Chapter 2 Chapter 2 was actually followed by "Twitch Baby"~

Chapter 2 was actually followed by "Twitch Baby"~ I am the laziest girl in our class, everyone calls me the lazy princess.My deskmate Big P is the most convulsive boy in our class, everyone calls him "convulsive baby". Being a lazy person is the easiest thing in the world, but it is much more difficult to be a "convulsive baby". You have to keep thinking of many convulsive ideas to prove that you are not a normal person.From this point of view, I admire my deskmate very much, because my tablemate's convulsion baby Big P is really first-rate in convulsion ability, as long as he is happy, he can do anything.

For example, every day at noon, he will hold a "purely self-entertainment" personal concert at the back of the classroom. Big P's ability to sing out of tune is also first-rate. No matter how popular songs are sung by him, you have to sing at least halfway through. understand what song it is.And he dared to innovate. For example, when he sang Jay Chou's "Nunchaku", he held the two mop in his hand and danced wildly, humming vague lyrics. If you are afraid, you will definitely think that he is practicing some crooked kung fu. At the beginning, there were still many people who praised the big P field. New school, new life, everyone needs some new stimulation, but after a long time, people began to annoy him, even though he is working hard every day to change new songs and do songs. With new tricks, the "popularity rate" continued to drop unstoppably.The first one who couldn't bear it was Luo Kang, the biggest sports committee member in the class. He slapped the table and yelled, "Big P, if you keep crying and howling, I will throw you to the playground!"

Big P tilted his head and said, "My father is in the United States, why are you throwing me away?" Luo Kang poked his neck and said, "Don't you just rely on your father in the United States, what's the big deal?" "Do you have it?" Big P said, "If you had it, your family wouldn't live in a slum." Big P is really not a human being, Luo Kang's face turned red with a single sentence.I thought Luo Kang would rush over to pick him up and beat him up, but Luo Kang turned his head and walked out of the classroom.As if nothing had happened, the big P continued his great "convulsion" career, and shouted at me: "Lazy princess, what song do you want to listen to, order it!"

As if he himself were a jukebox. "Wu Sikai's." I said lazily, "Is "Lonely Highway" going to happen?" "May I ask which country Wu Sikai is from?" He asked without shame. I knew he wouldn't, and I didn't bother to talk to him anymore. He yelled: "The lazy princess is so lazy, it's too much trouble to say one more word!" He was right, I seem to be getting less and less fond of talking. When "Bae Yong Joon" called me into the office to talk, I didn't want to say a word. "Bae Yong Joon" said earnestly: "Ding Wei, I think you should get closer to everyone, don't always be in this dissociated state, it's not good for you if you continue like this."

"What's wrong?" I asked him. Perhaps he didn't expect to be asked this way by me, he was taken aback for a moment and said, "I don't think you have been very happy." I smile.Self-aware, self-righteous people are everywhere they go. "The more friends you have, the less things you worry about," he said. "Try to step out?" I said, "I've always been like this, and I don't think there's anything wrong with it." "Hehe." He said, "I heard that you play the violin very well. How about performing it at the school art festival and letting our class show your face?"

"It's long gone." I stood up and said, "If there is nothing else, I will go back to the dormitory." "Okay." "Bae Yong Joon" said helplessly. "I also happen to have something to do today, let's talk about it next time." I didn't even bother to point my head, I didn't know what to talk to him about. As soon as I came out of the office, I ran into Big P going in. I know someone went to "Bae Yong Joon" to report, saying that Big P's ghost crying and howling at noon every day has seriously affected everyone's reading and homework. I hope the teacher can come forward and control his "performance." want".Big P and I passed by the door of the office. Big P smiled at me secretly, stretched out his hand and scratched his neck, made a "click" in his mouth, and slipped in.

Of course I understood what he meant, he was going in to die. Everyone said that "Bae Yong Joon" has always been gentle to girls, but he is quite "bloody" to boys.It is said that the most glorious page in his teaching history was when he made several boys cry for ten minutes. I was just gloating, but I didn’t expect Big P to come out two minutes later, and I caught up with me on the playground in three steps and two steps and said, “Princess, I’m out of danger!” I looked at him strangely. He said with confidence: "You must be wondering why I am so fast?" Before I could speak, he waved his hand decisively and told me: "It's like this. After I entered, I took the initiative to tell Teacher Tong that I would never sing in the classroom again. I must change my past and be a sensible person." Son! He said you have to do what you say, and then waved me out. Hehehe."

