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Li Yi called Li Qin and asked if he could help Yang Xin find a job. When Li Qin heard this, she became angry and said, "I'm a housewife, and I don't have a job. Where can I find a job for her?" Li Yi hesitated to speak, holding the microphone, neither put it down, nor could he explain why.Li Qin felt it there, Li Yi wanted her to beg her ex-husband Wang Dafei.Li Qin sighed and said to Li Yi: "You know I don't want to beg him." Li Yi was short of breath: "I'm not asking you to beg him, I'm just asking. If it doesn't work, forget it. Okay, I'll figure it out on my own. Leave this matter alone."

Li Yi put down the phone, and filed a lawsuit in his head.It happened to be time for lunch, Liu Ru came over to greet everyone and said she was treating guests.Li Yi was not in the mood, and he was unwilling to refute Liu Ru's face, so he reluctantly followed.During the meal, Liu Ru asked Li Yi, "Yang Xin hasn't found a job yet?" Li Yi smiled dryly: "Cough, if you can't be high or low, let's go." Liu Ru said, "Then you can raise it." "What does raising mean? It's easy to put it. Master said: only women and villains are difficult to raise. It's not easy to raise!" Big Zhang and Liu Ru teased and coughed.

"Is Confucius what you mean?" Liu Ru smiled, her eyes bent into two crescents. After more than three months of marriage, Yang Xin stayed at home for more than three months.In all fairness, Li Yi felt that Yang Xin had worked very hard and treated him pretty well, but for some reason, his sense of happiness was dropping sharply, and sometimes he even felt unbalanced.Li Yi is not a calculating person, but usually when colleagues eat and chat together, they will always talk about some nasty jokes or things between men and women. have a thought. For example, the boss in their office, sitting at the same table with Liu Ru, was poor from the beginning to the end.Big boss Zhang has a point of view, the feudal society is the most humane, humans evolved from animals, which male animal only fucks one female for a lifetime?Which monkey king and lion king doesn't fuck a group?Liu Ru said, thank the Communist Party, people like you, who were born in ancient times, might have been sent to the palace to be eunuchs since they were young!Also fuck a group, none of them play! !Big boss Zhang was not annoyed, and went on to denounce the unreasonableness of the modern marriage system. Of course, the main unreasonableness is the lack of humanity, which did not take into account the animal nature of this person. Big boss Zhang said which species do you think is monogamous?Liu Ru retorted, saying, which species do you think has a pension system?You can also learn from animals, whoever loves to fuck whoever you like, when you get old, you can't fuck anymore, and you can finish it with a broken mat.The eldest brother Zhang married twice and divorced twice. He said that he now understands that marriage is the most meaningless for middle-aged men.When you are young, a man has to get married. If you don’t get married, no one will give birth to you. When you are old, you have to get married. Even if you don’t get married, you’d better have a companion, or be alone; the middle part is unnecessary.What is the need?In the past, it was necessary, you went to work in the fields for a day, and someone had to serve you with hot soup and hot water when you got home. Now, a phone call can deliver the meal to your home, and it costs ten yuan to do the job.So there is no need to keep this wife, unless she is a princess, a crown prince, a rich woman, etc., why not?She can't help us at all, she still eats and drinks our food, and there are days every month when she can't do anything but lose her temper, what are we trying to do?Just trying to do that without spending money? !In fact, this is taking advantage of a small advantage and suffering a big loss.You carefully calculate whether this is the case.Liu Ru said that the money a man earns is for a woman to spend?Look at Li Yi, right, what a sense of accomplishment.

Li Yi's face turned red "shua".He clearly felt that he had become a little laughing stock.It seems that he was successfully calculated by Yang Xin.Yes, what does Yang Xin have?Except for the little thing about the bed, that is, I can have a meal after get off work, and my clothes can be washed and ironed. However, eating is so convenient now, there is a washing machine for washing clothes, and it doesn’t cost much to hire hourly workers to iron clothes.Even when it comes to the bed, the old man said that if a woman is over thirty-five, she should pay the man!If you are over forty, you should pay double! !

When it was time to get off work, Li Qin called Li Yi and asked Li Yi to come over.Li Yi asked what was the matter, Li Qin said, what is the matter?It's about Yang Xin's work.Upon hearing this, Li Yi quickly agreed. In fact, Li Qin didn't have to ask Li Yi to come over, he could make it clear on the phone.But that's how she is.So Li Yi is not willing to ask her to do something, even if it is something that can be done with a cat's waist, she is still hypocritical. Li Yi hung up the phone and sent a short message to Yang Xin, which was very brief: "I have something to do. I won't come back for dinner." As soon as the message was sent, Yang Xin followed her on the phone and asked in detail what was the matter and when she would be back. Annoy Li Yi so much.He didn't want to tell Yang Xin that he was going to Li Qin's place, not only because Yang Xin had a little feud with Li Qin, but also because he was afraid that Yang Xin would go to the bottom of it.Li Yi has a habit of not wanting to speak up about a matter before it is finally heard.Li Yi managed to fool Yang Xin, and his head was getting bigger.He remembered that when he was not married to Yang Xin, he didn't have to report anything to her.Sometimes Yang Xin would send him a text message, if he was talking to a client, Yang Xin would not say anything unless he replied, but now that he is married, he has to report everything in detail.What he can't stand the most is that Yang Xin calls every day when he is about to get off work, sometimes it is a text message, and it is also a concerned tone, asking: "What do you want to eat tonight?" At first Li Yi still felt warm, and slowly Yes, he finds it annoying, if he has something to do at night, or if he just doesn't want to go home so early, he has to make excuses and make himself feel guilty.

