Chapter 7 Chapter Seven The Most Familiar Stranger

As final exams approached, my time online dropped sharply. When the book is used, I hate it. I usually spend all day on the Internet, and I don’t understand too much homework.But the so-called sharpening the gun before the battle is not bright or bright.At this juncture, let's put on a show no matter what. Lin Bufan started to come to my house every night to drive the night train with me, and instead of going home to sleep, he slept in the guest room of my house.His mother treated him like a guest of honor, and made supper for him in different ways.The air conditioner in the living room was fully turned on and I still didn't forget to ask him how he was, which made me a little jealous.

Lin Bufan reassured my mother and said, "Auntie, don't worry, I just learned the class in the first year of high school, and I have studied what kind of questions the teacher asked. As long as Ye Fan cooperates, I think her grades should not be too ugly. .” Heh, this kid can really talk. If his grades are bad, it's probably because of my lack of cooperation. For the sake of his hard work, save him some face and don't bother to expose him. I am not afraid of staying up late, I am used to it.It was still the same, the more energetic the night was, Lin Bufan couldn't do it anymore, he would yawn endlessly after twelve o'clock.

He complained while lecturing me, "Ye Fan, let me tell you the truth, if it wasn't for your mother, I would have lived like this if I stayed up late every day." "Then I won't feel guilty," I was so happy for him to say, "I'll ask my mom to thank you properly when it's over." "No need." Lin Bufan was extremely generous: "I am willing to do something for my idol." "Who is your idol?" I looked at him. "Your mother," Lin Bufan said, "From the first moment I saw her, I regarded her as an idol."

Lin Bufan has always been arrogant, I suspect he is lying. "I will definitely do a good job, and I will definitely do better!" Lin Bufan imitated his mother's tone on TV, and imitated it somewhat decently. I stared at him strangely. "Ye Fan, how much do you know about your mother?" He suddenly asked me such a profound question. "It must be more than you." "That's not necessarily true." Lin Bufan said, "Your mother often has stomach pains, do you know that?" "what?" "I don't know," Lin Bufan said to me, pointing to the stomach medicine bottle on the tea table, "My uncle's stomach is better than that of a cow, so he probably won't need it. As for you, you won't take it even if you are killed." medicine, so the medicine must be your mother’s.”

"Yeah, Lin Bufan," I said, "you can become a detective!" "As long as you do it with your heart, you can do well in whatever you want." He suddenly became serious again, so that I didn't know what to say. Seeing that I was silent, he took the opportunity to educate me: "You have to care more about your mother, don't let her become the stranger you are most familiar with." "If you want to teach, teach, if you don't teach, you will be dragged down!" I threw the exercises on the table heavily. Every time I didn't know how to deal with him, I would lose my temper like this. Every time I was shocked by him, I could only lose my temper. To hide my panic.

Fortunately, Lin Bufan got used to it, so he said calmly, "After the last question, go to bed!" I couldn't fall asleep, started to suffer from insomnia again, and started to think wildly. My mother has a stomach problem, is it true?I don't know how.Is she really the stranger I am most familiar with? It seems that I am really not a good daughter. Compared with my impromptu cramming, Li Youfeng is more general-like. He not only still refuses to study, but also tells me that he will go online every day since the winter vacation, and pesters me to ask me the URL of the forum, the chat room I frequent, and even Ask me for tips on how to get crushes online.

I said, "You don't have to take the exam? Is it okay to talk about this after the exam?" "It's okay, it's okay, my mom and dad have good hearts." He said brazenly, "I can bear the worst grades in the world." As a result, Li Youfeng finally got his wish and got the last place. Thanks to Tuolin Bufan, he guessed quite a few test questions correctly. I managed to escape from the last ten by relying on rote memorization. Mom didn't have to embarrass herself at the parent meeting. And my winter vacation and New Year's can also be more stable.

Li Youfeng did what he said, and really started to learn how to use the Internet. After writing the first post on my forum and sending me the first e-mail, he was so excited that he called me and said, "Go and check it out, and get back to me soon." "Where are you?" His surroundings were so noisy that I could barely hear his voice. "Internet cafe." He said proudly, "It's opened by a friend, and you don't need to pay for it." "You are wild." I mocked him. "That's it," he asked me without being modest at all, "When do you go online, I'll chat with you. It's boring not seeing you during the winter vacation."

