Chapter 2 Chapter two

I really didn't expect that once you have a child, you don't even dare to die, it's terrible Feeling relieved, Junzhi drove home in the small car. Suddenly got inspiration on the road. The manuscript has to be handed in next month, and the boss has appointed to write the Miracle Prescriptions series first. Children are so annoying, and I will write 300 Miraculous Prescriptions for Child Abuse, and fight them to the death. Junzhi excitedly honked the horn. just write them It takes no effort to get it, three hundred is not enough, there are four hundred, five hundred.Satisfaction guaranteed, until they come of age, eighteen years old.

The preface reads: Dedicate this little book to (1) those who love children and (2) hate children. If children are irrelevant to you, then this book does not belong to you. Please read love novels instead. Just do it. Junzhi snickered happily. She has a long history of research on children's evil deeds. The elder sister Xiaozhi has three boys, all of whom are ten years old, eight years old and six years old. They are afraid of her when they see her. Junzhi's nickname, child killer, is well deserved. Back home, Juanzhi hurried into the study room and wrote straight books with a pen; one thousand and one recipes for child abuse, how to deal with urchins, and prevent them from becoming urchins, before discussing the details, she already shed tears of laughter.

Yi Peichong came to pick her up for dinner, and when he saw the big question, he was startled. "This kind of black humor will arouse the disgust of parents, and the editor must resist." "Someone has to teach them a lesson." "You are the only intellectual in the world who targets young children," Yi Peicheng dissatisfied, "and you are getting more serious every day." "Because they are getting more and more presumptuous." "I don't feel that way at all." Junzhi replied gently: "Because you didn't study them, but I did."

Juan Zhi saw a three-month-old baby with her own eyes before she cried: the mother was there, she cried loudly, and the mother was not there, sobbing and counting. If she hadn’t witnessed it with her own eyes, she would hardly believe it was a real thing. .Juanzhi's nephews, male or female, are all so naughty and cunning. "I trust you have practical experience." "Of course." Junzhi was confident. The most violent fight was with Xiaozhi's eldest son and second son. The two children came back from sports, sweaty and dirty, and despite their mother's begging, they refused to take a bath and just ate ice cream.

Juanzhi saw that the elder sister was so timid and incompetent.Suffering all kinds of bullying, evil came out of his guts, and with all his strength, he dragged the two brothers into the bathroom. Without saying a word, he opened the lotus, covered his head with his clothes, and made them howl and cry. Never regretting impulsiveness afterwards, clapped his hands and said: "It's a pleasure, it's the same as washing the car and pouring grass." It really worked, Xiao Zhi only needed to cough if anyone dared not to take a bath, "Then I'll go and ask my little aunt what to do", and the three sons immediately resigned to their fate obediently.

Xiao Zhi sighed to her younger sister, "Look, there is no need for stepmother and stepfather to abuse her. This is already the case, they are afraid of evil." This is the greatest weakness of human beings. Gods and ghosts are afraid of evil people, and pick and choose lightly. Therefore, one must stick to one's position and never back down. If you are familiar with the way of dealing with children, you can use it in society to deal with adults, and it will be equally effective. First, destroy their self-esteem, make them lose self-confidence, and then simply issue orders so that they dare not disobey, half of the purpose is achieved. This is the magic formula for raising children of the previous generation. Many authoritarian regimes also follow this unilateral approach.

Everywhere is beneficial. Yi Peichong saw that Junzhi was elated, because he said: "Look at the situation, you've lost ground with them." "I don't, it's my two underachieved sisters who have nothing to do with them." Single, so happy, without worries, they went to a Japanese restaurant to sit down, and then ordered food, a young couple and two children came to the next table, Junzhi immediately called the head waiter to change the table. "Junzhi." "All of a sudden they were screaming and throwing things, my eardrums couldn't take it."

However, the two children were not up to date, so they screamed and fought endlessly. Junzhi and Yi Peichong said: "Take off the cane and stop the sound immediately." Yi Peichong can only shake his head. "No rattan, no tutors." "Furthermore, my love has shifted." Junzhi smiled, "Why do I feel like someone is threatening me." The style of foreigners is worth imitating. They strictly separate adults and children, each has its own scope of activities, and does not violate each other. For example, when renting out an apartment, it is marked in large characters: Don’t ask about babies, first villains and then gentlemen , crying in the middle of the night, disturbing people's dreams, taboo.