It was around seven o'clock in the evening when Li Yi arrived at Li Qin's house.Li Qin ordered pizza.The really important words were finished in one sentence, Li Qin told Li Yi that Wang Dafei lacked an assistant, and Li Yi took Yang Xin directly to Wang Dafei's company to find him.After saying this, Li Qin started chattering until Li Yi was really annoyed, so she said, "Sister, Yang Xin didn't ask me to beg you. She didn't even know I was looking for you." Li Qin snorted and said, "Does she know? She knows what she should know, and pretends not to know what she should know."

Li Yi didn't understand: "Is she pretending not to know what?" "She pretended not to know that you have a rich sister. You said you were married, and I let you live with me, but what happened? What is she doing? She's playing tricks. Show me the show. I'm afraid there won't be enough roles. , Return the job and make trouble..." Li Yi interrupted: "Didn't they ask you to find them?" Li Qin doesn't like this: "If you didn't ask me, then what if she can't find a job for the rest of her life? Do you have to support her for the rest of her life? She also has a son. In the future, when her son goes to school to marry a wife, who will spend the money?" Of course she doesn't have to ask me, you are my younger brother, can I watch you suffer with her?"

Li Yi said: "Sister, do you mean that if I don't have a sister like you, Yang Xin won't be nice to me?" Li Qin made an in-depth analysis: "Whether she loves you or not is one thing, but whether she loves you or not is another. Your sister and I are also divorced. I know that it is difficult for a woman to live alone and needs a man. It’s just that there is nothing, whether it’s talking or sending text messages, it’s called a spiritual need. It’s easy to ‘get along with you’, and it doesn’t cost money, it’s just a waste of time, but for divorced women, isn’t there a lot of work? The work is worth it What kind of money? But if you want to live with you, then this determination is not ordinary. I can understand the beginning of Yang Xin's fight with you, the long night of sleepless sleep, making phone calls to make fun of boredom, she made fun of you, you Use her as a distraction, but I just can't figure it out, after she came to our house once or twice, she has to force her to marry you, do you think it's strange?"

Li Yi has been listening patiently, but he couldn't help it when he heard this, and said to Li Qin: "Sister, if she is really like what you think, she would just find a rich man to marry, why not?" Are you looking for me? There are many rich men." "It's a lot, but a rich man, is that money so easy for her to spend? Her beauty and tricks are just to fool you. She has figured out you and me too. , she knows that if you open your mouth to ask me for money, I have to give it to you, I am the only relative in this world like you." Li Qin said, almost crying. Seeing Li Qin like this, Li Yi knew that Li Qin was thinking of his own sadness, so he quickly shut up.

Li Qin also didn't want to do this in front of Li Yi. She stood up and went to the bedroom, came out with a stack of money in her hand, put it in front of Li Yi, and said, "Buddhas rely on gold clothes, people rely on clothes. Yang Xin doesn't have any decent clothes either." , she will become Wang Dafei's assistant in the future, so she has to pay attention to her image." Li Yi hesitated and nodded. Li Qin sighed, and then said: "You are married now, I can't say anything. No matter what, you should move out early, even if it is a temporary rental house. It's not a problem that the ex-husband and ex-wife always live like this. Besides, the sloppy uncle's father is called It doesn't make sense. Also, tell me something you don't like to hear..."

"Tell me something you don't like to hear" was Li Qin's catchphrase, every time she said this, Li Yi frowned.This time is no exception.Li Qin knew that Li Yi didn't want to hear it.But Li Qin thought that whether you like to listen or not, anyway, as a sister, I have to say what I have to say.Li Qin simply frowned, pretending to be earnest: "You are my younger brother, no matter how harsh the words are, I have to say them. A woman like Yang Xin is justified when she does something wrong. When it's over, she will tell you I'm sorry, you still have to say it." You can’t say anything. It’s not generous.” Li Yi couldn't bear it anymore, got annoyed, stood up, and started to leave.Li Qin called him to stop. Li Yi's voice was pleading: "Sister, I have to go to work at night..." Li Qin pouted: "You didn't take the money!" Li Yi wanted to be tough, but his pockets were not hard.Li Yi took the money from the coffee table and said softly, "I'll pay you back as soon as possible." Li Qin sighed and muttered: "It's a good life, but why bother! What if you don't have a sister like me?" Li Yi left, Li Qin poured himself a cup of tea, sat down, and sank in his