Chapter 15 Chapter Thirteen "Twenty Seven Kiss Lost in Summer"

The parent meeting was very successful.The whole process was presided over by Ouyang Feifei and Liang Haojie. First, the school’s unified broadcast school meeting, followed by the host’s speech, the teacher’s representative, the student’s representative, and finally Liu Dabei came on stage, eloquent and eloquent. It tells about the various states of the students in Class 1 (3) from study to life, from micro to macro, and from individual to general since the beginning of school.As a "translator", Lin Jiani could keep up with the teacher at first, but then Liu Dabei got into the mood and her speech speed increased. She stood on the stage with a smile on her face for a while, and then sat down to listen to the lecture.The parents of this generation in Guangdong are not so estranged from Mandarin, and Liu Dabei's "Beijing Movies" are generally still very clear.When the lecture was over, Huang Jiaju's "Really Love You" was played, and everyone entered the classroom and sang along.After the music was played, he asked the parents to turn back, and the students lined up and bowed deeply, shouting in unison: "Mom and Dad, you have worked hard!" Many mothers were moved to tears.The most impressive thing about the parent meeting was that Liu Dabei selected six student representatives to speak, from the best to the last, the most obedient and the most mischievous, the most unknown and the most distinctive.Huang Qiuhao's speech on the stage was humorous and frank, which made the parents laugh out loud; Ye Xuechun cried on the stage as she talked, she felt that adults always force us to study hard, and there is nothing else but study. Every time I try my best, but my parents always only look at the results, not the hard work... .I often feel like I am carrying a five-element mountain on my back, and I can't breathe heavily... .We can all understand the hard work of parents earning money to support their families, but please parents can also understand that we also have the same huge pressure... .

A week after the parents' meeting, Liu Dabei received a letter from Mai Zehui's father.The letter emphasized Liu Dabei's speech that day in a very exaggerated tone, which had a great "shock" on him.He never knew how to communicate with children before, and the children seldom even called their father.But since the kid went to high school, every week when he went home, he would mention "Old Liu" at the dinner table.The last time he came to a meeting, he realized that "Old Liu is not old", how many years younger than his eldest daughter!But knowledge and eloquence are top-notch, no wonder the child will fall in love with him!After the parent meeting, I feel that Liu Dabei is not only his son's teacher, but also his own teacher!He is willing to ask Mr. Liu for more advice if he has the opportunity.What's even more exaggerated is that he even took notes on Liu Dabei's speech that day!Mai Zehui's father opened a company in Shenzhen with 50 employees.This boss is also humble enough!Two days later, he even drove to the school gate, and invited Liu Dapei to dinner even if he was killed.While drinking Wuliangye, his face was flushed, Liu Dabei exchanged the "Teaching Children's Manual" with others, but it was just a retelling of what was said at the parent meeting, to the effect:

"...The children of the 1990s are not only different from those in the 1970s and 1960s, but also different from their own group in the 1980s. Due to the development of information, they are a "non-authoritative" generation, and it is easy to obtain information. The mystery of authority has disappeared! In my own generation, teachers and parents are often in awe, but they are not at all! So to deal with this generation, you really have to put down your airs and be completely democratic , do not underestimate them, listen to them seriously, in this way, they will become very reasonable; on the contrary, they will not buy your account at all, and you will be so angry that you have nothing to do! It is often said that this generation is difficult to manage, but in fact, the times have changed. Children have changed, but the way parents educate their children has not changed. To deal with the "non-authoritative" generation, they still use the same method as they used to deal with children in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s, blindly using various names of "authority" to forcefully suppress children , Isn't this the same as seeking a sword? This is not the same as the era of airplanes and cannons. Do you still use big knives and spears? "Times change, and changes are appropriate." The same is true for children's education. You can't use old methods to solve new problems. question…… "

Lin Jiani noticed that the teacher often leaned on the railing of the classroom balcony, watching the students downstairs come and go chasing and frolicking, or overlooking the morning and dusk of the high-rise buildings in the distant city.After class, sometimes class is over, sometimes he comes early before get out of class, sometimes he reads early and sometimes studies by himself, he leans on the railing and does not know what he is thinking about.He just kept silent and stood there for a long time.One afternoon, during the whole self-study period, the teacher was nailed there like a heron, his back and hair were dyed golden red by the setting sun.After class was over, Jiani walked to him curiously, following the teacher's gaze, there was a handsome boy downstairs.The boy walked away, but the teacher still stared at the stone chair, empty and melancholy.

