Chapter 17 Chapter 16

At the end of the first year of high school, the teacher Zhou Shuzhen who took us to Puli to meditate had a new trick. "Ke Jingteng, Shen Jiayi, you can find a few classmates for the teacher, and come to 'Xin Yuan Xing' to help guide the children's Buddhist summer camp during the summer vacation, okay?" Teacher Zhou Shuzhen happened to meet Shen Jiayi and me in the corridor one day. "Xin Yuan Xing" is a Buddhist monastery located on a small hill in Dazhu, Changhua. It occupies a large area, but it is still under construction. At that time, everything was very simple. Funds are being raised to officially build the dojo.

The Children's Buddhist Summer Camp is just a kind of moral interaction between the Faith and Wishing Dojo and the neighboring communities. "Buddhist summer camp? Hahahaha, I don't want it." I refused readily. "Okay, Ke Jingteng and I will help the teacher find someone." Shen Jiayi agreed very simply. "Hey... why are you dragging me into the water?" I looked at Shen Jiayi beside me. "You need to meditate for a while." Shen Jiayi responded seriously. I almost forgot, this girl I like is the campus spokesperson of Master Cheng Yan! "Then I'll leave it to you, teacher!" Teacher Zhou smiled gratifiedly, and left with her books in her arms.

In this way, the kind-hearted Shen Jiayi decided to dedicate the beautiful summer belonging to the age of sixteen to the wooden fish, the chanting scriptures, and nearly a hundred "high abduction" children. And I, no, not only me... Ah He, Xie Mengxue, Du Xinxian, Xu Zhekui, Liao Yinghong and many other friends with evil intentions, and because of Shen Jiayi's factors, all enthusiastically served as the leader of the children's Buddhist summer camp (Asshole! Is there such a thing? There is love!). And a harmless comrade like Xu Bochun was dragged away by me to witness a messy love duel.

I am really ashamed to write here. I also want to talk about love with a strong sense of fashion, such as participating in the boxing club and fighting against the champion rival, or joining the baseball club and the ace pitcher rival for a critical duel.But I had no choice but to smell the figure of the girl I liked, and eagerly followed Shen Jiayi to the Buddhist summer camp where the sound of wooden fish was endless.Super KUSO. On the surface, we love children, but in fact, we are fighting for love. A group of us came to the mountain and put on the uniform of the little teacher of "Faith and Wish".Each person has to bring about ten children, five teams for girls and five teams for boys. The content of the activities is all related to Buddhism.

And Shen Jiayi and I lead the first team of boys and girls, which is the team with the youngest members, and the average kid is below the second grade of elementary school.Little ghosts have different tricks for each age group. It’s not that the younger you are, the easier it is to fool. Once the little ghost gets hard or cries because of homesickness, I often want to demonstrate it. The magical skill of falling. "Ke Jingteng, don't bully children." Shen Jiayi glared at me. "I don't, I'm just training them to be brave," I often say back. Every day at 4:30 in the morning, we have to wash up, put on black sea blue, take the children to the main hall to chant scriptures, and wait for breakfast.

Everyone held scriptures with phonetic symbols in their hands. Boys and girls stood sleepily on both sides of the hall, chanting "Buddha's Amitabha Sutra" and "Rebirth Mantra" over and over again.Some children sleep standing up at all. I pay attention from time to time and step on tiptoe to bump the children's heads, so as to prevent the children from having nightmares and waking up, causing them to lose their center of gravity and fall. Since they were leading the first team of men and women, I stood opposite Shen Jiayi during the chanting, and the two of them were three meters apart, holding the scriptures and reading the chanting aloud.I spent half of my time thinking about the big question of whether I could really catch up with Shen Jiayi in this life, so I just opened my mouth and pretended to be reading the scriptures, but my eyes stared blankly at Shen Jiayi who was three centimeters taller than me.

No matter how mature Shen Jiayi's personality is, she can't bear the tiredness of getting up early in the morning to read the scriptures. Holding the scriptures, her eyelids are sometimes heavy, and sometimes they simply close to rest. The precarious appearance is really cute and cute. "?" I looked aside secretly. Ahe, the team leader standing beside him reciting scriptures, also peeked at Shen Jiayi from time to time, and Xie Mengxue, Xu Zhekui and others in the past also distractedly peeked at Shen Jiayi's appearance of sleeping secretly, all of them thoughtful.Only my only harmless partner, Xu Bochun, slept with his eyes closed.

