Chapter 71 (72)

"Hey, idiot, it's me, Xiaolou!" "What's the matter, are you banging your head again?" "No, let me ask you, is the electric baton you said you would give me last time still there?" "Let me give it to others, don't you want it!" "Then what else is there for you?" "What are you doing, who are you hitting?" "If you don't hit anyone, my stupid roommate has to ride a bicycle back to his hometown. It's thousands of kilometers away!" "Fuck! I've convinced you college students. Everyone is living a good life, but I just want to die! How about this, you wait, I will send you a knife, the authentic Xinjiang machete that was just seized! "

"Okay! Hurry up! I found out that at the critical moment, it has to be our people's police!" "Fuck you, uncle! Get the hell out of here! Wait for me at the school gate!" "Okay! Do you need to bring the guard of honor and Miss Manners?" "No need. Let me bring you a hostess!" The little policeman became thinner and more energetic, and walked towards me in a heroic and dignified manner in a police uniform, with a curvaceous girl in high heels beside her. "Bang! Bitch, bang!" The little policeman pretended to be 007 with me, grinning his teeth. After everyone had a good meal, he introduced his new girlfriend to me, a girl who just graduated from dance, "This is I told you, my buddy who went to the beach for love!".

"How are you doing now? Are you still spending money with Yang Hong?" After dinner, before leaving, he rubbed his stomach and ran on me with a happy face: "If you can't do it, forget it, don't waste it yourself, there are thousands of Chinese people, we can't do it. Just change! Youth is everything! Xiaolou!" "Yes! Youth is everything!" I smiled and waved, watching them walk away.