Chapter 6 First Girl Chapter 1-2
Hearing the even snoring sound of Lian Xiao, Mu Chuiyang seemed to have grasped some idea suddenly.Grinning silently:
Two hours, enough to do a lot of things.
"Three, two, one, go."
In the director's room of the school TV station, the camera has just cut to the banner "Announcing the results of the first student principal selection meeting" on the stage of the small auditorium.
Large-scale activities of the school are usually held in another auditorium, which accommodates teachers and students of the whole school to observe the ceremony together.But this time the meeting was accidentally chosen to be held in a small auditorium that can only accommodate 300 people.Is this thing serious enough?On the contrary, it is too serious.Judging from the situation in the week before the election, the people are passionate and the people are soldiers, and a slight change in the situation can make everyone red-eyed.So the school decided to keep a low profile. Only more than 300 people participated, and everyone else watched the live broadcast on TV in the classroom.In the end, the school committee simply provided the venue and handed over all matters, big and small, to the student union.
The person who presided over the meeting was also a small cadre from the student union. The Siren, who had never seen such a big scene, couldn't help being nervous. He pretended to be so dignified that he felt guilty. The corner of the mouth, I don't know who I am making an apology for.
There is a reason why the host is so embarrassed. This conference is really nondescript.The family members and friends of the cadres of the student union all went through the back door one after another, reporting their club’s programs to perform. Behind the hip-hop dance was Peking Opera facial makeup, and some people performed motorcycle stunts on the stage-the leaders in the front row were so frightened that their faces turned black and they walked away. .
Fortunately, the hundreds of people who came to the scene in person were the elite among the students, one or two were like dummies, their expressions remained unchanged, their ears were clear and their noses were greasy. After being baked by the crystal lamp for a long time, I can't help being anxious, whispering:
"I think the modern dance just now looks better. Those girls are so cold with bare thighs."
"Immorality! If I hadn't waited to see Mu Chuiyang's real person, I would have left long ago."
"Hey, according to the procedure, the vote counting results should be out half an hour ago, and now it's time for supporters from various factions to riot at the venue!"
"Is there anything wrong? Is there something wrong with the votes? Or did the principal suddenly wake up and abolish the student principal system? Or worst of all, Yin Yueren became the principal?"
The low-pitched discussion turned into an uproar in the venue, and some girls imagined the scene of Yin Yueren being elected, sobbing softly.
The host scratched his head anxiously, and just when the situation was getting out of control, finally a girl in a school uniform and skirt walked towards the rostrum with a tray and a smile.The host was relieved, his face glowed red with excitement, and he shouted hoarsely:
"Now the lottery!"
The host took the envelope out of the red tray, took scissors, and gently cut the envelope open.Everyone leaned forward to watch his movements.
"I declare: the first student principal of Grand High School is...Lian Xiao?"
He turned his head and asked Miss Manners:
"Who is Lian Xiao?"
The hostess also shook her head.So he shrugged his shoulders to the audience, saying that he had nothing to do with the result, and walked off the rostrum irresponsibly.
The first thing to react was the director's room. There was a panic there, and the director was furious, saying:
"Who the fuck is Lian Xiao?"
Someone said: "It was a candidate who came in an hour before the election. No one had heard of this person, and everyone was busy making final preparations before the election, so they didn't pay much attention. Besides, that candidate didn't have any The information only has a name. To be honest, the moment I saw the ballot, I thought the word "Lian Xiao" was a printing error."
The director hurriedly dialed the phone: "Hurry up and get her information. We have to quickly make a picture of her being elected, and introduce this person to everyone...Damn it! We only prepared the picture of Mu Chuiyang being elected, but we didn't expect it to be revealed Oolong?"
There was a complete silence.The director said:
"Then there should be a picture, right?"
Still looking at each other in blank dismay.At this time, Ran Qianjing, who had been sitting in the corner playing with her mobile phone, raised her hand timidly and said, "I seem to know this person, I have her photo."
The same picture appeared on the big screen in the auditorium and on the TVs in each class: a girl eating a hamburger with her mouth wide open.
All the surprises merged into a voice like a dark cloud overwhelming the sky:
"Shady! Shady!"
Lian Xiao seemed to hear something in his sleep and was awakened.Opening his eyes, he found that it was the sound of Mu Chuiyang typing on the keyboard.I don't know how long I have slept with my legs curled up like this, and I feel extremely sore all over my body when I change my posture a little bit.Fortunately, there is Mu Chuiyang's back for refreshing.
"You're the headmaster."
Lian Xiao smiled, blinking her eyes and preparing to continue sleeping.Blinking her eyes again, she realized that it wasn't herself who spoke just now, but Mu Chuiyang.
Lian Xiao asked, "Who are you talking to? Are you talking about me, or do you have a split personality?"
Mu Chuiyang didn't answer.
Lian Xiao ran forward and pulled Mu Chuiyang's chair so that his face was facing her.Just about to be tortured to extort a confession, seeing Mu Chuiyang's tired face, he couldn't help being stunned: it was a deep-rooted haggardness, not only loathing the present, but also full of boredom of the future's sex, wealth and love.He was just a young man, why would he look like he had half a foot in the coffin?
Lian Xiao felt sad for no reason, and asked in a soft tone:
"Everyone relies on friends to make a living outside, so don't be so disrespectful, this friend, just say something."
Mu Chuiyang said: "You are already the principal of the student, and the vice principal wants you to go to his office now."
Lian Xiao felt very shaken, but his hands gripped the back of the chair like he was gripping a wave, he didn't hold on tightly, and he staggered.But at the same time the shock was numb and lingering, and there was still an unknown mild joy in my heart.She knew that the questions in her head could not be answered from the mouth of the boy in front of her, so she went to the vice principal's office first.
The vice principal looked at the girl in front of him.
She was wearing a light yellow long T-shirt with a school uniform blue knee-length skirt underneath.Maybe because it was not formal enough, he put on a brown ruffled vest outside.
The girl has a simple and plain face, like a flat piece of warm jade with a reddish color, and a pair of sincere black eyes, but it's just delicate and not very beautiful.The thick black hair was out of control, as if it would fall apart automatically in the next moment.
The vice-principal looked at her messy hair and commented in his heart:
"Not prominent enough, not confident enough, not pretty enough..."
