Dear readers, I am about to enter my third year of high school, and I have to study behind closed doors.Will be my last book in secondary school, and I won't be writing another book for a year after that. If you want to talk to me, please write me! E-mail: [email protected] When I, Jiang, come back a year later, are you still waiting for me? Academic Secret History "I want to go to your high school" When Jiang Fangzhou was still a junior high school student, he once gave a lecture at the No. 1 High School Affiliated to Huazhong Normal University, a well-known high school in Wuhan.She walked on campus and said, "I feel like I'm walking in a youth idol drama." That day was Saturday, which was supposed to be a holiday, but there were many students attending the lecture.Before, Jiang Fangzhou also went to some primary and secondary schools to give speeches, but this time it was different. It was not like being in a middle school, but like coming to a university.After the speech, a classmate stood up and asked: "Which high school do you want to go to in the future?" Jiang Fangzhou said: "I want to go to your high school." Asked: "Why?" She said: "I heard that you study easily . . . " The high school students below immediately sent out a response of "No, no, misrepresentation and misrepresentation".

A month later, she signed up for the school's province-wide admissions exam.There are many candidates, almost all of whom are the best in each school.The exam questions were difficult. In the first ten minutes, Jiang Fangzhou saw some candidates push the papers and fell asleep.After Jiang Fangzhou finished the exam, his head hurt so much that he went home and fell asleep without saying a word.Soon after the scores were announced, Jiang Fangzhou passed the cut-off mark, and his liberal arts scores were far above the average. Coupled with his writing skills, he was admitted in advance before the senior high school entrance examination.

When Jiang Fangzhou was in junior high school, he even planned to drop out of school because of lack of energy.Jiang's mother told the teacher about this idea, and the teacher felt that it was very inappropriate, so she said: "She has homework pressure, so she can not do Chinese and foreign language homework temporarily. But the efficiency of class attendance must be guaranteed." All homework can be skipped.Jiang Fangzhou dropped out of school without trouble, and the life without homework was easier than that of elementary school students.Instead, she tried her best to complete the exercises in get out of class, and after a few minutes of class, she also chose some test papers to do by herself.

Because the teacher's teaching efficiency is very high and he is very open-minded, Jiang Fangzhou can balance writing and studies.The teachers all said: "Jiang Fangzhou is a student who can listen to the class. She can surpass many people without doing homework." Now that she is in high school, she resumes doing homework, because: learning mathematics, without calculus problems, is impossible to learn well !In the past, the math teacher kept asking Jiang Fangzhou not to give up on doing math homework, but she didn't listen.By the time I graduated from junior high school, mathematics gradually became a weak subject.When high school was divided into arts and science classes, Jiang Fangzhou could only score more than 50 points in mathematics. At that time, she only hoped that she could enter within the 1,000th place in the grade.

When class was divided, Jiang Fangzhou was very worried, fearing that no teacher would want her.In panic, she thought of Teacher Wang Yifang.When Jiang Fangzhou was just in high school, he didn’t know what to choose for elective courses such as tennis, model airplanes, programming, IELTS, film, etc. Teacher Wang Yifang asked someone to tell Jiang Fangzhou to listen to his lecture on literature appreciation.At that time, she had never met Teacher Wang, and thought that Teacher Wang was a female teacher.It was only after I went there that I found out that the legendary teacher Wang was a male teacher with a physique resembling a physical education teacher.Only after Jiang Fangzhou listened to the elective class did he realize that the teacher who took the elective class taught the class so well that he looked like a character in the lecture hall of CCTV.When class was divided, Jiang Fangzhou waited for a long time at the door of Teacher Wang's class. When Teacher Wang came out, she went up to her and said, "I'm Jiang Fangzhou, and I want to be in your class. I'm not good at math, but I'm good at other subjects. "Teacher Wang checked her grades, and she was indeed not very good, but she accepted her very generously, and made Jiang Fangzhou the class monitor.

In primary school, Jiang Fangzhou served as a short-term monitor.At that time she said: "There are two kinds of class monitors, one is to do things, and the other is to be a role model." Now she is ashamed to be a role model, the teacher trusts her so much, and the classmates are very strong, she has to learn do things.She went to a bookstore, bought a lot of tutorial books for herself, and bought two large maps: a map of China and a map of the world.Hang the map in the classroom the next day. However, she often feels blushed because her classmates are much better at handling things than she is.She asked a classmate to sort out the list of students taking elective courses. After a while, when the list came, she was surprised: not only was the form clear and refreshing, but it was printed in several copies in the printing room, and Jiang Fangzhou even printed it. I don't know where the door of the room is.

Jiang Fangzhou published a novel in high school, which is actually a story about junior high school.She always thought that she was very old and could only remember.I am a sophomore in high school, and this book is still relatively "present".But it's about to be the third year of high school, and she is going to close the pen!Get into high school final sprint.She looked at the learning experience and insights of the champion, and even studied the prefaces of the problem sets and tutorial books.She said to the classmate: "Do you know what moved me recently?" The classmate said half-jokingly: "Isn't it" dripping water wears away the stone, and the iron pestle grinds the needle"? Is it "the sharp edge of a sword comes from sharpening, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from bitter cold" Come"? Is it "there is a road in the mountains of books, hard work is the path, and the sea of ​​learning is boundless and hard work"?" After the division of arts and sciences, the difficulty of mathematics was reduced, and Jiang Fangzhou's confidence was greatly increased. After working hard, he finally eliminated the absolute Weak subjects.Within half a year, Jiang Fangzhou raised his mathematics score from over 50 to 143.The total score increased from outside the 1,000 who entered the school to the 8th in the whole grade!

Jiang Fangzhou thought: Am I already "famous" in this "cow school"? "If a person pretends for a lifetime, it is no longer called pretending" Chen Lihua, the head teacher of the primary school, is a very experienced old teacher.Many years later, Jiang Fangzhou still remembered what this teacher Chen said.Teacher Chen said: "If a person pretends for a lifetime, it is not called pretending." The teacher's original intention of saying this sentence is to educate those naughty children: people have bad habits, they must restrain themselves, restrain themselves, and slowly change. Once the temperament is removed, the good side is fixed in the character.This sentence was not aimed at Jiang Fangzhou, but she firmly remembered it.Jiang Fangzhou is not without flaws, but she restrains and covers up her flaws very well.After entering high school, a girl said to Jiang Fangzhou: "Our dormitory discussed you last night, and everyone said that you are a perfect person. The only shortcoming is that you are a bit pretentious." Jiang Fangzhou said: "The teacher in elementary school said : If a person pretends for a lifetime, it is no longer called pretending."

