Chapter 12 51-55

I went to find Lu Xiaolin the next day.I know he can play the guitar well, so hopefully he can teach me a little basic fingering.I don't expect to make any big progress in such a short period of time, but at least I have to know how the basic principles of the guitar are going on, and the fake poses can't be too ugly when the time comes. Lu Xiaolin was actually very interested after hearing what I said about my visit.After he asked about our plan in detail, he offered to suggest: "I will also join your band, so that your concert will be much stronger." I was overjoyed and said, "Thank you! Why are you helping us like this?"

Lu Xiaolin said: "I don't want to help you all. I'll take the opportunity to chase Ling Yufei too!" "How are you and Ling Yufei doing?" Lu Xiaolin smiled wryly and shook his head: "The iron wall is iron, water can't get in. I can't ask her out at all. Writing a love letter is also a waste of time." "Think about it, the bird band is likely to mess up. We are driven to nowhere, and we hope to win by surprise. You don't have to take this risk with us." "I also want to seek victory in defeat. I think a cold beauty like Ling Yufei can't deal with her with ordinary methods. And I don't think we will mess up. There are two people called sheep shit and me." Playing the guitar is almost enough. Four people are more powerful, I just hitch a ride, if I really want to organize a courtship band by myself, it’s really hard to do.”

I was very happy and couldn't help holding his hand: "You are welcome to join! We are one brother, and we will succeed if we work together!" I entrusted gossip expert Jin Ziguang to help me inquire about Qin Mengxiang.The results came out in two days.Jin Ziguang said that it is not difficult at all to inquire about Qin Mengxiang.This guy is the most famous villain in the school. Originally, he would never be able to enter the university based on his grades. With his father Qin Zhao being the deputy mayor of Xingzhou City, he sneaked into Nanchu University, and then gathered a group of people. The scum in and out of the school, bullying boys and girls, doing all kinds of evil, many people have been beaten by him, extorted money by him, and many girls have been ruined by him, but no one can bring him down.The school leaders didn't dare to do anything to him at all.Every time something happens, just make a note of it and let it go.

Jin Ziguang, Chen Qiwei and others want me to be more careful recently, not to follow Qin Mengxiang's tricks.Such a person can do anything.I also felt quite dangerous in my heart, so I thought, what should I do if I am surrounded by Qin Mengxiang's people and beat me violently?I will bring Qin Mengxiang down no matter what.When watching the American movie "Spartacus", at the beginning, I saw Spartacus endured the severe blow of the whip, biting off a Roman soldier's hamstring.If it comes to a critical moment, I will use all means to go straight to Qin Mengxiang, the leader of the enemy army. Even if I bite him, I have to leave some marks on him. As for how many punches and kicks I get on myself, I don't care.This is a desperate style of play that hurts both sides, and it may be the most feasible for the weaker side.

After making this decision, my heart relaxed, and I exercised more vigorously every day, and paid attention not to walk alone at night.I now regret that I didn't insist on exercising in middle school, so that it is difficult to maintain a strong enough individual combat effectiveness under the threat of war.If I had half the kung fu of sheep shit, I would be sure to catch Qin Mengxiang under siege.But with my current kung fu, I'm afraid I can't get close to Qin Mengxiang's body.Then I have to cheat, let him relax his vigilance and approach me proactively.I have thought a lot about the relevant details, but only God knows if it will be useful on the battlefield.

Meng Fan no longer came to the Chemistry Department for self-study.I sat alone in the place that belonged to the two of us. Although I missed her a little, I was not too anxious.I also did not go to the classrooms of the foreign language department or the female dormitory to look for her.I feel that if I go to find her in the past few days, I will definitely get nothing.Instead of this, it's better to just chill for a while, so that both parties can think about what happened recently.I couldn't find Yang Xueping myself, so I had to express my apology to her again through Lu Xiaolin.Yang Xueping replied that it's all right, she is willing to help me restore our relationship with Meng Fan.The most important piece of information she provided was that neither Meng Fan nor Gu Lin would go home on Saturday night, and she would try to keep them in the dormitory.In this way, our concert will not be an empty show.