It's not like the Chinese, who always hold their children there, share the joys and sorrows, watch theatre, have a banquet, go shopping, play cards, and the children are born in a corner to reduce the noise and increase the atmosphere. Xiaozhi especially likes to take her treasures with her as cash, but she can’t take care of her, so she calls out the nanny. Wouldn't it be more beneficial to the body and mind?" No, that's her child, and every family has its own family law. When paying the bill, Juanzhi heard the waiter complain: "Three glasses of soda were turned upside down, like a little devil."

Junzhi cast a triumphant glance at Chao Peichong. Peichong said in a low voice, "Some children are cute." Junzhi patted him on the shoulder, "You must have been different when you were young, different." Yi Peichong said leisurely: "It's not bad for a child to be like you or me: upright character, dignified appearance, good health, good grades in school, and praise at work, what more can I ask for." Junzhi stared at him, "But, are you happy?" It’s hard to blame Yi Peichong, “I’m in the majority when I’m in a good mood.” Junzhi bowed her head without saying a word.

"What's on your mind?" Junzhi pushed back her hair, "It's full of gorgeous hair." Yi Peichong sneered and laughed, "Is it work pressure? When you have a hundred books to celebrate your success, wouldn't it be goosebumps?" Junzhi stomped her feet, "You never pamper me." Peichong put his arms around her, "I know why you don't like children, you are jealous, you are afraid that they will steal your glory, you can't grow up yourself, Tang Juanzhi is still a child.". Jun Zhi had to say in admiration: "Mr. Yi, I really didn't expect you to know me so well." Of course, what he said was ironic. She was very tired that night, and she couldn't support herself after writing three or two lines, so she curled up on the bed. I don't know if the author has a lot of dreams, but Junzhi once again dreamed about her deceased mother. In Junzhi's mind: Mother is always young and beautiful. She sat on the edge of the bed and smiled at Junzhi. "Mother." Junzhi shed tears. "Junzhi, I'm so happy for you, you finally have offspring." "Me?" Juan Zhi picked up her head, startled. "Yes," the mother's voice was full of joy, "you are pregnant." "No," Juanzhi was terrified, "I didn't, I didn't." Mother seemed surprised, "Junzhi, I thought you would be happy." Juanzhi yelled hysterically, "No, no, you made a mistake, you made a mistake." She woke up suddenly, covered in cold sweat. Look at the clock, it's only one o'clock. With trembling hands, she dialed the number to Cuizhi's house, but the operator was her second brother-in-law, A Liang, who deliberately blocked her. "In the middle of the night, Cuizhi has already fallen asleep. She has been tired all day. There is no need to wake her up if there is nothing important. Do you think everyone has to go to work tomorrow morning?" "I had a terrible dream." Junzhi complained. "Junzhi, you should talk to Yi Peichong." A Liang reminded her. "Pechong will not understand. A "Make him understand, you must have a way." Unknowingly, almost all the brothers-in-law had a little playful smile on their aunts, and Ah Liang was no exception. Junzhi didn't know that disturbing people's dreams deserves death, so she could only say lonely: "It's all right." "Tomorrow I will tell Cuizhi that you have looked for her." Junzhi hangs up the line abruptly. She is an outsider. The brother-in-law is surnamed Liang, the elder sister is Liang Tang, and the children are Liang Fangfei and Liang Fanghua. The whole family belongs to the Liang family, and Tang Junzhi is an outsider. If you can't fall asleep, you can listen to music or watch videos, but it is not advisable to harass others. There is a big age gap between Juan Zhi and the older sister, so she has less to say. She also knows the older sister's habit: go to bed earlier.I am afraid that I have reached the fiftieth episode in my dream. After feeling melancholy for a long time, Junzhi suddenly turned off the lights. Marriage has the advantages of being married. At this moment, only the telephone recorder is standing in her way, not the spouse. Early in the morning, Juan Zhi called Yinhe Women's Magazine and asked to see Mo Ruoxi. Ruoxi replied: "I'm full of time today, and I can only talk about five-point questions on this call, unless—" "It does not matter, I do not mind." "I'll see a gynecologist in an hour, and if you don't feel too sorry for—" "It's my honor. Ask your secretary to give me the address. I'll wait for you at the clinic." "Excellent, Junzhi, you are the most understanding and considerate of others. Is that so, Juan Zhi thought, when her achievements are no different