"Teacher, what are you looking at?" Jiani asked, but she didn't answer, she asked again. "Oh! It's nothing, just looking blindly!" Liu Dabei responded hastily, as if suddenly awakened from a state of meditation. "You've been standing here for almost an hour!" "Hehe, is it? I don't even know!" "Teacher, you seem to have something on your mind. Why do you always look thoughtful? We have noticed you many times!" "No. It's just that I have nothing to do standing here and thinking wildly. Our class is on a high ground. Standing on the sixth floor, looking around desolately, everyone has become a poet!" Worry is born! Hehe..."

"That's teacher, you are too sensitive! Did you notice that boy just now?" "Well, I see. Why isn't he wearing a school uniform?" "Teacher, you don't know yet? I heard that they are from Taiwan..." At this point, Huang Qiuhao suddenly leaned forward, put his hand on Liu Dabei's shoulder, and said casually: "Taiwan boy! He looks like a woman! He's in class 15! He looks like a woman, and speaks more like Woman, so soft, I feel like vomiting after hearing it!" "Come on, you. Are you Cantonese speaking Mandarin the same? It's just the same! 'Don't laugh at crows'! Hehe..."

"I think that boy is quite handsome..." Jiani said. "That's what you girls think? It's a pity, a pity, teacher, let me tell you, people in their class say that guy is gay..." Huang Qiuhao described it vividly, and Lin Jiani turned and left. "Ms. Liu, I'm Yan Ge. I'm so bored to death, can I talk to you tonight?" At noon on Saturday, while eating in the dining hall, Liu Dabei suddenly received this text message.When I arrived at the playground at night, the surroundings were quiet except for the rustling of the mango and banyan trees in the breeze.The third year of high school is also on holiday this week, and the campus is empty.The two walked slowly from under the street lights of the basketball court to the plastic track.

"I found that you really look like Zhou Bichang! I didn't take a closer look last time, but this time I look more and more like you! The voice of your voice is also like..." "If only I were Zhou Bichang, I wouldn't run into this trouble, oh..." "What's wrong? What's bothering you? You're a very optimistic girl..." "Where did Teacher Liu come to such a conclusion?" "'A Maverick Pig', huh..." "Oh, did you go to my QQ zone to see it?" "Yes, the name of your space. Your articles are also well written. Do you like Wang Xiaobo?"

"Wang Xiaobo—my favorite! I love that ugly man!" "In Guangdong, you are the first 'Wang Xiaobo's lackey' I know! Hehe. He seems to have little influence in Guangdong. I have asked many students, and they have never heard of it..." "Well, yes. I'm the only one who likes Xiaobo in the literature club. We Cantonese are not educated. I recommended "My Spiritual Homeland" to a girl, and she said she couldn't understand it! Really, alas, What an idiot..." "Besides Wang Xiaobo, who else do you like?" "Zhou Guoping. He likes to talk about philosophy. I think he is very feminine, and his personality is quite attractive to girls..."

"Really? Then you like little men?" "That's not true. Appreciation is appreciation, and I'm sure I can't bear it if I meet it in reality! I'd rather a man be rough and unreasonable..." "I think you are too. Any favorite writers?" "Jin Yong! I've read all of his novels, 'Flying Snow Shoots White Deer, Laughing Book Hero Yibi Yuan'..." "Which one do you like the most?" ".I read it many times. I think I will be like Li Mochou one day? It's a perverted idea..." "Hehe, very few girls like martial arts. Not only have you read it, but you can also sympathize with Li Mochou, which proves that you have read it, not bad..."