At noon on Saturday, Yu Xiang and Yangshi came over, and I took them to meet Lu Xiaolin and go to Tongtiantai for the last half-day "dress rehearsal".Time was tight, we all practiced very seriously, and discussed some specific details in detail. After dinner, we tidied up our clothes, and each of us walked to the girls' building with a guitar on his shoulders.We looked serious and had a sense of mission like going to the countryside, which attracted many strange looks along the way.Come downstairs to the girl and set up your position.Lu Xiaolin and Yang Shi, two real guitarists, stood in the middle, while Yu Xiang and I, the two lovers, were sandwiched between the two sides.

It's the weekend.Many boys stood outside the iron gate in front of the building and waited.On the sloping "Lover's Slope" next to the iron gate, there are full of couples and boys waiting for others. Although there are many people, they do not interfere with each other and are in order.The arrival of the few of us made them feel very novel, and they all smiled and waited for our good show to be staged. We first sang "Liu Liu's Her" together.According to my plan, the first song must be nice, and it must be our best song.Although we are not professional players, we must do our best to do this with the most professional spirit. "Liu Yo She" was first Qi Qin's song, and later sang by Fei Xiang.This song is very enthusiastic and provocative, and the title is very relevant, so it is more suitable as an opening song.

Everyone around fell silent.All the windows on the upper floor facing us were opened, and the girls gathered to the windows to watch the excitement.My attention was focused on Meng Fan's window.I saw Yang Xueping put her head out to look at us, and then disappeared.Half a minute later, she pulled Meng Fan and Gu Lin to the window.The two daughters, Meng and Gu, glanced at each other, then turned their heads to leave, but were stopped by Yang Xueping and other roommates with smiles, so they stayed still. The head seems to be in good shape.The few of us glanced at each other, and our confidence increased greatly.We sang "The Place of First Love" again.Now the attention of the people around is completely focused on the four of us.I vaguely heard some girls commenting on us.Many people have recognized me and Lu Xiaolin:

"Hey, aren't those two people the comedians who performed pantomime a few days ago?" "That's right, "Learning Martial Arts"! Huhuhaha! It's so fun!" "The comedian can also sing, so comprehensive!" "They must be in love with a girl! I don't know which one they like?" "It's not you anyway!" "Go to hell!" Then they creaked and fought. I cleared my throat and started to give my opening speech: "Everyone, everyone, good evening! Today we are an impromptu band to sing for a few girls we love. We are not singers, we also play guitar It’s not very good, but we will sing with all our hearts. I hope all the students will give us some encouragement, thank you!”

