Chapter 4 Chapter 3

Puli is a good place with beautiful mountains, water and air.Taking a deep breath in the woods, it is obvious that the lung lobes are quickly expanded by the refreshing air, and then they are full as if they are reluctant to spit out. Teacher Zhou Shuzhen led thirty or so stinky kids in the class, and everyone walked across the small bridge on the mountain stream happily, and under the dazzling sun, the sun shines through the swinging leaves and branches, flowing on everyone's body like fish. of light. Shen Jiayi, who got rid of the books, was very happy, talking endlessly with Huang Rujun and Ye Shulian, which made Teacher Zhou Shuzhen very surprised that girls who usually work so hard have a chattering side.

Teacher Zhou Shuzhen is a devout Buddhist, and led us to meditate in the monastery we met in Puli Mountain. "Teacher, why did we come all the way to meditate?" Liao Yinghong raised his hand.Liao Yinghong is tall and has excellent grades, but he likes to be a clown in class.A sense of humor was a prized instinct in him. "That's right, why do you need to meditate? Aren't we here to play?" Xu Zhizhang was also quite puzzled.Xu Zhizhang's older sister, Xu Junsui, is also in our class. Xu Junsui is recognized as the number one beauty in the class, and Xu Zhizhang is a frequent visitor to the blacklist.

"Because you are usually too noisy, so you have to meditate to cultivate yourself and reflect on your usual self. Especially Ke Jingteng, who usually relies on Shen Jiayi to discipline you. When you come to the mountain, you must meditate and reflect in front of the Buddha." Teacher Zhou Shuzhen smiled, and you also Can only admit defeat. "Teacher, once I reflect on myself, I will be afraid even myself!" I snorted through my nostrils. When we arrived at the Vihara, several masters who looked like masters put on a straight face and immediately arranged for us to file into the meditation room.

The meditation room is covered with tatami mats and lightly burned with incense. There are already a few noble college students who are said to be doing the "Forbidden Speech Meditation Seven" sitting in it.The whole room has a natural solemnity, like a 100-meter-deep seabed, the college students doing Zen Seven are like lifeless seaweed, and we are naturally lantern fish with dead light cannons flying above our heads. "The big brothers and sisters inside are doing meditation sessions. After you enter, you must not make any noise, open your eyes, or fall asleep! We are guests, and we cannot hinder the cultivation of brothers and sisters." Teacher Zhou Shuzhen warned seriously.

"Mr. An, we will be good children once in a while." Yang Ze smiled. We took off our shoes and tiptoed in. Everyone barely restrained the usual frenzy and sat cross-legged in the small meditation room.During this period, I was silent, I couldn't open my eyes, and I didn't know when the meditation would be over, which was especially annoying. Frankly speaking, I originally planned to meditate seriously, but the fact that the monster was snoring and falling asleep next to me made me uneasy. His shaky body made me have to open my eyes, eager to see him crashing down. that moment.

I opened my eyes, and found that Liao Yinghong, who was not very qualified, also opened his eyes, and we looked at each other and smiled. "Look at the monster!" I communicated with exaggerated lip language, and my eyes fell on the monster. "Push him down?" Liao Yinghong rolled his eyes and suggested with exaggerated lip language. "No, look at mine." I whispered. I took off my socks in slow motion, and put the stinky sour socks soaked in sweat for a day in front of the monster's nose.The sleeping monster suddenly frowned, as if it had bumped into a mountain of flames and garbage in a dream.

"Ah, it's fun!" Liao Yinghong shook his body, with an expression on his face that was about to burst into laughter. Liao Yinghong imitated the example, carefully untied the stiff crossed legs, stretched his long feet in front of the nose of Xu Zhizhang who was concentrating on meditation, and twisted his stinky toes.Rubbing diligently. Xu Zhizhang didn't realize it, which made me laugh out loud. At this time, Liao Yinghong and I laughed secretly with violently shaking stomachs, which had already attracted many students to open their eyes. Everyone was startled and trembled instantly.