"Why are you telling me this?" I asked him. "I thought you would be curious." He said aggrievedly, "You don't have any curiosity at all, do you?" "Too lazy to have." I said. "Then please satisfy my curiosity." Big P said, "How can a girl be so lazy all day long, and how can you be so cool?" "You can sew your mouth shut," I said. He froze there stupidly.At that moment, I thought of another person. It's really, really, really alike. So I asked him, "Do you like playing online games?" "You're asking the right question!" Big P slapped his thigh fiercely and said, "What do you like to play, I have roles in Legendary Paradise and Wonderland, and I can take you with them!"

"Ever played The Witcher Story?" I asked him. He looked confused. Forget it, it must be a coincidence. Big P's appearance is not distinctive at all, and it is normal for someone to look like him.In fact, I still miss that little wizard. I don't know if I can meet him next time I go. That night I dreamed of walking the maze again, the person who led the way, I finally saw who he was, it was the little wizard I met in the game!God bless, this time we finally came to the exit, the first thing I saw was an unbelievably blue sky, and then the sea, a whole piece of sea, without a trace of waves, lying quietly in the sky like a blue mirror Down.

Where the water and the sky meet, a few seagulls are flying gently. It's so beautiful I almost can't breathe! I asked the little wizard: "Where is this?" "The border of the sanctuary." He said, "Didn't you always want to see it? We have been walking for more than a month. From here, you can reach the most beautiful world." It turns out that he has been walking with me these days. "But." I said, "isn't this a dream?" "Why is it a dream?" He said, "You are really here. If you want, you can go up to touch the sea water. The sea water here is warm and won't make you feel cold."