Everyone applauded warmly: "Come on! We support you!" So I put my hands around my mouth and shouted upstairs: "I love you, Meng Fan!" The audience yelled "Wow".The girls in the girls' dormitory in our class applauded desperately, and someone shouted from the window: "Geng Xiao, come on!" A girl shouted, "Who is Meng Fan? Tell us which dormitory he is from." So I pointed to Meng Fan.Meng Fan turned around and left, but was dragged back by Yang Xueping and others.The audience burst into laughter and applauded together. Yu Xiang shouted: "I love you, Gu Lin!" The audience yelled "Wow" again.Gu Lin also wanted to escape, but was also choked by her classmates. Lu Xiaolin's excited voice trembled a little: "I love you, Ling Yufei!" The audience yelled "Wow" again.The girls in our class were in a huge commotion.A girl nicknamed "Little Budian" shouted: "Beifei is not here. She is washing clothes in the water room, I will call her!" and then disappeared.A minute later, Xiaobudian, Li Meng, Zhang Qunying and others dragged Ling Yufei to the window.Lu Xiaolin repeated again: "I love you, Ling Yufei!" The girls in our class laughed and cheered together.Ling Yufei stood at the window and didn't move much, her face still didn't seem to have much expression. Yangshi was deeply affected by this passionate emotion, so he also called out: "I love you..." Yu Xiang, who was standing beside him, turned pale with fright, and before he could say Yang Xueping's name, he hurriedly put Yang Xueping He covered his mouth.Goat Shit angrily pushed his hand away. The audience roared with laughter, and a girl laughed and said, "Let people speak their minds! Really! Hey, that classmate, who do you really love? Tell me." Yu Xiang said to Yangshi in a low voice: "Don't make trouble today, I beg you!" I also said, "I beg you too." Lu Xiaolin asked me in a low voice: "Who does he want to woo?" I whispered to him: "Yang Xueping." Lu Xiaolin's expression changed immediately, and he also said, "Brother, we have never met before, so I beg you too." Sheep Shit looked at the three of us, and we all looked at him sincerely and nervously.He thought for a while, then pointed at us and said, "Remember, you owe me once!" The three of us nodded hurriedly. Yang Shi said to Yu Xiang again: "From now on, I will never owe you a large intestine again!" Yu Xiang said: "Okay, I'll give you back the large intestine. We don't owe anyone any more." So Yangshi opened his arms and shouted: "I love you, all the girls in Nanchu University!" Then the audience let out an "oh", and the boys booed everywhere. I announced: "The next song is dedicated to Meng Fan, a 91-year-old from the Department of Foreign Languages. I—love—you!" The audience applauded. The other three accompanied me, and I sang solo, and of course I sang that song.This song is not too difficult, and it sounds good. I like it very much and I often sing it. After these few days of practice, I have become more proficient. I think that even if I participated in the school's "Singer" competition a few days ago, I would not be booed down. As I sang, I looked at the princess in the window again and again, my baby.She stood there motionless, the expression on her face was unclear, but it could be seen that she was listening very carefully. After I finished singing, everyone offered songs one after another.Yu Xiang sang Aaron Kwok's "I Can't Stop Loving You" for Gu Lin.Yu Xiang's strong dance was good, he put the guitar aside, imitated Aaron Kwok and sang and danced impromptuly, which attracted applause from the audience. Lu Xiaolin sang Tong Ange's "Girl Yelia" for Ling Yufei.I think Lu Xiaolin's selection is very good.Ling Yufei is indeed a realistic portrayal of the elusive Yelia girl.And the last line of the lyrics "I must find her" also appropriately expresses Lu Xiaolin's unyielding determination to pursue love. But after we all sang, the three princesses didn't express anything clearly.So we just had to keep singing.Fortunately, this is also expected. We did not envision the ending of tonight to be too optimistic.We had planned for this and prepared a lot of songs. The auntie of the building manager came out, frowning and said: "You guys, you are so noisy, it hurts the sky, it's outrageous! Don't sing, go, go back!" "Auntie, don't drive us away! Please, we are all going to be abandoned by our girlfriends. Now that we are gone, there is no hope." I said pitifully. "Forget it, I've sung so much, let's go back." The aunt's tone softened a little, but she still didn't let go. So I said to some brothers: "Brothers, let's sing a song to praise our beloved and beautiful aunt!" The three of them said: "Okay!" But after saying "Okay", they were all silent.Yes, there are countless songs praising mothers and young girls in the world, but there are