"I'm too familiar with it, so I don't need to talk about it." I said, "This is the rule on the Internet, don't you understand?" "What a fart rule!" He was so rude that he didn't have any self-cultivation. I can only hang up his phone hastily. I hung up on his phone and went online, and Li Youfeng really posted on my forum, my God, the screen name he gave himself was "Happy King".The mentally handicapped post said: Looking at the letter he sent me again, it is even more ironic: This is the first time I write a letter on the Internet, can you receive my letter?Let me know if you receive it, please let me know if you haven't, thank you.

What words! I changed my name and went to the big chat room, and the guy named Happy King was really squatting there. He didn't surf the Internet for a long time, and he looked very clumsy. He looked like a rookie.A girl talked to him, but he didn't respond for a long time. They were so angry that they ignored him, and he asked others stupidly: "You ignore me, you are quite arrogant." The girl punched him in the stomach. He was so angry that he uttered another foul language: TNND. One more sentence: Promise and thunderbolt chain legs. Oh, these are learned quickly. I ignored him.

I'm really not used to chatting with people I know well, let alone Li Youfeng. Just as he was about to turn around and leave, he heard him yelling on the Internet: "Where is Sese? Is Sese not there? I am a good friend of Sese. Is no one paying attention to me?" This guy!Actually bluffing and cheating under my brand name! I couldn't be fooled by him, so I turned around and left the chat room.Went to the home of the humor master. It was strange that he wasn't on duty in his chat room that night. Yaoyao is not there either. Compared with me, she spends much less time online. Since the winter vacation, her mother has set a time limit for her, and she can't surf the Internet for more than two hours a day.In this way, before ten o'clock every night, she had to obediently go offline. It's frustrating. Yaoyao said: "It's better for your mother to give you so much freedom." "But," I said, "I'd rather she keep my hands on me." "There are dilemmas in the world." Yaoyao said, "But my mother is really the best mother in the world. I don't want her to be unhappy about my Internet access, so I will listen to her." "Okay, Yaoyao." I said, "Two hours is not too much, we can talk a lot." The Internet is empty without masters and Yaoyao.I also got off the line early and sat on the bed to read the real book, which I bought at Xinhua Bookstore.I haven’t read a book seriously for a long time, and I have never been a person who likes to read, but that book is warm in my hand, not to mention the content, just holding it, I like it very much. Read two chapters every night before going to bed, and you won't suffer from insomnia. After the hacker incident, my reputation on the Internet increased again, and the number of page views of the forum increased a lot without knowing it. Lin Bufan was fine during the winter vacation, and started to make his various web pages, and was keen to change clothes for my forum , so that it is gorgeous every day, but it is very beautiful, so I don't have to worry about it, so I just let him go. Once, Yaoyao and I were asked to go to his website to play that kind of supernatural game, with countless poker cards, just think of one in my mind, click it again, and that card disappeared, which made Yaoyao and I very excited.Asked him to play a few more games, but he refused to play tricks, which whetted our appetite. In those days, perhaps seeing that I didn’t even have the interest to fight back, Zhuang Ni’s insults towards me slowly disappeared on the Internet. I heard that she also changed her screen name, so I didn’t bother to care about her. One morning, while I was sleeping soundly, Li Youfeng called again, and he said right away: "Ye Fan, you have taken a lot of lucky money, you want to treat me!" I really have nothing to say. I said, "I won't invite you even if I become a rich man." "Then let me treat you," he said again, "Go to Xinghai Road for coffee." "I'm not used to drinking that foreign stuff, I'd rather drink plain water." "Then come to my Internet cafe. I'll treat you to drinking water and surf the Internet by the way." "No, no, no." I said, "You don't get paid for nothing, so keep the money and spend it yourself." "I'm sincere," he said aggrievedly, "I've never seen a girl with such a hard heart like you." "Yes, yes, I have a hard heart, I have no conscience." Anyway, he has already looked at me like this, so I simply hard-hearted, "Is there anything else? It's okay, I'll hang up the phone." "Wait," he suddenly said mysteriously, "The one called 'Su Yan' last night, is that you?" "What plain makeup?" My monk Zhang Er was puzzled. Li Youfeng smiled and said, "Forget it, I won't force you if you don't admit it, let's meet online!" After finishing speaking, he quickly hung up the phone. I looked at the receiver in my hand, it was really inexplicable! Li Youfeng's Internet skills have improved faster than I expected. Before the