heart.She is not being hypocritical, but every time she calls Wang Dafei, she will have emotional ups and downs.In fact, sometimes Li Qin wanted to find a reason to call Wang Dafei, but there was no reason.They don't have a child, and if they want to have a child, they can use the child to talk about something.Li Yi asked her for help. Although she was annoyed, she was still willing to make this call in her heart.It gave her an excuse after all. Li Qin chose the time slot of three o'clock in the afternoon.Wang Dafei is generally busy in the morning, sometimes he has to accompany clients at noon, and takes a nap when he is not with clients, and he is relatively free at three o'clock in the afternoon.But Li Qin did not expect that when she called, Wang Dafei was chairing a meeting of the company's top executives.As soon as Wang Dafei answered the phone, Li Qin could feel that his call was not at the right time. In Haida's office, Wang Dafei sat on the seat at the end of the conference room, with piercing eyes. It was at this time that Li Qin's call came to his mobile phone.Wang Dafei glanced at the caller ID and picked it up.In full view. Li Qin: "Is it convenient to talk?" Wang Dafei: "Convenient and convenient." People at a table in the meeting room looked at each other.Wang Dafei stood up and went straight to the door.With the arrogance of a great leader. Li Qin finished speaking in a few words, without any twists and turns.She knew her ex-husband well, and it was best to speak up when she had something to say, because his time was precious.Wang Dafei understood halfway through, and said, "No problem. You ask Li Yi to bring his wife to me." Li Qin: "It's okay if you find it difficult or feel inappropriate, I didn't agree to them anyway." Wang Dafei: "Why are you being polite?" Li Qin said politely, "Then please." Wang Dafei: "Don't be so oblivious. Are you okay with your fall? I've been busy recently, so I came to see you..." When Li Qin heard this, she was touched on the one hand, but on the other hand, the resentment in her heart rushed up again, and she almost shed tears. Her tone suddenly became stiff, and she said, "What's so good? Haven't seen enough before?" Wang Dafei sensed Li Qin's emotional change from the phone, and was also a little embarrassed, and said with a dry smile, "Whether you have seen enough or not, it depends on what you say." Immediately, without waiting for Li Qin to respond, he quickly changed the subject, saying: "What's the name of Li Yi's wife? Sun Rong?" Li Qin: "That's the old one, now it's changed, it's called Yang Xin." Wang Dafei: "Hey, when did it happen? Why didn't you tell me?" Li Qin was annoyed: "What are you telling me?" For those words from Li Qin that were emotional and difficult to answer, Wang Dafei took the initiative to adopt the method of "stop for a moment and start a new chapter", which is equivalent to writing an article. After finishing a paragraph, start a new line with two blank spaces.Wang Dafei did the same this time. He stopped for about 20 seconds, and then asked: "How are you? Don't be bored at home all the time, go out and have fun when you have time." Li Qin became angry: "I, you don't care about it. You care about what you should care about!" Pause again.Another 20 seconds.Start a new line with two blank spaces.Wang Dafei said: "Okay, when you have time, we can meet." "Forget it. You're so busy, I don't have anything to see." Li Qin said more and more bluntly. After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone, feeling dejected by himself.Before making this call to Wang Dafei, Li Qin made himself a cup of tea, and the tea leaves were floating on the water.After making a phone call, all the tea leaves fell to the bottom of the cup. It turned out that a cup of steaming tea became cold and darker in color.Li Qin thought, tomorrow, there will be tea stains in the teacup, and it will be difficult to clean the tea stains.Thinking of this, she took the cup of herbal tea in her hand.It is not the saddest thing for people to leave the tea cold. The sad thing is that the tea is poured out, and there is still such a ring on the cup.Li Qin's seal is Wang Dafei. Wang Dafei hung up the phone.It was also a moment of depression.Afterwards, he adjusted his mood a little bit, and opened the door. The love for his son and daughter on his face just now was gone, and it was a face of a president who did not change his face when Mount Tai collapsed in front of him.All the high-level people in the seat immediately sat up straight and became serious.Wang Dafei sat in his seat and continued the meeting.Using modern management terminology, Wang Dafei is a person with a strong "emotional management" ability. This kind of person does not need to make a transition at all from "farewell to drunkness" to "refilling the wine and re-opening the banquet". In the blink of an eye, it's done! Li Yi took Yang Xin to meet Wang