When Jiang Fangzhou first entered junior high school, he was a very unremarkable student. He wore men's clothes all the year round and walked like an old lady. He only hoped that the teacher would not call him when he asked questions.She also has a bad habit of checking answers with her classmates.This all reflects her lack of self-confidence.Teacher Wang Yanmei, the class teacher, always said to Jiang Fangzhou: "You can get into Peking University by yourself." Jiang Fangzhou was still very young at the time, and words like "Peking University" were still far away from her.But she gradually understood several meanings in the teacher's words: she was no different from other students, and had to take the test; writing was writing, not a stepping stone; besides writing, she had unlimited potential. "On your own, you can..." This sentence pattern often becomes Jiang Fangzhou's code of conduct.

Jiang Fangzhou never complains and criticizes her teachers. Every teacher who has taught Jiang Fangzhou likes her very much.When I was in junior high school, there was a short-term substitute geography teacher who couldn't pronounce Mandarin correctly, was unfamiliar with the textbooks, and often gave lectures upside down.Because of this, many students did not study geography well, and they were very noisy in class.But Jiang Fangzhou has always respected the geography teacher. The geography teacher always said: "Jiang Fangzhou does not listen to the class with a blank face. Wherever he agrees and understands, Jiang Fangzhou will nod and smile and communicate with the teacher." The substitute geography teacher likes it very much She encouraged Jiang Fangzhou to take the first place in the whole grade.Although Jiang Fangzhou is good at geography, it is unlikely that he will be the first in the exam.During the final exam, it was the first and only time in her life that she prepared a cheat sheet, peeked at it secretly, and finally got full marks in the exam and got the first place.Jiang Fangzhou later said: "I really got the first place in the exam for my geography teacher."

It seems that liking the teacher and building a good alliance with the teacher is a magic weapon to improve grades. So when someone asked Jiang Fangzhou: "Do you not need to listen to lectures?" Jiang Fangzhou said without hesitation: "No, the teacher knows a lot of experience in exams and life." Teachers Zhang Youwen, Chen Zuxiang, and Xiong Xianjue are all very experienced teachers, and they lead many classes.Teacher Xiong is about to retire, and he asked someone to tell Jiang Fangzhou that he wanted to accept Jiang Fangzhou as a closed disciple.Jiang Fangzhou said: "I really like listening to these teachers. These teachers actually care about each student. But they have a way to make each student feel: Oh, the teacher cares most about me." Chinese Learning Tips Jiang Fangzhou never "previews" Chinese. There is no such thing as waking up in the morning to study for Jiang Fangzhou-but this is not accurate, she has already previewed macroscopically.When the Chinese textbooks are handed out every semester, Jiang Fangzhou will read all the texts before the teacher gives a lecture.This only takes a day or two.Then, Jiang Fangzhou will find someone to discuss: which writer is good, which writer is bad, which one is the best and which one is the worst.Jiang Fangzhou attaches great importance to his first judgment, and will never be swayed by the teacher's analysis or the answers in reference books.Jiang Fangzhou not only has a pair of discerning eyes in appreciating texts, but also goes deep.She would say: "I found Liang Yuchun very good, I want to buy his book". "I found Dickinson is very good, I want to download her poetry." "I found Wang Guowei is very good, I want to buy." Some texts are just a short poem or a quote, if she thinks it is valuable, she will download it Read all works of this author.She thinks that the value is not very big, and she knows it after a quick glance.Jiang Fangzhou said: "The so-called appreciation is very simple, it is to distinguish between good and bad." Jiang Fangzhou seems to never recite texts, but in fact he has a super memory.And like to actively memorize things.There are few texts in junior high school, and she even memorizes the corner notes.Won the first prize in the Chinese knowledge competition for middle school students in Wuhan (excluding composition).This makes her quite proud of being good at writing. Jiang Fangzhou said: "The Chinese test is very simple. You must understand what the person who wrote the question is thinking." She also deduces: "The guy who made the question is at least fifty years old. He came from the Cultural Revolution and likes to read "Readers." ""The person who wrote the question is a woman with a petty bourgeoisie.""The person who made the question probably only looks at Yu Qiuyu." Jiang Fangzhou disagreed with the statement that "If Lu Xun came to take the college entrance examination, he would not pass it." , she said: "Smart people are never fooled by exams." So regarding exams, there are many words in the Japanese school drama "Dragon Sakura", and Jiang Fangzhou feels the same way. "Dragon Cherry" tells the story of how a lawyer, in order to save a middle school, allowed several hopeless children to be admitted to the University of Tokyo.The lawyer said: "The test is a dialogue." Jiang Fangzhou explained: "It should be a three-party dialogue: dialogue with the person who wrote the question, dialogue with the person who wrote the article, and dialogue with the person