start of school, he has learned to post music and pictures on the forum proficiently, and typing is much faster than before. He likes to play guessing games with others online. The game can take hours to guess.Sometimes I see him staying quietly, I don't know if he is chatting with a crush, anyway, as long as he is there, I will not use the name Sese to appear, lest he annoy me.Anyway, it will be fine after school starts, he can't just spend time in Internet cafes every day. Yaoyao also chatted with him once or twice. After the chat, Yaoyao said to me: "Your classmate seems a bit stupid. Compared with Lin Bufan, one is in the sky and the other is on the ground." I totally agree with Yaoyao. Li Youfeng's stupidity and skinnyness are well known in our class. The most classic joke is that once he took a stone from nowhere, and when the stone was rubbed on the desk, it would make a fart-like sound. If the class was good, the sound would appear once in a while, all over the classroom A muffled laugh.Lao Liu, who teaches English, was originally a good man, but he couldn't bear it that day and asked sharply, "Who is it? Who is making trouble?" The whole class was silent. Old Liu's eyes swept over everyone's expressions one by one, and landed on Li Youfeng without any mistakes: "Li Youfeng, did you do it!" "Injustice!" Li Youfeng stood up from his seat, waved his hands and said, "Teacher, you are so unfair, why do you think of me every time someone does something bad?" Old Liu said, "Then what do you have?" Li Youfeng looked down, and what he was holding in his hand was the rock that made trouble. The whole class was dying of laughter. Yaoyao laughed so hard when she heard this. I said to Yaoyao: "Don't look at him as stupid, I heard that his family is the richest man here, and he has opened several restaurants alone." "Then I don't have to worry about eating at his place." This Yaoyao always thinks further than I do. "It's not bad to have boys who are courteous," Yaoyao said again, "Surther, look at how blessed you are. Lin Bufan, the King of Joy, is always on the saddle for you." "Don't talk nonsense." I said, "Yaoyao, you are so cute, you must have many followers around you." "Where is it?" Yaoyao said, "Boys in our class don't want to look me in the eye." "Haha, that's just hiding you in my heart." "Bad Thurse. I said earlier that I don't fall in love." "We'll talk," I said, "How can such a cute Yaoyao not get married?" "Bah, bah, bah." Yaoyao said, "I'm married, I don't know how to blush." "Are you blushing? Let me see." "Stop! Stop!" Yaoyao shouted wildly, "Stop this topic." "Stop it, stop it, anyway, this is not my favorite topic. Hehe." "Let's talk about what we like. The weather in the south is so nice, it doesn't feel like winter at all. I spent my childhood in the north, and when winter comes, I can't wait to hibernate, haha." "Yaoyao," I said, "I'm a bit tacky." "how you said that?" "I want to know what Yaoyao looks like." "It's ugly, it's ugly," Yaoyao said, "Why don't you send a photo first." I hesitated and said, "Okay, you wait. It's just a photo from two years ago. I haven't taken a photo for a long time." "Hurry up, I'll wait." Yaoyao couldn't wait. I really got it, it was taken when I was fourteen years old, Lin Bufan became obsessed with photography at that time, and used me as a test object many times.It was a very successful black and white photo. I wore braided hair, smiling eyes, smiling young forehead, and smiling full lips.This is Lin Bufan's most proud work, he named it "Youth." This photo participated in the photo contest for middle school students that year and won the third place. I have no doubt that it was the most beautiful time of my life. My youth is destined to come earlier than others, and it is destined to be shorter than anyone else. Yaoyao received it very quickly, she seemed to have looked at it for a long time, and then sent me a series of symbols: "!·#￥%…(*——…·…(()—#··!” "Why, such an exaggeration!" "Help me, help me, help me, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down!" Yaoyao exclaimed: "I really didn't expect that I was talking to such a beautiful woman every day! , I, Yaoyao, are really lucky in my life." "That's a picture," I said. "I'm average, and I'm much older now." "Hahaha, if you are old, the whole world will be old people," Yaoyao said, "I decided to refuse to send you photos, because it would be too embarrassing for me." "Damn Yaoyao, you don't count what you say!" Yaoyao laughed and gave me a bouquet of flowers.It got disconnected and went away. I was so angry that I was fooled by her. But it doesn't matter, sooner or later, I will deceive her beauty photo, I have this confidence, I really want to know, what kind of girl can make me so happy, I am really surprised, why the girl around me I can't stand any of them. I still remember that Yaoyao mentioned to me a song by Faye Wong called "Only Love Strangers" a long time ago, and I also remember that the master told me that the biggest advantage of making friends online is that you can endlessly beautify each other through the Internet, until