Chapter 18 81-85

Before I finished speaking, I felt a pain in my ear, and Meng Fan had already grabbed hold of me firmly: "You are necrotic! Hooligan! Peeking at other people's chest." I proudly said: "Hey, not only have I seen it, I've even touched it..." Before I finished speaking, Meng Fan grabbed my ear and pulled it down violently, and I howled like a pig in pain. After such a fight, the gloomy clouds and mist just now dissipated without a trace.Meng Fan didn't have dinner either, so we went hand in hand to eat fried noodles in a small shop.I proudly told Meng Fan that after I have worked as a tutor twice, I feel that I have more money.Last time I sold three tutoring information and earned 120 yuan, which is actually a small deposit!I can treat her to fried noodles more in the future.

When I came out after eating, I looked up and saw a bright moon above my head.Meng Fan said: "The moon is so beautiful!" I said: "Yes! The moon is like your face, it is always so beautiful." Meng Fan spat: "I know you are glib! Me, I just hope that we will be reunited forever and never be separated like this moon." I said: "Don't use the moon as a metaphor, the moon will change. Su Shi said: The moon has cloudy and sunny cycles, and people have joys and sorrows." Meng Fan grimaced and said, "I'll just use the moon in front of me, the moon tonight as a metaphor, can't I?"

I smiled and said, "Okay, okay! Now that I'm talking about it, I remembered that in Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet", there is a line about swearing by the moon." Meng Fan said, "Yes, I remembered it too, but I couldn't recite it." I said: "Hey, I can recite!" So I played two roles alone and recited the lines. Maid Romeo, by this bright moon, which silvers the tops of these fruit-trees, I swear— O Juliet!Don't swear by the moon, it is fickle, every month has its ups and downs; if you swear by it, maybe your love will be like it. Romeo Then by what shall I swear?

Juliet No need to swear; or if you will, swear by your own beauty, which is my idol, and I will believe you. Meng Fan was very moved when he heard this, and repeated Juliet's lines again: "Don't swear; or if you want, just swear by your beautiful self, that is the idol I worship, and I will definitely believe you of." I said, "I will definitely believe you too." Meng Fan said: "Romeo and Juliet are together in life and death. We also want to be like them." "Aren't you afraid of your parents?" Meng Fan raised his head proudly: "What I am sure about, who can stop me!"

The moonlight was beautiful, and Meng Fan and I decided to go for a walk on the sandbar by the river together. It is still the dry season at this time, and the water has not yet started to rise, but the water level is already slightly higher than last winter.Some parts of the beach have been submerged.Last year we had a concert downstairs with the girls, and a group of people also came here together.The scenery at this time is similar to that at that time, with fine sandy beaches, beautiful moonlight, and beautiful ladies.The difference is that there were a lot of people who came last time, but this time it was only the two of us.

The horns of motor vehicles on the river bridge can be heard in the distance, as well as the whistle of the barge on Yanyu Island and the dull sound of "cracking" motors, which further reflect the tranquility of the sandbar here.It just rained last night, so the beach was a bit wet.The mist in the air is not as cold as last year, but it is slightly warm on the face.There is a willow forest in the distance, the tender green buds have been pulled out. Originally, the old saying goes, "Green willows are like smoke", but at this time, looking at it in the light mist of the night, it is even more vague.After seeing such a scene, I just realized the beauty of Chinese ink painting.French Monet is good at engraving light and shadow, but for this kind of scenery, I am afraid that he can't express it better than traditional Chinese painting.I sometimes feel that Chinese landscapes are most vividly painted with Chinese paintings.Sometimes I feel that I don't know whether art is imitating nature or nature is imitating art.

The moonlight shines on the big river, and the distant river surface is shining with dizzy waves.Everything is hazy, seemingly connected but not connected, seemingly separated but not separated.There seems to be no obvious boundary between river and shore, water and sand, mist and starlight, beauty and bright moon. "Frost drifts in the air without being aware of flying, and white sand on the ground cannot be seen." I chanted unconsciously, "Today I know the artistic conception of these two lines of Zhang Ruoxu's poem." Meng Fan said: "I like these two lines the most among the ancient poems. I also like Wang Bo's "Preface to the Pavilion of the King of Teng" when writing about the scenery by the water: "The sunset and the lonely bird fly together, and the autumn water is the same color as the sky.'"

