Chapter 10 41-45

The people on the side laughed wildly, and someone came out to maintain order and said: "Don't quarrel, two sluts! If you want to fight, you two go outside by yourself! Let's continue discussing Wang Sao's issue! Seventh, come out and say something yourself Bar." So I said sincerely: "Wang Sao, I won't say anything. I have been educated in a strict and serious family since I was a child, so I will not turn the clouds upside down like Chen Qiwei and tell lies to please others. The Master said:' Clever words and attractive looks are rare and benevolent!" The Master said again: "A gentleman wants to be slow in speech but quick in action." Although Ling Yufei is not worse than Meng Fan, I will definitely not be tempted by her. This is not because of me and her. How good is your relationship with Wang Sao, what's like 'friends' wives can't play', just because of one point - I love my wife Meng Fan!"

My generous speech won unanimous applause and applause from everyone.Even Chen Qiwei applauded and shouted: "This is the real master! Now I know why you can handle the beautiful Meng Fan." Then it was Jin Ziguang's turn to confess: "My ancestors are strict! What's so good about Ling Yufei, I just can't get used to seeing her! I think I look at people with their nostrils when they think they are pretty, and only a pig-head like Wang Sao would touch that frigid popsicle! " Everyone laughed and talked happily.Wang Sao cursed a few words, but let Jin Ziguang go.

In this way, everyone took turns to confess that they were not interested in Ling Yufei, and then collectively persuaded Wang Sao to attack Ling Yufei bravely.Wang Sao was basically satisfied with our statement, and finally agreed to take offensive actions after a quarter of an hour of humility.The whole process is completely like an ancient farce of "persuading people to enter".Most of the people who persuaded were insincere, and those who declined never wanted to sincerely refuse. Of course, the final result was open and happy for everyone. However, things like falling in love cannot be settled by our persuasion. In the end, it still needs Wang Sao's own means and Ling Yufei's feelings for Wang Sao.According to the unanimous opinion of all of us in private, this love affair was doomed to fail from the very beginning, not to mention that Wang Sao's virtue doesn't look like he can launch a decent offensive, but from Ling Yufei's point of view For me, whether I will like Wang Sao is still a big unknown.What's more, in secret, it is unknown how many strong opponents are preparing to attack Ling Yufei. With Wang Sao's level, it is extremely difficult to win, and probably they can only fill in the denominator.There is a saying in the past: "Tenderness is like water, and happiness is like a dream." It couldn't be more suitable for Wang Sao.Wang Sao is "tender like water", too unlike a man, so his delusion of beautiful women can only be "good times are like a dream", an unattainable dream.

Of course, this basic judgment does not affect our comprehensive view of this issue.I have always believed that it is a great event for poets to fall in love, because it means that a batch of high-quality poems will suddenly appear in the world, which will greatly enrich and enrich the amateur cultural life of working people.Later results proved that my premonition was completely correct. The vigorous period of poet Wang Sao's creation came quickly like a flash flood. Although he wrote a lot of sour poems, on the actual battlefield, Wang Sao did nothing as we expected.He was really ineffective, and he didn't show the bravery that a boy should have, even a little bit.He didn't even dare to get close to Ling Yufei, but just sat in a far corner and peeked at her, paying attention to her every posture and every look in her eyes.

Of course, it would be a little unkind to say that he did nothing at all.Wang Sao also regularly reports his progress to us: "When I passed by her today, I stared at her fiercely!" "She is sitting by the window today looking at the scenery outside, so cute! 'You stand on the bridge and look at the scenery, and the people watching the scenery look at you upstairs.' Oh..." "She seemed a little afraid of me and didn't dare to talk to me." "There seems to be something wrong with the way she looks at me today." "She praised my poems yesterday. It seems that she still admires me!"

"She changed into a yellow dress today, which is very beautiful. Does she know that I like yellow? Oh, don't please me like this!" "Ah - sneeze! Damn it, Ling Yufei, don't think about me!" Gradually, everyone became familiar with his clichés, just like those idlers are familiar with the story of Mrs. Xianglin.Often he just said the last sentence, and someone immediately took the next sentence.For example, if Wang Sao sneezes suddenly, someone will immediately shout: "Damn it, Ling Yufei, don't think about me!" Wang Sao didn't take it for granted, and smiled sweetly.So, everyone gave Wang Sao a new nickname called "Wanting into Feifei".Even the name is called: Want to enter Feifei Wang Laosao.

