I never felt that I was a poor student, but the facts have proved that people's subjective consciousness cannot change the objective existence, and this terrible fact is that I still haven't passed the fourth grade.I know if I don't get through this time next year I'm really screwed, I'm going to be really screwed.The leaves kept falling under the tree and I was very sad just looking at it, thinking about a big man being sad about this shit makes me feel sick. When will this life end?When I stood on the empty lawn of the school watching the sunset, I thought of Uncle Lu Xun's famous words in a trance.I remember that when I was in middle school, I used to memorize his articles, long paragraphs.But there were not many exams, so I stopped memorizing them later.If I knew it, I would have to memorize it even if I didn’t take the exam, wouldn’t I be too stupid?But teachers like stupid students, so my teacher's evaluation of me when I graduated was just two words: surly.This is the most cultured word I think he has used in three years.I remember a girl at my desk rolled her eyes like she was about to die every time she recited Lu Xun, but every time she came back to her senses in a very leisurely way, it made me very nervous beside her for fear that she would faint. Carry her to the infirmary.

My name is Gu Xiaobei, and my friends call me FOX. I live in Shanghai, the most prosperous and eccentric city in China, but I live like a primitive person. I work at sunrise and rest at sunset, sometimes I don’t even sleep at sunrise. By the way, I comfort the teacher, don't live too leisurely. I read foreign languages ​​when I was studying high mathematics, watched computers when I was studying foreign languages, and slept while using computers.Because my computer teacher is a genius. Although my computer knowledge is POOR to the extreme, he just has a way to make the class more POOR.And the worst thing about him is that he rolls his name once in class and has to roll his name again after class.But just like the third subject of English textbooks, It changes nothing.I once saw a boy lower his head and yell seven times "here", three of which were for girls with a high-pitched voice.I really wanted to pass out.

My university relied on the support of the government to build the school like a royal garden. A friend of mine from F University was stunned at the door when he came to look for it. When I appeared in front of him, he patted me on the shoulder and said, boy, your school is really good. Like Yingde College in Meteor Garden, then he hooked my shoulder and drooled and said, I don’t know if there is F4? I glared at him, and then told him, yes, there are many dormitories, and all four high-level students fail, F4. My school is in the suburbs, so the tall and magnificent white buildings in the school stand out from the surrounding low gray buildings.This so-called largest university in Shanghai is indeed ridiculously large. The last four stops of the bus are the four gates of my school.North, south, east and west.I poetically call it Qinglong Baihu Xuanwu Suzaku.It looks like the ancient city of Xi'an.But the disgusting thing is that I am not from the Department of Chinese or History, I am a film and television project engaged in engineering.What I'm trying to figure out is advanced math and optoelectronic physics, audio video, camera editing, animation special effects and post-production.One of the most important reasons for my survival is to stay in this major, and one day I may become the new Wong Kar Wai, because after all, only my current university in Shanghai has my major, and after I entered this college Wang Jiawei came to give a lecture that was said to be very exciting and stream-of-consciousness before.I am always confused about the latter adjective.About how a speech can behave like a stream of consciousness used to be a question that puzzled me for a year in my freshman year.

The dean of our college is the lovely old man who has influenced a whole generation in China. We call him Dao Xie affectionately, but we must obediently respect him in front of the teacher. Thank you Dean.In the first week of our school, Director Xie gave a report on studying hard and making progress every day in the most luxurious lecture hall in the most luxurious J building of our school.I listened very attentively and took notes - because my counselor caught me and asked me to take meeting minutes. Needless to say, the threat was that the lure was that I could add credits, so I generously agreed, I am very good at business .At the end of the report, we watched Director Xie's classic film "The Opium War". I only remember the rumbling of the cannons. I think the audio equipment here is really good.

Around my school, there is only one road out of the north gate worth visiting, so every night it is crowded with couples wandering out of the school. Those boys always look for opportunities to take off their clothes to wrap around the girls they just got. My friend, with a fierce look in his eyes while wrapping it up, he said with ulterior motives, be careful not to freeze.After speaking, he laughed like an idiot, so stupid that he gave me stomach cramps. I was very disdainful, but Ah K was very moved, she always said with a look of intoxication, look at how considerate the boys are, but then you will know why you can't find a girlfriend.I always walked forward with a look of disdain, put my hands in my trouser pockets and said without looking back: Girls nowadays just have no brains, and they still count the money and add goods when they are sold.

But I was so disdainful that I even annoyed myself, because it seemed that I really didn't have a girlfriend. I asked Ah K, if I am particularly ugly, you don't have to give me face and just say that I can hold on. Ah K said, no, your eyes are not very big but they are sunken, so you look very energetic, your nose is high and straight, and your lips have a special arc when you smile, and you look very evil. There are a lot of children and girls I just like this smile. Is that because I'm too rough? Compared to girls, yes, but compared to other boys, you can be regarded as having a cleanliness and it is quite serious.

Is it because I am not here? Go to Longhua Temple to ask for a signature, the more you ask, the more outrageous it becomes.Ah K rolled his eyes fiercely at me. I think about it too, this question is pretty silly, so I stopped asking, and comforted myself that a life alone is pretty good, didn’t Zhu Deyong say that now two people are the most out and one is the most in? My acquaintance with Ah K is like any bad soap opera.It was when I was in my freshman year that I met her like a ghost on a Monday morning that I hated so much. The special thing about Monday is that there is a flag-raising ceremony, a morning jog, and the first lecture on new social theory. Monday under the triple insurance is absolutely inescapable.In a semi-conscious state, I groped to the lecture hall on the J floor and found a seat on the edge of the first three rows. I saw a piece of toilet paper on the table and wiped it.Later Ah K came over and told me that this seat was occupied by her, and the evidence was the piece of toilet paper, which she put there in the morning to show that someone was there.

So I sat on the aisle steps and listened to the report, taking notes as I listened.When the wait was over I stood up and my foot was numb like a post-surgery overdose.Half of the reason why I gave up my seat was because I had no evidence to prove that she didn’t put the piece of paper, and the other half was because that day K was unkempt, his face was swollen and his eyes were puffy. I know that people are very angry in this situation, and I dare not continue arguing with her for fear that she will kill me.The rabbit is in a hurry and bites people, not to mention the person in front of him is definitely much more dangerous than the rabbit.

Because Ah K felt that my behavior was very gentlemanly that day, she decided to treat me to dinner. The next day Ah K ordered a large table of dishes, and I ate very hard because it was my meal card.When Ah K ordered the food, he suddenly found that she didn't bring her wallet.I tried very hard to see her expression and portrayed the department. In the end, I still couldn't tell the authenticity of her "sudden discovery", so I had to admit that I was unlucky and took out my meal card and looked distressed at the aunt in the cafeteria. Lost my meal money for nearly a week.

The only consoling thing that day was that the appearance of Ah K in front of me could be said to be heaven and earth compared to the last time, girls still have to dress up.Suddenly I remembered what Zhu Deyong said, no woman is bold enough not to wear makeup, and for men, no man is bold enough to let his woman not wear makeup. Zhu Deyong is the great wise man of the city. It’s just that when my modern literature teacher knew that I was watching Zhu Deyong, he was very sad and said how my aesthetic taste was so low-level. I know that in his eyes I am a complete poor student.