"Last autumn, I didn't see such a beautiful scenery here. Without water birds, the scenery is much worse. I heard from a classmate of mine who came to Dongting Lake that when he was young, the lake area had not been polluted, and he could see so much every day. Beautiful scenery. It's a pity that it was all destroyed later." "Ah, what a pity, I will never see it again." "You can still see it." I said, "For example, now, you are Luoxia, I am Guqu, you are Qiushui, and I am Changtian." "Hmph! Smug. I think you are 'how do you know a boy, and you are in love with each other.'"

This little girl dared to make fun of me!Hmph, let you know how powerful I am! "Hehe, if you say I'm 'bow every Sheng', then you are this 'Sheng'. You are delicious, hehe, I want to have a good meal..." I forced her towards her with a smirk. "Don't come here! Come here again and I'll call the police!" "It's okay to come here, unless you think of a better sentence to describe me." "Okay. Well..." Meng Fan tilted his head and thought for a while, "You are the treasure tree of the Xie family, and the neighbor of the Meng family.'"

I was very impressed in my heart, I couldn't see that this little girl was really talented!The two sentences used actually coincided with her surname!Hmph, if I can't deal with you today, how can I be the head of the family in the future?I rolled my eyes and said, "This metaphor is not good. If we want to compare the two of us with the ancients, then I am Xu Ru and you are Chen Fan. 'Outstanding man, Xu Ru will come to Chen Fan's couch.'" "Okay! How dare you take advantage of me!" Meng Fan swung his fist. I turned around and ran away, Meng Fan waved his palms and chased after me.After running for a short distance, I suddenly turned around and stopped. Meng Fan couldn't hold back his feet, and slammed into my arms, and the two hugged and kissed wildly.I bent my feet and slowly put Meng Fan down on the beach. The two rolled on the beach a lot and kissed very passionately under the moonlight.I smelled the fragrant breath on her body, felt her softness, and I was ecstatic for a while, and my hands wandered around her body unconsciously.She gasped softly, symbolically resisting.It's a pity that the weather is still relatively cold at this time, and she wears more clothes. I am afraid that she will catch a cold, so I dare not touch her too presumptuously.I kept kissing Meng Fan until she was out of breath, and then I let her go.