"Oh, why did I come here to chant scriptures?" I smiled wryly, feeling very hungry. After reading the scriptures, I bowed my body and kissed the futon dozens of times with my nose and forehead.Finally, I started to "run fragrant", running around the hall with my fragile body that didn't eat breakfast, had low blood sugar, and was about to pass out at any time.Let alone us at this time, some delicate children were running and crying loudly. It was not until the incense on the desk was burned that the whole "ceremony" before the morning fast came to an end.

Before the meal, everyone sat on the bench in a trance, listening to the abbot of the ashram slowly tell one short story about Buddhist life after another in the cherished tone of words.When it really started, everyone was already too hungry and lost their appetite, leaving only their empty stomachs. "Ke Jingteng, I think this kind of love is really unhealthy. It also drags down a lot of people." Xu Bochun looked at the tasteless vegetarian dishes in the bowl and sighed. "You think I want this? If everyone agrees not to come, and only Shen Jiayi comes alone, I won't go to such a place full of joy to learn mantras. I don't fucking kill monsters." I said Eating dry rice, I really want to cry.

Just take it as good deeds? The Buddhist camp lasted seven days, and there was still work to be done. During the class, there are serious lecturers in charge (almost the monks with powerful mana in the legend, the secret trick is to punish the little devil to kowtow and chant Buddha hundreds of times alone in the hall, which cannot be provoked lightly), we are the big brothers and sisters who lead the team, as long as Just keep the little devil in order. The get out of class time between classes is the tug-of-war between the team leader and the little devil. Anyone who understands knows that the relationship between a boy and a "child" is an extremely important "personality portrayal" in a girl's heart, and it determines whether the girl will give the boy a high score or a low score.However, there is only one standard answer: I like children very much.