who corrected the paper." Guess who is behind the test paper The mind is Jiang Fangzhou's trick to deal with the exam! In junior high school, Jiang Fangzhou wrote his own essays in the exam questions.At that time, I was so excited that my brain was boiling, but after a closer look, it was scolding her.It quotes a passage from Jiang Fangzhou: "The standard for me to find a boyfriend in the future is to be rich like Big Brother (Bill Gates), romantic like Brother Li (Leonardo), and handsome like Brother Ma (Little Ma)." Brother), as strong as Viagra (I won’t explain this).” Jiang Fangzhou felt bored suddenly, and wanted to say to the person who asked the question: “Uncle, my criteria for finding a boyfriend have changed now.” The funniest It is the last sentence "Strong as Viagra". For some obvious reason, the person who wrote the question changed it to "Strong as Brother Hu (Little Huzi)".Jiang Fangzhou almost burst into laughter on the spot.The teacher also found out, afraid that she would not be able to bear it, so she talked to Jiang Fangzhou to comfort her.In fact, Jiang Fangzhou had already answered.Didn't the person who wrote the question just let the examinee scold the child represented by "Jiang Fangzhou" for losing his childishness?Jiang Fangzhou has heard it a hundred times, and he can answer with his eyes closed: "Premature apples may not be sweet. Today's children are prematurely ripened by hormones and lose their innocence and innocence. It is unfortunate to lose childhood. May the society Don't repeat the tragedy of overthrowing seedlings!" Of course, these words are not Jiang Fangzhou's sincere thoughts, but she doesn't want to argue with those people, she gives them the answers they want.Jiang Fangzhou said: "Now I can look at the test paper with kind and compassionate eyes." It was still "Dragon Cherry", in which Jiang Fangzhou was most touched, not only taught her how to take the exam, but also taught her why to take the exam.While encouraging students to take the University of Tokyo, he said, "Only fools and ugly people go to the University of Tokyo."Then why take the exam?Because "this is the rule, and the rule is designed to make life comfortable for people with good minds, and to trick people with bad brains cleverly. Smart people must master this rule if they want to use it skillfully and get rid of it." " In this way, Jiang Fangzhou still has to take the college entrance examination, and he has to write a composition for the college entrance examination after publishing nine books!Although Jiang Fangzhou has not yet passed the college entrance examination, he has already written many essays for the college entrance examination.Since junior high school, every year after the college entrance examination, as soon as the composition topic was announced, some newspapers and periodicals invited Jiang Fangzhou to write a composition for the college entrance examination.She has written "Children are my own good", "How good it is to be half-hearted", etc., not for high scores, but just for fun.In what year did no one ask her to write, and she was still wondering: "What's wrong? I was forgotten? Actually, I can write." No, this year I wrote the essays for the college entrance examinations in Hubei and Chengdu in one afternoon!Jiang Fangzhou's composition in the examination room was well written, at least one point was deducted, and at most no five points were deducted.Because Jiang Fangzhou's writing style is playful and lively, although it is quite different from the general style of the exam composition, the teachers are embarrassed to give up their talents for the sake of good writing.But she said she wasn't the best.Because some students are more provocative, more aesthetic, better at parallelism, and better at writing parallel sentences such as "looking up is spring, bowing is autumn".Jiang Fangzhou said: "It's nothing special, it's all a small skill, a trick." People with strong writing skills will not be stumped by the composition of the exam.Jiang Fangzhou said, "It's like beating a bad old man with the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon." Learning Chinese is of course inseparable from a lot of reading. However, the order of Jiang Fangzhou's reading is reversed. She reads the difficult ones first and then the shallow ones. She started reading "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" when she was nine years old.The order of video reading (that is, watching movies) is similar. When she was in elementary school, she watched independent movies and art movies.The DVD sellers were very happy when they saw her, because there were buyers for the DVDs that had been overstocked for a long time and could not be sold.At the age of thirteen, she read most of the "Twenty-Four Histories", browsed through hundreds of schools of thought, and finished reading the "Diamond Sutra".From then on, she suddenly didn't hold on to "reading taste" without vanity, and started to watch children's books and cartoons, such as "The Kindaichi Juvenile Murder Case", Yi Shu and Qiong Yao, Jin Yong and Gu Long, and even some rough romance novels.Isn't this a bit like West Drugs going crazy? Mathematics Learning Tips Jiang Fangzhou felt very sorry for the math teacher, because the math teacher taught very well and spoke very funny. He cared about Jiang Fangzhou very much and often asked Jiang Fangzhou: "President Jiang (Jiang Fangzhou is currently the chairman of the Chinese Young Writers Association), you come to this question." Please answer." But "Chairman Jiang" himself