Meng Fan sat up, straightened her messy clothes and hair, and said, "Pervert! Bastard!" "Poets! Lovers!" "Bah! You misquoted ancient poems and proses and caused me a serious mental loss. Now you must compensate me." "How to compensate?" "Say a couple of ancient poems that make me happy." "Okay. Li Bai's poem: I love Master Meng, and the world hears about it." Meng Fan shook his head and vetoed: "No, no, although my surname is Meng, but I am a woman, not a 'master'. Start again." "I love Meng Fanbao, who is famous all over the world." "It's nondescript!" Meng Fan said contemptuously: "Poets in the Chinese department can't just memorize poems! You have to write them yourself to be considered good!" I laughed and said, "Don't tell me, your mother took you away last night, and it happened to rain all night. I lay in bed and couldn't sleep, so I thought of four short poems." "Oh? What did you write? Tell me." So I read: The wind folds the sad couch, The rain hits the evening cold. peach blossom in dream, Jiangnan under the umbrella. Meng Fan thought for a while, then nodded and said, "The last two sentences are good. That's what happened last night. You can write a few sentences about the scenery tonight." I thought for a while, then read again: The moonlight is like water, Spring night is like a cup. Canoe on the river, Full of Qinghui. Meng Fan said: "It's not too bad. Your four-character body feels different from the body of 'Guan Guan Jujiu, in the river continent'." "I just made do with my own scribbles." "Then can you write a longer one? Can you write new poems?" "Forgive me! I can't even read new poems, let alone write them. Every day in the dormitory we are tortured by that perverted new poet Wang Sao. I don't have any liking for the so-called new poems now." "Then you can write ancient poems." I was sweating profusely: "What kind of writing?" "Well, write something that pleases me." I thought for a while, and said, write the first five-character quatrains.So he took out the pen and paper on his body and scribbled for a while, then read: I have traveled in rivers and seas, Love to dance Dongting autumn. Meng Du wrote poems for a long time, Fan Huayao ancient building. Meng Fan blushed, pouted and said, "It's so-so. I want a seven-character poem." I begged Rao and said, "Fanbao, please forgive me. I don't know how to write poetry. Just now, I have used up all my little cleverness. If I continue to write, I will completely reveal my truth." Meng Fan refused and asked me to continue writing.I said: "This Tibetan acrostic poem is really difficult to write. Especially your name, the characters 'Meng' and 'Fan' are very difficult to form words. Badly written." "I don't care! Are you writing or not?" She grabbed my ear with her left hand and waved her right palm in the air, as if she was ready to greet me at any time.Forced by the coercion, I had no choice but to read: I am a martial artist, Fall in love with Xingzhou good girl. The Meng family has a daughter who has just grown up, Fan Bao loves to fan his ears. Meng Fan spat: "What a mess!" I said: "Art cannot be produced by political pressure." "Just your crap is worthy of the name art!" "Okay, okay, it's not art." I scratched my head, "Actually, I have an idea recently, but unfortunately my level is too low for this idea to come true." "What do you think? Tell me." "At this year's Spring Festival Gala, Mao Ning sang the song "The Sound of the Waves Is Still" and everyone liked it very much. I think this is a new breakthrough in the creation of lyrics. There are many beautiful artistic conceptions in our classical poems. If we can use How good would it be to express it with modern Chinese lyrics and a new tune?" "Well! "The Sound of the Waves Still" written by Chen Xiaoqi feels like Zhang Ji's "Night Mooring at the Maple Bridge", but it is not just a simple translation of words and sentences and a simple copy of the artistic conception. There are many new things. I want to write the lyrics It's very difficult to get to this point. Do you want to try?" "I really want to try it, but I don't think I'm capable of it." "Go ahead and give it a try." Meng Fan encouraged, "Judging from the few songs you wrote just now, you can still give it a try. As long as your lyrics are not particularly bad, I will compose music for you .” "Can you still compose music?" "No. When I was in high school, I played with it myself. It didn't sound good. I was laughed at by Ping Baolinbao and the others for a long time." "That's fine, we're two and a half pounds, let's just cooperate once. Anyway, everyone's level is not high, so don't laugh at anyone." "Okay, just the two of us write it ourselves, and don't tell others. Even if it doesn't sound good, we won't be afraid of losing face." Meng Fan made a face. "Yes, this is our own song. No matter how ugly it is, it is our own song. Just like how ugly a child is, it is still our own child." "I hate it!" Meng Fan came to grab my ear again, I was prepared and dodged in time. "Big bear! Let's start writing songs! It's fun! Which ancient poem are you going to adapt?" "You just mentioned 'Guan Guan Jujiu, in the River Continent.' I will adapt the poem "Guan Ju". This is the first poem in the poem. It is the oldest love song in China, and it is very representative. " "Then what's the name of this new song?" "It should be different from "Guanju", let's call it!" Zhang Song, the director of the drama club, decided to rehearse the big play "Thunderstorm".He took out a deleted and edited playbook, he acted as the director himself, and played the role of Zhou Puyuan and Yu Hui as Fanyi.He