Dafei, Wang Dafei was very generous and arranged for Yang Xin to be an assistant to the president. Li Yi reminded Yang Xin and took the lead in saying, "Thank you, Mr. Wang." Just as Yang Xin was about to imitate cats and imitate Li Yi, he said "Thank you Mr. Wang", Wang Dafei waved his hand: "No thanks, no thanks. I also need an assistant here, but I haven't been able to find a suitable one. Now it seems overcrowded, but I really need one." A suitable one is very difficult. Let’s just talk about an assistant, it’s hard to find. A young girl, she’s not well-proportioned, she’s well-proportioned. Don't worry." He said while pressing a button on the table.After a while, a vigorous young man in a white shirt knocked on the door and came in. Wang Dafei called him Xiao Wang and ordered him to take Yang Xin to go through various procedures.At first glance, Xiao Wang is the kind of kid who is very clever, decent and won the boss's favorite.He smiled at Yang Xin, warm and professional, and said, "Assistant Yang, please follow me." Li Yi also stood up and wanted to follow.Wang Dafei called to stop Li Yi: "Just wait here with me, she will come here to find you after completing the formalities." As soon as Yang Xin left, Wang Dafei asked Li Yi, "When did it happen?" Li Yi: "A while ago." Wang Dafei: "I'm asking when will you guys be able to get on?" Li Yi said: "I can't remember either. We used to be colleagues." Wang Dafei suddenly asked: "Did she take the initiative?" Li Yi was a little embarrassed and didn't answer.Wang Dafei laughed and said, "Actually, this man should not get married until he is forty. Anyone who gets married before forty is a tragedy." Li Yi: "My situation is different. Sun Rong left me." Wang Dafei seems to have a lot of questions today: "She is fine, why did she leave you?" Li Yi couldn't answer for a while. Wang Dafei suddenly sighed: "It doesn't matter who stays with whom, it's the same! Before the age of forty, a man doesn't know what he wants at all. So it is said that there is no confusion at forty, and you will understand after forty. Before forty, it is When you meet the right one, you are childish and young and don’t know how to cherish it. It’s useless. After the age of forty, even if you meet someone who is not so suitable, you are mature and tolerant and have some means, so you can handle it.” Coming out of Wang Dafei's company, Yang Xin was so excited.Holding Li Yi's arm, he was so happy that he couldn't help walking.Li Yi also felt that he had a lot of face.The two walked and chatted. "Your sister really cares about what she says." Yang Xin had unprecedented positive comments on Li Qin. "It's mainly because my brother-in-law is nice." "Where did your elbow go?" "Really, my brother-in-law even asked me to be my sister's companion." "Is Zhang Luo successful?" "If that's the case, can my sister still be alone now?" "Hey, what kind of mentality do you think your brother-in-law is doing? Is he the one who is sorry for your sister?" "Can we not talk about it?" Yang Xin provoked: "Why can't we talk about this?" Li Yi: "This man and woman can't live together, so why do you have to be sorry for whom? Then you say you and Ma Wen are sorry for whom?" Yang Xin said seriously: "Li Yi, we can agree, neither of us is allowed to mention the other's past." Li Yi stopped talking.Yang Xin hit Li Yi to show his affection to Li Yi. Li Yi understood Yang Xin's meaning and smiled at Yang Xin, expressing that he didn't care.Yang Xin suggested to buy something for Li Qin to express his gratitude.Li Yi said: "My sister lacks nothing, but a good man." Yang Xin said: "I can't help you with this. Your sister's starting point is too high. Once the sea was too difficult for water, ordinary men will no longer be able to fall into her eyes." Li Yi sighed: "Who said it wasn't?" Yang Xin is a person who doesn't want to owe others.After working for a few days, I discussed with Li Yi to invite Li Qin to come to my house.Li Yi thought, good thing, just take this opportunity to let them settle their suspicions.After looking for a weekend, I discussed with Ma Wen in advance and asked Ma Wen to take Sloppy to Happy Valley.Marvin used to be the last one who was reluctant to take the children out, it was tiring and costly, why bother?But since the introduction of the "competition mechanism", Marvin has gained momentum.The child is not like this, whoever treats him well, he thinks who is good.Sloppy is also a thief. Whatever he wants, he asks Li Yi directly. Li Yi is soft-faced, so he usually buys them, and he also buys the best ones.Once Marvin asked Sloppy whether he liked his father or his uncle more.Sloppy didn't have any politeness at all, he directly answered "It doesn't matter", and said that when he didn't have an uncle before, it was difficult to go to Happy Valley, so it's better to have an uncle.Marvin was so angry that his stomach hurt for several days.Another time, when