was not up to the mark, and he only scored more than 50 points in mathematics.After being divided into arts and science classes, Jiang Fangzhou vowed to catch up with mathematics.Math teacher Zhou Ke is a young female teacher, and Jiang Fangzhou thinks the math teacher is very beautiful.Jiang Fangzhou always thinks his teachers are good-looking, men are handsome and women are pretty.When she saw stars on TV, she often said: "This person looks like our teacher, that person looks like our teacher." "Our teacher looks like Sailor Moon." "Our teacher looks like Johnny Depp For a while, I worried about the teacher: "Our teacher made us look ugly, we should get married quickly, if we don't get married quickly, we won't be able to get married." Teacher Zhou's beauty turned out to be the reason for Jiang Fangzhou to learn mathematics well.She can't let Teacher Zhou "show off his appearance". So Jiang Fangzhou began to "do it recklessly": she didn't learn solid geometry very well at first, so she downloaded a set of practice questions from the Internet and asked someone to print them out;It turns out that this set of topics is a full 600 pages.She said: "After the self-study every night, I feel that my head is gone." Teacher Zhou said to Jiang Fangzhou: "I see you learning mathematics, and I am very touched." I hope that no one will see my hard work, and think that I am playing every day without any effort, and then I will become a blockbuster." It turns out that learning mathematics well depends on doing more questions! English learning tips Mr. Lao She has a novel called "Two Horses".Among them, Mr. "Lao Ma" "studied in an English school when he was young, and he can remember a lot of English words, and he can memorize grammar definitions very well", but in the exam, he will always get at most 35 points.Unconvinced, Mr. Ma always "takes the "English-Chinese Dictionary" and drags the students who get 100 points to a clean place: "Come on, let's do it!"You ask us 50 words, we ask you 50 words, but you have to learn how to get 100 points! "The hero who scored 100 points stared blankly, and Mr. Ma hummed a song and left contentedly. It can be seen that if you learn English, if you just memorize words, you will become like an "old horse". Jiang Fangzhou said: "The way to learn a foreign language is so weird! It is difficult for ordinary students to figure out the way." Not only has Jiang Fangzhou never "recited" words, but he rarely does English homework; block time.Jiang Fangzhou said: "Many students can't learn foreign languages ​​well because they haven't established a basic sense of language. English is basically based on language sense. It is a usage that is easy to be mistaken, and the sense of language is very important." Since the age of eight or nine, Jiang Fangzhou has often listened to English songs, watched original English movies, and sometimes listened to some listening materials.Later, it almost became a "bad habit". If you don't listen to English songs, you can't write and do your homework.Once on the train, her mp3 was stolen. She felt that the whole journey was dark and cried all the way. She didn't live a normal "life" until she bought a new one.She has established a moderate bilingual environment for herself, which is somewhat helpful in developing a sense of language. Of course, listening to English songs is not enough.Before the exam, she would look at the questions she did wrong, log on to the blog of the school’s English teacher Lu Yongping, and read the question types, frequently asked questions, exam summary, and excellent composition.Sometimes I communicate with Mr. Lu by email. Liberal Arts Comprehensive Learning Tips When he was in junior high school, Jiang Fangzhou set up columns in Southern Metropolis Daily and Beijing News, two major newspapers in the south and the north, to explain history.For this reason, she stopped all her homework just to read history books.Later, the column was compiled into a book "The Official History of Evil Children".However, after entering high school, the teacher was very worried about her historical grades, because her historical thinking was very unorthodox.But Jiang Fangzhou soon won the first place in the class in the history test. Writing a column is different from taking a history test.Exams require serious thinking.Jiang Fangzhou usually does history questions very slowly.For multiple-choice questions, for example, there are usually four choices. In addition to choosing the correct one, she also has to look at the other three wrong ones, because the wrong choice is also important knowledge, but the year and name are deliberately written wrong.Doing one question in this way is equivalent to doing four questions.After answering the question and answer question, she will write some words beside it to analyze the intention of the person who made the question. Jiang Fangzhou said: "I haven't been studying learning methods for a day." There are so many learning methods, don't expect others to provide "one or two effective learning methods".She will not "wait for the teacher to assign homework". "Wait, teacher, assignment, homework" doesn't exist for Jiang Fangzhou.Teachers attach great importance to cultivating students' self-study ability, and the homework "assigned" is often based on "books" rather than "questions".And the "homework" that students do by themselves is much more than that "assigned" by teachers.When studying liberal arts, don't just know "back", but also pay attention to doing questions.Jiang Fangzhou goes to the