Although the students who "want to join Feifei" really want to join Feifei, but when they really meet Feifei, they are completely unacceptable.All his passion can only burst out after returning to the dormitory, and it will continue to flood.He often lay on the bed and cried: "Feifei~~~~My Feifei! In the past, I passed away, Yangliu Yiyi. Now I come to think about it, rain and snow. Feifei~~~~ I am so haggard for you, you Why don’t you come to see me? My heart is sad, I don’t know how sad I am! Ai~~~~” Every time this last “Ai”, he would hang his bare arms from the edge of the bed as usual. With a consistent expression of wanting to be immortal, he posed in the famous "Death of Marat" pose.

At the beginning, some people expressed sympathy for Wang Sao's pain, and discussed with him the strategy of chasing Ling Yufei, but later found that all the discussions were completely useless, Wang Sao didn't seem to think about taking any practical actions at all, but He was just content to cry and howl in the dormitory, so soon no one spoke to him again.After arriving, everyone was annoyed. As soon as Wang Sao started to estrus, all the people in the dormitory went out, some went to self-study, and some went to chat in other dormitories.In a sense, Wang Sao's estrus is actually a kind of performance art, which requires an audience. When the audience left, he felt bored and got up to study by himself.

Zhang Qunying still often came to Wang Sao to discuss Haizi, Mo Yan, Su Tong, Ge Fei and so on.Several times, Zhang Qunying asked Wang Sao why there are more and more love poems in recent poems?Is there a situation?Who is it for?Sometimes when we were on the sidelines, we booed and said, yes, Wang Sao, is there something wrong?Who is it for?Wang Sao always couldn't answer in embarrassment, he just said that he likes to make various attempts in art.Zhang Qunying looked at Wang Sao with a smile, and said, "You're quite interesting!" She didn't ask any more questions.Since then, we have often imitated Zhang Qunying's tone and said to Wang Sao: "You are quite interesting!"

People kept persuading Wang Sao, how kind Zhang Qunying is to you, let her go, but Wang Sao always retorted angrily.Everyone felt that this triangle relationship was going to last forever.No wonder geometrically speaking, the triangle is the most stable shape yet.But this triangle is different from other triangles, almost a virtual shape, without any public and actual shape. As a spy, I kept telling Lu Xiaolin about Wang Sao's movements.Lu Xiaolin quickly lost respect and vigilance towards Wang Sao, and said contemptuously: "Although I am not a good pick-up girl, and the result this time is likely to be a disastrous defeat, I will not lose to such a person anyway." .”