Ma Wen was in full swing with Huang Xiaofen, Ma Wen tentatively asked Ma Hu: "Will you be unhappy if Dad moves out?" I have my own room, and my classmates have a place to play when they come.” Marvin was extremely disappointed and said, "Are you bombarding me?" Sloppy asked a rhetorical question, almost throwing Marvin over the head: "Dad, why are other people's houses so big, but ours is so small?" Ma Wensheng carried it on his shoulders, letting his breath flow, and asked, "Ma Hu wants to live in a big house?" Sloppy nod.So Ma Wen educated the sloppy in a dignified manner, saying: "The sloppy should study hard, he will be successful in the future, earn a lot of money, and buy a big house, okay?" The sloppy Tong Yan Wuji hit the nail on the head and said, "Dad, then you must have not studied hard when you were young!" Ma Wen quickly declared: "Why didn't I study hard? My math, physics and chemistry scores were the highest in our school back then." Sloppy asked back: "Then why don't you have a big house now?" Marvin was speechless.Marvin found out that he was still a good father in his father's era, and a filial son was born under the stick. How can there be so much talk about being a son?A son does not think his mother is ugly, and a dog does not think his family is poor. These are the most basic qualities of being a son and daughter.It's not like now, a father like you is not as good as someone else's father, and you don't have the confidence to speak in front of your son.Once, Ma Wen was dizzy with sloppy anger, and said to Yang Xin, "Your son will treat whoever is good to him." Yang Xin said: "What's the matter? Isn't that what people should do? Oh, the worse you treat him, the better you insist on treating him. Isn't that asking for guilt?" Ma Wen knew that Yang Xin was taking advantage of the problem, so he said to Yang Xin: "Sloppy is your inheritance, right?" Li Qin came by taxi and walked in, not as a guest, but as an inspection.Accompanied by Li Yi, "This is the bathroom", "This kitchen", "This bedroom", Li Qin turned to the door of Ma Wen's house, stretched out his hand to push, but Li Yi stopped him, and then said awkwardly: "Who does that belong to. "Li Qin retracted her hand.Yang Xin hurriedly added on the side: "It's okay, he usually doesn't lock the door, and the key is inserted in the door." Then, he went to push the door of Ma Wen's room, and Li Qin glanced at it. Yang Xin smiled and said: "Our house is a bit crowded and the space is small. Fortunately, summer vacation is coming soon, and Ma Hu will go to his grandma's house when the time comes." Li Qin didn't follow Yang Xin's words, she turned to Li Yi: "You both have jobs now, so why can't you get a loan? You all make up the down payment, and I'll pay you if there is any difference." Li Yi vaguely agreed, perfunctory, and said, "Okay, there's no rush." Li Qin: "This matter is not urgent, why is it urgent?" Li Yi said smoothly: "No, yes, Ma Wen is currently on a blind date. There are several of them, all of whom have cars and houses..." After hearing this, Li Qin didn't take it seriously, and said casually, "Are you looking for a wife or a house?" Li Yi took a quick look at Yang Xin and found that Yang Xin was a little uncomfortable. Li Yi quickly corrected her sister's thinking and said, "Sister, there is no contradiction between finding a wife and finding a house. Besides, there is no love for no reason in the world." , the superstructure needs an economic base.” Li Qin's energy as a commentator came up again: "Why are men like this now? It's not too shameful to plot against women. It seems to be fashionable to eat soft food and be a bad face." Yang Xin was upset when Li Qin talked about Ma Wen, after all, Ma Wen was her ex-husband.Yang Xin said: "Since it's only natural for women to spend money from men, why can't men spend money from women? It's not shameless for women to spend money on men. Why should a man be called a poor face when he spends money on women?" Li Qin choked for a long time and couldn't speak.Li Yi's face was pale, and he couldn't find any way to make up for it. He knew that Li Qin must be mad, so she didn't mind people saying that she spent Wang Dafei's money! Li Qin left Li Yi and Yang Xin with a livid face, and took a taxi home by himself.Li Yi chased her downstairs, and said to Li Qin, "Sister, Yang Xin is just like that, she can't speak out of her head! She didn't mean that." Li Qin stopped and said to Li Yi, "Does she mean that? She is your wife, and I am your sister. She is the palm of your hand, and I am the back of your hand. In the future, it may not even be the back of your hand, but your heel." Li Yi was nervous: "Sister, are you angry?" With tears in Li Qin's eyes, she said, "What can I do if I'm angry?" A taxi came, Li Qin waved, the car stopped, Li Qin stretched out his hand to get on the door of the car.Li Yi stood alone by the side of the road, listless, sighed, and