bookstore every month to buy teaching aids. She knows the writing characteristics, advantages and disadvantages of dozens of the most common teaching aids on the market.Some books are out of stock in the market, and they will be bought online.Her classmates will formulate a learning plan that suits them according to the teacher's suggestion.Seeing where there are good teaching aids or good websites, everyone will recommend each other, and then choose according to their own situation, and will not blindly follow the trend.A classmate's history has not been very good. Jiang Fangzhou recommended to her a set of "Ability Training and Testing", which was compiled by the People's Education Society. The cover is exactly the same as the textbook.This classmate quickly scored 90 points in the exam. Jiang Fangzhou said: "Lying to myself or the teacher about learning methods such as copying homework, catching up with homework, copying texts, and memorizing aloud, etc., as long as I realize that it is inefficient, I will never do it." For the question, I wanted to look through the answers at the back, but later found that the efficiency was low, so I resolutely restrained. Before Jiang Fangzhou’s seventeenth birthday, he announced: “Don’t wish me a happy birthday, don’t give me anything, don’t make any surprises. I’m getting old and I can’t handle those things anymore. I just want to do it now. Homework, as long as someone sends me a set of comprehensive liberal arts exercises." These few words were posted on my blog, but I didn't take them seriously.Within two days, Jiang Fangzhou received a set of liberal arts review questions, which were brought by a mysterious person.Jiang Fangzhou couldn’t believe that his birthday gift was really only a set of exercises. He tore up the set of exercises with a knife, checked them side by side, and finally confirmed that it was a set of exercises. A small note with a cryptic message. Jiang Fangzhou's test scores are getting better and better, especially in Wen Zong.The teacher will add a word "good" to the questions that are answered well.Jiang Fangzhou proudly showed the test paper to the boys behind.The boy glanced at it, and said with disdain: "You don't need to be called "Mom" if you do well in the exam."--The word "good", because it is scribbled, really looks like the word "Mom". Learn from the champion and pay tribute to the champion! Jiang Fangzhou once went to the No. 1 Scholar class to attend lectures (actually it is not a class, but a lecture in nature, and all students can listen to it).The teacher said: "According to my observation, the champion has two characteristics: one is that he acts alone, and the other is that his emotions are invisible." The champion never deliberately develops and maintains the interpersonal relationship with his classmates, but the interpersonal relationship of the champion is absolutely I am not nervous, so I can keep my mind as calm as water in the competitive state.Jiang Fangzhou learns from the champion, pays tribute to the champion, and has a good relationship with his classmates. Anyone who knows him will smile and say hello on the road.She said: "Now you don't need to deliberately get to know your classmates. In the future, as long as you meet alumni, it will be like meeting brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years." When Jiang Fangzhou writes a new book, he will show it to his classmates first.A classmate put forward a very insightful opinion, Jiang Fangzhou said: "You are too professional. It is a friend in need. You are breaking up with your boyfriend and commenting on my book." Jiang Fangzhou also learned the solitude of the champion.She always walks alone, she walks slower when listening to melancholy love songs in her ears, and walks faster when listening to rap.Eating alone is also a person, which seems a bit strange to others.The happiest time of the day is when you exchange gossip with your classmates and break the news with your classmates during meal time. This is also the thing that can enhance friendship the most.But she doesn't want to eat with others.She ate quickly and attentively, always looking up after finishing her meal.Whenever she finished eating and her companion was still picking Jiang Si out of the lunch box one by one, she was always very anxious, so she simply ate alone.Up to now, it has reached a higher level, eating while walking, and started eating non-stop from the moment the canteen master took the lunch box from the hands of the canteen master. From the outside, it seems that there are countless invisible people fighting Jiang Fangzhou for food.Because it is embarrassing to eat, no one dares to walk with Jiang Fangzhou. Learning from the champion is still fruitful.Although Jiang Fangzhou started late, she caught up quickly.She said: "I used to be far away and couldn't see the champion at all. Now I have seen the shadows of these people. I may not be able to keep up with them, but I know exactly how they did it." After reading too much about the champions, Jiang Fangzhou felt that the champions are of course very good, but what they generally care about and are very concerned about is the ranking: whoever surpasses me, I surpass whom.The first touch, second touch, and third touch (abbreviation for the basic test, etc.) rank what number and what number.She said: "If I don't write, my mother will ask me to take the first place in the exam and be the champion. My life so far will be very tense and unhappy. I am very glad that I am not relying on being the champion, but