Chapter 8 Chapter 7 Lonely Caffeine

Lonely me in the lonely night, lonely thinking of you lonely, Lonely wind, lonely rain, counting each morning star lonely, And lonely nights, soaked in caffeine alone. <27> "Hey, your Kenya." The proprietress glanced at the door from the corner of her eyes and reminded me with a smile. Zeyu was still dressed in a clean shirt, slacks, and a pair of shiny brown leather shoes. But today there is another one by his side, no, it should be said that he has changed a female companion. "No way?" I felt a little uneasy, although the female partner next to him might be an ordinary classmate or a friend from a club, if I pretended that I didn't see them holding hands.

"It seems that someone drank Kenya first." Albus saw the needle and pierced my fragile heart at once. Zeyu held the menu and whispered in the girl's ear, probably giving a brief introduction. The girl nodded as she listened, and laughed like silver bells from time to time, her long, soft and shiny black hair dangling like a waterfall. "That girl is so beautiful, the type I like." Albus first expressed his evaluation. hateful!Even Albus, the strongest puller in history, voted for her. "Siying, two cups of Sulawesi, and another ice cream muffin." Ze Yu walked to the counter, his smile was clean and sad.

"No Kenya?" I lowered my voice and kept a sweet smile. I like to think of this as my unique secret bond with him. Zeyu stuck out his tongue, took the pencil on the counter and quickly wrote on the note paper: "My new girlfriend, okay? She likes Sulawesi, so I better get used to it." I read the note, took the pencil that Zeyu passed on, and wrote: "It looks better than last time. ps: Can you try to be yourself?" In fact, I hope that they will have a meaningless small fight, and then it will snowball into a big fight. Ze Yu smiled wryly, took a pen and wrote:

"Liking what my girlfriend likes seems to be my homework in love." I bit my lower lip and wrote: "What about her? What exercises have you prepared for her?" Ze Yu tilted his head and thought for a while, the pencil seemed to have crashed on the note paper. After a few seconds, he wrote: "..." followed by another classic wry smile. My baby, your love must have been full of disasters before you met me, the right girl. When I am admitted to Jiaotong University, I will definitely liberate you. I mischievously wrote: "Wait a minute, can I mop the floor next to you and wipe the glass?"

Zeyu drew a smiling face on the paper. Zeyu returned to his seat and picked out two fashion magazines. One for my girlfriend, and one for myself who often reads financial magazines. "What a thoughtful person," I said dejectedly, putting the note away. These notes are good materials for us to recall this first meeting in the future. "What a guy who changes girlfriends super fast." Albus opened the can of coffee beans and made a note. "That's because he has good conditions. Of course, he changed his girlfriend within two days." I defended him. I hope Zeyu can maintain this speed and replace this beautiful girlfriend as soon as possible.

"Why don't I help you chase down that woman, so Kenya is single again." Albus joked without expression, and I wish she took it seriously. That night, I sighed and watched Zeyu quietly read magazines with his new girlfriend for two hours. Next to them, I kept cleaning the glass, mopping the floor, tidying the curtains, etc., but I didn't hear anything. They are like a pair of silent and elegant plaster statues, dating silently, and the occasional whispering is also carried out by the ears.I'm starting to miss that fiery girl from before. <28> For the next few days, I was in the store watching Zeyu date his good girlfriend in the store.

I began to wonder if it was because they had a lot of magazines in the store that they always chose to drink coffee here. Two hours a day, two glasses of Sulawesi a day, two magazines a day. Every day I experience conflicting emotions of joy and depression. "Albus, seriously, if you had to choose, would you choose me or that good girl?" I was devastated and gnawed on my English reference book. "Honestly, I'm a very visual animal." Albus took out two glasses of Sulawesi, one of which had a heart drawn with caramel on the froth. "Albus, you're very generous." I frowned, and walked towards Ze Yuliang with two cups of coffee.

But on Friday, Zeyu came to the store with melancholy steps, and there was no one around. Turn on the notebook computer, plug it in, and take a copy of Tianxia Magazine.Ordered a glass of Kenya. "Alone today?" I asked, a little curious, a lot of anticipation. "Alone, so Kenya." Ze Yu looked at his side, as if the good girl was still beside him. "What's the girlfriend doing today?" I cautiously probed. "We broke up." Zeyu's wry smile has always had the temperament of a writer, full of playful metaphysics. My heart pounded. "No way? Did you mention it?" I pretended to be surprised.

"Well, she didn't object." Ze Yu took a sip of Kenya. "Can I ask why?" I raised my hand, it was too abrupt. "Not for the time being." Ze Yu deliberately pretended to be in pain, and then began typing his report. My mood is unavoidably a little high, but I also feel inexplicable because of Zeyu, and I am forced to express my sorrow for the new words.Zeyu's speed of making girlfriends is indeed a bit faster, as if he can't live without someone by his side, such people are actually very pitiful, maybe they are easy to be lonely just like A Tuo described Brother Bao.