The girl suddenly grinned at him, her facial features were all moving, and she was extremely heartless, but the vice principal couldn't help but draw an arc of equal length with the corners of her mouth. He stopped himself in time and continued. Below a series of comments:
"Not calm enough, not cunning enough, not cool enough."
After making such a judgment, the vice-principal couldn't help but sneer when he spoke again:
"So you're just laughing, hum, principal?"
The vice-principal is a horrible man, with a serious face and deep forehead wrinkles.He wasn't the kind of scary guy who would suddenly jump on a beam and drop a hairy tail.It's just that, being caught by his eyes casually, people want to hug his feet and cry: "The king wants the minister to die, and the minister has to die."
Lian Xiao bit the bullet and nodded.
The vice-principal then asked, "Do you know what method you used to become the principal?"
what is me?Lian Xiao wailed in his heart: It was obvious that someone bullied me. That person went to the street and killed someone. When he came back, he put the knife in my hand and said with a smile, "You just killed someone, and the police uncle told you to go away." Let's go." It is unknown what cheating method that person used, but what is clear is that once the election cheating is exposed, Lian Xiao will be expelled from school forever.
Lian Xiao tentatively asked the vice principal: "Excuse me, do you know?"
The vice-principal sneered, then stared at Lianxiao with his eyes sunk in layers of wrinkles, as if waiting for her to break down.He was just about to speak leisurely when the phone rang suddenly.The bell cut the hypnotized string in Lian Xiao's head sharply and decisively, and she realized that she was breaking out in a cold sweat.
There was a low-pitched female voice on the other end of the microphone: "Vice principal, we just checked, and you guessed wrong. There is no trace of large-scale tampering on the ballot paper, and everything is normal."
The vice-principal's vest shook, and after a long silence, he said, "Then investigate this person Lian Xiao in detail, her past and present. By the way, especially focus on where she stayed in the hours before the election. "
"Understood." The phone hung up.
No matter who you are or what method you use.I must find you.
Lian Xiao and the vice-principal clenched their fists like children at the same time, tensing their jaws.
"Lian Xiao... Hasn't this classmate already transferred?"
"Teacher, please get in touch with the times, okay? She is the one who became the principal out of nowhere."
"Oh. Then I want to meet you. Is Lian Xiao there?"
Walking to the door of the classroom, Lian Xiao just heard this.But he had already reached the door of the classroom, so he had no choice but to go in.
When she walked into the classroom, she felt that her arrival instantly froze the entire classroom. Everyone stared and laughed, their eyes bright like little animals.Lian Xiao originally deliberately slowed down her steps, but in the unusually quiet classroom, the sound of her clothes rustling hit her ears, which was very ear-piercing.
Seeing the expressions of the students, the teacher understood a little bit, watched her return to her seat, and suddenly asked: "What do you think about the teacher's salary increase?"
Lian Xiao shook his head with a smile and said, "This is out of my control."
The teacher said sullenly: "Oh. Let's continue the class then."
The bell rang for the end of get out of class, but everyone didn't move.Everyone is gearing up, ready to insult and laugh.The students even rehearsed the whole set of rhetoric when they couldn't even smile. The white face and black face were arranged. The effect of the rehearsal was not bad, but when it was the official performance, everyone was timid and looked at each other color.Even laughing and waiting anxiously, I can't wait to jump out and shout: "Three two one, action."
Someone cleared his throat and was about to speak, but he found that Lian Xiao was smiling and his expression was serious, so difficult to detect the depth, with a confident look, no one dared to act rashly for a while.
Some people were afraid of being left alone, and sang "A Generation of Queen Wu Zetian" like mosquitoes, trying to ridicule Lian Xiao's overbearing and domineering, but Lian Xiao was stupid and couldn't hear it. The description burst into laughter.
Ran Qianjing suddenly said, "Your goal of attracting Wan Sui's attention has finally been achieved, are you satisfied?"
High school students are so cute, for example, major events such as the change of dynasty are not as urgent and important as the changes in the relationship between men and women.
Lian Xiao originally smiled with his face up, but the smile froze in the air all of a sudden, and he couldn't get his face back for a while, so he laid it flat on his back.This is considered an admission.
Yes, she likes Wansui, and she also likes to look sideways at him during class.Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I see the wind and rain outside, and the future is bleak. I want to stay in bed, but when I think of seeing Wan Sui's bright smile, I get up like a carp and rush to the classroom.She's never been ashamed to admit it, it's just that no one has ever asked.
Yes, she likes Wansui, because he will never be outdated in Granville High School. The buzzwords and fashion colors of Granville High School are changing with each passing day. Only the behavior of "Love Wansui" will always occupy the campus pop list top of the list.
Suddenly, Lian Xiao yelled "Oops, now is not the time to admit it."Before I became the principal, it was normal for a girl to confess my secret love; after I became the principal, I confessed that I like Wansui, and others listened to it, so it didn’t directly translate into—"This is good, pack it up and send it to my room ."
Sure enough, everyone found a breakthrough in the attack, and said in a few words:
"I thought you had some purpose to help the common people. You can afford to be ashamed and open-faced. To put it bluntly, you are just robbing civilian men."
"It's really embarrassing for girls, we look down on you."
Someone also spoke for Lian Xiao: "Although her methods are nasty, they can frustrate Yin Yueren's evil spirits and make her frustrated in love and politics. It can be regarded as a good deed for the people."
There were also people who stabbed Wansui maliciously, saying: "Master, why don't you sacrifice yourself and become a lady in the village?"
After hearing this, Wan Sui suddenly turned around and looked at Lian Xiao.There were complaints, remorse, and hatred in those eyes.Lian Xiao had never seen Wan Sui's expression like this before, his heart sank.
He whispered to Lian Xiao, "You screwed up everything!"
Then he threw the chair away bitterly and strode out of the classroom.
Lian Xiao rested her head in her arms, feeling confused and wronged, and heard her intermittent sobbing.She buried her head deeper, thinking that in this way she could avoid all accusations.Vaguely, she felt that many people were crowding at the window to see the new principal's demeanor, and every teacher was also eagerly searching for her figure.
"Where's Principal Lian Xiao?"
This sentence was asked from different people, unbelievable, surprising, and contemptuous.The classmates pouted at her: "There, she is still sleeping with her big head."