writing grown up." first girl "If I had a relationship in high school, it would be a scandal." "If I fell in love in high school, it would definitely be a scandal. I would never fall in love in high school." Regarding "puppy love", Jiang Fangzhou said that he is like the dean of the school and firmly opposes middle school students falling in love.She has really studied the relevant official provisions such as the "Code of Conduct for Middle School Students".She said: "Do you know? Some schools have no regulations, some say "Strictly Prohibition of Romance", some write "No Love and Love", and some "Do not advocate Love and Love". "I should be the one with the most concept An open dean of students means "not advocating". Why doesn't Jiang Fangzhou like to indulge in love prematurely?She said: "The human heart is like an inkstone. It has eyes. Live eyes are the best, and tears are cloudy. I hate people who are imprisoned in love. Their hearts and eyes are blocked. Chewing gum, chewing gum is sweet and spicy, sizzling and airy; but it is sealed by wire drawing, which looks transparent and clear, but it is sticky when you break in." When Jiang Fangzhou was traveling in Shaoxing, he bought a "Baicaotang" wrist ornament in a small shop. It was very rough and made of cowhide, with the word "kill" engraved on it.She wore it since she was in high school. She said it was used to ward off bad luck, but it was actually used to ward off good luck.It was a superstition of her own without basis.However, it was really effective. Sure enough, there was no so-called luck in finding Jiang Fangzhou.Probably the word "kill" frightened the people around, thinking that she really has some skills.When I went to the cafeteria to buy food, I handed the money to the master, who was startled, and took it carefully, for fear that she had a hidden weapon such as a money dart and a shadowless needle hidden in her sleeve. In elementary school and junior high school, most of the classmates grew up together. No one regarded Jiang Fangzhou as a special person. The classmates got along very normally, so normal that they could scold each other.Jiang Fangzhou often quarreled with his deskmate in whispers, calling him "cheap", because he hated him for being too active and naughty; his deskmate called her "pretending", because he hated Jiang Fangzhou for being too serious.But after entering high school, Jiang Fangzhou entered the school as a "celebrity". The classmates were very polite to Jiang Fangzhou. Few boys took the initiative to talk to him, and the transactional conversation ended within three rounds.Once, Jiang Fangzhou got lost on campus. He met a familiar boy and asked, "How do I get to the Art Building?" You have spoken!" After Jiang Fangzhou came back, she said that she felt very sad, and she even missed the days when she quarreled with her deskmate in junior high school, and the boys nowadays are really too polite to her. Once Jiang Fangzhou and Jiang's mother were shopping at the Chicony shopping mall, and saw a boy in the same class from a distance, and the boy seemed to have seen her too.Jiang Fangzhou said, "I'm going to say hello to him." The boy suddenly turned around and got off the elevator, and went to the restaurant on the basement floor.Jiang Fangzhou chased to the basement floor and found that the boy had left the restaurant.Jiang Fangzhou chased out again, and chased several streets, but finally failed to catch up.Jiang's mother didn't know what happened, so she also followed behind with big bags and small bags.Jiang Fangzhou was very puzzled: "Did he see me?" Jiang's mother said: "He just saw you, so he turned his head and went down to the basement floor. It's because you are usually as gorgeous as peaches and plums as cold as ice, and your classmates are embarrassed." Greetings to you. You are very kind, and you chased a few streets to say hello to others, as for?" A good friend of Jiang Fangzhou once reminded her: "In fact, no one likes you. They like you because they like your talent. If they like your talent, they like you. If they like your appearance, they really like you." I want to fall down immediately, expressing my admiration for this good friend who speaks sharply. During social practice, Jiang Fangzhou broke away from the group without authorization and went to the vegetable field to see the wild scenery, but fell into the fat pit of the farm.When I got out, I was very dirty and smelly.Originally, washing could refresh the image, but it was raining those few days, and the clothes and shoes were not dry. The landlady kindly lent her clothes and shoes to Jiang Fangzhou.But the cloth shoes don't fit very well, so they can only be dragged and trampled, and the trousers don't fit very well, becoming baggy trousers.In the evening, the whole grade had a party with the officers and soldiers of the army. Jiang Fangzhou also performed a chorus on stage. He was wearing a very ill-fitting dress, shivering from the cold, and his voice was terrifying.Jiang Fangzhou said: "It's good now, I look like this, even if there are a few people who have a crush on me, I'm afraid they will give up and go back in fright." Jiang Fangzhou said: "Schools should also specialize in recruiting some handsome people, and regard being handsome as a specialty." Once in the cafeteria, she really saw a handsome guy wearing a simple white T-shirt with a hood .So handsome that it's unreal.He looked at the food at the window with a cold expression, then left without buying food.Jiang Fangzhou never saw him again, as if he never ate.Mu