12 Lu Xiaolin still attached great importance to the battle of chasing Ling Yufei, but he couldn't start.He hoped that I could provide an opportunity for him and Ling Yufei to have direct contact with Ling Yufei for a certain period of time.I thought about it for a long time, and it was really hard to find such an opportunity.Ling Yufei was usually elusive, solitary, and didn't socialize very much. It seemed that she didn't even have a good female companion. It was really not easy to figure out her way.My friendship with her is also very average, and I can't say anything that is worthwhile. If there is no way to make direct contact for the time being, then the next best thing is to be able to make general contact.The most direct way is to find the classroom where Ling Yufei often studies by herself, study with her, and slowly find another opportunity.Because I went to the Chemistry Department for self-study after my relationship with Meng Fan, so I don’t know the situation of the Chinese Department’s self-study.From Wang Sao's mouth, I learned that Ling Yufei had been studying in the department all the time. Later, some boys kept coming to the classroom to harass her, so she stopped coming.Wang Sao had been looking for Ling Yufei's classroom for self-study, but he also lost his target.No one knows where Ling Yufei is studying by herself now. But the opportunity finally came. The place where Lu Xiaolin and I rehearse the pantomime is called Tongtiantai.This is a historic site on Luopan Mountain. It is located between the foot of the mountain and the mountainside. There is a large flat land with a few stone tables and chairs on the side. There are not many people going there. It is very quiet and suitable for arranging programs.From the foot of the mountain to Tongtiantai, there is a very steep stone ladder. Every time you climb the stone ladder to Tongtiantai, you have to take a while to slow down.This is also a good way to exercise. That night, after rehearsing at Tongtiantai, Lu Xiaolin and I walked down together, entered the campus, passed the building of the Department of Foreign Languages, and saw a large crowd of people in front of the ping, noisy and chaotic.Lu Xiaolin asked a little strangely: "What are they doing?" I said, "It's probably an English corner. What day is it? Well, Wednesday. That's right, there is an English corner tonight." "You seem to be familiar with this?" "Hehe, Meng Fan brought me here twice. But my spoken English is really not very good, very bad. I feel very inferior when I come to this place." "Really? Haha, my spoken English is okay." "Oh?" Lu Xiaolin was indignant, and said bitterly about the history of the revolutionary family: "I was supposed to major in English, but I failed the oral English interview by two points, so I entered the philosophy department by accident." Just as we were talking, we came to this group of men and women who were chattering in foreign languages, and soon I saw Meng Fan.She also saw us, smiled and waved, asking us to go over.We went over to take a look, hey, good guy, there are two beauties with Meng Fan, one is Gu Lin, and the other is actually Ling Yufei! Lu Xiaolin was obviously overjoyed, but I was very lucky because there was no Yang Xueping in it.I used to like beautiful women very much, but now I am very afraid of seeing Yang Xueping, especially when Meng Fan, who is a big jealous, is present.It's true that once bitten by a snake, I was afraid of well ropes for ten years. Meng Fan told us in English that Ling Yufei was her new friend at the English Corner today, and she already knew that she was my classmate just now.Ling Yufei looked at the intimacy between Meng Fan and me, and a smile appeared on her ice-like face. She asked me if Meng Fan was my girlfriend, and I said yes.Meng Fan said: "No, I'm his mother." Ling Yufei sighed in admiration, "Wow~~", I don't know whether to praise me for having such a beautiful girlfriend, or Meng Fan for having such a big one handsome son. Then I asked Ling Yufei if she still remembered Lu Xiaolin?Ling Yufei said, remember, you introduced it to me a few days ago. Lu Xiaolin was very happy and chatted with Ling Yufei in English.His oral English is indeed somewhat solid, obviously higher than Ling Yufei and me, so he can completely control the situation in the conversation with Ling Yufei.In order to create opportunities for Lu Xiaolin, I mainly chatted with Meng Fan and Gu Lin, and I also returned the 5 yuan I lent Gu Lin to her that day.Gu Lin praised me again to Meng Fan, and described how I hurried back to the mountain to buy drinks for Meng Fan that day before I had time to take a good rest.Meng Fan was very happy to hear that, her small mouth was slightly pursed, and she looked at me with gentle eyes. Meng Fan asked Gu Lin how she and her boyfriend Yu Xiang were doing recently.Gu Lin complained that Yu Xiang was always busy doing chemical experiments in the laboratory, so he didn't have much time to accompany her, and only came to play with her on weekends.I thought to myself, what experiment will Yu Xiang do, he may not even be able to write down the commonly used molecular formulas.When I was in middle school, I was doing a chemistry experiment. The