from Hong Ni, the ace of the universe, she can still be informal and accommodate others, that's called understanding. At this moment, it is just to be aware of current affairs, to be convenient with others, and to be convenient for oneself. You don't even have this little cleverness, so you still come out? Junzhi dresses up and goes out. Clinics are still filled with women of childbearing age. Junzhi was very surprised. She always thought that except for her two ignorant older sisters, no one would care less about having children. Didn't it mean that the current situation was unstable and life was difficult? Seeing Mo Ruoxi, Juan Zhi greeted her and squeezed over to sit beside her. "How long we have to wait." "At least an hour." Junzhi was surprised, "Wasting precious time is not your religion." Unexpectedly, Mo Ruoxi smiled, "This is a rare moment for me to relax." It has changed, the whole person has changed, and the hormones and endocrine have undergone great changes, affecting her outlook on life. Junzhi could only ask, "I didn't bother you, did I?" "I wish someone could talk and laugh with me." Juan Zhi forgot about her business, she asked: "Are all these women pregnant?" Mo Ruoxi smiled, "No." Junzhi raised an eyebrow, no? Ruoxi said: "These women all hope to get pregnant in the shortest possible time." Juanzhi had to digest this formula carefully so that it could be integrated. She said in surprise, "You mean that this clinic specializes in treating infertility, and you are a lucky success case. They are still waiting." "A great writer is a great writer after all." Ruoxi smiled. "Ruoxi, no wonder you said it was not a coincidence." "I have been running this clinic for three years, and I have suffered so much." Ruoxi sighed. "God, I thought you had a spring breeze once, and the beaded tire was dark." Mo Ruoqian laughed so hard that she shed tears, this is Tang Juanzhi's ability. Junzhi saw a cartoon poster hanging on the wall, with many naked and beautiful babies swimming in a test tube. Jun Zhi immediately kept silent, she didn't have the courage to ask Mo Ruoxi if her fetus was brewed in the culture medium. Junzhi became stuttering. "Are you in a hurry with me?" "Oh, oh, oh, yes, I thought of a theme." "I know you live up to what you entrusted." Mo Luoxi was delighted. "Perhaps you will object." "What's the magic formula this time?" "A recipe for child abuse." Mo Ruoxi laughed again, "It can be seen that there must be readers. I can't help but laugh. This is clearly the dream of a childless person. Child abuse? Mother abuse is true." "Then I'll start writing tomorrow." "How are you going to abuse them?" Junzhi was elated, "First of all, when you can speak, you have to say YESMADAM when dealing with adults. When talking to your mother, you have to say YESYOURMAJESTY and kiss the back of your mother's hand." The tone was full of longing. Mo Ruoqian looked up to the sky and sighed, "Junzhi, you can win every battle if you know your enemy and your confidant. You don't know anything about children." "Who said that, I never criticize and discriminate against people and things I don't know." "You have to do your homework well, collect information well, and study new life well, otherwise, readers will make fun of you." Jun Zhi was not convinced, "I already know them well." Ruoxi patted her on the shoulder, "Believe me, you are very ignorant." "Hey—" Junzhi protested. At this time, a young lady came out from the inner room and suddenly covered her face and burst into tears. Juanzhi was taken aback, but the rest of the waiting patients looked at him understandingly and sympathetically. The nurse went to support and comfort the young woman. "What's the matter?" Mo Ruoxi hurriedly asked. Another nurse replied in a low voice: "The report came out, both fallopian tubes are blocked." Mo Ruoxi said, "Eggs can be retrieved surgically for in vitro fertilization." Her tone sounded like an expert. "The situation is much more complicated." "It's not hopeless, I'll talk to her." Without explaining it, and regardless of the birth of Zhang Reli, Ruoxi went over and put her arms around the young woman, whispering in her ear. Juanzhi was dumbfounded. Before that, she had no idea that there were such a small group of like-minded women in the world. It seems that to really understand the relationship between mother and child, it has to start before the little life is formed. The city is crowded with people, and the downtown is so crowded that they trample on each other. When they go north to Shenzhou, there are another 1.1 billion people. They only worry about birth control, but they don't worry about giving birth. This is the first time Junzhi knows that there are women who are so eager for children. It