So the reason why Zeyu likes to drink Kenyan coffee with colorful smells is because every sip and every aroma is like a rich emotional companion. If he is not a wolf who is easy to be lonely, he must be someone who longs for 100% love. In order to find the most suitable object, Ze Yu never wastes time on unrequited emotions. So I changed it again and again until the day when the lone sail landed. "It's reasonable for you to say that." The proprietress has recently been playing with the doll, which was recommended to her by the bearded man last time.The bearded man has made some special concoctions from the proprietress for several days in a row, which is really not easy, especially when he drank a latte with Coca-Cola yesterday.

"Your Kenya likes to read business magazines, and he tore through the pages of stocks and investments." Albus poured himself a glass of apple juice, and said every sentence: "Maybe his thinking logic is the same Follow the investment rules of shit, if you make a mistake in your investment, you will pay for it and get out without hesitation, and you will never be locked up by bad debts.” "Albus is very reasonable to say that." Chaos Wang appeared at the counter at some time: "He must be waiting for a trump stock." Today he randomly ordered a glass of "Yoke Xia's New York Scenery" Pretending to be romantic. "Ace stock? Is it a 100% lover?" I decided to go home today and ask my parents if I were a stock, which one would it be? "Stocks will fall, and the stock king can be replaced at any time." Albus sneered: "There is no real stock king." Well I surrender, I really don't want to compare this to investing in stocks. Looking at Ze Yu sitting far away, he is really a poor guy who needs love. When it was about to close, Ze Yu's brows were deeply furrowed as if they were about to be knotted. He slowly packed his backpack and computer, put the unturned pages of magazines back into the cabinet, and walked to the counter to say goodbye to me. "Hope you're happy soon," I said, handing him a note full of smiling faces. "Thank you, although lovelorn cannot be treated with happiness, but I will try." He nodded and took the note. Then handed me a piece of what he had just secretly written on his seat. "Thank you for the coffee. I hope one day I will be able to order a couple of Kenya happily." I looked at his back and he waved his hand. Lonely city, lonely people. Soaked in Kenyan caffeine alone. <29> Sunday is coming soon, and for the sake of the green miracle and my life, I asked the boss for half a day off. I made an appointment with A Tuo to meet at Yuanhuan NET at seven in the evening, and then he would drive me to Brother Bao's house. "Aren't you going to the laundromat for dinner today?" I asked, missing last week's perfect meal. "No, brother Bao won't kill people today, he wants to fry some eggs for us to eat." A Tuo seemed very happy that I wanted to go to the laundry, so he said: "Let's go to the laundry next week, Aunt Jindao They must be very happy." I nodded, since Brother Bao scrambled eggs himself, he must eat them. "You seem to have something on your mind today?" Tuo saw my expression in the rearview mirror. "Yeah." I admit. "If you have something to do, just watch the Green Miracle next week, it's okay." A Tuo slowed down his bicycle. "No. A person I like has been broken up recently, so I feel sorry for him." I said. I also don't know why I said this to A Tuo. "So that's it. Let's talk about this while watching a movie and eating eggs. Brother Bao is a very good conversation partner. He also told me that if you encounter trouble, you can find him. He will help me settle it. You are also Bao Brother's friend, he will definitely stand up for you." A Tuo laughed, what he just said was simply nondescript. What's the trouble, what's the deal, what's the beginning?It's just black talk. When we arrived at Brother Bao's house, Brother Bao had already fried eggs and waited for us. There are scrambled eggs, scrambled eggs, scrambled eggs, and lots and lots of scrambled eggs. There is no such thing as scrambled eggs. "I can only scramble eggs, don't mind." Brother Bao said with fierce eyes, "As long as a person concentrates on doing one thing, he can do it well. The reason is the same." "I like to eat scrambled eggs." I stretched the muscles on my face and said with a smile, "As long as I don't eat scrambled eggs for a day, I will feel weird, and I don't know what's wrong." "Me too." Brother Bao sat down and turned on the projector. Green Miracle is a really heartwarming movie based on horror novelist Stephen King's story about a fat black man with special healing powers in the prison of death, although we have to work