"Oh, Mr. Liu, let's be serious. I invited you this time, and it's 'nothing to go to the Three Treasures Palace'." "Really? But it's okay to say!" "Okay! I just like Teacher Liu, you speak quickly. I fell in love with the wrong person at the wrong time and at the wrong place... The worst thing is that the wrong person can't fall in love with me if he doesn't make mistakes..." "and then?" "Then this person has a very important relationship with you. I want you to help me be the old man and say good things..." "Is it of great importance to me?" "To be clear, he is in your class...." "Hehehehe... I know who you are talking about!" "Miss Liu, are you willing to help? I find my request seems very rude, unreasonable, even absurd..." "I deeply sympathize and understand you, and thank you for trusting me so much. But I have to say, you are one step too late! Hehe..." "What does 'one step behind' mean?" "'One step too late' means that 'Famous Grass' already has an owner, and you can only look at the ocean and sigh, 'I wish I could meet you when you were not married'!" "Does Huang Kai have a girlfriend?" "Yeah! And she's the 'class flower' of our class, hehe..." "'Banhua'? Oh, I've seen that girl. She seems to be from other provinces. She looks white and tender..." "Yes, from Kunming, Yunnan." "Oh, depressed, depressed..." "Depressed what?" "Kong Kong had a good time, I thought he was thinking about it..." "Why do you like Huang Kai? It makes me feel very strange." "'Jie Di Lian' ah, this is popular now! Hehe... Actually, it's not true anymore, I just think he's handsome." "You're honest! Did you give Huang Kai any presents on his birthday last time?" "Yes. Give him a Winnie the Pooh..." "interesting." "Oh, but that's okay! You've blown away my fantasy by saying that! Well, happy! I like it! But, Mr. Liu, you know they're dating and still let it go?" "What else can I do if I don't let it go? How about I break them up and let you continue with Huang Kai? Hehe..." "I didn't mean that. I heard that you are very good at class management. Everyone in your class respects you like a god! You are also very good at beating mandarin ducks!" "Hehe, those are all rumors in the rivers and lakes! It's nonsense! There has been a 'stick to beat mandarin ducks', but it is not 'stick to beat', it is to persuade the mandarin ducks: spring has not come yet, if you go to play in the water, you will so cold!" "That's true! But why are you only pampering Huang Kai? Everyone in your class says he is your 'son'..." "Really? Do you know his past?" "Knows some. His parents divorced very early. He's been with his dad since he was 7 years old..." "I think his irritability comes from home. If he wants to feel what love is, he will become gentle, and he will be promising in the future, otherwise he will be ruined! He is more than masculine, but not feminine..." "Well, no wonder Mr. Liu tolerated him so much! When he mentioned you, he didn't say anything, but he admired you very much in his heart. No, it's not just admiration, it's reverence! Hehe. Oh, I want to be you too student!" "You are such a capable student, I'm afraid I won't be able to teach you!" "Where is there! Teacher Liu, what kind of students can't you teach?! Needless to say, knowledge, eloquence alone, a three-inch tongue is enough to sweep thousands of troops! I have experienced the lecture in the Literature Club! This person is very curious. Not only me, but also our third-year girls often talk about you, although you seem to have nothing to do with us. This also shows how charming you are, and you are a man of the hour in Jiashu Middle School!" "Thank you, thank you! Your classmate Yan Ge's name, I have heard it from the principal, you are an elite in this class! Did you get No. 1 in the whole grade in the English test last time?" "I didn't expect Mr. Liu to know my details so well! That's a piece of cake! Depressed! People say I came from a man-in-law, what should I do?" "The ancients said: 'Why does a big man have no wife?!' A smart and successful girl, is she afraid of not being able to find a boyfriend?! 'Why does a big girl have no husband?!' Now it is popular in the world that girls are masculine, Neutral beauty! Otherwise, classmate Li Yuchun would not be so popular! Your lament is unnecessary, you can sigh to me again after you go to college! It will definitely be another kind, call me back and ask me , Said: "Hey, Mr. Liu, what should I do if there are too many boys chasing me?" …” "Hahahaha... Mr. Liu, you really know how to make people happy! No wonder your students like you! Well, 'Why do big girls have no husband?!' Well said! By the way, Mr. Liu, I have always had a few I want to ask you a question about your personal..." "What's the question? Just ask." "Why are you called 'Liu Dabei'? The name is weird..." "This, there is a history..." "What's the history?" "It has something to do with my birth. My parents had been married for five years and had no children. They went to the hospital to check that everything was normal. They used local and foreign methods, sought medical advice everywhere, but they just couldn't give birth. Later, my grandmother went to a house near my hometown. On the high mountain, I prayed to God, prayed and made a wish, and asked the merciful and compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva to give her a grandson. It is strange to say that my mother was pregnant with me later. After