really opened her eyes really hard. The young woman's crying gradually stopped. Ruoxi sent her out of the clinic and returned to Juanzhi. Seeing how Juanzhi's jaws couldn't close together, she sneered lightly and said, "By chance?" Junzhi was puzzled, "Why, why do you have to do it yourself, why can't you be young and young?" Ruoxi seized the opportunity, "Because there are so many child abusers." Juan Zhi was upset, the nurse sang loudly: "Mo Ruoxi." "It's my turn, Junzhi, you come in too." "Old Mo, you should ask your husband to accompany you," Junzhi said, "This is not the time to pretend to be strong and independent. It's not fair to him to leave him alone and not let them participate, as if he has nothing to do with them." .” "Half a bottle of vinegar, an empty bottle resounds loudly." Junzhi followed Lao Mo to see the doctor. The clinic is always cold and quiet, with a smell of disinfectant, and all kinds of equipment seem to be more advanced than my sister's pregnancy. When Lao Mo lay down, Jun Zhi knew that she was going to do an ultrasound sketch. Take pictures at such a young age? Lao Mo answered her doubts: "In seven weeks, you can see the embryo on the screen: a bean with a diameter of seven meters." Junzhi remained silent. The doctor came and took out the tools. Juan Zhi stared at the screen, the beginning was a little blurry, and after a few seconds, she saw a shadow and couldn't help but let out a low breath. It was clearly a small person, small, only five It is centimeters long, but he can clearly distinguish the fat head, fat belly, and curled short legs. Suddenly, he became impatient, as if he knew that doctors and adults were peeping at him, and waved his arms left and right. Mo Ruoxi and the doctor laughed heartily. Junzhi was in awe and shocked, covering the screen, unable to make a sound. She took a sketch with Cuizhi, and the screen was completely blurred. Except for doctors, no one else could understand the pattern, so she didn't feel it. Today's experience scared her. At this time, the doctor said: "The bright part is his heart, and the dark part is his stomach. The heartbeat is normal." Junzhi couldn't help asking: "How old is he?" "Computer calculations are eleven weeks and three days." "What's that little circle that connects his little body?" "It's the yolk sac that provides nutrition." At this time, Lao Mo said: "Junzhi, you should go buy a stack of reference books." "Does he know we're watching him?" The doctor replied, "He doesn't know." "Is he a boy or a girl?" "It's still unknown at this stage." Junzhi panted. The doctor took a look at her. "It's amazing, isn't it?" Junzhi nodded hastily. Unexpectedly, the doctor didn't mean the wonder of life, but said: "This instrument is really wonderful." He was not wrong either. Jun Zhi has already suffered from the shock and is a little dizzy. After the diagnosis and treatment, Lao Mo went to the registration office to pay the consultation fee, took the Polaroid photo from the office, and handed it to Junzhi, "I will keep it for you as a souvenir." It was the photo of the little life. Jun Zhi put it into the handbag solemnly, his eyes were red with emotion. Lao Mo added more weight: "Don't hate them anymore." Juan Zhi murmured, "I always thought they would squirm occasionally, just like amoebas. I didn't expect them to know how to use their limbs to express their feelings." "That's why the wise Chinese add an extra year to human beings." Junzhi nodded like pounding garlic. The street was full of sunshine, Juanzhi accompanied Lao Mo to quit the publishing house, and said goodbye to Yiyi, "Take care of yourself." "You abuse the child quickly, and submit the manuscript quickly." Jun Zhi immediately ran to the bookstore and bought a stack of reference books: New Life, Pregnancy and Childbirth, Pregnancy to Three Years Old, Babies to Children... Equal emphasis was placed on Chinese and English, and she spared no effort to carry them back home. When you enter the door, you hear the phone ring. Cuizhi asked: "Did you look for me last night?" "Oh yes. Forget it." Junzhi sat down. "What is it?" "Cuizhi, I dreamed of my mother again." Junzhi hesitated to speak. Cuizhi was silent for a while, and then said, "It's impossible for you to remember what your mother looks like." "I've seen her photos, and I'm impressed." In all the photos, there are only mother and eldest sister and second sister, but Junzhi is not there. "I knew I wouldn't show it to you." "I always have the right to ask to see a picture of my mother." "Junzhi, your mother's death has nothing to do with you at all, so why should you worry about it for decades." "I can never let go." "If this continues, you need to see a psychiatrist." Junzhi remained