together to eat thirty scrambled eggs in the film , I was still moved to tears. When I was crying, I took out some tissues and found that Brother Bao was crying too. "It's amazing." Brother Bao ate the scrambled eggs with tears in his eyes. "Awesome." I cried, and suddenly Bro didn't seem so intimidating. Movie over, lights go on, scrambled eggs are gone. "Stimulus 1995's prison movie is also good, it's in the top ten of the best movies I've seen." I wiped my tears, my stomach was so full. "I've watched it thirty-one times." Brother Bao said coldly, agreeing with what I said. "Brother Bao has been in a prison, so he has a special feeling for prison films." Tuo explained, I can imagine. "It's one thing to be a soldier, but a man must go to a hard prison once in his life, A Tuo, you have to remember." Brother Bao stood up, pointed at the scar on his face, and said fiercely . "I don't want it." A Tuo said directly.It's really desperate. "If you don't stay in jail, you can barely get a scar." Brother Bao pointed to the scar on his face, then pulled up his shirt and pointed to several scars on his body, saying, "A man must have a good scar in his life. You and I met through this scar, and sooner or later, you will have your own scar." Pointing to the knife scar on his waist. "I don't want it." A Tuo shrugged, not caring at all. Brother Bao had no choice but to sit down resentfully, and then turned to me and asked, "Do you want to eat scrambled eggs? If I don't like it, I will eat scrambled eggs." I hurriedly said yes, brother Bao was obviously very upset with A Tuo complaining about him, if you can eat a few more scrambled eggs so that you don’t see blood, then I’ll eat it. "Brother Bao, don't mess with her, Siying is in a bad mood today." A Tuo stopped Brother Bao from scrambling eggs. "Then I'll sleep in the living room tonight." Brother Bao took out another bunch of condoms from his pants, and I was about to faint. This gangster has a really good way of solving other people's bad moods. A Tuo actually said that he is a good person to talk to. "The person Siying likes doesn't seem to be going well recently, so she's in a bad mood." A Tuo covered the obtrusive condom with a dinner plate. "So that's it. Tell me who he is, and I'll talk to him." Brother Bao suddenly had a fierce look in his eyes. I quickly shook my head, and then clarified that the matter was not that serious, everything was just a little girl’s pink fantasy, and I didn’t need to bother Brother Bao, who was busy killing people all day long, taking the time to cut one more person. "Your enemy is my enemy. If you have trouble, come to me." Brother Bao was furious, although I didn't know what he was angry at. "It's not an enemy, I like him!" I explained with slashes all over my face. Then I explained in detail what I like about Zeyu, lest Brother Bao continue to misunderstand. A Tuo nodded while listening, Brother Bao shook his head while listening. Then Brother Bao began to enlighten me, using the way of telling stories. It was a story about an ex-ex-ex-ex-girlfriend who died in his arms. It was mostly a mafia elegy and a sad epic with a longer love story. There are knives in the story, about 70 or so, and guns, estimated to be about 20, and countless bullets flying around. The number of enemies and suspected enemies varies from thirty to forty. Wait, if you use the dualism of justice and evil to distinguish, it is probably an evenly matched situation. Then the men started to kill and kill, and the women also ran around to add to the fun, sometimes taking bullets for men to show their loyalty, sometimes picking up grenades to threaten their seductive enemies to show their chastity, and sometimes going to the sea to help men pay off their debts. The shadows kill every step of the way, the road is long and the love is long, and the brother Bao who is familiar with movie narratives expresses everything quite vividly. "In the end, I tore off the leather mask of the man in my arms, only to realize that he was actually my Xiuzhen. God, it turns out that Xiuzhen sacrificed her life to ask me not to take revenge in order to mediate the holiday between me and his father, Wang Dong. , but the big mistake has already been made, and the past can only be recalled." Brother Bao said quietly, tears streaming down his face. I really want to raise my hand and say that the final ending is completely Tianlong Babu Xiaofeng accidentally killing Azhu, but I still hold back and even cried a few times to express my condolences. "So, if that Zeyu dares to gossip outside, tell me." Brother Bao wiped away his tears and concluded coldly, "I'll hack him to death." "Thank you Brother Bao, I'm in a much better