pig's skull actually dripped 98% concentrated sulfuric acid onto my hand.Fortunately, I reacted quickly and dealt with it in a timely manner, so that no major problems occurred. Meng Fan felt that it was too wrong to say these things in English, so he switched to Xingzhou dialect and said to Gu Lin: "Let's find some time to have fun together. Let us all have a closer look at the talents of your graduate students." Gu Lin said: "Okay, Xue Pingbao also said that she is recovering from her illness, and she wants to invite us to sing karaoke, thank you. I will also call Yu Xiang at that time!" Meng Fan smiled and said, "Okay! It just so happens that we have a singer here!" Then he pointed to me. Gu Linqi said: "Geng Xiao, you can sing?! Why haven't I heard of it before?" I said, "I can't sing, don't listen to her nonsense." Meng Fan said: "Pingbao has heard it and praised him for singing well." Then she gave me a meaningful look. I shivered involuntarily. Gu Lin said, "Did I learn it from you?" "He is a flying centipede, how can I teach him!" Gu Lin was very interested, and said with a smile, "I must listen carefully when the time comes!" I scratched my head and said, "I really can't sing. I'll listen to you." "That's okay, you must sing!" I didn't care about the numbness, and took Meng Fan's little hand and said: "If I really want to sing, I will only sing a love song duet with Fan Bao!" In the "Laughing Star" contest of the Campus Culture and Art Festival, Lu Xiaolin and I achieved unprecedented success with the pantomime "Learning Martial Arts".This is the first time I officially go on stage, and I was so nervous that I retched before going on stage.But once on stage, I completely forgot about being nervous.The applause and laughter of thousands of people in the audience greatly stimulated Lu Xiaolin and I's desire to create. We cooperated tacitly, performed super-level, and even invented a few more impromptu movements on the spot.As a result, these impromptu movements were the most vivid and became the highlight of the whole pantomime. After all the shows were performed, it was time to judge and present the awards. Lu Xiaolin and I won the first place in the "Coming Star" with a large score advantage.This result can be said to have completely exceeded our expectations.Our first appearance turned out to be so brilliant, it really feels like we have reached the sky in one step! When the host announced the results of the awards, the audience applauded warmly, and Lu Xiaolin and I joined hands to pay tribute to the audience.At that moment, our vanity was greatly satisfied, and we felt like we were on top of the world. Yu Xiang and Yang Shi also came to see it together, and I got tickets for both of them.After the show, they waited at the backstage exit to congratulate me, and I hugged them excitedly.They patted me on the shoulder very excitedly, and Yang Shi said: "Brother, not bad! We have a character like you in Shangwu Town, you really have a long face!" Yu Xiang said: "Brother, come on, I will be a comedy movie star in the future. Invincible all over the country!" We talked a lot of happy things together with enthusiasm. At this time, Lu Xiaolin patted my shoulder and said, "Look who is here." We looked back together and found Meng Fan, Gu Lin, and Yang Xueping, three beauties standing together, looking at us with puzzled and surprised expressions.They were probably also planning to congratulate Lu Xiaolin and me, but they arrived a little later than Yu Xiang and Yang Shi, and they happened to see the whole process of the three of us calling each other brothers in our native dialect. Meng Fan said: "So the three of you are good friends who have known each other since childhood?" Gu Lin said: "Yu Xiang, you actually pretended that you didn't know Geng Xiao that day, you pretended really well!" Meng Fan also said: "Geng Xiao, you also cooperated very well! You really are born with good acting skills!" Things got rushed, Yu Xiang and I were tongue-tied and speechless for a while.Yang Shi put his hands in his pockets, looked carefree and relaxed, watched our excitement with a smile, and admired the three beauties along the way. I wanted to quibble at first, but when I saw Meng Fan's stern eyes, I shut up dumbly.I have experienced Meng Fan's strength many times, so it's best not to beat him directly at this time. Yu Xiang was thicker-skinned than me, after a while he realized it, and said with a smile, "We're just kidding." Gu Lin said: "Are you kidding me? You two knew each other before, so why can't you admit it? Is there any shady trick in this?" At this time, the audience had slowly dispersed, and Lu Xiaolin saw that the situation was not good, so he said: "Talk first, my classmates are still waiting for me, I'll take a step first!" and slipped away. Yu Xiang continued to resist: "Of course we didn't have any shady activities. During the dance that day, our two good friends and your two good friends made friends again. Isn't this a very coincidental and very fun thing? So As soon as we had an idea, we pretended not to know each other, and we will slowly surprise you in the future! Right, Geng Xiao?" "Yes yes yes, add a little more drama," I said. Meng