silent. "Have you talked to Yi Peichong?" "He doesn't need to know." "You are good friends." "We are just wine and meat friends, my worries are purely my own." "It's not fair to Pei Chong to say that. We can all see that he is sincere to you." "Of course," Junzhi smiled, "the weather is beautiful and I am so healthy and lively, so naturally everyone is really happy with me, so why should I be foolish enough to try and test people's sincerity." "Junzhi, you should have confidence in Peichong." Junzhi just laughed. "I made an appointment with Xiaozhi to go out to sea by boat on weekends, so you can come with me." "Oh, thank you, thank you, five hozen spirits gathered together, I dare not show up even if I eat the guts of a leopard." "At two o'clock on Saturday afternoon, Queen's Wharf, come with Yi Pei-chong." Jun Zhi also spent family day with them. The whole process made her feel that life was meaningless. From the moment she went out, Juanzhi felt that the atmosphere was like an escape drill, only there was no siren. The sisters ordered the housekeeping assistants to carry all kinds of food and change clothes, and set off with the children in a mighty manner. The brothers-in-law followed haggardly. The boys and girls of the two families had their own difficulties. One of them always had to go to the bathroom, and the other If a shoe is lost, whoever must have a stomach upset, otherwise, they will fight over candy and fight. After finally pushing them into the carriage, Juanzhi's temples were throbbing and throbbing, coupled with the shouting from her sisters and the begging from her husbands, Juanzhi felt that it was a blessing not to get married and not have children. There is no happy time on the boat, and I have to be busy serving the young master and lady to put on their swimsuits and go into the water. After finally waiting for the five little devil kings to put on their life jackets and jump into the blue sea for a swim, Juanzhi ran to ask the captain, "Can you drive the boat away immediately?" Enough is enough. Completely lost self, alive is not alive. Junzhi opened her drawing paper, and made a draft in the form of a cartoon. In the picture, she was staring at the stars, begging the captain to start the engine and send her back to the pier. Those children all had hideous faces and horns on their heads. This is not a recipe for child abuse, but a way to save yourself after being abused. Junzhi poured out the champagne, took a sip, and lay down. It is exactly: sleep when you like, sleep when you like, wake up when you like.Life is precious, but love is more expensive. If it is free, you can throw away both. In the severe cold winter night, she dreamed at midnight, and she was sleepy in the electric blanket. She also tried to be woken up by the night cry, and she was so frightened that she shivered and pressed the pillow to her head, and continued to search for dreams. Seeing the painstaking efforts of her sisters, she sneered at Ri: "I might as well set my goal to win the Nobel Prize in Literature within ten years." Today, her heart is softer. Take out the Polaroid photo, put it on the desk, and say to the embryo: "Grow up quickly, be born safely, be obedient, and become your mother's joy," stop for a while.Then he said, "Otherwise, Auntie won't let you go." She put the picture in a small frame. When this boy or girl grows up, show him and laugh at him, he must be embarrassed, not only watching him grow up, Just watched him take shape. Lao Mo has liked children for a long time. Maternal genetic factors will kick in at a certain time, when we go shopping with her, we will pass the children's clothing department, and she will stop, stare at the little clothes, and giggle, Juan Zhi looks at the price, "It's ridiculous, even if you are reborn in the Windsor family, you may not be able to afford it. "All four digits. But Mo Ruoxi is still reluctant to part with careful observation, as expected until today. A happy married life is also a very important reason. Lao Mo and her husband are truly respectful to each other. They are very independent financially and spiritually. . But not having children is not necessarily a pity. You can retire early and travel around the world on a luxury cruise ship or the Orient Express. Junzhi sighed and opened a treasure house of knowledge. "... about three days after the egg is fertilized, this new cell that travels down the fallopian tube keeps dividing into a morula, and after three or four days it floats into the uterus, where it keeps dividing until it has about a hundred cells The hollow cell clusters in the body are called blastocysts, which are supported by the uterine milk secreted by the uterine glands." Junzhi sighed, because she didn't have