mood." I clasped my hands together, my mind was in a mess. When A Tuo drove me away from Brother Bao, he kept apologizing to me. "I'm sorry, last time I fell in love, Brother Bao did the same thing when he enlightened me. He said he would kill Albus for me, but he still gave up. Frankly speaking, his loyalty made me feel a lot better, but I thought He will vary from person to person, I didn’t expect him to still say the same thing.” A Tuo suddenly said sorry, it seemed that he was really guilty. "You have to compensate me, I'm mentally traumatized." I felt that my head was full of knives and guns, and I couldn't return to Zeyu's melancholy back.lost heavily. "Okay, of course there is no problem." A Tuo looked at his watch and said, "It's past eleven o'clock, it's too late, next time." "Mr. Tuo, how do you want to compensate?" I asked.I work seven days a week, but if the compensation package is good, I may consider asking the boss's wife for leave. "Secret, as long as you are free, call me anytime." After A Tuo said, I realized that I didn't have A Tuo's phone number at all. So A Tuo parked the motorcycle in the alley of my house, and then wrote a series of mobile phone numbers on the palm of my hand with a ball pen. "Thank you tonight, because the green miracle is very beautiful." I looked at the number on the palm of my hand and said, "And I am less afraid of Brother Bao." "Brother Bao isn't scary in the first place." Tuo said, and held my hand tightly.That majestic internal force once again made my face turn pale. "Don't rush, wait slowly, real gold is not afraid of fire, love is not afraid of waiting." A Tuo encouraged me sincerely: "You are so good, Zeyu will definitely find you." A Tuo's sincere words later deeply affected me. Whenever I am discouraged, whenever I want to give up, I will think of the magic in A Tuo's words. Make me steadfast, make me steadfast, make me steadfast. <30> Zeyu has never been happy, I only dare to pass a note to him, asking him to cheer. Only when he brought the club students to the store to discuss the freshman cup debate competition, he would open the shackles that tied his brows, and discuss the offensive and defensive arguments of the freshmen with eloquence. At that time, he was handsome and smart. I always thought that the topics of debate contests were metaphysical issues, such as "Should a man make a woman cry", "Love or bread is more important", "Is cheating a must-have topic in life" and other five-four-three topics. Of course I was wrong, very wrong. The topic of the rematch of the Jiaotong University Freshman Cup Debate Competition has already been set as "my country should not adopt a 1/2 drop-out system", while the topic of the final is "Euthanasia should not be legal", so serious and serious. That's why I like to sit next to them and listen to the discussion when there are few guests. "Students, please remember that there are many strategies for whether euthanasia should be legal. If you start from the perspective of moral value, you can roughly divide them into two groups. It depends on whether you want to fight the high-value proposition of life autonomy, or you want to hit people with the same heart. Low-value proposition. If you start from the former, you must pay attention to whether everyone has the right to life autonomy? Who can control the life autonomy of others? And distinguish why the judge can decide the life of the prisoner, but the doctor has no right Determine the patient's life span? You must grasp this distinction, and then..." Ze Yu said clearly, and I couldn't help but nodded violently. Later, the first-year civil engineering team of Jiaotong University led by Zeyu really won the championship, and they went to the store to have a big meal to celebrate. Perhaps a person's characteristics can be seen from the type of club? Ze Yu joined the debating club, whether he was already very smart before joining or became smart after joining, in short, he will be a smart guy with a top-notch brain in the end; and A Tuo and my brother are both in the in-line wheel club, I think they are both Fool. Speaking of which, I don't know why I always want to do attribution. From coffee, from clubs, from any small details, I always feel that it is very reasonable to know a little bit, and it can help me understand a person in a short time. But Atuo is different.He felt that it was useless to look at only one person, and to look at other things. On Saturday, A Tuo came to the store and asked me to buy a cup of decaf Sumatra as promised. "Please take time off. I'm going to tutor a friend and take you to meet someone who makes you forget all your troubles." A Tuo pointed at his watch, and