupulous, obviously with 1.2 million points of nonsense, and 360 degrees of all-round spoof. If this text is translated into vernacular, it looks like this: Gao Zu, a native of Zhongyangli, Peifeng City, was surnamed Liu and called Xiao Si'er.His father's name is Old Man Liu, and his mother's name is Old Lady Liu.One year, the old woman Liu fell asleep on the hillside of Daze, and dreamed that the gods were courting and having fun with her.Then the sky and the earth thundered and thundered, and the wind and rain blew up. The old man Liu hurried out to find his wife, and was surprised to see a dragon lying on the old lady Liu.After a while, Jiaolong left with his trousers in hand, and the old lady Liu became pregnant, and gave birth to a child, Liu Bang, who founded the foundation of the great man.

This text is very pornographic and violent, which makes people blink in astonishment and completely lose their ability to express themselves. The descendants of Liu Bang were the first to lose their language ability.Regarding this record, they dare not deny it. Denying it means that Liu Bang is an ordinary mortal, and the Liu family is not a dragon of heaven.The dissemination of this kind of concept is not conducive to the unification of thought and public opinion.Therefore, it is absolutely impossible for the Han royal family to deny this.But if they admit it—it would be better to kill them, because Gein's words are a bit outrageous.

Then historians were also collectively speechless. Later, Xu Jing, a great historian, said angrily: "Since ancient times, emperors have been ordered to prosper, and they must quote Fu Rui to show their supernatural powers, and the theory of prophecy is thus prospered. Yu said that this is all Taishi The public cannot judge it with righteousness, but it is absurd and unconventional, so it will be caused." What this passage means is that the claim that Liu Bang is a dragon is just a symbolic statement and a propaganda strategy.However, Ma Qian of the Taishi Company deliberately pretended to be stupid and let the legendary symbolic brushwork fall into place, resulting in such a strange record.

So, is there a blood inheritance relationship between Liu Bang and Liu Taigong? This matter is the same as who is Qin Shihuang's father. What is needed is not an answer, but an eternal question.In fact, all the founding emperors in ancient times were masters of hype. They can make a lot of noise if they have a small matter, and if they have nothing to do, they can create a small matter and continue to let you make a fuss.Coupled with the help of historians, many things that were no longer normal have become mysterious. In short, this record is just that Liu Bang is competing with Qin Shihuang for his father, and the father of whose family is the farthest from human beings.

Qin Shihuang's father was between Lu Buwei and Yiren. The uncertainty and ambiguity of this father has attracted the attention of historians from generation to generation.But Liu Bang's father broke the rules and went straight to the amphibians and reptiles.Comparing the two, in this propaganda war, Liu Bang won the farthest distance between father and human beings, climbed the farthest, and finally won.