friends who like to speak foul language and write pornographic novels, it was the first time for her to come into contact with many terms of physical hygiene. It turns out that's how we grew up. She bowed her head and read: "After seven or eight days, the blastocyst is attached to the uterine wall, and the trophoblast outside the blastocyst begins to invade the myometrium and become a cord-like tissue, which fixes the blastocyst on the uterine wall. This trophoblast, It will later develop into a placenta." Junzhi looked up in a daze. Yi Peichong called and asked: "What are you doing, sleeping late?" "I'm delving into the mysteries of life." "The secret of life is to have fun." Then there is no need to read these books, she closed the thick album with a bang "After get off work, I'll pick you up to go swimming." "I want to write." "Tomorrow is still too late." "I'll prepare right away." Is it possible to be happy like this with only three or five best-selling books?No wonder, three hundred copies are not enough. Tang Pianzhi can enjoy life in this way because her father has some legacy to her. Tang's father called the three sisters together before he was alive to learn a lesson: "Each person has an apartment, some cash, and splits equally, but the third younger sister is more pitiful. The third younger sister has never seen her mother, so leave all her private savings to her." , do you have any objections?" Junzhi has two good sisters, and she has no objection. She is quite wealthy. If a person wants to live comfortably, first of all, he must be willing to live a comfortable life, let go of his arms, and have no desires or desires.Secondly, it depends on whether the environment permits, and it does not need to be rich and powerful.As long as you have a little money on hand, you can enjoy yourself leisurely. Junzhi fully meets this condition. She has very low material requirements, and she has a calm temper. She doesn't like to compare herself with others, and she is basically a happy person. Many people are troubled by wealth, but she is a wise person, and she can only live comfortably with a small fortune. Immediately Yi Peichong took her to a private club to swim her, Junzhi changed into a swimsuit and swam ten ponds straight away. Yi Peichong stared at his girlfriend, hesitating to propose to her this night, hoping that the night sky will be bright with stars and add to the atmosphere. The relationship between them is neither vigorous nor unforgettable, but it has always been warm and soft. If you can't hear each other's voice for half a day, you will worry about it. He is never willing to let her down, get angry, and she never plays games with flower guns. All in all, Yi Peichong believes that this kind of mutual respect is the most qualified and promising to develop into a couple. Too many people misunderstand that the love that makes the other party sad and tears is the real love, and the mentality is too strange. Yi Peichong's idea is just the opposite. He stretched out his hand to pull Juanzhi up from the pool, and put a big towel on her shoulders. "I'm not cold." "There are two disciples with burning eyes over there." Jun Zhi couldn't help laughing, "Those two children together are no more than forty years old." "Have you heard of all trees are soldiers?" Junzhi smiled. "I'm going to change clothes, you find grid to eat." Peichong ordered an open-air candlelight grid for two people. Juan Zhi smiled, depending on the situation, he had something to say. After three rounds of champagne, Yi Peichong said, "Junzhi, to be serious, we should get married too." He raised his head, and just saw purple clouds floating over the moon, without starlight, maybe this is not a good time to propose marriage day. Juanzhi remained silent, which was expected by Peichong. She is not a demanding person. After thinking about it, she said, "Peichong, we are in love, and we have no reason to get married." Peichong let out a strange cry, coming, and Junzhi's anti-logic theory was brought out again. "There is no one else in my heart except you," Mazhi continued with a sigh, "I am fascinated by you, and I am never tired of you. At this moment, you still stimulate me, and I can come to kiss you at any time. In my dream last night, I dance with you close, you make me swoon." When others heard this, they didn't know what to do, and thought it was Tang Juanzhi who proposed to Yi Peichong. 8 "Such a wonderful relationship," Junzhi held his hand, "do you have the heart to destroy it, why bother talking about marriage." Pei Chong felt that he was no match for Juan Zhi, so he yelled miserably to cover up the danger. Worse things came. The dark cloud that covered the starlight suddenly sprinkled down raindrops.