finished my carefully brewed coffee in one gulp. "No way? Now? Go tutor with you?" I was speechless.The last time I told A Tuo that I wanted him to compensate me for my mental injury was just a joke, so I didn't really call him. "Go ahead, I'm enough in the shop," said Albus coldly. "Thank you! Let's go!" Tuo held Albus's hand tightly, and Albus frowned, obviously being attacked by Tuo's internal force. So A Tuo hurriedly drove me to the direction of Zhudong. Along the way, A Tuo first introduced the background of a tutor student to me, and I was amazed. He is a boy who re-entered the university five times. Because he is too thin, he doesn't have to be a soldier. So he decided to take the university entrance exam every year. He passed both the social group and the natural group, but his scores were too low so he didn't have any ghosts. superior. "It's so pitiful, I understand what you mean, you want to use him to encourage me to study hard, and when I see him, I will feel very happy and my mood will be brighter, right?" I yelled in the back seat, you don't have to bother. "Of course not! He's just easily distracted and not stupid. So versatile!" A Tuo yelled and accelerated while cornering. The car was parked under the arcade of a grocery store. "Tuo! Wait a minute, don't run, play chess with me!" A shirtless middle-aged man scratched his belly button and shouted enthusiastically. "Wait until my tutoring is over! Wait to be shocked by me!" A Tuo dragged me into the grocery store and climbed up the cement stairs step by step. I seem to be gradually getting used to this kind of scene, this is A Tuo's world. <31> "Hello, my name is Xiaocai. Welcome to the incredible story of the human body." A man so thin that he would have been airdropped to McDonald's by the doctor stood up and shook my hand solemnly. He is A Tuo's tutor student, making up every subject, because he is very bad in every subject. Xiaocai's room is full of impractical props and dolls, as well as many comics and videotapes. Of course, a large cabinet is inevitably filled with reference books, and an inflatable doll is stuffed in the middle of the cabinet. "Hello, what is the wonderful story of the human body?" I stretched out my hand, but just touched his palm, and Xiaocai flew back exaggeratedly!I was taken aback, and looked at the young re-examinee who was lying on the floor in astonishment. He actually foamed at the mouth and twitched his hands and feet twice. "No way? Tuo?" I quickly looked at Tuo, but he was laughing. Xiao Cai stood up slowly and shook his head, as if trying to wake up. "The human body is really incredible. We all rely on weak bioelectricity to transmit messages in the nerve plexus, but the bioelectricity you just sent out from the palm of your hand is amazing, maybe you don't even know it?" Xiaocai took a deep breath, stretched out his hand, and asked me to touch him again. "No way? Also, were you lying to me just now?" I saw that A Tuo had collapsed on the bed laughing, which made him very suspicious. "Don't pay attention to A Tuo, I just tapped his laughing point. Come on, touch me again, and observe the reaction of my skin." Xiaocai took off his shirt, revealing his lean body with ribs. I couldn't help being curious, and gently placed my fingers on his palm. Goosebumps appeared on the skin of Xiaocai's arms, and they ran to his chest, stomach, and back like orderly waves, like a rash. "The human body is really amazing, isn't it? It took me a long time to practice." Xiaocai took a deep breath, and the goosebumps disappeared instantly. I'm really confused, what kind of trick is he playing? I stared at A Tuo, and A Tuo had no choice but to rub his stomach and explain: "Xiao Cai is a hard-working human body performer, very good! Xiao Cai claims to have a thousand kinds of wonderful talents! It's an eye-opener for you!" It turns out that if you have to learn a thousand talents, it's no wonder you can't get into college. "I heard from A Tuo that you are in a bad mood? Let me help you with divination." Xiaocai sighed and patted my shoulder earnestly.Then pull a poker card from my hairline, old trick. When I saw it, it was Zhang Hongxinqi. "It turned out to be a relationship problem. It's simple. Uncle Xiaocai will help you." Xiaocai closed his eyes, patted his face, and didn't know what he was doing. "Ah? What are you doing? Don't you want to take tutoring lessons?" I think Mr. Xiaocai is really ridiculous. "Look out!" Tuo yelled. Suddenly, Xiaocai sprayed two streams of white liquid from his nostrils, God! I was so scared that I dodged to the side, but my clothes still got some stains. "It's so dirty! What are you doing!" I was dumbfounded. "Milk." Xiaocai's