Even though all the organs that are open to the outside world are closed, Lian Xiao can still feel the disappointment of the students who came to visit. She can feel the gazes they cast on her. How can there be such gazes?Like a blade scraping the skin.
Gradually, Lian Xiao's exposed arms felt chills inch by inch, and the day was almost over, and sadly, he still had to face the rising sun tomorrow.
I didn't expect that the sun in the next few days would be warmer than before.Lian Xiao put one hand on his chin, thinking without scientific common sense: the sun is closer to the earth today.
The students tried to accept the fact that Lian Xiao was already the principal, and when they talked about this campus news, they always comforted each other: "At least a puppet was elected, not a dictatorship." It’s not good if you really choose one that you can’t buy or be scared of.”
Of course the candidates defeated by Lianxiao were not fair, but because of their arrogance, of course they couldn't openly raise money to find someone to repair Lianxiao, and arranging everyone's share would be troublesome.The defeated generals stood in a row in front of the big poster of "Lian Xiao Elected", all folded their arms, and coldly snorted in unison: "Nonsense!" Then they dispersed contentedly, happily planning materials for next year's election.
The teacher walked into the classroom holding the exam papers from the previous class.Ran Qianjing hurriedly went up to meet her and said courteously, "Teacher, I will distribute the papers for you."
Ran Qianjing is a world-class professional examiner. The reason why she is so active is because she wants to know the results of each classmate. Lian Xiao is afraid of her.This time, when Ran Qianjing put the paper on Lianxiao's table, she just snorted and did not express her opinion.
Lian Xiao smiled flatteringly and said, "Why are there no wonderful comments this time?" Ran Qianjing sneered twice, turned around and left.
Lian Xiao held the paper tightly, looked at the paper in a daze, and said to himself: "The teacher must think I'm cheating."
Mu Xinxin leaned over to look at her scores, and even smiled wryly, "I didn't get any of the multiple-choice questions right. The teacher must have thought that I knew the correct answer, and deliberately bypassed the choices."
Mu Xinxin didn't speak. She glanced at her paper with full marks, as indifferent as a bus captain checking a ticket, then handed the paper to Lian Xiao, and said, "I'll lend it to you to correct your mistakes."
Lian Xiao took it solemnly, put the two papers side by side on the table and concentrated on studying.
After the evening self-study, Mu Xinxin was used to being the last one to leave the classroom. When she was about to leave the seat after gathering the workbooks on the table, she suddenly screamed, "Lian Xiao, why are you still in the classroom?"
Lian Xiao didn't answer, she put down her pen and raised her head to ask Mu Xinxin: "How many questions can you do in one evening self-study?"
Mu Xinxin murmured, "You can do as much as you want."
Lian Xiao lowered his eyes and smiled, "I didn't leave my seat all day, and I kept a single posture to study this paper. I was so dizzy, my neck was about to fall off, and I haven't studied it yet."
Mu Xinxin sat down and said, "You used to wipe the table with the papers when they were handed out. How can this paper get special treatment?"
Lian Xiao suddenly stopped smiling, and said seriously in a low voice:
"I don't want to be on the historical records of Glenn High School. My record is: Lian Xiao, who was the student principal of Glenn High School. His achievements are unknown, his achievements are unknown, and his famous sayings are unknown.
Lian Xiao folded his hands into the shape of a trumpet, and shouted with all his strength: "I don't want to be a deadbeat!"
The windows of the classroom slammed, but it was very quiet. Lian Xiao’s shock was still there, and he stayed for a few seconds before pulling out another piece of draft paper and bowing his head to calculate.Mu Xinxin's eyes were moist, she opened her mouth, but found that there was nothing to say, so she turned all the lights in the classroom to the brightest before leaving.
Finally, there was only the last big question left, and the amount of calculations was so heavy that it made people want to die. When Lian Xiao finally got the correct answer, she was so happy that she wanted to give herself a high-five to celebrate, but she suddenly found that the white test paper had turned yellow and old. , Lian Xiao was too terrified to speak: Did I forget this question for more than fifty or hundreds of years?It's like a montage in a movie -- "In a blink of an eye, half a century has passed".
She raised her head and breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that the lamp was dimmed due to insufficient voltage. The moment Lian Xiao turned on the lamp, she felt a huge eye sticking to the window, and just blinked with fluttering eyelashes. .If you look carefully, there are many green moths with flat wings lying on the outside of the window glass. Some of them are dead and turned yellowish-brown on the window sill, but another batch of emerald green moths are attached again, peeping happily at the smiling moths in the room. .
Lian Xiao was being followed, and every time she came out of the self-study room with a book in her arms, she always felt that a ray of eyes fell on her indifferently.She slowed down, waiting for a man in white to rush up, and said affectionately, "Student, has anyone said that you walk like a heron?" After a while, Lian Xiao's mind appeared again. A masked robber appeared, covered her head with a sack and beat her hard again, so he quickened his pace again.
Two days later, the mystery was revealed.On the school's large TV wall, a video was played in a loop, with the theme "Revealing the Secret of the New Principal's Private Life", showing Lian Xiao's daily life for several days.This is obviously the result of the school newsgroup risking their lives to take pictures.They used plots and technical methods from various gangster films, just to find out Lian Xiao's old background, seize Lian Xiao's pigtails, and control Lian Xiao's life, but they found that she was just a crazy nerd who fingered Lian Xiao when she was dreaming. They all drew mathematical symbols on the quilt and shouted "No! No! How dare you deduct my process points!" There was no explosive point, and the originally planned explosive exclusive exposure could only be edited into an MTV similar to the self-improvement of young people who have lost their feet.
In fact, there is no beauty in the picture. Lian Xiao’s day started with cheering and opening the math workbook, and ended with a short animal howl when he finally completed the set goal.The contrast between his flat head and face in the morning and his unkempt appearance in the evening formed a huge visual impact. The entire MTV was accompanied by gorgeous and magnificent music, which was more than sensational but not calm.
At the end, small words appeared in the lower corner of the screen: "What do you think Lianxiao is full of firepower? The audience participates in the discussion, please send a text message to..."
After the music stopped and the screen went dark, the audience was silent for a long time before someone said hesitantly: "I didn't expect her to be this kind of person." Everyone nodded in agreement. The male protagonist who was finally abandoned is used here to praise but not to show it too obviously.