Chuiyang, who Jiang Fangzhou wrote in his novel, has the shadow of this handsome guy. No one has ever seen Mu Chuiyang eating in the cafeteria. His classmates even think he is just a computer-generated character. It was the first time Jiang Fangzhou wrote about first love in a novel. When she wrote about Mu Chuiyang, she would blush.When you talk about Mu Chuiyang with others, your face will turn red like a tomato.What's more, not only Mu Chuiyang, as long as any boy's name is mentioned, no matter whether it has something to do with her or not, she will slowly blush.Others were very surprised and said, "What's the matter? Are you from the Song Dynasty? Do you blush just by saying "male"?...Mmm, man!" Jiang Fangzhou blushed as expected. "Make life better first" On the first day after entering high school, Jiang's father said to Jiang Fangzhou: "You have entered high school, you must study hard." Jiang's mother said: "First do a good job in life, and then you can study and do whatever you want." Jiang's mother What worries me is not learning, but Jiang Fangzhou's ability to survive.She can't wash clothes, comb her hair, withdraw money from an ATM, don't know where to recharge her meal card, get lost in school, and can't find her classroom.However, Jiang Fangzhou quickly solved these problems by himself.The first life problem she encountered was charging her mobile phone. Although there is a landline in the dormitory, Jiang Fangzhou still needs a mobile phone.Three days after she entered school, she was going to Hunan to do a TV show. She had to turn on the phone and keep in touch.However, she didn't have a spare battery and didn't know where to charge it.The student dormitory has limited electricity during the day, but in fact there is a socket under each desk, which is used to send electricity at night. She did not find this socket.There are sockets in the classroom, but she dare not use them. I don't know if there are any regulations in the school, for fear that her mobile phone will be confiscated if she finds out.She wanted to ask the teacher to help charge the battery, but she had just arrived at school and didn't know the teacher very well, so she didn't dare to speak. Besides, asking the teacher to help was not a common way.Such a small matter stumped Jiang Fangzhou. She was depressed all day long and her heart was hanging.I always have to look at my phone for fear of missing any information; but I can’t always check for fear that the battery will run out.On the one hand, I was worried, and on the other hand, I felt that I was very incompetent, and I was depressed to the lowest point in my life.The good news is that this battery was used for the first time, and it was very competitive. It lasted for a full week, and it lasted to Changsha. The moment Jiang Fangzhou checked into the hotel, it was considered to be exhausted, and there was nothing wrong with it.The mobile phone bought in Wuhan was charged for the first time in Changsha, and Jiang Fangzhou's mood immediately improved, and he was very happy. Jiang Fangzhou has never washed clothes at home, and even if he does, he throws them in the washing machine.Her cousin is in college, and she asks him how to do laundry.My cousin said: "Sprinkle some washing powder, soak the clothes overnight, rinse them the next day, and hang them up." She followed suit.Jiang's mother went to see her washing clothes like this. She was angry and funny, and said: "You learn to wash clothes, why don't you learn from me? You learn from your brother, he is the last person who doesn't want to do laundry." Actually The conditions for washing clothes in the school are very good. There are washrooms in the dormitory and a laundry room downstairs.Jiang's mother said: "If you don't want to wash the clothes, you can send them to the laundry room; if you don't want to wash the clothes, you can keep them for washing when I come." Jiang Fangzhou said: "I will wash them myself." She followed them all. Cousin's way to wash it. Jiang Fangzhou has thick hair, and he doesn't know how to tie a ponytail.At first, every morning, the classmates in the same dormitory helped her comb her hair.She called this classmate "Head Rope".不过后来宿舍调整，"头绳"搬走了。蒋方舟就只好自己扎头发了。她给自己"设计"了扎在脑袋两边的简单发型，完全是照着网上一只小狗的图片设计的。她扎起来倒也可爱，很像一只小狗狗。 蒋方舟在学校里订了鲜奶。鲜奶的供应商在宿舍楼附近立了好几排柜子，每个订奶的学生有一个小小的柜格，外面上锁，学生和送奶的工人各拿一把钥匙。每天早上，学生自己去开锁拿奶，喝完后，把空瓶放回柜子里，再锁上。这本来毫无问题。但是有一次，蒋方舟把奶瓶拿到教室里喝，空瓶打破了，没有东西可以放回柜子，她就在柜子里放了一元钱，再锁上。蒋方舟第二天去取奶，送奶工果然取走钱，接着送奶，没有二话。以后，蒋方舟如果打破瓶子，就放一元钱。蒋妈有一次去学校，正赶上她这么干。蒋妈说："喂，行不行呀？人家同意不同意呀？订奶的条文上没有这一条呀。"蒋方舟说："在家里订奶就是这样，瓶子破了赔一块钱。"蒋妈说："那是在襄樊的家里，现在是在武汉呀！"蒋方舟说："哎呀，你这个人可真笨呀。活在这个世界上，你要学会自己制定规则。" 蒋方舟到武汉上学前，听到一些传言，说武汉的人比较"拐"，不好相处。蒋方舟从来没有这样的感觉。她第一天就说："我们学校很多美女，武汉姑娘都很高挑，皮肤很白。"她说不仅同学老师很好，学校的校工和宿舍老师都很好，总是笑脸说："同学，你要什么？"她在武汉生活了两年，个子长高很多，也学起了武汉话。有很多同学教她，但她自认为学成之后，却没有人愿意承认是蒋方舟的老师。为了减轻她作为笨学生承受的羞耻，一个同学安慰道："已经不错了，我教过的其他人，不是说成了四川话，就是说成河南话。你说的是新洲话离武汉不远了，只有几十公里了。"到现在，她只会说几句话："你干么事啊？你到哪里可（去）啊？"还学会了一个词：蛮醒（傻气）。她已经习惯用武汉的"蛮醒"来评价人事：冬天穿裙子，蛮醒；走路背书，蛮醒；听不懂玩笑话，蛮醒。可有武汉人说没这个用法呀！ 蒋方舟从初中起，就自己坐飞机或火车到外地去。起初她很慌乱，手太小，一手抓着行李、围巾、手套、机票等等。走了一路，机票就抓丢了，赶紧原路返回去找。后来外出就能把自己照顾得不错，还买礼物带回家。第一次买礼物，她买了一袋人形烧，就是人形的蛋糕，很甜腻，并不好吃。但是，来串门的亲戚们都客气地吃了一块儿，客气地赞美"人形烧"。蒋方舟说："我大伯回去肯定要吐的，他从来不吃甜食。" 蒋方舟在学校总是吃三元餐。如果有人去看她，她就会请别人吃五元餐。比五元餐更贵的，就没有了。在学校吃饭，伙食很好，又丰富又很便宜。问她为什么不吃五元餐。她就说："三元餐和五元餐差别不大，都很好吃的，只是肉片的数量不一样而已。我又不喜欢吃肉。就是千万富翁的女儿，亿万富翁的儿子，到这儿了还是照样吃三元餐。"到学期结束，她一搜箱底，发现还剩下一二千元生活费，就喜笑颜开，说："我好有钱啊，我要在学校里边走边撒钱。" 上高中之后，蒋方舟每年回家几次，多半是赶在学生潮的时候。不仅火车拥挤，连出租和公交车都是学生。有一年"五一"回家，离火车站十里开外就堵车。出租车司机把蒋方舟撂到半路上。蒋方舟好不容易坐火车到家，站在出站口等爸爸接，等了半天等不到。发现自己一整天只喝了半杯豆浆，吃了一个米团。这个事实一经发现她就开始饿，两眼发黑蹲在地上。打电话给爸爸，一听到爸爸的声音就开始哭着说："你怎么还没有到啊？