"This is very tasteless!" Yang Ze said on his lips, but his face was smiling brightly. "No, that's called no product." I smiled and untied my cross-legged legs, walked up to Xu Zhizhang with stinky socks, put the stinky socks in front of Xu Zhizhang's nose, and squeezed out the sour gas Press it out. Under the attack of me and Liao Yinghong's foot odor, Xu Zhizhang frowned unnaturally. "So that's how it is, it's good and good." Yang Zeyu suddenly realized, so he untied his cross-legged legs calmly, stretched his legs to reach Xu Zhizhang's nose, and twisted his stinky toes vigorously.

Every student who opened their eyes watched this scene, and they were all on the verge of bursting out laughing, even the monsters woke up. At this time, Shen Jiayi of the obedient brand was also infected by the strange atmosphere around her, and couldn't help but open her eyes. When she saw Liao Yinghong and Yang Zeyu's feet serving, and the appearance of me squatting in front of Xu Zhizhang twisting the stinky socks, Shen Jiayi laughed out. With this smile, Xu Zhizhang immediately opened his eyes, Teacher Zhou Shuzhen also opened his eyes, and several senior brothers and sisters who were doing meditation seven also opened their eyes.sin sin.

I quickly put on my socks, while Liao Yinghong and Yang Zeyu's two stinky feet, which were too late to retract, were awkwardly stagnant in mid-air.Xu Zhizhang's face changed drastically, and he was almost about to curse. Angrily, Teacher Zhou Shuzhen grabbed my ears and dragged the three troublemakers and the sufferer Xu Zhizhang out of the meditation room. "I'm so pissed off, you've made me so ashamed! You squatted outside! Squat until everyone has finished sitting!" Teacher Zhou Shuzhen's entire face was pale with anger, and she heard a burst of earth-shattering laughter from the sitting room behind her. His face sank again.