tone was calm and a little smug. "Xiaocai's move is very mysterious! He never told me how he practiced it!" A Tuo was so excited that his face turned red. I feel so boring so boring. I remember a few years ago in the variety show Dragon Tiger List hosted by Zhang Fei, I saw a funny artist perform a scene where he drank milk and then flowed out of his nose, but he still needs to drink milk as a material. However, I really didn’t see Xiaocai. Time to steal milk. Can the milk be stored in his nasal cavity in advance? Boring, but mysterious! "The inconceivability of the human body cannot be explained clearly by spraying milk." Xiaocai spoke earnestly, and then took a deep breath. I was terrified that he would spit at me, so I took two quick steps back. But A Tuo quickly jumped out of bed, picked up a matchbox from Xiaocai's desk, and struck a matchstick. Xiaocai took the burning match, his eyes were narrowed into a line, and his mouth was bulging. Oops!He's going to breathe fire! I cover my eyes, considering whether to scream for the occasion. "Huh!" Xiaocai blew out the match vigorously. Yes, he just blew out the match. But I'm still in shock. "Think I'm going to breathe fire? You're wrong. If I want to breathe fire, I don't need matches." Xiaocai said with eyes full of ambition, "I want to blow it out by myself!" "Then what were you doing just now?" I touched my heaving chest, looked at Xiao Cai, and looked at A Tuo who was already dying of laughter. "Speeding east and west." Xiaocai announced triumphantly. "Speedy?" I couldn't figure it out. Xiaocai raised his head, and slowly pulled out a wet tie from his mouth with both hands, then tied a knot and put it around his neck.It turned out that when I just closed my eyes to avoid the fire, he stuffed a tie down my throat. "It's pretty amazing." I began to appreciate the boring humor of this ten-thousand-year re-examinee. Later, Xiaocai also performed a disgusting dandruff tornado, which made A-Tuo and I yell and hide back and forth, and then showed a hand that I couldn't see the flaws in, just when I was surprised, He began to perform boring handstands while brushing his teeth, and finally kicked a shuttlecock with his butt. Such an enigmatic man indeed, I'm beginning to believe that he might actually be full of a thousand tricks that are boring but fun. One and a half hours passed, and the tutoring time also passed. A Tuo hugged Xiaocai, who was naked from the upper body, to thank him for his performance that surpassed the magician tonight. I also flicked his left breast at his request to express my appreciation. "Next time, I will let you see my astonishing achievement in performing the mysteries of twenty human bodies in one minute." Xiaocai said sadly, "Only seven or five people in the world can do it. This is fate." And then I don't want to know which seven and a half people. I went downstairs with A Tuo, and the middle-aged man who likes to pick dirty belly buttons really set up a plate of military flags and waited. So A Tuo and I sat on a long bench and started to play against this middle-aged man named Yong Bo. While playing chess, A Tuo introduced Xiaocai's legend to me. Uncle Yong is Xiaocai's father. Xiaocai has been weak and sick since he was a child, so he often hides in a small room and watches TV and the videotapes of Japanese variety shows rented by Uncle Yong. Therefore, he is fascinated by all kinds of strange and bad tricks in Japanese funny shows. Studying strange props and his own body in the room, embarked on a self-taught journey of speculation and research and development of gymnastics, with one heart and one mind to become the world's first "wonderful body master". "What exactly is a wonderful body master? Is it better than a magician?" I asked, holding the drink that Uncle Yong was treating guests to. "Xiao Cai said that all the magic tricks of the body master come from the human body, and the rest are just blindfolds." A Tuo shot off Yong Bo's horse and said, "Magicians rely on tricks and props." "Being that wonderful body therapist can make a lot of money? I've always been looking forward to it!" Yongbo's car slammed A Tuo's cannon. Xiaocai's journey as a wonderful body doctor was quite bumpy. All his classmates regarded him as Frankenstein, and the school teachers also regarded him as a thorn in his eyes or a stain on teaching. The principal even called him to the command platform to insult him. , Ask him to cheer up and study hard.Fortunately, Uncle Yong and Ma Yong still let him go, otherwise Xiaocai would probably run away from home and become a wandering magician first. And A Tuo, who often finds weird people and weird worlds, of course regards his talent as a