Afterwards, when facing Lian Xiao, everyone couldn’t help being ashamed, but they were too embarrassed to make a clear statement, so they let out a sudden dry cough when they passed by Lian Xiao—it’s unknown if there were words of encouragement in the coughing sound. The coughing became real and could not be stopped, as violent as a moth stuck in the throat.
"You have already played the bitterness card, so it can be seen that you are in a hurry."
Lian Xiao raised her head and glanced lightly at Ran Qianjing.Ran Qianjing propped her hands on Lian Xiao's desk, and leaned forward a little bit, her gaze happened to glance at the exercise book Lian Xiao was working on, her color changed slightly: "Ah, you've already learned this."
Lian Xiao closed the workbook and said, "I don't want my classmates to see me studying hard."
The secretly shot video disrupted Lian Xiao's plan. She originally wanted to find a closet to sneak in, practice in seclusion, and devote herself to training soldiers. No one knew.When the closet door was opened, it was like poetry and wine, full of anger, and everyone knew it.Not like now - like living in a reality TV show.
Ran Qianjing looked at Lian Xiao with a sad face, and suddenly understood her fear, she said with a smile: "You have to be careful, don't let the bitter scene go too far, if you are photographed risking your life in the next episode, you still can't learn Well, that's the biggest fool in the world, and there's nothing to sympathize with."
Ran Qianjing hit on Lian Xiao's deep-rooted inferiority complex, and this palm just hit her vital door, and Lian Xiao suddenly lost the strength to open the reference book.
The teacher walked into the classroom with the test paper again. Ran Qianjing let out a continuous smile, trotted up to the podium and asked, "Teacher, how many exams have I taken? What's the average score? How many are ahead of me?"
The teacher said: "Ran Qianjing, your method and thinking are completely wrong for the last big question, you should ask..."
The teacher looked around the classroom, his eyes fell on Mu Xinxin, Ran Qianjing turned her head and stared at her impolitely, but the teacher moved her eyes slightly and said, "Ask your new principal, Lian Xiao is ahead of you in this quiz. "
Ran Qianjing's voice trembled with anger: "Teacher, you are biased!"
The teacher said: "I'm sorry, the teacher's heart is originally on the left side of the chest cavity. Unlike you, the three points of the chin, the heart and the belly button define a straight line. In class, stand up...please sit down...you, Mr. Ran, please Sit down, today we are studying straight lines in space..."
From the moment the "election rules" appeared on TV until today, for the first time in Lian Xiao's heart aroused unreasonable fantasies: Maybe, I can become a school that is loved by everyone...
Before I could think about it completely, I was interrupted by the broadcast. The girl on the broadcast said sweetly:
"Everyone please pay attention, everyone please pay attention, the annual elimination exam of Grand High School will start again..."
What do you think the essence of Gran High School is, heaven and earth?In fact, it is the legendary "pawn shop".As the name suggests - bad grades, when!Excessive absenteeism, when!Inferior conduct, when!Disobedient, when!Not motivated, when!
The most sad parting is the annual elimination exam. In this exam, the last one in each class will be "tactfully" persuaded to drop out.Once a year, the classmates of Grand High School are not afraid of watching any horror movies.
The broadcast continued: "But this year's elimination exam is slightly different from previous years. In order to purify the campus environment and select better talents, this year's elimination exam will be more cruel. The last ten students in each class will be eliminated." Before she finished speaking, she suddenly changed her voice and said, "This is the first reform implemented by Lian Xiao after being elected as the student principal. Let us look forward to the future of Gran High School under Lian Xiao's rule. !"
Press the button of the speaker and watch the red light gradually go out.The girl at the radio station gathered up the scripts on the table and was about to leave. When she heard someone entering the room and hearing the person lock the door, the girl stopped the rustling of her hands, and kept on keeping on like this An action between scary silly and awe-inspiring.
The man behind her said, "It's me."
She turned her head and glanced at the man: "You are still here."
Lian Xiao put his hands in his sleeves, smiled mischievously on his face, like a puppy bowing his head, and said: "I have no grievances or enmities with you, why do you have to spread fake news to hurt me?"
The radio girl widened her eyes and said:
"I originally planned to swallow my anger, but I didn't expect you to come to Xingshi first to inquire about my crimes. Do you know that thanks to you, I will be transferred to the middle school next semester at the gate of our family area. There are two who are admitted to university, and I hope to be the third one if I go to university. If I don’t get admitted to university, I will marry a railway track mover. You just "kill three thousand by mistake and don't let one go". Do you understand the lives of us grassroots people?" As he spoke, sobbing gradually appeared in his voice, one after another.
Lian Xiao lowered his eyes.She is just too familiar.Once someone finds out that she cheated to become the principal—whether she cheated or not—Lian Xiao will be beaten back to her original shape immediately, pack up her things, and go back to her hometown.To be honest, she felt that that day was quite near, and the warmth of a mediocre life was already rushing towards her face, and if she didn't pay attention, she would be suffocated in it, and would never be able to stand up again.
The girl rubbed her eyes, and then said: "I beg you to take back your life, okay? Grand High School needs me! Can't you see, I am a leading cadre, and I am the branch on the second floor of the West Teaching Building of the "Wan Sui Fan Club" the president."
Lian Xiao patted her and said, "I know, the school cannot do without you. What I need to find out now is who gave you the press release?"
"Every Tuesday afternoon is the time to broadcast campus news. At noon on this day, the teacher of the journalism department will put the broadcast script on the table. We will go to the broadcasting room to practice and start broadcasting directly. The source of the news release is absolutely reliable."
Lian laughed and said: "That is to say, after the teacher of the journalism department left at noon, I sneaked into the broadcasting room and put a piece of news in the press release, saying, "The school will spontaneously ignite in the air within five minutes. All teachers and students are requested to hurry up." Escape from school", will you also read it as it is?"
The girl at the radio station blushed and said, "You're doubting my professional integrity."
Lian laughed and said, "I'm just trying to prove how easy it is to wrong me."
The girl on the radio said suspiciously: "I can't think of anyone who would wrong you. It's not good for anyone to announce such news." She suddenly approached and said mysteriously, "Do you know who it is?"
Lian Xiao learned a trick from Mu Chuiyang, and pretended not to hear any questions she didn't want to answer.She turned her head and walked out the door, and when she reached the door, Lian Xiao suddenly remembered something, put her hands on the door frame and asked, "By the way, did you broadcast live on the radio on the day of the principal election?"