Under this program, everyone who likes Shen Jiayi has their own way of interpreting "I like children very much".Shen Jiayi saw everything in her eyes. Xinyuan Dojo is located on a small hillside. When class is over, hundreds of children can choose to run on the slope of thousands of square meters to waste energy, or stay in the open-air classroom of the dojo and yell.There are places. "I admire Brother Ahhe the most. When I grow up, I want to know as much as Brother Ahhe!" When class is over, Ahhe's side is always full of admiration and cheers from little devils. Ahe always cleverly brings these applause around Shen Jiayi, making Shen Jiayi, who is most popular with female ghost heads, notice that he has a way with children.As for Shen Jiayi, she always smiled cooperatively at Ah He. It's tricky. Xie Mengxue, who loves to write poetry, has a good writing style and excellent grades, went even more extreme. "Brother Ah Xue, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I won't make you angry again in the future." A child stood next to Ah Xue guiltily, blushing and embarrassedly apologized. Xie Mengxue lay on the table and cried bitterly, because he was "sad and disappointed" by the bad behavior of the children he brought.In the eyes of others, this crying action is probably a mixed pronoun of "slender" and "emotional" plus "I care about children".But in the eyes of my rival in love, it was an absurd farce. As for me, I fucking asked the team members I led all day to confess to the team members led by Shen Jiayi, and even made random matches, which disturbed Shen Jiayi's team unbearably. "Ke Teng, Xie Mengxue's crying is too exaggerated, but from the objective standpoint of being a good friend of Ah He, I think you have completely lost to Ah He this time." Xu Bochun looked at being surrounded by little girls, and begged the older sister to pay attention. Shen Jiayi in one sentence. "If that's the case, there's nothing I can do about it." I picked my nostrils. In love, you can use all kinds of scheming and strategies to defeat your opponents, but it is very important to be yourself. Perhaps, fundamentally is the most important. "If the person Shen Jiayi falls in love with is not the real me in the end, then what's the point of everything I do?" I said, patting Xu Bochun on the shoulder. Xu Bochun's face suddenly turned pale, his whole body vibrated, and he made a strange groaning sound. Don't get me wrong, Xu Bochun wasn't moved by my words, but the nerves in his butthole were inhumanly injured. I saw a very noisy little ghost jumping out from behind Xu Bochun with a smile, and then ran away laughing. "Damn! Don't go!" Xu Bochun pressed his asshole which had just been attacked, and rushed to kill with a limp body. "Smelly brat! If I catch you, you'll be screwed! I'll stab you to death!" I followed suit, yelling and cursing all the way. — Dare to poke my friend's asshole, it's almost the same as poking my asshole. How can a stinky kid less than ten years old escape?Immediately, Xu Bochun and I were arrested. But this little brat was so thick-faced that he grinned and yelled that he couldn't even stand up. Xu Bochun and I grabbed him by the hand, and he writhed like a loach, trying to escape. Shen Jiayi watched a group of little girls playing rope skipping on the hillside from a distance, and stood near us to observe. "In a word, what do you think?" Xu Bochun gritted his teeth with hatred. "Fuck, stab him to death." I frowned, not talking nonsense. Xu Bochun wiped away the tears that just squeezed out of the corners of his eyes in pain, and poked the brat's asshole with his fingers, but the brat laughed loudly, clamping the two pieces of buttocks with the strength of feeding, and the buttocks wobbled again, no matter what Xu Bochun said Poking just misses the target. "Hahaha, if you can't poke it, you can't poke it! If you can't poke it, you won't be able to poke it!" The stinky brat grimaced and was very happy. I looked at Xu Bochun, who was filled with grief and indignation, and then at the stinky brat who owed me, thinking of a plan. "I have no choice but to do this." I stretched out my hand, and quickly "poked" down on the little devil's head's spine. The stinky brat scratched his body, but he didn't take it seriously, and continued to grin with his teeth open. "Although I don't want to, but I just hit your death spot." I sighed solemnly, shook my head, and said, "Xu Bochun, the last child I hit the death spot on, do you still remember how he died?" right?" I let go. Xu Bochun understood, and immediately let go of his hand, letting the stinky brat break free from our control. Because there is no need. "Please, you didn't kill him at all, okay, he just turned into a vegetable." Xu Bochun looked at me, completely ignoring that stinky brat. "That's right, I only used 50% of my internal energy that time, so he wasn't completely dead, but just half dead." I smirked, with a shy expression on my face. The stinky kid stared blankly at the two of us, but didn't expect to run away. "Hey, it's up to you, from now on you can make trouble as you like, anyway, you only have three days left to live." I looked at the stinky brat and spread my hands. "Go and play, I will take you to call home later, remember to say a few more words to your parents. Alas, you have been killed at such a young age..." Xu Bochun looked at the stinky brat, his tone was full Pity. The stinky brat suddenly roared angrily: "Liar! There is no dead spot in this world!" Xu Bochun and I looked at each other and smiled, and didn't refute or talk to each other, just talked about the school by ourselves.Leave the stinky brats alone. "Liar! What a dead end!" The stinky brat yelled again, his ears turning red. "That's right, there are no dead spots, only dead people." I looked at my fingers and muttered to myself, "Don't say you don't believe it, the police don't believe there are dead spots either, so I won't be caught at all. Haha! " The stinky brat froze. "How much internal energy did you use this time?" Xu Bochun was curious. "Eighty percent. I don't know if I will die, maybe I will just become disabled?" I shrugged, helpless. The two of us just chatted about the non-existent dead spot without laughing. "There is no death spot! Idiots believe there is a death spot!" The stinky brat roared until his tiny body trembled. At this time, Shen Jiayi, who was standing aside, finally couldn't see it anymore, walked over, and wanted to say something while walking. "Do respect my way." I stared at Shen Jiayi. "..." Shen Jiayi had no choice but to shut up, and walked away pretending nothing happened, scolding me with her eyes before leaving. At this time, the electronic bell rang, and the study of Buddhism began again, and everyone entered the main hall to listen to the master of the ashram. Xu Bochun and I deliberately sat directly behind the