treasure, and he cuts half of his tutoring fee like Chen Shui-bian, because he usually spends half of his time teaching him to calculate problems, and then spends half of his time watching Performance. Half an hour later, Yong Bo took A Tuo into his army. "You're still early!" Uncle Yong patted A Tuo's shoulder and sighed, "I'm a man who has always bet his life on military chess. How can I compare with me?" It's really a dog without a tiger father. <32> "What? Are you happier!" A Tuo drove me home, he yelled like a child. "Well, I'm in a much better mood. Thinking that I didn't get sprayed with fire, my mood has increased by 100 points!" I laughed and opened my hands without restraint. "Let's look forward to the day when Xiaocai can breathe fire!" Tuo shouted. "Hahahahahahahaha..." We all laughed at the same time. The car stopped at the alley of my house, I got out of the car, and thanked A Tuo again for letting me meet the wonderful body master who will make a sensation in the martial arts world in the future. "Tomorrow is Sunday, so..." A Tuo said halfway, but rarely showed a hesitant expression. "I know, Aunt Jindao will open the oven tomorrow! I've missed it for two weeks!" I smiled and said, "You're so weird, you're so hesitant." "No, I thought I would ask you out every holiday, and you are in the third year of high school again, and reading is very important..." A Tuo's expression was a little guilty and a little happy. "You have to eat in the third year of high school, especially how can you miss such a delicious and cheap meal. But don't invite me anymore. I also have a part-time job. I will pay for it myself." I patted A Tuo on the shoulder and told him Take it easy and take it easy. "Then I will pick you up at six o'clock tomorrow night. Good night." A Tuo happily put on his helmet and started the car. "Good night." I waved my hand and walked into the alley. I walked slowly, recalling the skinny Xiaocai's very local funny performance, I couldn't help laughing. Suddenly, I heard the sound of a motorcycle speeding up behind me. I thought A Tuo suddenly thought of something and forgot to say it, but when I turned around, it turned out that it was my brother who rode his wild wolf to me. "Li Jiasichun's Visby! I saw all of them just now!" Brother Thief said: "The senior high school students didn't study hard, so they didn't go to work, but got a boyfriend! I want to tell my parents! " "What did you see? I was going to work, but I had an appointment with a friend!" I stared at my brother, he was so boring. "It's a boyfriend. In fact, my sister is getting married, and my brother is also very comforting..." Brother laughed wildly. "Don't talk nonsense, those are just ordinary friends! And you..." I wanted to tell my brother that the boy who drove me home was A Tuo, whom he also knew, but I was suddenly a little annoyed, so I suppressed it do not mention. "Okay, okay, I'm joking with you." Brother patted the back seat and said with a smile, "There are still 100 meters left, let me give you a ride." I fell on the wild wolf angrily, and went home with my brother's neck. <33> "So you and Atuo, who was chased away by the horse, went to eat a big meal at the laundry yesterday?" Xiao Qing opened his mouth wide, and the marinated eggs on the chopsticks landed on the bento. "What the hell, Tuo is Tuo, he's a good guy." I drank Yakult. "After the big meal? Go to the house of the underworld brother to watch a movie?" Xiaoqing listened very attentively. "No, go to that iron head's house to sing, he has a very good family KTV." I laughed and said: "And he also performed Shaolin Temple's Iron Head Kung Fu, breaking several bricks, I was dumbfounded, he thought I didn't believe it, and then took several bricks and smashed on his own head, I followed A Tuo died laughing." At lunch time, Xiaoqing brought the bento to my table and ate face to face with me. I said that Xiaoqing and I are very independent beings in the girls' school, but Xiaoqing is still more advanced than me. She made a boyfriend the day before yesterday, and he was the captain of the basketball team of Hsinchu Middle School who loves to visit Jinshitang. Be the big pink gossip in your class. "I said, it's dangerous for you to go out more every week. Will A Tuo fall in love with you?" Xiaoqing's expression was very strange. "You don't see A Tuo's expression every time he invites me to dinner or watch a movie, otherwise you wouldn't think so much." I retorted naturally, not to mention that the boy I like is Ze Yu's type, if A Tuo really Even if he likes me, it won't affect my hunter plan. "How do you say?" Xiaoqing asked. "He doesn't know how to be twitchy at all, and he doesn't have