"I was the one who broadcast that day, but it wasn't the whole broadcast, it was just the ten minutes of the live broadcast."
"Then let me ask you, what number is Mu Cuiyang?"
The girl at the radio station patted Lianxiao on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "It's fine if you win, why bother talking about it upside down, not to mention that you are invincible in the first place. Let me tell you, Mu Chuiyang is the last one. Only seventeen votes. His votes and yours seem to be reversed, are you satisfied?"
Lian Xiao moved in his heart, waved his hand and left.
Lian Xiao walked to the playground full of worries, and suddenly saw a group of people squatting on the playground, surrounded by something.She stopped and watched from a distance, someone waved at her and said with a smile: "Student, come and join our activities!"
It's been a long time since Lian Xiao saw someone give her such a good look, and she trotted over happily.
When I got closer, it turned out that everyone was signing around a huge banner.Lian Xiao signed the name once last month, and that time the school uniform skirt was required to be five inches shorter with a lace edge, but the activity was a serious failure, and the teacher arrested and criticized one by one according to the names on the banner.
The person next to him looked at Lian Xiao very attentively, and Lian Xiao declined and said, "I'm afraid that if you have a good event, I will fail to sign it."
The man smiled and handed the pen to Lian Xiao, and said, "Student, our activities are determined."
Lian Xiao had no choice but to squat down to sign, signed halfway, and asked casually: "What kind of event are you guys doing? The banner is too long and I only see the word "Long"."
"It's a public welfare activity, and tens of thousands of people signed the "impeachment of the new student principal" activity...Students, don't run away!"
As soon as I entered the classroom, some students came up to me mysteriously and said, "I have something good for you."
Lian Xiao asked, "What is it?"
The classmate looked around vigilantly, opened his coat, and revealed a book pinned to his waist - "How to Be a Qualified Leader". He quickly zipped up the coat and said, "I'll sell it at 50% off." Here you are, but don't tell your classmates that I helped you."
Lian Xiao smiled lightly and refused him, saying, "Do you sell pickaxe pliers? I'll buy it for self-defense."
The classmate walked away sullenly, Lian Xiao was so tired that he just wanted to go back to his seat and sit down.As a result, she found that her desk was missing, and asked everyone with a smile, but they all said they didn't know with averted eyes.Lian Xiao stood in front of the seat and said angrily: "Even if my table is so lively that I jump out by myself, there must be someone to open the door and show it the way. You can rest assured."
Mu Xinxin pulled her sleeve and said, "You don't need to look for it. Yin Yue came here just now. When she saw that you were not in the classroom, she lost her temper and asked someone to move your desk away. It might be set on fire now."
Lian Xiao slumped on the chair and asked, "What else did she do?"
"...she also smeared correction fluid all over your stool."
Lian Xiao moved his buttocks, shook his head, and said, "I can't stay in this place. I don't know when she came in with a big knife. Let's go out for a walk."
Mu Xinxin looked at the half-finished question in her hand, hesitated for a while, and went out with Lian Xiao.
They walked to the lake together, and Mu Xinxin couldn't help laughing all the way: "Why are Yin Yue people so narrow-minded? If you lose the election, you lose. People have been competing for benches since kindergarten. What you get must be lost by others. This reason she Still don't understand?"
Lian smiled bitterly and said: "If she doesn't want to understand, she won't understand. Besides, I just promulgated the new regulations for eliminating the exam. As long as it is implemented, Yin Yueren will definitely be eliminated from the school. It's strange that she doesn't hate me."
Mu Xinxin hesitated and said, "To be honest, I also think your rule is unreasonable. If you don't tell others about it, why do you let yourself be fooled? Your grades are not good enough to sit back and relax."
Lian Xiao suddenly stood still, looked at Mu Xinxin with a half-smile and said, "Those who didn't know thought you were caring about me. In your eyes, I've always been like this. I'm self-willed and stupid. I don't deserve it at all." Staying at Glenn High. It's even more inexplicable to be a principal."
Mu Xinxin put her hand on Lianxiao's shoulder and said hastily, "I didn't say you cheated and became the principal."
Lian Xiao heard the word "cheating", but felt it was extremely harsh, took her hand away from Mu Xinxin's shoulder, and said impatiently:
"Why are you being both good and bad? To tell you the truth, the whole school is qualified to accuse me of cheating, only you are not qualified."
Mu Xinxin tried hard and tried to force a little smile, but finally failed, she lowered her head and whispered:
"I do not understand what you are saying."
Lian Xiao sneered and said: "I thought you knew everything. You have always been the smart one, the one who attracted attention, the one who spoke on behalf of the students, and the one who ran for the principal. I was shouting like a clown behind me, thinking that I You are a hero. You will find someone else to complement your helpful image in the future, I am not a supporting role for a lifetime!"
Lian Xiao knew that he was in a brave state, and he could talk about it for another day and night. When he saw Mu Xinxin's face flushed and then pale, and two lines of tears rolled down, Lian Xiao knew that he could shut up.
Lian Xiao didn't feel his knees go limp until he couldn't see Mu Xinxin's back, and fell down by the lake. Sitting in a daze like this, he felt that he couldn't stop crying, but when he touched his face, it was dry.
"Did you think she would appreciate you?"
He laughed all around but couldn't see anyone. He thought it was the land god talking, so he put his ears on the ground to listen.
"Idiot, I'm here."
Lian Xiao saw Mu Chuiyang's reflection in the lake.He was standing on the other side of the lake. He was made of an antique, skinny man, holding a cup, which was mostly filled with tea.Behind him was an old building with moldy green mottled colors, but no matter how strong the wind was, it couldn't blow a bit of thick green onto him.
Lian Xiao got up and wanted to go to him in a daze, but Mu Chuiyang stopped her and said:
"You don't need to come here, I'll just say it once. Congratulations, you have officially betrayed your relatives, and you have driven away your only ally. Do you think you can save her? This is the most touching and senseless sacrifice I have ever seen."
Lian laughed and said: "You don't understand anything. Fighting with me is a dead end. At least I put her in the camp against me. At least it's safe to fight against me. If you can't benefit, you can always protect yourself, right?" "
Mu Chuiyang said: "Do you think that one person can beat the whole school?"