Satisfy yourself, so while we are playing online games, we must also guard against being played online. Li Youfeng gave the best interpretation of the master's words. Not long after he got online, he met a girl named "Su Yan" on the Internet.At first, Li Youfeng always suspected that it was me, because he said that the girl knew him very well, just like the most familiar friend in life. I repeatedly explained that it was not me, and warned it that the Internet often gives people this illusion, don’t be too serious. serious. Li Youfeng still fell into it quickly. He actually fell in love with "Su Yan" online. In those days Li Youfeng talked to me the most about Su Yan, and he even asked me to find a website with love letters and greeting cards on the Internet, changing ways to please that girl, if "Su Yan" didn't appear one day, he would be like a lost soul The Lord is hanging out on the Internet, and ran to my forum to post a complaint, how can there be a little bit of the demeanor of a happy king! The day before the start of school, I received an excited call from him. He said: "Su Yan agreed to meet me. What do you think I should wear? I want to give her a gift. What do you think I should buy? Hurry up." Please give me some advice, and I will definitely thank you very much." "Really meeting?" I asked him, "Aren't you afraid of dying in light?" "What are you afraid of? Am I not handsome enough?" He stinked to death. "Aren't you afraid she's a dinosaur?" "No," Li Youfeng said affirmatively, "He really knows me very well. I have never met a girl who knows me so well. He even knows that I like to sleep in class, and I like to drool when I sleep! " I understood that Li Youfeng was hopeless, so I stopped trying to persuade him. Besides, it's none of my business if he wants to date online. "What kind of gift should I buy?" He was still asking outright. "Diamond ring." I joked. "That's not okay, she'll think I'm vulgar." Li Youfeng really took it seriously, and was so dizzy that his father's money was all his own: "I want to give her a good pair of headphones, the one with a microphone, So we can chat in the voice chat room." "Okay," I said, "good luck." "Ye Fan," Li Youfeng called me suddenly from the other side, "Why are you not angry at all, and not disappointed at all, I am so angry!" Hey!This man! "Let me tell you the truth, I still think that plain face looks like you, if only I saw you." He hung up the phone with a wonderful fantasy. When school started the next day, Li Youfeng didn't come to report.I feel very dull. He didn't come on the third day either. On the fourth day, the police came to the class and took Zhuang Ni away.Zhuang Ni was trembling with fright. They passed outside the classroom, and through the glass window, I saw Zhuang Ni's desperate eyes, which made me shudder. This girl who had a war with me, the strange thing is that I didn't take pleasure in other people's misfortune, but I had some terrible sympathy. The truth soon came to light. That netizen named "Su Yan" turned out to be Zhuang Ni, she cheated on Li Youfeng online with some boys, at first she just wanted to play with Li Youfeng, tease him, because he couldn't understand Li Youfeng being nice to me.Later, at the instigation of several boys, she changed her plan, which was to finally get some money from Li Youfeng.Anyway, Li Youfeng is stupid, easy to deceive, and his family is rich, so he doesn't care about money. The day they met, they directed a very lame scene. The location was arranged in a secluded botanical garden. A girl who was recruited temporarily played the role of Su Yan. Before they could say a word, several boys came out from the side and shouted for the girl to pay back the money. According to Zhuang Ni's usual understanding of Li Youfeng, Li Youfeng will take out whatever money he has in his pocket at this time to be a hero to save the beauty, as long as the money is paid, the matter will be over.Zhuang Ni did not guess wrong. Li Youfeng was going to pay for it, but in order to make the play more realistic, a boy next to him stretched out his hand to touch the girl's face, and threatened her bluntly, saying: : "If you don't pay back the money, I will spoil your pretty face!" This action completely irritated Li Youfeng. He threw himself at the opponent like a lion. A scuffle was inevitable. Of course, Li Youfeng, who was one for four, couldn't take much advantage. A stone hit him on the head. , which kept him in the hospital for almost a week. After Li Youfeng was discharged from the hospital, Zhuang Ni had already transferred to another school.Li Youfeng said to me viciously: "Even if she slipped away quickly, she dared to make fun of me. Be careful, I will kill her!" "Li Youfeng." I looked at her with a smile and said, "You won't." "Why?" he said, "how do you know if I will?" "Because I know you better than you," I said, "in fact, many times, other people can know yourself better than yourself." "Dizziness." Li Youfeng said, "I don't know what you're talking about." After finishing speaking, he said: "I don't fucking go online anymore, it's so fucking boring."