Chapter 7 4. Is there an inherent genius?

Jiang Rizhao thought that Xia Jinluo was a genius appointed by experts. Jiang Rizhao was the last person in the class who knew that the expert was coming. He learned about it from the teacher.From the moment the teacher announced, he sat motionless in the classroom, designing lines with his eyes closed without saying a word.This is a serious and easy job for him, and the main obstacle to his thinking is the following sentences bursting out in his mind from time to time: "I finally waited for this day! I finally waited for this day!" The secondary obstacle to thinking is that he fantasizes about his experience after being selected from time to time: "Actually, I just want to be myself! But if I can be selected by being myself, it will be difficult for you to be yourself."

When he opened his eyes, he saw two experts going upstairs.And there was a girl between the two experts, and they chatted happily.Jiang Rizhao was not a person who would have evil thoughts when he saw a middle-aged man and a girl walking happily together, but at this time, he cursed in his heart as much as any shallow and vicious woman. The person who is approached by an expert without avoiding suspicion at such a special moment is undoubtedly the default, the default genius, damn it! He lowered his head after seeing the girl's face clearly.Because of the short focal length, my life suddenly changed from a clear real image to a blurred virtual image, and the world turned gray and unpredictable. Only the "concave" shape formed by two experts and a girl walking slowly is real. In existence, Jiang Rizhao himself is at best a little star twinkling in the night, not a real entity.The two girls sitting behind him were discussing the upcoming experts, and one of the girls asked, "What do you think I should say then?"

"I don't know what to say or say." "Oh, you must have thought about it, why didn't you tell me." As she said that, one girl shook the other's shoulder desperately, and that girl got angry, pushed her hand away, and said, "Is it annoying, you don't know what others want to ask, how do you know what to ask?" What are you talking about, crazy." The girl lowered her head sadly, was so wronged that she was about to cry, and said, "I can't do it just by asking." Jiang Rizhao looked at her reddened eye circles, and didn't feel any distress at all.Just because two people came to the school, the students panicked like ants before the rainstorm, and even started fighting and arguing.And Jiang Rizhao himself is one of the classmates, which makes Jiang Rizhao feel that he is as small as them, and a little spark in other people's world can burn their world to nothing.

I'm sorry to say, but the most important part—that is, the plot of psychological question-and-answer Jiang Rizhao has completely forgotten. He almost forgot while experiencing it, just like a person with a dislocated jaw eating, but all the food leaks out of his mouth Dropped on the floor.He guessed it was because he wanted to remember every link, even the smell and color of the air, but he didn't remember anything. He only remembered how he felt, specifically, the feeling in his crotch.His sweat was coming almost entirely from his scorching belly—he pulled back his T-shirt as soon as the test was over to see if he had miraculously grown a field of abs—and the dimpled waistline above his butt. Yes, sweat was dripping from his panties and into his cheap, non-absorbent socks.

He still remembers that he kept angrily asking for tissues from people in front, back, left, and right, and rushed to the toilet as soon as his question and answer was over, not paying attention to watching other people's performances. Fortunately, he brought his own notepad at the time, and he wrote down everything he experienced at that time.He can only retrieve a little bit of his own memory based on the few words recorded above. "Podium" - Oh!By the way, experts sit on the podium and ask others questions, and they still have paper and pen in their hands. "Queuing up" - 56 students lined up in two teams, and some students complained: "Fuck! I only heard that you have to queue up to interview others, but I haven't heard that you have to queue up to be interviewed." Everyone likes to be called by the younger expert Ask questions, because the older one's nose hair sticks out when he talks.

"Ideal" - there is no secrecy at all!Jiang Rizhao stood at the last one, and he could hear the question asked by the experts: "What is your ideal?" Jiang Rizhao thought that the experts would change the question, but he didn't expect that they really only had this one question.Seeing the people who are the first in line can still laugh! "Vulgar" - most of the answers are serious, or say with a dead face: "My ideal is to be a genius." "More vulgar" - there are still people who say kindly: "My ideal is to be a people's teacher."

"Eat" - a fat girl tilted her head and said: "My dream is that someone says to me: 'You stay here and I'll get you something to eat.' I think my dream That's it." Then he nodded emphatically, and stood up. "Love" - ​​a girl who looks very honest tilted her head and said: "My biggest dream is to have someone like me. At first he was a sunny boy, and later he became a man wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a suit. He still likes me, always likes me and will never change his mind." The boy behind her said: "My dream is to get married one day." The two of them can make a couple at the class reunion 20 years later.

"Insidious bastard" - Jiang Rizhao's only friend is the most prominent today. When an expert asked him what his ideal is, he replied: "Probably enlightened." The expert asked curiously: "Like God Erlang opened the eyes of the sky?" He lowered his head, everyone thought he had pleaded guilty, but the people behind him had already started pushing him, so he suddenly raised his head, squinted his eyes and looked up into the distance, retorting softly: "No, having wisdom." Experts suddenly realized: "You mean your ideal is to be a philosopher?"

He gave the expert a wink, meaning "unspeakable," and added: "Be a person who takes the development of wisdom as his life goal and way of life." He took a deep breath, looked up at the top of the blackboard, and strategized, "Using coercive or non-coercive means to unify mankind." Basically, the boy's answer to him was a burst of scolding.Don’t you know who he is? His most genius move was to tell his female classmates the joke of “Ants have dicks with faces, and elephants have dicks with faces.” Later, it was revealed that the joke was not even him. I made it up myself.

This time, he got the news in advance and recited it at home, but in fact he is still a rotten person in essence.Jiang Rizhao kicked the corner of the table hard after he left. Someone in the team sighed in his hometown dialect: "Life is so cruel." Jiang Rizhao was very touched. "My answer"—the strange thing is, apart from remembering that when he opened his mouth to answer the question, a drop of sweat hit his feet heavily in his trousers, what did Jiang Rizhao say, he... Can't get up.