really few songs praising the aunts of the middle-aged and mistresses. Seeing that the scene was about to be cold, I had an idea and sang in a Beijing opera accent: "My aunts can't count,—" The three of them immediately followed up: "No matter what happens, don't come to the door!" We were very happy and sang the most famous aria in "The Story of the Red Lantern" together. Although the southern accent and the northern tune, vomit and chirp, it can fully express our heartfelt love for aunt: Although yes, Although they are relatives and do not recognize each other, But she is closer than relatives! Dad and grandma called their relatives in unison, The oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! I can also guess how much! They are the same as Daddy, There is a————— Bright red heart———~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! The audience applauded and laughed together.The aunt couldn't hold back the smile anymore, and waved her hands: "Ah, I'm afraid of you! I'll go back to sleep! I don't care about you!" "Thank you, Auntie!" We bowed to her together. Auntie turned her head and waved her hand: "Forget it, leave the show early, don't make trouble all night!" It was completely dark, and the lights and eyes from the girl's building warmed our hearts, and we continued to sing ambitiously.The audience is getting bigger and bigger, and our dedication has developed into a special performance.Although our level is not high, this kind of singing with special meaning on special occasions has received unexpected results.The enthusiasm of the audience gave us endless courage.At this point in the performance, there is a hearty feeling. Girls began to ask for songs: "I like to listen to Mao Amin's "Missing", let me have one!" So we sang: Where are you from my friend? It was like a butterfly flew into my window. How many days can I stay? You and I have been separated for too long! ... Some people in the audience also began to sing along, at first a few people, and then more and more.The concert of the four of us further expanded into a group carnival.Many couples held hands, shook their heads slightly, and sang softly in their mouths, feeling very warm and happy. Under such a favorable situation, we decided to strike while the iron is hot and launched our well-prepared highlight - "Wild Lily Also Has Spring". like a dream, We met so briefly, You are like a ray of spring breeze gently blowing into my heart. Now where is your old smile, The familiar smile in memory? Do you know that I love you, miss you, love you, blame you, affection will never change, Don't you ever look back and think about yesterday's vows? Even if you yearn for the beautiful narcissus blooming in the water, Don't forget that the wild lily also has spring in the corner of the lonely valley. la... la... The good thing about this song is that its lyrics are very suitable for the occasion!Meng Fan disappeared after listening.I was uneasy, not knowing where she was going.A minute later, she reappeared at the window with one more thing in her hand, which was the orange juice bottle.She put some water in the bottle and stood at the window listening and drinking. I was ecstatic in my heart, knowing that she had forgiven me.I couldn't restrain the surging passion in my heart, so I yelled again: "Fan Bao! I love you!" Meng Fan smiled and shook the orange juice bottle in his hand to me. Seeing this, the rest of the people knew that I had succeeded, so they all launched a second round of shouting: Yu Xiang: "Gu Lin, I love you!" Gu Lin desperately wiped her tears with her hands. Lu Xiaolin: "Ling Yufei, I love you!" Ling Yufei lowered her head amidst the cheers of her classmates. Yangshi: "Yang Xueping, I love you!" None of us thought that Yangshi would return to his old business at this time, and we were all excited and relaxed our vigilance towards him.Yu Xiang quickly went to cover the sheep's shit's mouth again, but it was too late.This sentence has been exported. Upstairs, Meng Fan was happily drinking from an orange juice bottle. He seemed to be choking when he heard the yelling of sheep feces, spewed out all the water, and then coughed non-stop.Gu Lin opened her mouth and stood still.Yang Xueping was also smiling at first, but she left immediately after listening to Yangshi's courtship.The audience seemed a little confused, not knowing what was going on, and the audience fell silent all of a sudden. Yu Xiang said: "Sheep shit! I told you not to yell tonight, but you finally yelled!" Yangshi said: "You are only allowed to shout, not me? I am also human, and I also have emotional needs! Fuck, I don't want Dachang, I owe you first!" Yu Xiang said: "Okay! You have guts! You want beautiful women but not big intestines!" I looked up at the stunned Meng Fan and Gu Lin, and said, "I