我等了半天，好惨啊，我想找个老伴儿！"电话挂了还是哭嚎不止，声音之大使周围的人围观起来。还有一个乞丐伸手到蒋方舟面前，找她讨钱。蒋方舟泪眼朦胧地抬眼看着乞丐说："你还找我要钱？不如我跟你混吧。" 上网，但拒绝网瘾 有一次，蒋方舟在一天内要交给编辑四篇专栏。而这"一天"，实际上指的是中午的一个小时。她全天都要上课，还有晚自习。最好笑的是，她根本就无法上网，甚至连电脑都没有。中午吃饭的时候，蒋方舟说："我看我还是跳楼算了。"幸亏同学送给她几张饭票，她才喜笑颜开。 其实校内的上网条件是很不错的。有电子阅览室（就是网吧），也有电脑信息课。但是，蒋方舟必须有自己的电脑，最好能随时随地上网。这对于全住宿的高中生，似乎奢侈了些。起初，她并不想搞这个特殊化，就在周末打车，到几里外的大学附近找网吧，在网吧里写作和发稿子（她自己的学校附近没有网吧）。 网吧的环境比较差，周围的人几乎都是玩网络游戏的，烟雾腾腾。没有word，不能存盘，这都能将就。可是后来，换了一个管理员，是个严格的妇女，她说："你的身份证呢？你有没有十八岁？我不能因为你被罚款。"蒋方舟恳求了好久，说："你看我长得像不像坏小孩儿？"在网吧里写完和发完稿件，天已经全黑，回学校的路比较偏僻，路上偶尔有几个不明身份的人走着，时而有大卡车发疯一样地开过去，连出租车都没有。蒋方舟提心吊胆地走回学校，一路走一路哭，再也不去网吧了。 蒋方舟开始写申请，希望学校给自己提供一台电脑。学校讨论了之后，很快批准了。但是学校刚刚搬到新校区，很多物品都没有到位，微机教室还没有安装，校网还没有架设，就让她先去信息小组，跟其他同学共用电脑。她用了两天，觉得不是办法，又去找信息老师要电脑。老师都非常忙，蒋方舟三天两头去找，终于拿到了电脑。她把主机搬到宿舍，就坐在那儿，看着自己的汗滴到地上，一直滴，一直滴。这是她平生第一次为一桩非常具体的事情操心和忙碌。 蒋方舟虽然天天都需要上网，但是从来没有网瘾。她不知道为什么有的人有网瘾。她不去QQ，不去网络游戏站点，玩游戏只玩过两个单机的：《仙剑》和《天之痕》。在家里，蒋方舟有三台电脑：一部笔记本电脑（可以无线上网），一部台式机（全天开机，可以宽带上网），另一部台式机（不能上网）。她绝大部分时间，都在那台不能上网的电脑上工作。因为这台机器配置低，除了打字和听歌，干不了别的。她工作告一段落，就跑到上网的电脑上看新闻，看图片，收邮件，下载歌，管理博客。下载完毕，网上的事情也办完了。她把u盘取出来，还去那个破的电脑上工作。她上网时间，是一个小时左右，自己控制得很好。 有一阵，她特别喜欢在网上看明星八卦，在这上面耗了不少时间，她觉得不好，就让蒋妈帮她转播娱乐新闻，让蒋爸帮她转播时事新闻。家里打电话通常是这样开头的："伊朗释放英国士兵了，刘德华的粉丝的爸爸投海自杀了……你怎么样？水果够不够吃？" 音乐、电影，一个也不能少 蒋方舟一直随身带着老式的索尼CD机来听歌。机身很重，像一只铁饼。而且还必须同时携带一只cd碟包。因为不常上街，她的碟子常常半年得不到更新，翻来覆去地只听几张碟子：艾米·纳姆的，艾尔顿·约翰的，后街男孩的。妈妈说："给你买个mp3吧，我看路上走的好多学生，脖子上都挂着mp3。"蒋方舟说："我最讨厌有人走路时，脖子上挂个mp3了，其实听cd更酷。"她是不想花多余的钱。其实买个不错的mp3，几百块钱就够了。妈妈说了多次之后，蒋方舟说："我跟同学要一个mp3就行了。好几个同学买了mp4，原来的mp3就不要了。"妈妈说："你这么一说，我就更要买了……你是要mp3，还是要mp4？"蒋方舟说："mp3就行了，成绩好的都是听mp3，成绩不好的才听mp4。"买了新的mp3之后，蒋方舟天天走路都挂在脖子上，也不说最讨厌的就是这种人了。 不管是写作，还是写作业，都得听歌，这是蒋方舟的习惯。蒋方舟大都听英文歌曲，写完每个小说，要鸣谢不同的歌者。比如写完，她要鸣谢的是谢妮娜西门的《Feeling good》，和南方小鸡的《Not ready to make nice》。现在就在这正式鸣谢了！ 蒋方舟从八九岁懂得听歌开始，就听英文歌，中文歌不用专门听，商场歌，的士歌，电视歌，短信歌，校广播站歌，不听也会往耳朵里跑。蒋方舟不知道自己听了多少歌曲，最近一听到英文歌，就用手在自己周围划大圈，得意洋洋夸大其词地说："我所有英文歌都听过，世界上所有的英文歌我都听过。"这个"世界"，指她周围的小世界。就是说，凡是周围的人说得上来的，她全部都听过。她说："我发现英文的爱情歌，很少唱爱情中的阴谋诡计，《爱情三十六计》这种，是不存在的。这一点跟中文歌不同。" 吃中午饭的时候，蒋方舟就在碟机里塞一只影碟，一边吃一边看。五六岁的时候是看动画片，主要是迪斯尼和梦工厂的，如《仙履奇缘》、《小鸡快跑》之类。不过她很快就开始看文艺片，商业片和另类的电影也看，美剧日剧也看。十年下来，看过的电影总有两三千部。大多是外语片。她说："过了一些年，我发现每个电影都有一些我不喜欢的地方，我至今觉得没有"讨厌点"的电影，应该是《几乎成名》。" 自从有了看碟的习惯，蒋方舟几乎不看电视节目。 翻译、朗诵，偶尔客串 蒋方舟上初中时，最喜欢的作者比尔·布莱森出版了一本厚度高达两个砖头叠起来的书，叫做。在中译本还没有出来的时候，她就已经着手在课堂笔记本上翻译，第一章是《宇宙的起源》。她的翻译是这样的："无论你多努力，你都没办法体会一个质子有多小，它对于空间是多么谦虚，因为它实在是太……太太太小了。你会自然地但是是错误地想象宇宙是一个怀孕的点儿，在那黑暗的、无穷无尽的空间里。"然后就没有下文了，她的翻译生涯，共计两个小时。当中文版本出来的时候，蒋方舟买了学习，同样的话，书中是这样翻译的："无论怎么努力，你都永远也想像不出质子有多么微小，占有多么小的空间。它实在太小了……把奇点看成是一个悬在漆黑无边的虚空中的孕点，这是很自然的，然而是错误的。" 直至现在她还认为自己翻译的版本好玩一些，将来也许可以成为翻译家。 刚上高一时，蒋方舟参加了年级的朗诵比赛，她背了一首余光中的诗，自己觉得抑扬顿挫还不错。比赛时，她抽签抽到第一个，朗诵之后，就坐在那儿听别人的。她说："我完全被吓倒。"因为其他选手准备得格外充分，有个女生还穿上汉服，朗诵《行路难》，特别飒爽，像女扮男装混进书院的祝英台。蒋方舟那次得到了全场最低分，但她从此知道，在华师一，任何学生活动，从租服装，到请媒体，每个环节都是学生亲历亲为，而且要高质量地完成。不久之后，蒋方舟就成为"学生博雅论坛"的第二期主讲人，还成为武汉市"楚天杯"诗歌朗诵比赛的评委。 写作没有秘密 被"诱骗"上写作之路 在武汉崇文书城举办的一次讲座上，蒋方舟梳着两条辫子，手腕戴一串女孩们最喜爱的水晶手链。她背后的屏幕上，映出"纳尼亚传奇"的背景，上面写着几个大字：在衣橱后面的世界做国王，这个正是她演讲的题目。蒋方舟提到儿时的一个小故事，自己曾躲在一个小衣橱，那里静悄悄的，只有自己一个人，顿时感觉那个衣橱就是自己的世界，而长大后，自己的世界则变成了文学。 蒋方舟在文学王国里的第一个脚印，却归功于母亲一次著名的"诱骗"：法律规定中国小学生在小学毕业之前都必须写一部书，否则会被警察叔叔捉起来。蒋方舟居然上当了，小时候只要听到警笛声就会心虚，所以脑子里整天想着怎么完成小说。 "诱骗"这样的家教方法成就了一个天才少女作家，却也说明了蒋方舟的乖巧，不像她最初出道时的童言无忌呢。 从在自己的王国里驰骋，到成为国王，蒋方舟已经是很自如地写作。不过想起给《南方都市报》和《新京报》写专栏的经历，她似乎还"心有余悸"，"写专栏就像家庭作业，每天都得交，而且那时学习很紧张"，蒋方舟坦言，为了写专栏，每天要看很多书，堆起来都有一人高！ 很多同学写作时总觉得无话可说，蒋方舟说："写作最重要的是有双发现的眼睛！勿以事小而不为之！"其实，身边的小事情就是很好的素材，缺少的是发现事情价值的观察力。她写过一次火车上逃票的事，这当然是好多人看来无意义甚至不光彩的一件事，然而她却感受到自己在东躲西藏中，内心深处的一种尊严。蒋方舟说，我们小孩子很少来关注国计民生、环保问题，我觉得真正应该写的也有兴趣写下去的就是自己关心的问题，像我第一部书里面最满意的一篇文章《亲嘴大王》里的故事，因为我觉得那些东西鸡毛蒜皮的，才是最真实可爱的。 所以蒋方舟很认真地建议家长，千万别把自己的评判标准强加给孩子，写作内容是否有意义，只能由孩子自己来判断。 要想当上文学王国的国王，应该有足够的自信去操纵故事，蒋方舟在写作过程中，经常会受到各种思想的干扰，认为自己写的内容没意义，或者风格不对，最终导致半途而废。因此，自信至关重要。至少可以让坏文章也写完成哦。 "我在写作时并不会去找些噱头，写作主要只是挑战自己的智商。"当别的孩子还在过家家时，蒋方舟很庆幸自己接触了写作，并把写作当成了一件天经地义的事情，尽管她申明将来并不想当作家。但当记者问到：你已经写到第9本书了，你会琢磨"为什么而写作"这个问题吗？她回答：没有琢磨，天啦，我应该想想了，因为感觉写作就是天经地义的事情。第一本书是为了不坐牢而写的，之后写作只是一种习惯，一本书写完了，下一本书就马上开始。感觉不写作就是一件太奇怪的事情了。 写作，写作，再写作 蒋方舟从小学三年级以后，就从来没有休过一个寒假或暑假。通常是暑假写新书，寒假做修改。寒假时间短，她只是坐火车回老家吃年饭时休息一下，其余时间都在写作。上高中后的寒假，她连回老家吃年饭都不肯了，要一个人留在家里写书。这下所有亲戚都不同意了。他们觉得不近情理："全体中国人都在过年，喝酒聚会放鞭炮，哪有女孩子一个人单独过年的道理？"蒋方舟说："我寒假只有20天，坐火车去一天，回来一天，吃饭一天，回来了我要把小说从头到尾读一遍，慢慢进入情节，酝酿感情，又是一天。我一共耽误了四天。我寒假没有做一天作业，开学了补功课又是多少天。"亲戚就理解地说："好好，我们想得开。"蒋爸蒋妈还是要回老家的，就任由蒋方舟的意思，不管她了。父母回老家之前，就开始安顿蒋方舟。在她周围全部摆上食物：啤酒、红酒、花生米、卤菜、水果、瓜子、糖果、核桃仁……饺子包好，想吃就下，火锅煮好一大锅，想吃按一下开关。蒋方舟基本上在食物的包围中写东西，她笑称自己是"空巢老人"。 蒋方舟坐在床上写了三天，除了上厕所，活动半径不超过一米，几乎没有下过床，她说："我后来发现我不会走路了。" 对比写作的辛苦，蒋方舟说："做作业简直就是休息了。"她可以一边听课，一边演算数学题，粘贴一下错题本，复习地理画画地图，复习历史填填表格。蒋方舟说："简直不动什么脑筋，我觉得自己像在资料室里上班的公务员。" 蒋方舟写作的时候，周围人看电视，吵架，搞卫生都可以。只是不能接近电脑屏幕，不能窥看。在她周围方圆三米之内，不能出现任何生物。所以，她写作的时候，电脑桌周围真的是杀气凛冽，寸草不生。即便想跟她说话，也作罢，只远远地瞻仰一下算了。有时候，为了改善环境，赏心悦目，在她桌子上放一束花，她发现了，就让拿走。 蒋方舟并不喜欢跟人讨论、争论、辩论文学方面的问题。实际上，她只喜欢跟自己讨论。她会自己想，或者在小本本上写下来。但是这一点外人不知道，经常以为作家没有不喜欢高谈阔论混迹沙龙的。有一次，有一位文学爱好者找到教室里，跟蒋方舟讨论小说的现状等等等等。她耐心地听了半天，为了避免自己跳起来打他，就很无礼地起身走了。 蒋方舟有个大黑皮本，她每天在上面写一些东西。有生活记事，比如："我今天生病了，脸是咖啡色的。" 中间还插播一些在书上看到的有趣的话，比如"像鲤鱼一样没有受过教育"，"战争的目的不是赢，而是持续"。还有一些暂时无解的自问："你觉得"坏作家"的存在是必要的吗？""时间有没有资格被称为顺序？""是什么人，钱也不能停止他的愤怒？"不过最多的是蒋方舟临时想到的名言，比如："谎言就像丛林，不被发现就不存在。""一个人对自己坦诚了一次，他就永远坦诚。""一个女人的垃圾，是另一个女人的珍宝。""最幽默的作家使人发出几乎觉察不到的笑。""儿童一出生都不是被指导成作家，而是通过一种我称之为作家与儿童之间的默契。" 最好笑的是，蒋方舟视为机密的大黑本上，还有这样郑重其事的名言："用手轻轻地击打后脑勺可以增进思维。" 取名字--创世造人的乐趣 蒋方舟平时很留意搜集人名，以便给自己的"人"用。给小说人物起名字，是作家的乐趣，创世造人的乐趣。蒋方舟写小说，通常先把人物称为"甲甲""乙乙""女甲甲""女乙乙"比如"甲甲和女甲甲， 在路上看到了乙乙和女乙乙"。写了一些情节后，"甲甲""乙乙"有了相貌，有了父母，有了悲欢，有点活生生的意思了，就需要一个名字了。这本书中，最先起的人名是"男乙乙"占乃钞。蒋方舟在报纸上看到人名"廖奶钞"，一直想给自己的"人"用，为了避免太古怪，改动了一下。最先起的人名是"女甲甲""连笑"。蒋方舟在网上看到某个人叫"王连笑"，就去掉王姓(大概没有什么作家喜欢让自己的"人"姓"张王李赵"这样大众化的姓)。"连笑"有记忆度，也符合人物的个性。"木欣欣"的名字，来源语文课上学到的《归去来兮辞》，其中一句是"木欣欣以向荣"，"万遂"这个名字，是同学的，在学校的网站上找到的。"男甲甲"的名字，通常是女作家的心爱。要别致、清俊、浪漫，但是蒋方舟又不喜欢过于做作，就起了"沐垂阳"这个名字，"垂阳"取自词牌名，沐姓是乱编的。搜索了一下，发现有这个姓氏。起初，蒋方舟不是很满意，一直想着换人名。但是在写的过程中，沐垂阳已经成了"真的人