He didn't expect Lian Xiao's answer, because as soon as he finished speaking, he turned around and left without looking back. When he walked to the door, he looked at the residual tea in the teacup and said softly:
"Even I am not quite sure."
The devil wants to win, I have a good life, and I sing "Thank God, Thank You, Thank Fate..." three times a day
Lian Xiao angrily lit the alcohol lamp.
Although... grievances are inevitable.The little trust that has just been gained quickly turns to hatred, and the vote of support becomes a kidnapping ticket.Lian Xiao's approval rating has dropped to a historical low, and it takes a long time after the decimal point to see a number greater than zero.
Hmm... a little isolated.Whether it's doing experiments like now, group discussions, or ball games, no one is willing to partner with Lian Xiao. As long as Lian Xiao tries hard to get in, everyone will immediately scatter like a bird.In physical education class, there was a sit-up test, and no one would help her hold her leg even after laughing and begging. The teacher was angry and said harsh words to no avail. The teacher had to find a dumbbell to help her hold it down, but the teacher forgot to look at it. Its weights, crunches are done, and even laughing is basically crippled.
From then on, whenever Lian Xiao heard the teacher clapping his hands and saying cheerfully, "Now the students have found their partners", he would feel a sharp pain in the back of his feet.
And... I often feel lonely.
Mu Xinxin and Lian Xiao are in the cold war stage.木欣欣收拾了书本坐在教室的角落，再不跟连笑同坐。连笑遇到什么不会做的题，还习惯看也不看就往旁边一摊，听到本子掉到地上的声音，才想到旁边的桌子已经被搬走了，也没有人闲闲地看一眼就报出答案。于是连笑只有发功运气，气沉丹田地静下心来做，这样下来，成绩竟然进步飞快，老师连连称赞。
在宿舍的时候也常避着，地方狭小，撞着了也只当撞了堵墙，互相连陌生人之间的礼仪都没有。连笑有时做了奇趣的梦，下床第一件事就是想告诉木欣欣，但她早就梳洗躲出门了，连被子都叠得棱棱角角拒人千里之外，连笑就这样光着脚踩在早晨的白光上许久不能动。
看样子也没有和解的可能，有一次木欣欣走到连笑座位跟前，还没开口，连笑就红着眼圈说："你在那边还好吗？终于要坐回来了。"
木欣欣瞪大了眼睛对她说："同学，你让一下好吗？老师在窗口叫我。"
不过……这些连笑都能承受，她的心头大患是殷悦人。殷悦人不是一个讲理的人，对"文明"的理解程度如同旧石器时代的原始人，宗教信仰是"暴力美学"。连笑相信她不会轻易放过自己，所以更忐忑惶骇，胆战心惊地听恐怖的跫音一步步逼近。
一天放学后，连笑回教室拿落下的东西，走到门口却发现里面传来万遂的声音："你最好停止准备对付新校长的那套计划。"
回应的竟然是殷悦人的声音："你冤枉我了。"
万遂厉声说："不要再狡辩，我们至少在一起过，我了解你。我问你，这除了让你变得越来越讨厌之外，对你还有好处吗？"
连笑从门缝里又偷看了一下殷悦人的表情，发现她低眉顺眼得像个小媳妇一样，心中大喜。从此，殷悦人真的只找些小碴，扔掉连笑的作业本，砸破她的暖水瓶之类的，只是为了证明自己的杀伤力还在，并没有把连笑往死里整。
万遂没有说"连笑要是少了一根毫毛，我就要你全家好看"之类的男主角台词，所以连笑断定他对自己没有什么特殊感情，而且他那天怨恨的眼神她还没忘。
只是，自己到底搞砸了万遂什么计划呢？
旁边实验桌的两个人忽然吵了起来：
"我借你的实验报告该还给我了，你借了总有十分钟了吧？"
"再等等吧。"
债主急得要哭出来："你全抄走了，考试时我怎么办？分数不是要比你低？"
另一位狰狞地说："我还给你又有什么用？反正考完试你也要被淘汰的，你的实验报告就送给我吧。"
两人越吵越凶，老师过来劝架，劝得很没有艺术："吵什么？这次淘汰考试又不一定考实验题。"