don't know if it will be messed up." We were confused by this sudden change, and the audience around us began to talk about it. At this time, a girl ran out from Meng Fan's building, came to Yang Shi and asked, "Did you shout to Yang Xueping just now?" Sheep Shit blushed and said, "Yes." The girl said: "Yang Xueping wants me to tell you, thank you for your kindness, but she can't accept it, she already has a sweetheart." Yang Shi's mood suddenly plummeted, and his expression was very depressed.The girl couldn't bear it, and said: "Don't be too unhappy. People have fate. You will definitely find someone who has fate with you." Sheep Shit said gratefully, "Thank you!" The girl smiled and said, "You're welcome! Hee hee, actually I really like the guitar you play, it's really nice!" Sheep Shit became a little happy again: "Really?" In order to let Yangshi forget the unhappiness just now, we hurriedly joined in the fun and asked the girl: "Huh? He plays well by himself? What about us?" The girl put her hands behind her back, looked at us pretendingly, and then said to Lu Xiaolin: "You, you are okay." Then she said to Yu Xiang: "Your ones are very average, but you can still dance. Then he said to me: "You, Meng Fan said just now, if you can't play, don't play, always put your hand on the C chord and don't move, and the posture of picking the string is not right. Just pretend!" The companions laughed.I scratched my head in embarrassment: "Is this really what Meng Fan said?" The girl stuck out her tongue and said, "She told us, don't let her know that I told you." I said, "Okay, okay." The girl said to us: "Victory is in sight, come on, come on!" She also said to the sheep shit: "You play the best! Come on!" Then she waved goodbye to us and ran back. Sheep looked at the back of the girl, feeling a bit reluctant to part with her, and turned to us after she had completely disappeared, "She said I played the best, haha!" "That's that! You are the soul of our band!" We all praised him together. At this point in the singing, the goal has basically been achieved. Maybe if we shout a few more times, Meng Fan and Gu Lin will come downstairs.However, due to the interruption of sheep shit, everything went backwards.So we had to keep singing.Before the song "Love Song 1990" was finished, a commotion was heard behind.Someone yelled in a rough voice: "Get out of the way! What are you doing here, huh?" We looked back and found four people in uniforms, they were school police officers, all of them had bad expressions.The one in charge said, "Just now someone called to report that someone is holding an illegal assembly here. Is it you?" Mass meetings were a very sensitive thing in those days.Especially in a comprehensive university of arts and sciences like ours.There are so many people around us all of a sudden, in the eyes of those who don't know where we are, it really seems to be gathering in the mountains and forests.We were a little nervous, so we quickly clapped the guitar in our hands and explained the whole story to the school police, saying that we were just singing to our girlfriends, not engaging in an illegal assembly. The campus police said: "Sing to my girlfriend, why are there so many people around?" We said: "Everyone likes to listen to songs and sing, so we stood by and listened together." The students nearby all said, "Yes, yes. Everyone sings together when they feel happy. What kind of illegal assembly is there?" The school policemen nodded and said, "Forget it. It's not that we have to make trouble with you. It's because someone called to complain. We have to take a look. You've been singing for so long, so go back." I said, "But our girlfriends haven't forgiven us yet." "They will forgive in the future. I can't sing anymore." They waved everyone away: "Let's go, let's go, let's go, the performance is over. Go back." "Let's go, let's go," Meng Fan and Gu Lin ran over nervously: "Comrade police, they are not bad people." Meng Fan grabbed my arm and said, "He is my boyfriend." Gu Lin grabbed Holding Yu Xiang's arm, he said, "He is my boyfriend." The two of them probably saw the school police coming to trouble us and thought they were going to take us away, so they ran down to rescue us.Those school police officers didn't intend to arrest us at all, but the one in charge deliberately said with a dark face when he saw this: "No! They made a mistake and gathered so many people, we have to take them away for questioning." Meng Fan and Gu Lin said nervously, "They were just singing. They didn't do any reactionary propaganda." The leading campus policeman said, "Can you prove that they are all good people?" Meng Fan and Gu Lin nodded desperately: "They are really good people!" At this time, the surrounding students all laughed.The campus police laughed