chose me to play Zhou Ping, Meng Fan to play Sifeng, and Lu Xiaolin to play Zhou Chong.Stimulated by Meng Fan's mother, I felt that I should concentrate on my studies and not spend so much time rehearsing, so I politely declined Zhou Ping's role. In the end Zhang Song had to ask Lu Xiaolin to play Zhou Ping.Lu Xiaolin was very happy to play this role.According to Meng Fan, Zhang Song was very angry that Lu Xiaolin couldn't find the feeling when playing Zhou Ping.Later, Lu Xiaolin quarreled with Zhang Song because he couldn't bear Zhang Song's continuous accusations. Meng Fan and I continued to start a happy life of studying together at night.Sometimes, Meng Fan was going to participate in the rehearsal of "Thunderstorm", so I continued to study by myself.I asked her to leave the orange juice bottle on the table so I felt as if she was still around to study with me.I'm studying harder than ever before and I feel like I'm improving very fast.Meng Fan's mother didn't bother me anymore.This made me feel a little strange instead. A more interesting thing happened during this period, that is, Chen Qiwei had a circumcision operation.As the love between Chen Qiwei and Li Meng has entered a white-hot stage, Chen Qiwei is becoming more and more dissatisfied with his phimosis.He discussed this issue with me in private. Chen Qiwei: "Lao Qi, I heard that phimosis will affect sex life?" Me: "It seems to be." "What influence method?" "It is said that there was a groom with a phimosis who was so excited on the wedding night that his foreskin was stretched and his blood splashed on the marriage bed. He was sent to the hospital on the spot." "It's so scary!" Chen Qiwei turned pale with fright. "Are you eager to try now?" "Hey, be prepared. It's too late to sharpen your guns before the battle." Chen Qiwei said a little embarrassed. In this way, under the encouragement and instigation of his brothers, Chen Qiwei bravely underwent the operation.Jin Ziguang and I accompanied him there.Chen Qiwei came out of the operating room, unable to move, and Jin Ziguang and I took him back to Serenju.After returning to the dormitory, we began to spread rumors, saying that the beautiful nurse fell in love with the handsome Xiao Chen at first sight. After the operation, she used her own white handkerchief to tie a very beautiful bow on Chen Qiwei's wound. As a token of love.So everyone clamored to see the bow, and almost tore Chen Qiwei's pants. Chen Qiwei recuperated in bed for a week.During the period, the girls in our class also visited him several times in batches.Chen Qiwei didn't even tell Li Meng the truth, so all the girls thought that Chen Qiwei had an appendectomy because of acute appendicitis. On this day, Li Meng, Zhang Qunying, Ling Yufei, "Little Budian" and others came to visit Chen Qiwei.All the girls asked about Chen Qiwei's condition with great concern.Chen Qiwei pretended to gently protect the appendix with his hands, as if the pain was coming from there. Li Meng asked Chen Qiwei how many stitches, Chen Qiwei said nonsense, four stitches. The little boy asked curiously: "I heard that the needles used for sewing are all curved, which are scary big, isn't it?" Chen Qiwei sighed, "I didn't pay attention." Xiao BuDian said: "This is a minor operation for you, it's fine, my boyfriend also had it done." Ling Yufei said: "My dad did it too. That's right, it will be fine in a few days." Zhang Qunying said: "Recently, I need to rest and rest. I can't exercise too much, it will tear the wound." Li Meng said: "Well, when you move, you should be lighter and slower." We couldn't bear it anymore, so we all found excuses and ran out to a place far away from the seductive residence, and everyone laughed wildly. We waited outside for a while, and saw Zhang Qunying, Ling Yufei, "Little Budian" and others coming out from a distance, but Li Meng didn't come out.I thought about how Meng Fan insisted on seeing my wound after I was beaten last year. I wonder if Li Meng will insist on seeing Chen Qiwei's wound today, and I don't know if Chen Qiwei will let her see it. One Saturday, Yang Xueping invited everyone to sing karaoke.This time the treat has already been rumored, and it was originally to thank her for having stomach cramps on the mountain last time, and Gu Lin and I worked together to save her.Unexpectedly, many unexpected things happened one after another later, so the customer was never invited. Now there is a problem between Gu Lin and Yu Xiang, and they haven't seen each other for a long time.Yang Xueping specifically asked me to inform Yu Xiang and Yangshi to come over, and wanted to help Gu Lin and Yu Xiang restore their relationship.She also hinted to me that she wanted me to do Yu Xiang's work, and asked him to apologize to Gu Lin and promise to change his past, so that the relationship should be restored. This afternoon, Yu Xiang and Yang Shi came to my place first.I asked Yu Xiang what his plans were for his relationship with Gu Lin. Before Yu Xiang could speak, Yangshi interjected and said, "Not long ago, Yu Bie met a beautiful girl on a bicycle on the street, and now they are having a hot fight." I said, "Yu Bie, you are amazing! Sure enough, that innocent girl was not able to escape from your clutches. But what are you going to do with Gu Lin?" Yu Xiang said: "I now have three echelons: the first echelon is Gu Lin. This is the safest and most loyal to me. I also like her the most. The second echelon is the bicycle rider I met recently. Girl. She's cute! But needs more development." "Where is that bike girl from?" "From the Chinese Department of Xingzhou Normal