吵架的人举着酒精灯，阴森森地笑着问老师："那考试题目是什么？"嘴里吹出来的气让酒精灯的火焰几乎烧到老师的脸上去。
人已经不像人了。
从来没有这样的啊！不过是这短短的几天里，格兰高中已经不是连笑向往的那个形象了，当然还是个幽娴贞静的淑女，但是她笼罩在紫黑色的阴影中，只有火烛跳跃的红光把面孔照得阴晴不定。
连笑才发现格兰高中每个学生身后都背着一个梦魇：成绩退步，家境不如人，小男女朋友不能长久。它们本来是嗜黑的动物，午夜梦回才会作祟，可从改革淘汰考试的制度那天起，它们暗金色的影子便从画布里凸现出来，取代了元神控制着躯体，时刻打着心理战，恶毒起来真让人生不如死：
"你多好，早早地出路都找好了，听说一经淘汰马上去"启智学校"是吧，多光荣多幸福啊，你到那儿肯定是前几名。我还得在格兰高中里苦熬着，真羡慕你呀，要写信给我啊--如果你还认得字的话。"
虚伪起来让人想打掉他一脸假笑："昨天晚上又躲在衣柜里写了一晚上作业吧？有效果吗？物理好像还是没及格吧。没事儿，屡战屡败呗。"
这样的景象不过是让连笑屏住呼吸忍住，不看不听不想，挨不过就发两句鲁迅式的感慨。真正让她忍无可忍的是下午的事。
"谁在我的电脑里装了灰鸽子？"老师黑着脸问班里的同学，"我的电脑里有淘汰考试的试卷，哪个同学用这么下流的手段偷试卷？"
灰鸽子是一种木马程序，可以窃取电脑里的资料。同学们相互看看，都说没有。
老师叫起一个笑得格外贼头贼脑的同学："你笑得这么可疑，是你装的吧？"
那人作举手投降状，说："老师我天生长得就这样。再说我只准备了红外线传输答案用的PDA，你别高估我了。"
老师问："那是谁？"
他环视全班，随手往后一指："是那哥俩。"
那对双胞胎坐在教室最后一排，正自娱自乐地用铅笔和橡皮排演肥皂剧。
一样的有钱人也要分几等，双胞胎家里是开办农场的，不比经营电子产品的，是次等的有钱。兄弟俩都是一样的圆头圆脑，像是被画上五官的马铃薯。个性淳朴可爱，没有沾染纨绔子弟的味道。
记得他们刚来班里的时候，也尝试着融合，班里同学讲笑话很卖弄和恶俗，他们还得跟着同学一起笑，可每回笑完都有被人笑了一场的感觉，心里惴惴的，也累。他们索性疏远其他同学，自己跟自己玩儿，这样就算被人笑一场，至少是踏实的。
连笑不记得自己何时和他们亲近起来的，应该是又一个煎熬的课间。双胞胎其中的一个不声不响地在连笑的跟前撒下一桌子果冻，眨着眼睛示意连笑快吃，听到连笑咕噜一声吞掉了才乐呵呵地走开。
之后，他们经常主动招呼连笑，甚至允许她加入他们由各式文具领衔主演的，众星云集年度歌舞片巨献的拍摄工作中来。
连笑看着他们扑闪的像婴儿一样的睫毛，心里又高兴又同情：真是可怜的孩子，学校里发生什么事都不知道呢。
连笑不知道的是，他们虽然活在自己的动画小世界里，但双目清明，看不懂力的分解，却看得懂连笑被孤立被欺负的情势。
连笑喜欢着他们，看他们的眼神也带着善意，但其他人可就不是了。兄弟俩感到许许多多不善意的目光，愕然抬头。
老师看他们圆月一样的光脸庞，说："就是他们兄弟俩吗？看起来不像啊。"
指认的人因为心虚，反而更加理直气壮："就是他们在你的电脑里装了灰鸽子，是他们是他们……"重复几遍，就连自己也相信了，甚至被自己这种不畏强权、大义灭亲的精神感动了，所有的毒誓都发遍了笃定是哥俩窃取考卷。
老师也不得不相信，一手提着一个，把他们往教室外拎。
弟弟先哭喊出来："电脑里怎么装得下鸽子，我不会老师你教教我……"
哥哥咬紧了嘴唇也忍不住哭出来，喃喃地说："不要开除我们。"
连笑不自觉地站起来，心扑通扑通地跳，但嘴唇和牙齿似乎粘在一起，说不出话来。
有人扬声问老师："这哥俩开除了以后，我们班淘汰名额就只剩下八个了吧？"
老师在教室门口，停住脚步，难以置信地望着这一班学生。同学们以为他默认了，齐声欢呼，一派欢欣鼓舞。
连笑总算找到了言语："你们都疯了，好不容易有两个还正常的，你们还不允许，一定要把他们撵走。"
有人睨她一眼，问："你是谁呀？管得宽。"
连笑梗着脖子响亮地说："我是校长！"
她摸摸自己滚烫的脸颊，又重复了一遍给自己听，说完，就飞奔出教室。
"哦！又少了一个！只剩下七个名额咯！"欢呼之声经久不息。
连笑径直闯进副校长的办公室，一掌拍在橡木桌子上："我要你取消淘汰考试的制度！"
副校长被吓了一跳，眼睛转了一会儿才想起来者何人，他说："我记得说每个班多淘汰八个人的，是你吧？"
连笑说："你恰恰错了，那个不是我，是有人陷害我，而且我还怀疑你就是那个陷害我的人嘞。"
副校长也拍桌子，声音比连笑那下响很多："胡说！你有什么让我好假冒的？"
连笑赶紧安抚副校长说："好了好了，不生气，我把你的名字从我的黑名单里划掉不就行了……所以，命令不是我下的，我现在废除也不算言而无信。"
副校长揉揉眉心，说："当我听到广播里播出你的决策的时候，我还以为我第一眼看错你了--以为你是个有魄力，有远见的人。结果我又错了，你唯一的特质只是不明事理。我告诉你，你现在代表了整个校长办公室，出了大岔子，承担责任的不只是你。"
连笑说："意思就是，我一个人要担我们两个的责任，但权力在你一个人手上。"
副校长带着笑意说："当初说要设一个学生校长只是管理学生的日常事务，没说学生校长还应该掌握多少权力。"
"所以，我其实一点权力也没有。"
所谓学生校长，根本就是个陷阱。
连笑一下子丧气了，她原本以为自己已然大权在握，君临天下，能否有所作为只在于一念之间，现在发现根本求生无门。旁人看到她岂不会暗暗耻笑："还真的把自己当个人物呢。"
她握着拳头，说："正校长在哪？我要见她！"
只见副校长一怔，生硬地说："她选出你后，就离开学校了，你见不着她了。"
连笑并没有多想，打趣道："听说你一直想篡位，你不会把她杀了吧？"
副校长身形一震，说："我刚才是不是没有把话说清楚？你任何权力都没有，连跟我说这种话的权力都没有。"
说完，就低头处理公文，有了逐客的意思。
连笑厚着脸皮又往前倾着身子，问："我要怎么做，你才肯取消淘汰考试的制度？"
副校长猛然盯着连笑，连笑拉紧衣襟在心里警惕地说："除了做你孩子的后母，什么条件我都答应。"
副校长说："好，如果整所高中没有一个人参加考试，所有人都交白卷的话，我就认输。"
