Chapter 16 (16)

"Go! Or not?" I asked myself repeatedly. This semester, the dormmates are like fierce ghosts, all of them are full of enthusiasm in class, and even Ru Meng, who has always been guarding the prison, shows up in class frequently. Is there some sexy teacher here?Are you in class with the little girl from the foreign language department? I came to the class with all kinds of beautiful visions, and greeted the classmates I hadn’t seen for a long time, but I was completely desperate after a while. The teacher was still dumbfounded above, and the students were still dumbfounded below as always. .

"To go or not to go?" I asked myself repeatedly during the break, "Forget it, the dining hall is not open yet, so let's treat it as a reunion of old classmates!" But that class was still rewarding. I found an important sign in the midst of boredom: the girls in our class seem to have "stiffed up". Take our monitor as an example. She wore a thin white shirt, and the straps of her bra could be seen from the back, which was fine, but what was unusual was that the straps hung down at her waist, which was a surprise to the then It’s an excellent conversation topic for those roommates who are not very familiar with it. “What is that thing our monitor is wearing?” She is much fairer, her lips are as red as if she just sucked blood, her belly is smaller than before, her head is bigger than before, and what's more terrible is that after treatment, she who was originally of "average" aptitude is now also the same as the whole The girls in the class stubbornly stretched out the little cusps, but because the surrounding area was too barren, the two solitary little cusps looked somewhat out of nothing.

This semester, the roommates have changed a lot. Not long after the "class tide" passed, Ru Meng and Lao K became crazy about surfing the Internet. They got up every day and ran to the Internet cafe in the school without washing their teeth or brushing their faces. Occupying a seat, this makes me very puzzled, the computer in the dormitory is also working, you can play games, watch porn, and spend money to surf the Internet to fuck! After an on-the-spot investigation, I found out that there is an activity called "online chatting". One stood up and looked around with the chicken's neck up, "That's someone from an Internet cafe I met on the Internet": Ru Meng taught me from the side, so I also learned to nickname myself "Tianya Xiaolou", but went up After flirting with each other angrily for a long time, no one would talk to me, so I sat down and watched how Ru Meng chatted, but I couldn’t understand after watching for a long time, but when I took a closer look, this guy was actually chatting with two names, One is called "Girl Bust Thirty-eight" and the other is "It's not my fault that she's too handsome". I saw Ru Meng, a little monkey with a smooth lip, a gun, a honey sword, and a smooth voice. The number is similar to meet, "Do I need to transfer some to you?" Ru Meng looks at me from time to time very proudly.

The lifespan of "Tianya Xiaolou" lasted only ten minutes. That night I almost became their notepad, memorizing three pages full of some key sentences in the phone and chat records of nicknames, nicknames, codes, numbers, addresses, and chats. When I arrived at the dormitory, I showed it to the boss who was groping around the computer: "Boss! You still practice Wubi! Check it out! Check it out quickly! They're all crazy! They're all crazy!" From then on, I hated the Internet, hated this damn way of communication, don’t people all have mouths, and it’s not like people who can’t see anyone for a few kilometers in a foreign country, why do they have to express love with that damn computer! The damn industrial civilization has really brought mankind back more and more. If everyone communicates like this, the children in the future may have to learn to type damn when they are born, and they will no longer learn to speak. Human language organs will degenerate, and human beings will lose their language. Back to the days of the damn animals!People will not be people!damn it!

My radical remarks were met with retribution without much delay. In the middle of the night, when I was sleeping soundly, the bed board suddenly collapsed!Seeing that I couldn't hold on, I had to put on my trousers and tremblingly go to the ground for emergency repairs in the severe cold. In an instant, bursts of gloating laughter came from all around me. I was so angry that I gritted my teeth and shuddered, but I had no time to fight back. When I returned to the bed again, I was already delirious from the cold, and it took me a while to stop shaking and shaking. My body was rolled into a meat ball under the quilt, but my mind was sweetly recalling the last time I was with Yang Hong Bring down the bed.

What makes me quite gratified is that Yang Hong fully agrees with my opinion. I am not surprised by this. She is also a master who feels numb when she listens to the computer and looks at the keyboard. What I admire most is that she even I can't even learn pinyin typing!Therefore, we have never sent Yi Meier, and we still stubbornly use pens to write long thoughts to each other, and stubbornly use pens to tell each other the recent loneliness and mood. However, our letters are indeed becoming less and less.