"Teacher, I'm a victim!" Xu Zhizhang said aggrievedly, clenching his fists. "You must have done something, otherwise how could they play tricks on you! You squat halfway!" Teacher Zhou Shuzhen turned around angrily, and Xu Zhizhang, who didn't dare to argue any more, had to squat down. Under the setting sun, Liao Yinghong, Yang Zeyu, and I squatted halfway outside the meditation room with the super bitter master Xu Zhizhang. The breeze blew a faint green fragrance, which is not too bad to be honest. "What were you guys playing just now! I'm so good, why did you pick me? You won't pick Xu Bochun!" Xu Zhizhang was so angry that he was even breathing quickly. "Ke Jingteng started it first." Liao Yinghong panicked and pushed it to me.super villain. "Which is, I'm playing with a monster, Liao Yinghong put his foot in front of your nose first, okay?" I explained. "It's all the same! I don't know how to yell at others! It stinks!" Xu Zhizhang squatted in a half-squat, feeling extremely unhappy.If you pick someone else, he will probably join in. "Okay, it's boring inside anyway, at least you don't have to hold back outside." Yang Zeyu was relaxed.He is big and transformed, and he always easily faces the falls in life. "Yeah, when I look at this matter ten years later, I will definitely find it super funny." I shook my eyebrows, this is my consistent philosophy of doing things. "You don't have to wait ten years, it's already funny." Liao Yinghong giggled.As long as there is something lively, he is always unwilling to miss it. The four of us were quietly blowing the cool mountain breeze, squatting until we were tired, and simply sat on the ground, playing with the mimosa growing in the corner of the wall in every possible way.When Mimosa is touched by a finger, the leaves will close quickly. It is a very interesting plant with a very closed personality. "By the way, Xu Zhizhang..." I suddenly said in silence. "Small red shrimp?" Xu Zhizhang asked. "The air here should be fresher, right?" I scratched my hair. "Damn!" Xu Zhizhang cursed. The four of us burst out laughing at the same time. After a simple dinner, we set up a single shop in the Jingshe, one room for boys and one room for girls.Mosquitoes are very fierce at night, a large roll of mosquito coils are lit at the door of both rooms, and mosquito nets are hung in the girls' rooms. After taking a bath casually, the boys' room is open for gambling as usual, poker, chess, and backgammon can all be played.Needless to say, playing cards, the algorithm of chess is to bet on the number of chess pieces left by the winning side, and multiply it by ten yuan.Backgammon is a simple mutual bet, with a starting price of 20 yuan per game. And I, confidently spread out the paper chessboard of chess. "Whoever dares to play military chess with me, if I lose, I will pay twice as much." I said boldly.There is no other reason, because when I was young, I often played chess with my father, and I "confessed" that my chess skills are far superior to those of my peers, although I have never verified it. As soon as this remark came out, it really attracted many students to line up to fight against me. "If you are too confident, you will die very quickly." Xu Bochun sat down and arranged his formation. "Eat your poop." I blew on my palm. Maybe it’s because I’m really strong. My chess strength and hopeless self-confidence are displayed on the chessboard. I use the fastest rhythm to solve the challenger in every game. After a while, my feet are full of "sadness". Very secretive" copper coin. Two hours later, even Xie Mengxue, who was equally good at chess, was defeated. No one was brave enough to play against me, and everyone ran to play poker to bet on the second. I laughed out loud, opened the door and went to the washbasin to wash my face to wake up, and prepare for the heroic stud game to start later.I patted my wet face, proud of my intelligence. Shen Jiayi happened to also walk to the sink, and the two bumped into each other. "What are you guys doing over there? Why are you so noisy?" Shen Jiayi looked at me who was washing my face. "Gambling money." I whispered, fingers on my lips. "I can't bear it." Shen Jiayi said in a noncommittal tone. "It's okay. I'm super strong. Just now I won all the chess games and won a lot." I shook my brows that were dripping with water. "Chess? Did you boys bring chess? Then you can play chess in the girl's room later?" Shen Jiayi was a little surprised, and seemed to be able to play chess. "I'm not afraid anymore." I hummed. A few minutes later, I was already sitting on the oversized wooden bed in the girls' room, arranging military chess. All the girls gathered behind Shen Jiayi, happily watching me play chess with Shen Jiayi.Our bet is "the winner has one piece left, the loser loses a dollar", which is a petty bet. No matter how good Shen Jiayi's academic performance is, winning or losing on the chessboard is not the same calculation.Soon, I gained an absolute advantage with the sharpness of Fenglin and Volcano. I planned to solve all of Shen Jiayi's chess pieces one by one, leaving only the lonely "handsome" with the "shaved head" situation that was chewing slowly. Dot. "Ke Jingteng, the way you played tricks on Xu Zhizhang today is really childish." Shen Jiayi shook her head. "Why are you laughing if you are childish?" I leaned on my chin. "Please, everyone will laugh when they see it!" Shen Jiayi retorted. "How dare you say, if you hadn't laughed out loud, Liao Yinghong, Yang Zeyu and I would have been punished, even Xu Zhizhang was no exception. Damn it, what if we were punished to squat halfway up the mountain!" I glared at Shen Jiayi glance. "Arguing, confiscate your horse." As soon as Shen Jiayi finished speaking, she actually forcibly pulled out my "horse". I froze, what's going on? "Are you crazy, how can anyone play chess like this?" "You are so strong, what does it matter if a horse is taken away, are you afraid? How childish." "What does this have to do with childishness? Forget it, it's okay to let you have a horse. I'll shave your head sooner or later." "Shaved head?" "Yeah, it's just that there is only one handsome chess left. It's so pitiful, so pitiful, so pitiful!" "It's too much." Shen Jiayi quickly pulled out my "car" without any sign of guilt. I gritted my teeth, sneered, and continued to deal with Shen Jiayi with my only remaining chess pieces.Since all the heads of the girls in our class were not my opponents, I quickly controlled the situation again. "The general draws the car." I laughed. "What is a general pulling a car?" Shen Jiayi didn't seem very happy. "That is, if your handsome man wants to escape, your car will definitely be blasted into outer space by my cannon. There is no choice at all, haha!" I propped my chin with one hand, lying on the bed like a Maitreya Buddha . "You're really childish, you're so serious about playing chess." Shen Jiayi sighed, as if I would never teach you...then reached out and confiscated my "cannon". "...Hello?" All I could do was smile bitterly. After half an hour of helplessness, because my chess pieces were continuously confiscated, even the weak pawns crossing the river were not spared. In the end, Shen Jiayi and I were evenly tied. At the door of the girl's room, mosquito coils linger.Shen Jiayi stuffed the chess and chessboard into my hand. "You still said that you are very strong, but the result is not a tie with me." Shen Jiayi closed the door. "I see." I looked at the closed door in a daze, my mind went blank. I see. This chess game is like the relationship between Shen Jiayi and me. Years later, no matter how hard I try, I can only ever end up with an interesting draw.