连笑吃吃地笑道："那简单，我发给他们每人一支隐形墨水笔就行了。"她看了眼副校长的脸色，发现他是认真的，低头闷声说，"这我怎么可能做到？"
她思量片刻，面孔发光地抬起头，说："那就一言为定，如果没有一个学生答题的话，那么格兰高中从此之后再不淘汰任何一名学生！"
副校长头也不抬地说："好。那你赶紧吧，考试明天就开始了。"
副校长猜到了连笑不会有什么聪明的办法，但他肯定没有预料到她的办法会如此的原始笨拙。
连笑顺着消防梯爬到楼顶的天台，嘴里叼着一卷卷成柱状的布条。学校为了防止学生自杀，封锁了所有到天台的正当途径，只有一条消防梯可以走。连笑辛苦地终于爬到顶层，累趴了，口水和汗水一起流下来。
天台的水泥地板粗糙而沁凉，但连笑只是不想动，匍匐地爬到天台的边缘，探出个头出去。这个位置虽然不算极高，但是视野好，可以鸟瞰到整个校园，尤其正对着人头攒动的操场。操场上最显眼的就是那个巨大横幅"万人签名弹劾新任学生校长"。连笑看了气得鲤鱼打挺站起身来，决定开始实施她的计划。
连笑朝下面大声喊着："同学们！都朝上看啊！我有话要说！"
三十分钟之后，连笑终于放弃了。在半个小时的时间里，只有两个人朝上瞥了几眼，只听到乌拉乌拉的叫声和活蹦乱跳的身影，以为那是个疯傻姑娘，就不以为意地走开了。连笑已然唇焦口燥呼不得，只有使出杀手锏。
她拾起那卷布条。"刷"的一声朝下展开，条幅拍打着教学楼上的玻璃窗啪啪作响。连笑冒着高空凌厉的风伸出脑袋得意地看着条幅，却赫然发现自己把条幅挂反了，朝着人的那一面是没字儿的背面。连笑艰难地转动着手中圆柱形的木柄，想把条幅翻个面，结果手心一滑，就看到条幅连布带木棍，像个动作失误的跳水运动员一样一头栽倒在地上，还把一个经过教学楼的人打翻在地。
连笑赶紧在咒骂声中缩回，沮丧地抱膝埋头坐着。她最恨的并不是计划失败，而是恨自己不断地想着一句话，那句话是沐垂阳说的"你以为你一个人就可以打赢整个学校吗"，她恨沐垂阳总是对的。
"喂，你应该用得上这个吧。"连笑视野里被强行塞进一个扩音器。
连笑抬起头，面前站着广播社的女孩，她把扩音器递给连笑，在连笑的注视下解释道：
"我看到你那天做条幅了，我看到上面写着"去他的淘汰考试"就知道那时冤枉你了。你记得我说过，如果你是向着学生这边的，我就挺你到底。"
"你说过吗？"
广播女孩咬着牙齿说："那就是在心里说的。总之，今天有人给广播社报案，说有人要在天台自杀，让我们去报道，我想着肯定是你，就赶过来了。"
连笑心里的血液被加热沸腾而向上涌着，眼看着就要化成眼泪流出来，广播女孩急忙阻止：
"先干正事要紧。"
连笑转身，对着扩音器声嘶力竭地朝下面的同学喊道：
"同学们！我是你们的校长连笑……"
然后就听到一排大雁飞过天空的声音，广播社女孩在后面暗自摇头：
"这个开场白真是烂。"
听到她的话之后，许许多多的学生从四面八方跑来聚成一圈，仰头指着连笑破口大骂："原来害我们快成为失学儿童的就是你！"
"你怎么不干脆从这儿跳下来啊！你看天多蓝云多白啊！"
还有愤怒的群众拾起身边的石头向上打。
连笑躲闪之际不忘抓紧了扩音器，说："你们的愤怒我能理解。但我也很愤怒，因为那个所谓淘汰考试的新规定根本就不是我定的，我比你们还要冤哪。"
有人喊："你这是不是贼喊捉贼啊？"
连笑举起手起誓道："如果你们不相信我的话，我发誓，如果我不取消淘汰考试的话，我不用你们弹劾就自动辞职。哈！说到重点了！愿意跟我一起对抗这种变态制度的同学举手示意一下。"
有三两个人举了手，但大多数人都抱着臂站着，一脸狐疑地看着连笑。人群像涟漪一样一圈圈扩大，人群议论的声音也越来越大，最后得出不信任连笑的结论，原先举手的那几个人也把手缩了回去，骂声又渐起了。
连笑没有料到是这种情形，心都冷了。她索性放弃赢得大家的支持，一手叉着腰对人群骂回去：
"不过是一个淘汰考试，就把你们变得不人不鬼了！你们说什么竞争，比的不是能力，是谁的心理最黑暗，谁的中伤最狠毒，能多逼疯一个人就少一个对手。什么优胜劣汰全是混帐话，淘汰的不是劣的，是不相称的，是发出不同声音的，是还尚存个人特色的！而你们这些幸存者呢，都长了一模一样的脸孔，是近亲结婚危害的有力证明，你不吓人人自吓，试问你们有什么好得意的？"
连笑擦擦额上的一层汗：这下子彻底完蛋了。
底下那些人被骂之后，反而一个二个露出奇异的笑容，相互击掌欢呼。连笑错愕不已：对待新新人类原来要用这种说理方式啊。
有人喊："如果我们想废除淘汰的制度该怎么办？"
连笑喜形于色，喊道："只要明天的考试大家都交白卷就行了。大家看到操场中央那块弹劾我的横幅了吗？旁边蹲得像土猴的同学请帮个忙，把条幅翻个面……对了，谢谢。凡是明天愿意不参加考试的同学，请都在上面签名！"
酒红色的夕阳下，连笑数着横幅上的签名。广播站的女孩儿担心地问：
"签名的人数够不够多？"
连笑笑着说："人比我想象的多很多，明天肯定没问题。"
副校长无意中回头，看到连笑像张特大号的剪纸一样贴在他办公室窗户上，洋洋得意地朝里面吐舌头皱眉头地做鬼脸。他凶恶地回望她，然后站起身恨恨地拉上黑色窗帘，转回脸时换了一副和善的嘴脸。
他对桌子对面的人说："从你进校开始，我就已经很关注你了。但是令我不理解--或者说失望的是：你为什么会跟连笑成为朋友？"
木欣欣捏紧座椅的皮质把手，别过脸说："我跟她不是朋友。"
副校长愈发喜笑颜开，说："那最好不过了。"
木欣欣诧异地问："学校还要因为我为人孤僻难相处而奖励我？"
副校长解释道："不知道你有没有注意到学校今天发生的骚乱。连笑这个孩子，忽然发了疯一样在天台上号召大家都不要参加学校的淘汰考试，你说她是不是……"
他本想说"妖言惑众"，但担心有失身份，就用一连串的咳嗽糊弄过去。
木欣欣不客气地说："老实说，我本来就不赞成淘汰考试这回事。我不知道连笑在天台上说了什么，但不管她有没有发动群众，我都不打算参加明天的考试。"
副校长往后一靠，脸埋在阴影里。在黑暗里，他沉重地一声声呼吸着。
木欣欣知道他正在搜索她脸上的破绽，感觉有些恻恻的。
副校长缓慢地开口："你是一个相当优秀的学生，甚至可以说是本校建校以来最优秀的学生之一。"
木欣欣没有笑