that "finally made up his mind" expression of a strong man!" I said. Xiaoqing nodded and said that was true. Xiaoqing described to me that before his school team boyfriend chased after her, every time he asked her out, he looked nervous as if he had been constipated for a year. He was deeply afraid of being rejected, and deeply afraid that Xiaoqing would not like him in his heart. However, A Tuo is just a glass of plain water in front of me, and he can't hide his emotions. If he mistakenly thinks that he likes me, I can see it in advance and remind him not to cross the line. But I think, A Tuo and I are really just good friends who have just started, because yesterday at Tietou's house, he discussed Ze Yu's matter with me. "I think you should find time for Zeyu to go out for a walk and have a chat, so that he can get to know you better, and you can get to know him better." A Tuo suggested.The iron head on the side is singing Jay Chou's Lovely Woman. "A girl asking a boy? How embarrassing!" I refused verbally. If I really took the initiative to date Zeyu, it would be as embarrassing as it was in retrospect. "Why are you ashamed, you just need to show half the courage you had when scolding my classmate in the coffee shop!" A Tuo said with a grin, "And Zeyu will be grateful to you, saving him a lot of notes. " Atuo is stupid. Many love novels say clearly at the beginning that the sweetest part of love is ambiguity. The process of unknown situation and mutual guessing often makes people blush and heartbeat, and often makes people unable to forget the tension every time they speak even in their dreams. For me, what is ambiguity?Chatting and cheering up with Zeyu is the best ambiguity. In comparison, what's the point of being open and honest? Zeyu wrote on a note: "Thank you for making me leave full of vigor every time I come here for coffee." Just one sentence left me in a daze for almost half an hour, and it took Albus to poke me with a fork before I woke up. Another one is also a classic. "Thank you, your smile is better than Kenya. I will work hard." You said, would you be happy to receive such a note?I was stupid all night. When school was over, Xiaoqing's boyfriend was waiting for her at the school gate, completely ignoring the instructor's questioning eyes. 真是勇敢的情侣档。 「祝妳今天幸运啰。」小青押着男友的头向我点头，挥挥手。 「嗯嗯，掰掰。」我朝气十足挥手。 我骑到地下道时，才发觉我好像不知道小青男友的名字。 小青有提过吗？好像叫阿哲？阿蔗？阿瑟？ 当我想着这无聊问题时，我已经来到等一个人咖啡店。 推开门，然后当机。 泽于来了。 但他没有坐在孤独的角落陪伴他孤独的笔记型计算机。而是柔软的双人沙发。 然后肯亚不再是肯亚，而是两杯巧克力脆片圣代。 「你不喜欢太甜，何必呢？」我呆呆看着泽于身旁的女生。 「回神。」阿不思拎着我走到柜台。 「我好想哭。」我看着泽于的背影，还有他旁边高佻的女孩。 是泽于新的女友吗？ 依旧是乌黑的长发，但这次的女孩不若上次的文静典雅，而是侃侃而谈。 不只是侃侃而谈，她简直就是肢体语言的行家，举手、挽发、敲桌、击掌，看得泽于心花怒放的。 或许她也是辩论社的？要不就是手语社的？ 「卡通小丸子的姊姊常说，人生就是不断的在后悔。」老板娘替我倒了杯热牛奶，淡淡地批注。 「说不定花心的人喜欢喝肯亚。抄在笔记本上吧。」阿不思摸摸我的头，落井下石。我好想哭。 于是我拿着一根拖把，前进。在他们俩的大沙发旁绕来绕去，偷听他们说话。 「对方辩友，你的说法我不能苟同，高科技产业接受政府的优惠措施不具社会公义的原因根本不是高科技产业不具独特性，而是在产业利益本身没有回馈给社会，这完全是单向的利益供输，也是变相的政策买票......」那女生说得头头是道，但语气却伶俐中带着几分撒娇。 「不不不，对方辩友妳的论点已经完全偏掉了，甚至偏向了我方，我在这里郑重质疑对方辩友是否接受了我方的贿赂，特别是爱情的贿赂？」泽于呵着那女孩痒，女孩忍不住跟泽于打闹了起来。 又听了他们的谈话一阵，我确定这女生是辩论社的大四学姊。 泽于这次打的是高射炮。 正当我快要昏倒在地板上时，我发觉我的背被泽于碰了一下。 我蹑手蹑脚回到柜台，转头一看，果然是一张红色纸条贴在我的背上。 「写什么？」阿不思走来，手里还抽压着奶泡。 「我的新女友几分？」我念着纸条上的字句，有些恍神。 「九十分，是我喜欢的那一型。」阿不思再度落井下石。 「妳帮我追走她，我请妳喝一百杯咖啡。」我灵魂出窍。 「我不喝咖啡。」阿不思说。 <34> 后来整个高三上学期，泽于都定下来了，跟那个辩论社的学姊出双入对。 那学姊叫什么我始终没有听见，只知道泽于都叫她对方辩友或是法官大人的，我听的心烦意乱，但自始至终泽于的对方辩友都不晓得我跟泽于不仅认识还会偷偷传纸条，这个小秘密可是暧昧的美好默契。 历经了三次模拟考跟三次月考，还有跟小青晚上留在学校念书的2000.2001读秒跨年，日历总算撕到了寒假。 「你们要玩咖啡店吗？我可以把钥匙留给你们开party喔！」老板娘晃着钥匙。阿不思打了个疲惫的哈欠。 老板娘发给我们年终奖金后就回彰化老家过年，咖啡店自然暂时停业。 不去打工，跟泽于没有相遇的条件，我整天魂不守舍，怅然若失自己为什么没有他的电话号码，要在马路上萍水相逢，我又自认没有言情小说女主角那么幸运。 不过，我还有阿拓的解闷专线电话。 于是寒假的三个周日，我们都到洗衣店楼上享用金刀婶的梦幻过年大餐。 「这道菜可了不起了，叫西子捧心之沈鱼落雁！」 铁头拍拍坚硬无比的脑袋，看着桌上的鱼跟燕被莲心围拱着。 也去看了五次电影。 「妳知道刀子刺进人肉里的感觉吗？其实，要看刺到的是哪一团内脏而定。」 暴哥慢调斯里地解说，布幔上放映的是安迪贾西亚主演的角头情圣。 但小才还是没有练出人体喷火绝技。 「妳看，妳能想象人类可以大出这么长的粪便吗？我忍了很久才练出来的。」 小才得意洋洋展示一条长达八十多公分的瘦长大便，那是他用意志力压制肛门扩约肌的结晶。 念书当然也是生活的重点。 寒假里阿拓除了教小才功课，也会指点我数学。 阿拓的数学本来就不赖，教起来尤其好，总是用最简单的方式告诉我解题的窍门。 他在知道我的第一志愿兼唯一志愿是交大管理科学后，也提早加强了我机率、线性代数跟排列组合的项目，他说反正这些都是管科必修的数学科目，不如趁现在打好基础，好像我一定会考上似的。 「不要想那么多，好好念书，几个月之后妳就是交大的新鲜人了。」阿拓监督着我跟小才算数学，自己则捧了一本密密麻麻的原文书趴在小才的床上划线。 In the second semester of the third year of high school. 为了专心冲刺课业，小青辞去了金石堂的工作，我也改成礼拜二、礼拜四到咖啡店打工，其余的时间都拿来啃书，这段期间我在洗衣店跟铁头聊天时，意外发现他是个历史地理的自修狂，不管是什么问题都难不倒他。 铁头这种人当然很得意啦，于是每个礼拜天都在洗衣店担任我免费的史地小老师，吃饱饭就在客厅地上铺开地图，用说故事跟逻辑推演的方式，告诉我二次世界大战各国的军事政治是怎么运作的、几个参战国与名将是怎么在欧洲大陆鏖战，我听得一愣一愣，然后惊觉历史原来是要跟地理一起读的。 「你怎么会懂这么多？」我讶异铁头的渊博知识，还以为他只是个铁头功迷。 「如果妳有注意到卡拉OK墙壁上满柜子的书，啊哈！妳就不会这么惊讶了。」铁头很跩地笑着。 最后两个月，正当我为了英文跟国文一直无法更上层楼的时候，阿拓更找来了直排轮社的强大奥援。 「想当初我联考的时候，英文可是九十二的超高分哩！」社长阿爆笑嘻嘻地拿出厚厚的参考书跟考卷。 「我号称国文绝地大师，愿原力与妳同在。」大界王拍拍肚子，抖动眉毛。 在这两个从天而降的救星的特训下，我连在梦里点个大亨堡都会念英文，跟小青问个话都用文言文。 就在联考结果发布的那一天，阿拓带我去市区的网咖。 我在计算机前紧张地键入名字跟身分证号码。 几秒后，在2001年的夏天。 「恭喜妳，交大管科新鲜人！」阿拓大吼大叫，跳到网咖的椅子上举起双手。 「好开心啊！好开心啊！」我大叫大哭，让阿拓紧紧握住我的手，用奔腾不已的内力庆贺。