walked back. Until the evening, Li Yi was immersed in playing games.Yang Xin tried all the tricks she could think of, such as shaking Li Yi's arm and saying that I was wrong, or leaning on Li Yi's shoulder and saying you forgive me, but no matter what, Li Yi just pretended to be a sculpture and ignored him. she.Yang Xin also thought about "sex seduction". She changed into misty pajamas, T-shaped pants, and stilettos, but as soon as her hands touched Li Yi, Li Yi said disgustedly: "Take your hands away." It made Yang Xin very boring and boring. This is the first real cold war since they got married.If you want to put it aside, Yang Xin will guarantee that she will go to bed and sleep with the light on. If you ignore me, I will ignore you.But now, Yang Xin has already been divorced once, and she knows that doing so would hurt her feelings the most. Instead of a cold war, it would be better to confront her head-on.But this confrontation needs a fuse.If there is no fuse, World War II will not be fought.It can be seen that the fuse is important.The ancients spoke, and the name is justified. What is "name"?For military strategists, politicians, conspirators, and careerists, "name" is the fuse, and it is impossible to succeed without a name. By summarizing his failed marriage with Ma Wen, Yang Xin came to a conclusion that dialogue is better than cold war. If one party does not cooperate and refuses to talk, then he has to find a fuse to create trouble and start a war, just like thousands of human beings. As has often been done in a century of history, if there is no agreement, we will settle it with war.Liu Ru once told Yang Xin that any great reunification in the world is actually the result of war, and at the end of peace talks, it is usually either independence or secession or compensation.How did America become the United States?That was typed.How did the USSR become the CIS?That's what was voted on.At that time, Yang Xin was getting divorced, and Liu Ru taught Yang Xin every day that there was a conflict between the husband and wife, and they would rather quarrel, even if they fought, and their noses were bruised and their faces were swollen, than to bear the humiliation and settle the matter peacefully.Husband and wife can't be reasonable, if you are reasonable, don't be a couple.The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water. If the relationship between men and women is mixed with plain water, it will be over.What does a man want from you?Like a silk man? The "fuse" Yang Xin found was to unplug the network cable.Li Yi is different from Ma Wen, if this is Ma Wen, he will definitely jump up.Li Yi didn't, Li Yi sat indifferently, like a piece of wood. Yang Xin pulled up the chair, sat next to Li Yi, and said sincerely: "Can we talk? We are not young anymore, so there is no need to ignore each other when we encounter problems, right? Just say what you want, and I don't care. No, you should criticize and criticize..." Li Yi: "You made my sister so angry..." Yang Xin: "Am I angry with her or is she angry with me? Let me tell you the truth, if she wasn't your sister..." Li Yi suddenly raised his voice: "She is my sister!" Yang Xin: "She is your sister, so she has the right to make irresponsible remarks about other people's lives?" Li Yi: "What nonsense is she talking about? Besides, when a family speaks behind closed doors, it is like a campaign speech. What should be said, what should not be said, what is appropriate, what can be opened Talk, are you tired?" Yang Xin originally wanted to fight back, but seeing that Li Yi was really in a hurry, he quickly resorted to soft tricks, calmed down Li Yi, and said with a playful smile: "You, you shouldn't be in a hurry to find a partner for Ma Wen, you should be in a hurry to find someone for Ma Wen." Your sister is looking for a man. This woman, at a certain age, will change her temper and mentality without a man. To a certain extent, she is called a pervert. Of course, your sister has not yet reached this level. " Li Yi still didn't like to listen: "Why are you talking like that? My sister found you the job." Yang Xin picked up the conversation: "I was just about to say, why am I out of work? I was working hard, but why did I resign, why did I resign? Why did I get to be an assistant?" Li Yi didn't take over, after all, Yang Xin's resignation had something to do with him.But he was unwilling to borrow the slope so easily to get off the donkey.Why?Back to Yang Xin, he was so angry that he was half dead, and then he said a few soft words and it was over.Li Yi stood up, walked to the bed, lay down, and took a stack of newspapers to read.Yang Xin took the initiative to show his favor, lay down next to him, deliberately squeezed him, Li Yi moved a little, Yang Xin squeezed a little, Li Yi had no room to move, so he squeezed Yang Xin, the two squeezed each other, and finally both of them couldn't hold