University." "Another college student? Still learning our Chinese language?" I was indignant, "Yu Bie, you are too stupid! Do you like me?" "Fuck! Xiaoxiao, don't talk about me sanctimoniously. Your wife has been jealous a few times, isn't it all because of you secretly messing with that Pingbao?" "You are fucking nonsense! Those few times were all misunderstandings. I have never been tempted by Yang Xueping." "Come on! We're all men, why bother to be so secretive! Didn't you tell us before? The first person you liked was Yang Xueping, and you wanted to learn how to dance in order to chase her, but Meng Fan cut me off while dancing. Killed and snatched away. Could it be that you never cared about Yang Xueping from now on? This is completely illogical." I was silent, and I asked myself, after my feelings for Yang Xueping dropped from a secret love to a general friendship, she still occupies a special place in my heart, far higher than ordinary female friends.But after I fell in love with Meng Fan, I really never played Yang Xueping's crooked ideas again.I know it is very difficult to explain such issues with Yu Xiang, because we have different fundamental views on the world, and there is no way to discuss many issues under the premise of different basic values.So I smiled lightly and stopped arguing. Seeing that I stopped talking, Yu Xiang proudly continued, "My third echelon is that young woman with big boobs I met in the dance hall with Yang Shi last time." Shit confirms: "Fuck, that young woman's boobs are really big. We in Shangwu went to five or six that day, and everyone agreed that only Russian women's breasts can be compared to hers, so we all called her 'Russia'." Yu Xiang smiled and said: "Actually, Russia was first discovered by the sheep poop. He went to invite him three times but was rejected. But my buddy made a move and invited me right away. Damn, her waves are really too big, dancing It was so comfortable! When I danced and passed by the sheep shit, I saw no one was invited by the sheep shit, standing alone in that dark corner, licking my dry lips, watching Looking at me, my eyes are burning, hahaha..." "Fart! Yu Bie! You fucking ruined my image everywhere!" The sheep dung flew to kick Yu Xiang, and Yu Xiang quickly moved away, laughing and repeating what he said just now: "The sheep dung is licking my chapped lips. Hahaha, chapped lips!..." He pronounced the word "cracked" very emphatically. At 6:30 in the evening, Yu Xiang, Yangshi, and I arrived at the playground of the gymnasium, which is where we agreed to gather.After a minute or two, Lu Xiaolin also came.For this big gathering, Yang Xueping also called him. The few of us discussed that with so many people singing, the cost must not be low. We can’t let Yang Xueping, a girl, bear the burden. When the time comes, we will find an opportunity to settle the bill secretly, and the four of us will share it equally.If Yang Xueping insists on paying, the five people will share equally. After a while, Yang Xueping, Meng Fan, Gu Lin, Sanduohua and Zhu Qiong also came.As soon as Zhu Qiong saw the sheep dung, he happily fought with him.When Gu Lin saw Yu Xiang, her face was full of frost, as if she didn't know him at all.But Yu Xiang could hold his breath, and ignored her with a straight face.We all chuckled to ourselves to see how the evening would end for the two of them. We came to the karaoke hall "Deep in the White Clouds", which is the best-equipped and most popular karaoke hall near the school.If you want to get a seat here, you should come early.We arrived early so we got a smaller room.The karaoke hall is not big, there is no private room in the strict sense, it is just divided into several interconnected rooms, so the guests are mixed.The 8 of us basically filled the room.Everyone is very satisfied, this is our little world. After everyone sang for half an hour, they saw that there were gradually more people outside, and the karaoke hall was already full.After another ten minutes, the boss came in and asked us: "There are too many guests now, can two more guests stay with you?" We looked up and saw a man and a woman coming in, and that woman was actually Ling Yufei!The man next to her was tall and heroic, with a dignified appearance, and he was also very well dressed, especially his eyes were full of confidence and style. Meng Fan lost his voice and called out to the man: "Wang Huiliang! Why are you here?" The man was also very surprised: "Meng Fan! It's you! How come it's such a coincidence?" So this is Wang Huiliang!I've heard Meng Fan talk about the son of the deputy director of the Public Security Bureau before, and I also know that he is Meng Fan's mother's favorite son-in-law, and also my most important rival in love, so I can't help but take a closer look at him.Sure enough, as Meng Fan said, he is handsome and well-dressed. Compared with him, the few of us young poor boys look very shabby. When Ling Yufei saw us, her face turned red all of a sudden, while Lu Xiaolin's face turned pale all of a sudden. Meng Fan took my hand and said to Wang Huiliang, "This is Geng Xiao." Wang Huiliang said: "Brother Geng, I have long admired you." I also clasped my fists and said, "Brother Wang, I have been waiting for a long time." Then I greeted Ling Yufei. "What? Feifei? Do you know each other?" Wang Huiliang was a little strange. "Of course, I know, and it's not a common understanding!" I laughed. "Geng Xiao and I are classmates." Ling Yufei said. Wang Huiliang patted his head: "By the way, why didn't I think of it? Both of you are from the 91st level of the Chinese Department!"