Fan shouted: "What's right? Geng Xiao! You have to tell me clearly today, why did you lie to us that day?" Indeed, friends who grew up together would pretend not to know each other, and even a fool would know that there was a ghost in it.The reason why I pretended not to know Yu Xiang that day was entirely to cover up his identity as a fake graduate student.Now our old buddy relationship has finally been discovered, but I have to continue to cover it up for Yu Xiang.I have been honest and kind since I was a child, I will not lie, and I will blush when I tell a lie occasionally.Now that I am in a hurry, it is indeed beyond my ability to make up a whole set of lies to deceive Meng Fan and Gu Lin.But now there is no time to delay, the more guilty he is, the more it means there is a ghost.So I quickly mustered up the courage, made a very innocent and relaxed look and said: "Don't make such a fuss, can you do it well? Isn't it just a joke? Please, have a sense of humor!" Meng Fan stared at me, then nodded slowly: "Very good, Geng Xiao, very good! Today I know who you are." I feel cold from head to toe.I thought to myself, it's over, it's over, this time I must kneel down and nail the board. Gu Lin was distracted for a while, and said to Yu Xiang: "Yu Xiang, do you have something to hide from me?" Yu Xiang said, "No, how could I hide it from you?" Gu Lin said sharply: "Forget it! I went to find you according to the dormitory number you gave me, but there was no such dormitory at all! Who are you?" Meng Fan and Yang Xueping were taken aback: "Lin Bao! Why didn't you tell us earlier?" "He said he was busy and didn't want me to look for him in his dormitory. But I couldn't help but look for him the day before yesterday, and it turned out..." Gu Lin gave Yu Xiang a bitter look, tears streaming down her face. Meng Fan also stared at Yu Xiang and me with hatred, dragged Gu Lin to a place far away, and asked her some things in a low voice.Yang Xueping also asked and listened, and looked at me.Yu Xiang and I looked at each other. I whispered to Yu Xiang: "Old Yu, I told you long ago that I was going to cheat. Today you killed me." Yu Xiang said: "Fuck, I didn't come here to congratulate you! If it weren't for that, how could I be cheating!" I said angrily: "If you don't wear gangs today, you will have to wear gangs tomorrow! Gu Lin has already found out that you are not from Xingzhou University." Yangshi said on the side: "You two don't fight in the nest, hurry up and discuss how to deal with them while they can't hear you." Yu Xiang said: "What else can I do! I can only admit it honestly. It has been completely exposed, and I can't be a graduate student." While talking to the two birdmen, I watched Meng Fan with trepidation.Seeing Meng Fan urging Gu Lin with a serious expression, Gu Lin lowered her head and shook her head vigorously.Both Meng Fan and Yang Xueping seemed relieved.Then Meng Fan asked Gu Lin another question.Gu Lin seemed unwilling to speak.Yang Xueping also asked a few questions, her attitude was gentler than that of Meng Fan.Gu Lin thought about it and said a few words.Then the three girls looked at us together.I keenly felt that Meng Fan was mainly looking at me. Although I didn't know what they said, my instinct told myself that something bad was going to happen. At this time, Yu Xiang was also discussing nervously with Yang Shi, but I didn't listen to anything. Finally, Meng Fan came back with Yang and Gu Ernu.She was majestic and majestic, with a murderous look, just like Mu Wanqing before Li lifted the veil, making her daunting. Coming to the front, Meng Fan asked us: "Do you have anything to say?" Yu Xiang said: "Gu Lin, I lied to you. I am not a graduate student of Xingzhou University, I am from Xingzhou School of Economics and Management. But I really like you, and I have never lied to you about this." Gu Lin raised her head and looked at Yu Xiang with tears in her eyes, her eyes were a little confused. Meng Fan said sharply: "Lin Bao, don't believe his nonsense anymore!" Yu Xiang said: "Gu Lin, you must trust me, I am sincere to you!" "Liar!" Gu Lin raised her hand, "slap", a crisp slap on Yu Xiang's face. I thought, at such a critical juncture, I had to give Yu Xiang a hand no matter what, so I said, "Gu Lin, Yu Xiang really doesn't have any malicious intentions, I can testify. He just likes to joke sometimes." "Are you a witness?" Meng Fan looked at me strangely, then pointed her finger at me and said, "You, come here!" I had to bite the bullet and walk over. Meng Fan looked at me with a smile, and said sweetly, "Don't be so sad! My little Einstein! Isn't it just a joke? Please, have a sense of humor!" I knew she was extremely angry, that's why she smiled instead of angry, and felt wronged in her heart, so she didn't dare to look directly at her: "Baby, I..." "You are not allowed to call me Fanbao again!" she said angrily. I didn't expect her to vent her anger on me so much, she opened her mouth, speechless. Meng Fan suddenly hooked my neck with his hands, and whispered in my ear: "Very good, it really is a gang of hooligans, even the method of committing the crime is the same!" He raised his hand, "Snack!" It was also a slap in the