back, Happy. Yang Xin saw Li Yile, and quickly seized the opportunity to "remonstrate": "Hey, give your sister a call." Li Yi: "What did you say?!" Yang Xin: "Just chat a few words, otherwise, she will be alone, and I won't bear it no matter how angry I get." Li Yi thought for a while, sighed, and said, "Forget about it today, I know my sister's temper, and I'm calling her now to scold her." Yang Xin: "She's alone, you just let her scold her, and she'll feel better." Li Yi hesitated, Yang Xin handed Li Yi the phone.Hundreds of steelmaking can be soft around the fingers.In front of Li Yi, Yang Xin's figure was much softer than that of "Hundred Steel Refining". The call came, and Li Qin answered it.Li Yi had nothing to say: "Sister, what are you doing?" Li Qin said calmly, "Watching TV." Li Yi: "What TV are you watching?" Li Qin: "Are you okay? It's okay to hang up." Li Yi: "Look at you, don't I care about you?" Li Qin hung up the phone with a "click".The TV is playing a program alone.Sitting alone on the sofa, Li Qin suddenly burst into tears.She kept wiping her tears with her hands, but the tears kept gushing out. Li Yi looked at Yang Xin, and put the receiver back in place. Seeing this, Yang Xin asked guiltily, "Is your sister still angry?" Li Yi said sadly: "My sister is actually quite difficult." Yang Xin said: "To be honest, your sister is blessed and won't enjoy it. Do you think your sister still misses Wang Dafei? Hey, this person is afraid that he will compete with himself..." Li Yi calmed down and said, "Go to bed, what time is it. I have to go to work tomorrow." Yang Xin leaned his little head on Li Yi's arm, and said to Li Yi, "Why doesn't your sister find another one?" "It's easy for you to say. She stays at home all day, where do you ask her to find her? There must be a chance to meet this man and woman, right?" "Can't you slap and slap your sister?" "I'll just sign up for pimp.com. Even my sister and your ex-husband will do it all." "My ex-husband is easy to handle. He's a man..." "Why is it easy for a man? If it's easy, you have to have a car and a house. If you don't have anything, it's difficult." "That's right, you said that women nowadays, those who have their own houses, must be picky; those who don't have a house, they will be even more picky." "Where can I find a woman who has a house and doesn't care too much?" "That's your sister." Yang Xin said this as a joke, but Li Yi frowned, and after thinking for a while, he really fell in love and said, "Hey, it might work." Yang Xin thought Li Yi was As long as he said that, he didn't take it seriously, but when Yang Xin called Li Yi to see the old lady on the weekend, Li Yi said, "Ah, I can't make it today. I have to arrange for Ma Wen to meet my sister today." Yang Xin immediately said: "You just don't want to see my mother, so you can't find something like this?" Li Yi scratched his head: "Oh, when your mother saw me, she played drums and asked me how my job was and when I would buy a house..." "Then is it wrong for my mother to ask?" "That's right, that's right, but am I ashamed to go? You said it's a big weekend, we'll change buses several times and run all the way there. It doesn't matter to you. You are her daughter. I'm a man. Go and listen to her." Scolding, I have to do housework for a long time, and I have to be careful, do you think I feel uncomfortable?" "Then do you plan to never see my mother in this life?" "Of course not! When we have money and bought a house, I have to pick her up and let her enjoy life every day!" Yang Xin pursed her lips in joy, and said to Li Yi: "If you don't go, you won't go, and I don't have to go to my mother's house, why did you go to your sister's house?" Li Yi said, "Isn't that for Ma Wen?" Yang Xin opened his mouth wide: "Are you really going to introduce your sister to Ma Wen?" Li Yi looked at her: "What's the matter? Do you have an opinion?" Yang Xin immediately said: "What can I have an opinion on? It's not my sister." After a pause, he added: "You really can't bear the fact that the child can't catch the wolf." Li Yi immediately chased after him and asked, "Let's make it clear, who is the child and who is the wolf?" Ma Wen was lying on the bed, and heard Yang Xin going out and Li Yi's voice sending her away.Marvin rolled over and continued to sleep.Li Yi's footsteps reached the door of Marvin's room.Li Yi knocked on the door of Ma Wen's room, and Ma Wen lay on the bed, shouting: "There is a key on the door, open it yourself!" Li Yi came in and sat on the chair opposite Marvin's bed.Ma Wen looked at Li Yi in a daze, and said, "Yang Xin has returned to her mother's house?" Li Yi: "Ah." Marvin sat up and said, "Why don't you follow her when she goes back to her mother's house? What else do you have to talk to me behind her back?" Li Yi didn't answer, and asked Ma Wen directly: "Hey, let me ask you, as a man, what unique skills do you have?" Ma Wen thought