too.Only then did Meng Fan and Gu Lin realize that they had been duped, and their faces blushed immediately.Meng Fan immediately pushed me away, how could I let her get it, flipped her wrist, and pinched the pulse gate on her wrist.She pretended to struggle for a while, and then stopped resisting. Everyone laughed happily and applauded enthusiastically for a long time.The campus police also looked at us with a smile.The one in the lead said: "I've never seen such beautiful and well-matched girls! Today I saw two pairs at once! Not bad, not bad, I wish you lovers will be married!" Another younger school policeman also asked Mischievously added: "Have a precious son early!" Everyone laughed.Meng Fan meowed like a kitten, and hid her face behind me so that she could not come out.Gu Lin also hid behind Yu Xiang. Yu Xiang and I thanked the school police and fellow students, held our respective girlfriends, and felt extremely happy.But Lu Xiaolin and Yangshi were somewhat disappointed.I saw Ling Yufei also come downstairs, standing among the girls, looking at us from a distance, and said to Lu Xiaolin, "Your beauty Ling has really moved. It seems that you really have a lot of fun." Lu Xiaolin followed my directions and saw Ling Yufei, so he waved and smiled at Ling Yufei.Ling Yufei nodded to him calmly.Lu Xiaolin was ecstatic.I said: "Restraint, don't get carried away too much." Lu Xiaolin immediately returned to normal. The head of the school police clapped his hands around: "Okay, students, audience, audience, the lovers are finally married, the performance is over, it's over, it's over." A boy said: "Thank you guys! You have brought us endless fun in such a dull life!" Everyone agreed and applauded again, and Fang gradually dispersed. My eyes were sharp, and I found that the girl who came down to deliver a message to Yang Xueping just now was also in the crowd around her. Her eyes were looking at the sheep feces, and she seemed a little reluctant to part. With a thought, I asked Meng Fan in a low voice: "That girl is yours." classmate?" Meng Fan said, "Yes! It's from our class." Then she looked at me warily, "What the hell are you trying to do?" I laughed and said, "She seems to like sheep shit a little bit. Shall we introduce them?" Meng Fan looked at me and said, "You are really loyal." I said, "It's not about loyalty, it's about providing conditions and opportunities for lovers. You go and ask first to see if I'm right." Meng Fan ran over, grabbed the girl, asked her a few words in a low voice, and then pulled the girl over to meet us.The girl was also generous, and soon chatted with us.Her name is Zhu Qiong. Although she is not very beautiful, she has an above-average appearance and is more sexy. The biggest advantage is that she has a bright personality. We all have a good impression of her. Everyone was very happy, and there was still something to say, so I suggested that we go for a walk along the riverside together.Meng Fan went up to call Yang Xueping.Yang Xueping said that she felt a little tired and couldn't come down.So we four men and three women walked towards the river together. Sheep Shit and Zhu Qiong seemed to hit it off right away, chatting happily.Yangshi was so excited that he impromptu played a few little tunes for Zhu Qiong.We all understood and smiled slightly, so we didn't bother them.Sheep shit seems to have forgotten the closed door in front of Yang Xueping just now.His psychological adjustment ability is indeed very strong, if it were me, he would definitely not be able to do it. Although Lu Xiaolin didn't pull Ling Yufei out, he was still very happy to see Ling Yufei going downstairs for him.Meng Fan analyzed him and thought he was very promising.So Lu Xiaolin asked Meng Fan, what should be the next step for a cold girl like Ling Yufei?Meng Fan said that no matter how cold the ice is, it can be melted with fire.Just continue to use your enthusiasm, and you have to figure out what method to use.The key is to persevere. Yu Xiang and Gu Lin fell behind everyone, whispering.It is estimated that Yu Xiang is using his three-inch tongue to explain all the process, and remove the last obstacle in the hearts of the two of them. We walked by Xinghua Lake and walked along the river embankment for a while.It was already winter, the dry season, and there was a long Misty Rain Island in the middle of the river. The river bed on the west side of the island was completely exposed, and the whole valley seemed very empty. We found a stone ladder and went down to the river bed.There was a thin layer of damp mist in the air, making the moonlight a little hazy.The lights on the Yuanjiang bridge flickered dimly.The fine river sand stretches for several kilometers under the feet, and it is soft to step on, and there is no sound at all.