I haven't stepped out yet.The morning exercise bell rang. I rested my head on the pillow and felt a splitting headache. The words of the little wizard are still in my ears: "Why is it a dream?..." Unfortunately, it is a dream after all. isn't it? But even if you don't want to, you still have to start a new day.Early in the morning, before the morning reading class started, Big P touched me mysteriously and said, "Princess, can you do me a favor?" "Stop yelling!" I scolded him. "Oh, Ding Wei, could you please do me a favor?" I looked at him, wondering what tricks he was up to. He suddenly pulled out a ball of thread from his schoolbag, and there was a very thick needle on the thread. He desperately stuffed the thread and needle into my hand and said, "Come on, sew up my mouth for me. I don't have it myself." There is a way to sew!" Shameless. I pulled the thread and needle together, threw it on the ground, and stepped on it hard. "Be careful," he yelled, squatting down to pick up the needle and thread, smacking his lips and saying, "I take your words to heart. I wandered around the girls' dormitory for a long time yesterday looking for this ball of thread. It's a pity I didn't see you!" He asked again: "Why are you stomping so hard? The needle didn't pierce your foot, did it? It would be a big crime if it pricked me." "Ye Daping." I said, "Try to bother me again?" "Please call me Big P," he pushed back the hair on his forehead with his hands, and said to me in a disgusting pose, "It's less distant to call me Big P." How can there be such a person in this world? I figured I'd be driven mad by him sooner or later. Originally, I also wanted to go to "Bae Yong Joon" to ask about changing seats, but after thinking about it, maybe Big P thought I was afraid of him, and maybe he would be dragged to the sky because of it.So I had to suppress this thought.When I ran to the top of the building to call my aunt to complain, she seemed to be absent-minded, and said copiously: "Well, this kind of boy is very common... Uh... just get used to it... What do you think is wrong here? What's wrong?" "Sha Xiaoqian!" I called her by her full name, "What are you doing, are you listening to me?" "Hey." She said, "Of course I'm testing my game. The public beta will be in a month, and there are still some minor problems to be solved!" She has always been like this, she doesn't recognize her relatives when she works. I had to hang up the phone. Big P suddenly fell from the sky again: "Your phone is going to be replaced with a new one, why don't you give me my phone instead." As he said, he took out a small Nokia from his pocket and handed it to me: "Short messages can be handwritten." "Please disappear from my presence immediately!" I said with a dark face. "Cha! Princess!" He quickly ran away, but after only three steps, he turned back and said, "Can I ask a question before leaving?" "No." I said. "But I really want to ask uh." He put on a pitiful look and said, "You let me ask, can't you just disappear after I finish asking?" "It's a pig that doesn't disappear," I said. "OK!" He nodded and said, "Please tell me where I can play the Wizard Story game?" "Not yet, it should be possible in a month." "Then how do you know?" "This is the second question." I reminded him. "Is it okay to count it as a bonus?" He said with a dead skin. "No!" I said. He suddenly burst out laughing, and I asked him: "You are crazy, what are you laughing at?" "Didn't you notice?" He said, "Today I finally managed to get you to say more than five sentences at once, hahahahaha... I feel so accomplished now." the pig.If he is ruthless, I have no choice but to give way again, and it is the best policy to walk. In the afternoon, I had my least favorite computer class. I didn’t like to listen to what the teacher said, so I secretly surfed the Internet. My aunt’s QQ was on, and I asked her: “Dead or alive?” She replied quickly: "Why are you talking to your aunt?" "It's almost suffocating." I said, "I can't wait until the weekend, so I want to skip class." "That can't be done." My aunt said, "Be good until the weekend, and I will pick you up after school." "You are so good?" "I just got my driver's license and bought a new car. Do you want to show off in front of you?" "Talk what you say." I said.I really don't want to go home and listen to those two quarreling. After so many years, I'm tired of listening to them. Those words have long been familiar lines, and they will slip out automatically without memorizing them.It's boring. "Pull the hook and hang yourself. I'll take you to play Wizard Story when the time comes." Auntie finished. QQ went dark, and she went offline. But she really didn't break her promise, and picked me up in a new car on the weekend.That car is not bad, sky blue, and sunroof.I threw a large bag of dirty clothes on the back seat, and she exaggeratedly sniffed and said, "Don't dirty my new car, girl, you are too lazy, can't you do the laundry yourself?" "Don't mention this if you know I'm lazy." I sat down, fastened my seat belt and said, "Please drive steadily, I haven't had time to buy insurance." "Then please ask the computer." Auntie laughed, "I didn't open it myself." After she finished speaking, she didn't know what mechanism was activated, and the car started slowly. She really didn't drive by herself, she just put her hands on the steering wheel casually, and chatted with me casually, without looking directly ahead. I don't know how she got her driver's license, it's an exaggeration. "Think about my game." My aunt said, "Do you still want to play?" "Anyway, it's boring, so it's okay to play again." I said. "Huh?" My aunt suddenly frowned and said, "There is a car following us." I looked back, there were many cars, and I didn't know which one she was referring to. My aunt looked at a small LCD computer screen in the car, pointed her finger on it and said, "Here, the dark gray one, the driver is a male, 1.76 meters tall, and his age should be between 16 and 17 years old. The speed is about 80 kilometers per hour, and we have been following it since we left the school. However, to be able to drive the electric bicycle to this speed, the car must have been tampered with!" What?electric bicycle? ? ? I was shocked and turned my head to look again, but still saw nothing. "Look at my car computer." The aunt said, "I've already locked him, this kid is quite capable." I was stunned when I saw the computer, it was Big P, and the one who followed us was Big P!I could clearly see his face, even the sweat on his forehead. He was lying on the car, and he was moving freely through the traffic. "How do you know he's following us?" I asked my aunt. "The computer told me." My aunt said, "I don't need to think about it myself." "What else does the computer tell you?" I asked her. "He's your classmate. He should be the big P who gives you the most headaches. He followed you because he wanted to know where you were going. Anyway, he was interested in you." "Does the computer even know this?" "Of course not?" Auntie pointed to her head and said triumphantly, "This is what I thought in my head!" cut. "Get rid of him." I ordered my aunt. "It's hard." My aunt said, "This car is a fool's car. I set the speed and direction before I started it, and I can't modify it. I wanted to take you for a ride. Who knew that this kind of thing would happen? .” "Then what to do?" "Let him follow." My aunt said, "We are not special agents, and we don't have any special tasks to complete, so he can follow if he wants to." "That man's a lunatic, uh," I said. "You girl won't think about it." My aunt criticized me and said, "If it were me, I would be proud. This proves that I am attractive. No boy ever chased me like this when I was sixteen." "Nympho." I scolded her. "I'm in my thirties, how can I not be a bit of a nymphomaniac?" She wasn't shy at all. "Then why are you still not married?" I hit her. "There is no suitable one." She said, "Of course I will marry if I meet the right one." Just as we were talking, Big P's car had already rushed over and slid close to our car all the way. "Princess, princess!" he called to me, "Take me with you." "Get out!" I yelled out the window. "I'm going to play The Witcher too!" he said, "Count me in, I'm a top-notch gamer, trust me, that's right!" I really don't understand what's going on.How did he know? "He hacked your QQ." The aunt pursed her lips and said with a smile, "We talked about this on QQ that day." No way, smelly big P is so capable? "Take me," he said. "You see I'm risking my life, and I'm speeding, and the cops are coming after me." Sure enough, the sound of a police car sounded from behind. Haha, the people's police are really great, they always appear when the people need them most. However, my joy just came up, but my aunt suddenly stopped the car, shook her head, and instructed Big P to get in the car.I didn't have time to object, Big P had already folded his electric bicycle in just a few seconds, jumped onto the back seat quickly, and leaned against my dirty clothes. I'm furious!