for a long time, shook his head and said, "No." Then he asked Li Yi, "What are you doing?" Li Yi said, "Okay, okay." When it was over, he asked Ma Wen, "Do you understand what I said?" Although Marvin was astonished as much as he wanted, he still nodded to show his understanding. Li Yi urged Ma Wen: "Then get up quickly, take a shower, and think about it along the way. If you have any special skills, show my sister a few tricks later to prove that you are a man." Ma Wen resumed his foolishness: "You want me to be your sister's comfort husband?" Li Yi picked up a small decoration on Ma Wen's table and was about to smash Ma Wen, Ma Wen hurriedly shouted: "Don't, don't, don't, didn't you tell me to show me a few hands to prove that I am a man?" Li Yi: "I mean, you have to show off a few things that women can't do, such as repairing a TV, changing parts for a washing machine, etc." Marvin said, "Then I'll change the gas for her. I can still carry the gas tank." Li Yi said, "Are you okay? Who doesn't have piped gas now?" Li Yi and Ma Wen took a taxi to Li Qin's house. 在路上，马文忽然想到什么，问李义：“你姐今年多大了？” 李义不以为然地说：“我姐当然比我大。” 马文执着地要李义正面回答，说：“你少废话！究竟比你大几岁？” “那我得好好算算。” “你直接说哪一年的吧。” 李义翻翻白眼说：“什么哪一年的？” “你姐是哪一年出生的？” “我还真不记得了，她出生得比我早，我怎么知道？” “你说你推三拖四的，有意思吗？不就问一个年龄吗？” “这不是年龄不年龄的问题。” “那是什么问题？” “这是感觉不感觉的问题。你要是跟我姐姐对上感觉了，年龄就不是问题；要是对不上感觉，那一切都是瞎掰。” “既然这样，你跟我说说你姐多大又怎么啦？” 李义翻马文一眼，说：“我真不知道，肯定比我大。” 马文问：“那你多大？” 李义马上说：“反正比你小。” 马文又好气又好笑。 李芹对李义和马文的突然来访感到十分意外，李义神秘兮兮的，一见着李芹就特客气地大声寒暄：“姐，你气色越来越好了。” 李芹没接茬，把李义二位让进屋。李义进了门就转身对跟着的马文吆五喝六地张罗着：“换鞋换鞋。” 李芹鞋柜里只有一双拖鞋。李义让给马文，说：“我光脚就成。”又对李芹：“您怎么不多准备两双鞋子。” 李芹没好气：“多准备给谁？” 马文主动要求：“我光脚吧。” 李芹拦着：“你等等……”转身去卧室，取了一双毛茸茸的卧室拖鞋，马文穿上，李芹看了，觉得很好笑，笑了。 李义和马文双双坐在客厅里，李芹给他们端上茶。李芹刚要跟李义说话，李义就跳起来，跟李芹说：“我打一电话，你们聊。”说完，躲到走廊去了。 客厅只剩马文和李芹，马文有点不知所措，和李芹有上句没下句地敷衍着。 李芹：“李义最喜欢干一些不着四六的事情，一早就说来看我，结果一来就打电话。什么重要的电话，打起来没完没了。” 马文微笑，为了不让气氛太尴尬，马文拼命找着合适的话来接：“李义做事还是挺讲究分寸的，他应该从小就是那种老实孩子吧？” 李芹说：“他是那种看上去老实，其实一点不老实的人。” 马文说：“跟我正好相反，我是那种看上去不老实，其实特别老实的人。” 李芹听了，赶紧给李义找补：“不是不是，他在外面，在班里，在同学中间，都是出了名的老实巴交，就是到我这儿，喜欢折腾。”然后就说了好些他们姐弟小时候的事儿，都是李义怎么恶作剧，李芹怎么跟父母告状，父母怎么不相信，还批评李芹，说你弟弟那么老实不可能！李芹说得津津有味，马文其实没多大听的兴趣，但装着很有兴趣的样子。 过了一会儿，李义打完电话，回来。他故意搞得好奇心特重，生怕错过什么重大细节似的，屁股都没坐稳就忙着打听：“聊什么呢你们俩，聊得这么投机？” 李芹说：“说你上学的时候，总给我捣乱，弄得我后来都强迫症了，到现在做梦还会梦见一上课，打开书包，所有的课本都不见了，书包里一堆不相干的东西，太恐怖了！” 李义迅速看马文一眼，发现马文完全在走神，显然马文对李芹的话题不感兴趣。李义对李芹说：“就这么点事儿，总说总说不嫌烦啊！”又趁李芹还没有说话，赶紧提议：“姐，马文第一次上你这来，你带他参观参观……” 李芹看马文一眼，马文赶紧顺着李义的话说：“这房子得不少钱吧？” 李芹赶紧说：“我这套房子是这片别墅里，规格最差的一种，凑合住还成。” 李义插嘴，说：“这还叫凑合？”转过头对马文：“知道啥叫有钱人了吧？” 李芹说：“别瞎说，我根本就没什么钱！” 李义说：“我又不跟你借钱，人家马文也不会跟你借，别慌着哭穷。”说完，把话头抛给马文，说：“马文，是不是啊？” 马文笑笑，没吱声。 李芹带着马文绕房间各处转悠，多少有些卖弄的意思，边走边指指点点，告诉他为什么要这样安排那样设计，马文干听着，根本不搭腔。 “本来这里是一个吧台，我觉得有点不伦不类，后来就改成茶室，平常在这儿坐一坐，喝杯茶，练练瑜伽，挺舒服的。”李芹说吧台的时候，马文故意抬头看墙上的画。 “哦，这画是我去年拍卖的，本来我去之前，想要的是另一幅，后来看见这幅，就喜欢了。”李芹故意把这画的来历说得很低调，但语气中含着一种小小的炫耀。 马文默默地吃一惊，但尽力克制住自己。李义却在边上添油加醋：“我姐就是神经病，我跟她说，这种画，哪儿没有卖的？非要去拍卖行买，有病。你猜猜她花了多少钱？” 马文故意不猜，等着李义自己说。果然李义以渲染的口气说：“30万！你知道吗？天价！” 李芹对着李义：“你把30万直接挂墙上，能有这个效果吗？” 马文根本不接李芹姐弟的话。他接着往前走，推开一个门，这个房间全是衣柜和鞋柜。李义发出感叹，说：“这才是人住的房子。光是放放鞋和衣服就有一个房间。” 马文还是不说话，李芹却在那里说：“其实，房子太大了，一个人住也不舒服。光是收拾就得大半天。” 马文的眼睛落在一个巨大的浴缸上，里面落满了灰。李芹在边上说：“这个浴缸是最后悔的，只用了一次，在家里总不如去专业的美容院做SPA舒服。” 一圈转下来，又回到客厅，马文落座，端茶要喝，李芹说：“茶凉了吧？”说着，去加热水。 李义悻悻地说：“转这么一圈，茶都凉了！看看人家，再想想我们，我们现在住的，怎么能叫人住的房子，我们他妈的根本就不是人！” 马文说：“别这么说啊。住大房子就是人，住小房子就不是人？那你让一头猪住这儿，那猪就进化成人啦？” 李义说：“你这话什么意思，是骂我姐还是夸我姐？” 马文一行人，在客厅里一坐好几个小时，中间要了两个比萨，吃完了就没什么话了。李芹本不是一个善于张罗的女人，李义也不是一个特别爱聊天的主儿，好容易找到一个话题，说两句就没了，跟沙漠里的河流似的，流着流着就没了。马文不胜其烦，但又不好率先站起来拍拍屁股就走。 李芹虽然不明白李义马文这俩人到底来干什么，但还是猜到了这之中的意思，不过她有点拿不准，而她的性格又不允许她直截了当地问，就只好慎着。马文和李芹都是当事人，马文骄傲，不愿意太上杆子，李芹更骄傲，更不愿意显得主动。结果找话说的重任就责无旁贷地落到可怜的李义身上。 李义说：“姐，你是一个人，有什么不方便的，跟我和马文说一声，我们帮你做。” 李芹心知肚明，但不好说穿，只好含混地答应：“啊，好。” 也许是坐得太久，坐到大脑缺氧，李义不知道哪根筋搭错了，忽然冒出一句：“姐，我们给你清洗一下油烟机吧。” 李芹忙说：“不用，不用。我们小区门口就有清洗油烟机的，挺便宜的。” 李义很严肃地说：“这不是便宜贵的问题，你可是单身，一个人住，不认识的人，怎么可以随便喊回家呢？”说着就招呼马文：“赶紧赶紧，别坐着了……” 马文极被动地站起来，李芹看出马文的不乐意，赶紧上前拦着：“不用不用。” 李义：“姐，你就别跟我们客气了……马文，快点！” 马文只好挽起袖子，跟李义去了厨房…… 李芹看着他们干了一个多小时，根本不得要领，折腾半天，好容易清洗完了，却怎么也装不回去。李义把马文这一通数落，要搁平常，马文早急了，但这不是在李芹家吗？马文只好红着脸支支吾吾，他得给李义这个面子，同时也是维护自己的形象。李芹看不过去，就吩咐李义趁着天还亮，赶紧到小区门口找人帮忙。 李义一走，偌大的房间就只剩马文和李芹。 马文红着脸对李芹说：“真不好意思……” 李芹端详了一阵大卸八块的油烟机，对马文说：“你们是不是安反了？” 马文看了看，说：“是反了。” 李芹指挥马文，俩人终于把抽油烟机装上了。 马文：“你以前看别人干过吧？” 李芹：“就看你们干过。” 马文：“你真厉害。” 李芹：“什么厉害不厉害。” 俩人热热闹闹洗手，说说笑笑，正相互恭维着呢，李义从外面进来，垂头丧气地对李芹说：“奇了怪了，今天怎么一个人都找不见？” 李芹：“就知道你什么都干不了，连个人也找不来！不用啦，我们自力更生，弄好了。” 李义惊讶地看着马文和李芹，呆一分钟，笑起来：“真的？怎么弄上的？”又对马文：“你怎么跟我就不成，跟我姐就成呢？” 这话意思太明显，所有人都听出李义的意图。但都装着没听出来。 李义和马文告辞。李芹似乎是出于客气和礼貌，问了马文联系办法。 李义：“姐，马文是个电脑高手，您不是要置办一台电脑吗？找马文给你攒一台。” 李芹把目光投向马文，马文赶紧说：“没问题没问题。” 李芹一笑：“那我怎么找你？” 马文掏出钱包，找出名片，说：“这是我办公室电话，家里电话，跟李义的一样。” 李义干笑，为缓解尴尬气氛，对李芹说：“姐，你也给马文一个联系办法。” 李芹到这里，基本上完全弄明白了李义和马文的目的，她大方地打量马文，然后从便笺簿上撕了一张漂亮的便笺，给马文写了自己的家庭号码、手机号码，并且对马文说：“我一般在家的时候，都不开手机。” 马文答应着，接过来。 李义与马文打上车。李义不无得意地问马文：“喂，觉得我姐怎么样？” 马文不吭声。 李义有些不高兴：“你这是什么意思？” 马文还是不吭声，隔了一会儿，小声嘀咕：“你姐又有钱又漂亮……” 李义：“又有钱又漂亮有什么不好？” “好……”马文的语调中明显含着犹豫和否定。说完这句，马文就扭过脸，看车窗外面，只给李义一个大后脑勺。 李义牛逼哄哄地盯住马文的后脑勺，说：“你摆什么谱！就因为我姐比你大了几岁？我告诉你，女大三，抱金砖，这事就算你肯，我姐还未必乐意呢！” 马文一直在摆弄李芹给他写着电话号码的便笺，这会儿，他把那漂亮的便笺纸叠成一飞机，摇下车窗玻璃，一放手，便笺飞机飞了出去。 李义勃然：“马文，你，你，你……” 马文一乐，转过脸，对李义说：“你姐漂亮有钱，跟我有什么关系？张曼玉还漂亮有钱呢！前面给我踩一脚。” 李义：“干什么呀？” 马文：“下车。”