Chapter 5 Part 1: How We Once Learned About Love's Attempted Murder

Part 1: How We Once Learned About Love's Attempted Murder My good friend is a little girl with a whiny voice, who says I want to pick you up all day long, but her major is quite serious classical philology.She reads a lot of old thread-bound books every day, while all I read are brand new computer programming books.We exchange professional knowledge occasionally, and we all feel that the other party is knowledgeable and incredible. "Heavenly plague, people eat each other", there are always unfinished things behind the history books, so I thought she was a very insightful woman.A Fei, you are so stupid, she said, I will not like boys who don't like me.She has never looked down upon my sweetheart. Ever since she saw a shadowy photo of Xiaolong, she called him "your pig butcher" unceremoniously.I had to remind her that, first, Xiaolong is not a pig butcher; second, he is not mine.

We once had an important exchange on the topic of "sexiness".Once I secretly asked her: Do you think I'm sexy? She asked: What is sexy? I say it cautiously: sexy means a lot of meat. Without thinking: You are not sexy. Xiaolong said I was sexy.I comfort myself. She said loudly: "Who is Xiaolong?"He lied to you. So, sharing a room with such a woman is easy to keep a clear head. During the lunch break, the girls are in the dorm watching my "Sensual World".Nagisa Oshima.I like that woman named Ah Ding.At first she looked like an ordinary woman, but she gradually became unbelievably flirtatious.There are three things I like about her face: innocence, sensuality and determination.

You shouldn't be watching this!I scold them. why not? Not suitable for little girls. We've matured, they showed off in unison. you?I sniffed that mature girls should live with their boyfriends, especially female graduate students.If everyone lived with their boyfriends, there would not be so many people crowded together, the world would be a lot better, and environmental problems would be solved.According to exact statistics, if female graduate students always live together, endocrine disorders will occur after one year, and 70% of them will even be sexually depressed. At night, they will use Mandarin, English, and dialects to talk sad dreams, supplemented by sighs.

There is a fifth girl in our house, she is very fat and clean.The obese older girl couldn't help interjecting: In fact, you don't have to use such cohabitation theory to accuse Sang and scold Huai... I ran away because I was very afraid of her. The fat girl's name is Chunhua.Spring is the most beautiful season in the world, and flowers are the most beautiful things in the world, so Chunhua is actually a woman worthy of attention.She always wanted to be a class cadre, but she couldn't do it anyway, so she responded with unusual anger to all cadres.For some reason, she also hated Lin Huiyin very much. Although he had been dead for many years, she still did not give up her moral crusade against her.She is twenty-nine years old this year, but she still often practices "Girls' Beauty and Beauty".She likes to speak in a drawn-out tone, and she likes to drag her feet on the ground when she walks. She thinks that is elegant.Every day she gets up very early and makes all kinds of noises in the house: opening drawers, dragging stools, pulling curtains, opening cabinets, dragging boxes, rubbing plastic bags, pulling zippers, even rubbing against rough skin, breathing and sighing loudly, all the time. When it woke everyone up, she would read "Lu Xun's Diary" with her back turned to us without moving.If anyone dared to talk loudly in the house, she played the same church music in silence.The gloomy female voice chorus mixed with the screaming violin rushed out from the small speakers of the old single player, always those few menacing monotonous phrases, full of inexplicable hostility and anger.

Chunhua is always tense.She is full of wariness towards this world. When walking, she takes every step carefully and holds her breath, as if there are many people driving chariots ready to attack her heavily guarded fortress at any time.The frightened snail immediately retracted into its shell, and Chunhua was always worrying about whether her shell was warm and strong enough.She has a shrewd thin face, and her breasts are not well developed, but her lower body is huge and has no roundness.She is often worried about being raped, but she wears very little in the house, showing the look of a weak woman.She looks at various biographies of famous people, trying to draw lessons from them.As a result, after seeing too much fragility of the human heart, she was completely disappointed in the world, so she talked in her sleep every night, arguing with people seriously, word by word, in a long, resentful, bleak, and sharp tone.When she is not resting or relaxing, she is always ready to jump up and fight back the insults and injuries to her.It made us both afraid and guilty about her - but no one wants to feel guilty for years, so I'm going to kill her.

I thought and thought, and finally came up with a careful plan.The first step is to put up posters everywhere in the name of the fat girl Chunhua, saying that there will be a first-class rock band performing in a certain gymnasium; the second step is to gather those rock bands in a certain gymnasium, and sell tickets to Audience, 40 yuan a piece, the level of Cui Jian's performance; the third step, tricked the fat girl to a certain gymnasium, and began to perform.As a result, everyone saw that the first band was metal rap, the second band was still metal rap, and the last band was still metal rap.The audience finally couldn't take it anymore and yelled, kill Chunhua, kill Chunhua.At this time, I happened to be pushing a cart of bricks to sell at the door.Just like that, Chunhua, a fat girl, was beaten to death by a brick.

In fact, this is a deliberate murder, but no one will suspect me, because I always look so innocent, so pure. However, before I had time to implement my plan, Chunhua called 110 and called the police, saying that someone was going to murder her.As a result, the police car really drove into the female graduate student building—this was the first case of a police car driving into the female graduate student building of T University since the founding of the People's Republic of China.Seven burly men rushed in and took me away.They interrogated me for two hours at the police station, and in the end they had to release me because my weight was significantly different from Chunhua's and there was insufficient evidence.From the beginning to the end, Chunhua sat in the dormitory, concentrating on studying "Lu Xun's Diary", as quiet as a virgin, moving like a rabbit.

After the lights were turned off at night, I asked the girls in the room to guess riddles: From a distance, it looks like a straw hat, but from a close look, it looks like gloves. If you look closely, it's both a straw hat and a glove. Everyone laughed heartlessly, including the fat girl. On the second day, the fat girl wrote a 10,000-word material like preparing a dissertation, complaining how the rock singer humiliated her, beat her, threatened her, and plotted to kill her.This detailed and well-documented material was submitted to the class, department, and school office, and it was posted everywhere on the BBS of T University.She called her family, classmates, and mentors non-stop, repeating this hypothetical fact.As a result, someone soon came to investigate.