face, hitting me crisply in the face. Left cheek, old place. Although this slap was loud, it was actually much softer than the slap when I kissed her forcefully last time.Neither of her two companions seemed to expect that she would hit me. Yang Xueping was even a little stunned. She looked at Meng Fan's hand and my face, but said nothing. Meng Fan waved to her two good friends: "Let's go!" Yu Xiang and I looked at each other and chased after him together.Meng Fan turned around and shouted: "Don't follow! You still want to be slapped!" Gu Lin turned her head and shouted at Yu Xiang: "Get lost!" Yu Xiang and I stopped helplessly, watching them walk away angrily. "Your wife is so fierce! A hag!" Sheep Shit said to me dumbfounded. "It's really fierce!" Yu Xiang also said, "Without her tonight, I would definitely be able to convince Gu Lin. She interfered and ruined my big event!" He said bad things about Meng Fan, so I quit, so I said: "My wife is a hero, she stands up for her friends! A flower picker like you who has done harm to one party should have been brought to justice a long time ago!" Yu Xiang scolded: "Fuck! You got slapped and still spoke up for her? Are you a masochist?" "It doesn't matter," I said pretending to be relaxed, "the end of the bed is finished." "What the hell!" Sheep Shit said, "What do you want from such a fierce woman? Just get rid of her as soon as possible." "It's too fierce." I said worriedly: "Oh, domestic violence! I can't live in this day from now on." Yu Xiang said: "Don't think about the future, let's talk about it first. What did your wife whisper in your ear just now?" "She said that we are indeed worthy of being a gangster, even the methods of committing crimes are the same." "What is the modus operandi?" I guessed, "She must have asked Gu Lin how you managed to get her done so quickly. Gu Lin must have told her. You are Gu Lin who forced the kiss, and I am Meng Fan who forced the kiss. My modus operandi I learned it from you. Because she has a bad impression of you, she even hates me. Now she must think that I am as bad as you." Yu Xiang nodded and said, "This analysis makes sense. But I'm not a fucking bad person, I'm a good person." "It's up to us to decide what kind of person they are." "I don't think your wife should do anything to you. Just apologize to her in a few days." "It's not as simple as you think." I said, "Meng Fan is a picky person. Now if she recalls the incident of me kissing her forcefully and connects it with the incident between you and Gu Lin, she will definitely It would be very upsetting. My image in his mind would definitely go downhill." Sheep Shit gloated beside him and said, "Haha, there are side effects if you succeed too quickly, right?" "Shut your mouth!" Yu Xiang scolded him angrily, and then said to me: "Anyway, your situation is not as serious as mine. Gu Lin and I are probably going to fall apart." I said: "You don't know how to make trouble, and you can't make trouble. If Gu Lin doesn't forgive you, it will be difficult for my wife to forgive me. The knot in her heart must be difficult to untie. Even if she wants to forgive me in her heart, she can't let it go It's not easy to explain to Gu Lin because of face." "That is to say, now we are two grasshoppers strung together on the same rope?" "That's right. We are all prosperous now, and we are all damaged. So we must all be forgiven by them." Yu Xiang nodded approvingly: "Xiao Xiao, you have made great progress! Now your ability to analyze problems in this area is almost as good as mine! Not bad!" "Come on," I said impatiently, "Hurry up and come up with a good plan." When I returned to the dormitory, the lights had already been turned off, and all the roommates were already fast asleep.I quietly washed my face and feet, and climbed into bed. Although I was hit on the left side of the cheek, it wasn't serious, and the pain had already dissipated, but my mind was in a mess, so I couldn't fall asleep at all, so I kept my eyes open and continued to think, hoping to sort things out. Not only was I frustrated, but I was also annoyed.Meng Fan was too violent, and more seriously, he was too disrespectful to me. He slapped me in front of my best friend, making me unable to step down.Yes, I made a mistake and kissed her in a not-so-honorable way.But there is an essential difference between Yu Xiang and I. Before I forced her to kiss her, I had already been with her for a while, and I confessed my love to her, so I had a certain emotional foundation.What's more, I'm not the main criminal today, she can't take her anger on me.If you want to hit me, you have to hit me in private.She can punish me in private, making me kneel on the washboard, slapping me, kissing me, or even raping me.But she can't embarrass me in front of other people, it's too unmanly for me. The more I think about it, the more I hate it, and I hate it so much.According to my previous character, which woman dares to treat me like this, even if she is the Seventh Fairy, I will definitely divorce her.But can I get out of bed?I can't rest.Not only can't I rest, I have to ask her forgiveness desperately.I love her, no way, no reason, just love her.In front of her, I have no self-esteem.