giving birth to the full moon, she ran to the mountain to fulfill her wish. The monk in the temple asked God After coming down, God said that this child should be called 'Great Compassion', which is the result of great mercy and blessing from Guanyin. Ordinary people can't bear God's joy, calling 'Great Compassion' is a good luck that is overwhelmed... Hehe, my That's how it got its name." "It's so amazing! Teacher Liu, do you believe in God?" "It's hard to say. Between vagueness and nothingness...." "Well. My second question is: from the day you gave a lecture at the Literature Club, I immediately felt——I told Liao Binqi down below: This man is full of talents, and he came to teach. What a waste! Anti-aircraft fire Flies, machine guns for mosquitoes..." "Hehe. Two wonderful metaphors!" "Well, that's right! What I want to ask is: Teacher Liu, why did you come to teach?" "Ever read Kafka?" "I flipped through a collection of his novels, but I couldn't read them. What's the matter?" "He has a quote that will help me answer your question. He said: 'A cage is looking for a bird'." "'A cage is looking for a bird'? Teacher Liu is a bird in a cage! What is the bird looking for? What is the cage looking for?" "The cage is looking for the bird, and the bird is looking for it." "I don't understand, what do you mean?" "You will understand in the future. It is also very accidental to come to teach. I have been bored in Beijing for four years. I want to breathe in another place." "I seem to understand a little bit. But what kind of bird is this?" "Crow." "crow?" "There is another famous quote from Kafka: 'The crows declare that a single crow is enough to destroy the sky. This is beyond doubt. But it proves nothing to the sky, for the sky means the powerlessness of the crow.' … …” "It's so profound! I don't know where I remember one of Kafka's words, and I quoted it when I was preparing to write an argumentative paper. It seems to say: 'For the sake of this world, you put on a bridle ridiculously for yourself.' I don’t know, right? hehe…… " "Hehe, well said! It seems to specifically describe people like me..." "Oh, it's okay. Let's not talk about these abstract topics. What I envy the most are Teacher Liu's students..." "Why? "There are often movies to watch!" "No way, just for this?" "Oh, that's right. I watched the movies you recommended last time, and the one that impressed me the most was "Twenty-seven Kiss Lost in Summer", and others like "Pulp Fiction", "The Seventh Seal", " Lawrence of Arabia, etc., are very good! But, to be honest, watching these movies requires a lot of patience and a lot of knowledge...” "You really read it! Not bad, not bad! What a good student!" "The little girl in it is so cute! She is full of aura and poetry! The part where she gets up in the middle of the night and rides a bicycle under the moonlight is so beautiful!" "Yeah, no wonder her father said that she fell from the moon. If there is a girl like that by my side, who is evil and spiritual, I will love her more crazily than that little boy!" "Ms. Liu likes girls like 'Sibella'?" "Yes. But how can there be such an elf in this world? When she was unhappy, she lay in the bathtub and said she was Ophelia; when she folded a paper plane and flew it from the roof, she thought of Sappho; My own love is said to be "the light of a dying star"; the little boy wrote poems to her, and she knew at a glance that she was plagiarizing Pushkin... She is an elf, but first of all, like Liu Dabei, she is a lover of literature, ha ha , so her cuteness is a cultured cuteness, which is more precious... In China, there are probably no girls like that... " "Miss Liu, you are really careful! But it's hard to say, I hope you will meet your 'Sibella' one day, hehe..." "Hehe, I hope. But it's better not to run into each other..." "Why?" "My love overwhelms mountains and seas, and I am afraid that I will drown others..." "Miss Liu, you are so interesting! Let me ask you another very vulgar question. If you were trapped on a deserted island and you were only allowed to bring one book, which one would you choose?" "This question is difficult. There are so many good books in the world, can you bring a few more?" "No, only one copy!" "A book..." Liu Dabei looked at the ground in the darkness and thought for a moment. "Then take it." "?" "It's a novel by Nabokov, an American writer of Russian origin." "What are you talking about?" "A middle-aged man in his forties fell in love with a twelve-year-old girl..." "Ah, is that so? However, this kind of thing is still understandable, I like that kind of weird things..." "I see that you have put a lot of pictures of transvestites and ghosts in make-up in your QQ space, and some hysterical rock music. I think your taste is as good as Liu Dabei's..." "That's right! Some people say I'm perverted! But it's nothing, I just think it's fun..." "You have to see angels and devils before you can understand people..." "Well, hehe... Mr. Liu always gives people the feeling of being inscrutable, and the things he likes are different from others. I will definitely buy the book you mentioned, haha, and study what mystery is hidden in it... …” "Okay, just read it carefully and see what you can read from it, hehe..." "I'm tired from walking! Teacher Liu, how about treating yourself to Guiling Jelly?" "Hehe, okay. But, let me treat you. Last time, you and Liao Binqi invited me to drink juice! Let's go!" ...