stinky kid's futon, whispering together and singing. "Death point, actually, I never thought that I would really become a death point. I am super good!" "Damn it, don't keep poking it with your fingers. I still have nightmares when I think about the way that person bled from his seven orifices last time. It's bad enough." "Don't worry, don't forget that I can also relieve acupuncture points." "Didn't you say that the acupoints must be released on the first day to be useful?" "Whatever, I won't point it at myself anyway." Whispering to each other, Xu Bochun and I talked more and more outrageously, while Shen Jiayi looked at me from the girl's team very puzzled, with a look neither like blame nor encouragement, but close to an observation of smell. In the end, we talked about the different ways of dying in different positions, and the dead point I tapped on the stinky kid’s body would slowly break the stinky kid’s bones one by one, piercing the internal organs, and twisting the body. die. "Wow~~~" Finally, the stinky brat broke down and burst into tears. bingo. Xu Bochun and I bowed to the astonished dojo lecturer, and quickly carried the crying brat out of the hall, and the three of us went to the open-air classroom outside to negotiate. "I don't want to die!" The stinky brat cried loudly, but he didn't explicitly request to release the acupoint. I looked at Xu Bochun, the sufferer, and Xu Bochun nodded, meaning enough. "Okay, it's fine if you don't die, I will relieve the acupuncture point. But from now on, you must be obedient, or we will hit your death acupuncture point again. You can go and tell the master, but those masters will not believe in any death acupuncture points Ha, ha, ha!" I looked at the brat coldly. Xu Bochun took out a piece of toilet paper and wiped the snotty brat's nose and tears. "Okay." The stinky brat cried with a sad face. "Will you be good?" I cocked my feet. "Yes." The brat cried again. "The buttocks are raised, no flashing, no, no, no, pinch!" My tone was very serious. At this moment, there is no sloppy at all.If you thought that an apology would solve everything when you were young, but you didn't have to pay any price, then this stinky brat will continue to stab other people's butts when he grows up, until he makes a big mess out of it. "?" Xu Bochun hesitated. "Poke." I gave a thumbs up. The stinky brat clenched his fists, raised his butt, and closed his eyes tightly. "Wake up." Xu Bochun squatted down, folded the palms of both hands into stabs, and thrust violently at the asshole where the stinky brat had disarmed. The powerful hand pierced the brat's asshole, and the brat screamed, curled up on the ground and pretended to be dead. In the next few days, the stinky little ghost has been super obedient and dare not cause trouble again. He even spread my deadly acupuncture skills, which greatly intimidated the children. Believers will keep believing, and those who don't will not come to challenge my Achilles' Finger. At Dharma Summer Camp, our favorite time for bedtime is after 9pm. At that time, the noisy children during the day were all driven to sleep by us. After taking a bath, everyone took chairs of different lengths and lined up under the starry sky, lying down one by one. Under the cool evening breeze and the chirping of cicadas, it was natural for everyone to chat about their future dreams. Talking about dreams is actually a kind of fighting. In addition to the myth that "boys must like children", "dream bullshit" is also an important step to seduce girls' souls.If a boy is suddenly asked "what is a dream" but can't answer it, in the hearts of girls, points will be severely deducted, and even directly eliminated. No dream is equated with no charm. But the size of the dream is not the point.It is easy to think that the bigger the dream, the more it can hit the girl's heart, it is too underestimating the girl's love judgment. "My dream is to be a good doctor who can help the world." "I miss the Department of Economics, and I will go into politics in the future and elect members of the Legislative Council." "I want to study abroad for an MBA after graduating from university, work for two years and then come back." "I want to go to Germany to study in science and engineering. I want to study for a doctorate in Germany directly." "I want to be admitted to study abroad at public expense, and then become a diplomat and travel around the world." Everyone explained their dreams in a serious manner, and the more they talked, they went to outer space. But frankly, I can't afford to laugh at the gesture of desperately planning my life. No one has the right to laugh at another person's dreams, no matter what the other person says about their dreams. What's more, it's normal to dress up in front of the girl you like-it's still a kind of intention, just like the reason why girls always dress up carefully before dating the boy they like . "Vision" is rather the most accessible decoration for men. Shen Jiayi looked at me lying on the bench, and said "Yo" to remind me. She knew I was always in the limelight, always liked to be the most special person in the group.That's why I cleared my throat after everyone had finished speaking in turn. "I want to be great," I said, succinctly. Yes, great people. "It's really vague enough, it's the same as not saying anything." Ah He Youyou complained. "However, how do you define greatness or not greatness?" Xu Zhizhang asked a little seriously. I didn't think too much, because I already had the answer in my heart. The so-called greatness is... "Let this world be a little bit different because of me." I didn't look at the stars. I do not need. I looked into Shen Jiayi's eyes and said that sentence slowly. ...and my world is nothing but your heart. 2005, June. Taroko Baseball Batting Range in Taichung.We, the big boys who were talking nonsense about our dreams back then, are reunited because of Shen Jiayi.But this time, we swung our clubs up and down one after another, talking boldly and vigorously. I rolled up my sleeves, panted, and held the silver aluminum rod. Another token was thrown. "Last year, I heard Shen Jiayi say that although she has always liked children, she often finds them annoying and has nothing to do with them. So when I was in Xinyuan Xing, other people deliberately played with children. Together, she kept saying that it was great to get along with children, but she felt very stressed." Liao Yinghong was wearing a black suit, standing behind the barbed wire, looking at my back. "Oh?" I hold my breath and hold it tightly. "At that time, she heard you complain to her, saying that these brats are really annoying, but she thinks that you are very real, not pretending at all, and will not pretend to be another person in front of her." Liao Yinghong was thoughtful. "Isn't it too late now?" I swung my stick. Frustrated.