Chapter 6 Chapter 5 "Japanese Soup"

Zhang Bao tried an office romance last week, and I decided to meet with CSR. "Don't be stupid," Zhang Bao advised me. "Without the mystery, she's just another girl." "I want to prove to you that it's not the mystery that I fell in love with, but her optimism. I'm tired of layers The girl in the mist. You show love to her and she pretends to be mean. After you give up, she starts to cling. When you are in love, you say you are my wife. When you break up, you say that I thought we were just playing. CSR is straightforward and does not play tricks. Loving her is relatively simple. You There is no need to interpret the meaning of her every sentence." "What about Taiwanese Mandarin?" Yes, Taiwanese Mandarin, my old love.I don't have the answers, and I don't know when to ask her out for a breakup dinner.Like all naive men, one relationship doesn't know how to end, so they find another one to make up for it.

I have an appointment with CSR at the Italian restaurant at 7pm.I arrived on time and a waitress was standing at our reserved table arranging the cutlery.With her back to me, I sat down and ordered: "Give me a glass of orange juice." "Orange juice? You ordered the same as me!" Hearing the voice, I looked up in surprise. She turned her head: "Hi! You're here..." It's CSR. "Are you okay?" She asked, "Why are you pale?" "I..." You, how long have you not fallen in love at first sight, speechless experience?The last time was in the sophomore year of high school, on the day of Zhongshan Girls' High School celebration.You walk backwards and hit her with your back.You turn your head and start cursing, she squats down to pick up the handout folder.She lifts her head and smiles at you, her smile extending to the ends of her hair.Your eyes light up and you feel alive for the first time.You pass by, and she and her classmates glance back at you.You opened your mouth wide, trying to stop her but couldn't speak.They turn the corner and you see the fur fluttering from the edge of her bag.You stand where you are, paralyzed and pissing in your pants.You memorize her student number and ask a friend for her name.Friends said that her surname was Gao, and she had filmed facial soap commercials.You write to her and invite her out for a chat.She said I remember you, how about the 60,000-year-old Ice Palace?You're wearing a new uniform, and you're folding your cap.She didn't come, and disappointment was as sharp as a scalpel.

Later, when you grow up, several failed relationships make you ruthless.When the flowers bloom, they should be pulled out, and ethics and morality often take a leave of absence.After getting an MBA, I started to use marketing techniques when I was in love.The ads are exaggerated and the words used are false.You must send them home on the night you met them, and make the first phone call three days later.Two weeks later you started sending flowers, with the attached card signed Your Love. She called and asked what you were doing, and you said of course I missed you.You speak flirtatiously in a natural way and don't scare her when you approach her.You pick up all her hints instantly and always know when to make the next move.

You were a pro at the love game until you met CSR tonight. She sat down across from me and I was speechless with excitement.Suddenly I went back to my sophomore year in high school, and my whole body went numb when the girl laughed. CSR said: "Their tableware is not arranged correctly, I couldn't help getting up and correcting it." "Dinner..." I picked up the fork and swiped the ice water on the table.The ice cube fell to my crotch, and I was still looking at her face without moving.She came over and wiped it for me, and I jumped up and knocked over the chair. "Am I that ugly?" "No!" I yelled, and the other customers in the restaurant turned to look at me.

"Are you hypoxic?" She came over and pulled my tie away, "I learned first aid in China Airlines before." I immediately dodged and knocked down the child at the next table.The baby started crying and I handed him the bread that was on our table. "What the hell did you do?" She opened her eyes wide, pretending to be scared, "Too bad, you are not the kind of pervert who goes to work during the day and kills flight attendants at night?" "I..." "Oh," she sat down, "It's all here, and I have to eat enough before being killed." I nodded stupidly.

We sat down, and she yelled, "Ten past seven, I'm starving, don't make appointments so late, okay?" The waiter handed me the menu, and I was still shaking. "I'd like a steak," steak?She is the only beauty in Taipei who is not losing weight. "Medium rare," she said as she picked up the red wine, "I like the feeling of blood." She shook the napkin vigorously, and I woke up. "How about you, sir?" the waiter asked me. "Sir!" "I..." I glanced at CSR and made a hoarse voice, "Miss, you-you-your dish-dish-the "Japanese thick soup" on the menu is-is- —Is it just miso soup?” “Sir, we are an Italian restaurant, that’s “Today’s Soup”, not “Japanese Soup”.” CSR and the waiter laughed at the same time, and the child who was scared to cry by me just burst into laughter Milk.

Where is my cool?What about my whole dinner date strategy?How carefully did I arrive early and observe the direction of the women's restroom?I tipped the head waiter beforehand, and asked him to pretend that I was an important customer?What about the cleverness of me praising her shoes when she comes in?I looked at the waiter's nameplate and called her Jenny, where is the elegance of not ordering a la carte?What about my trick of saying "I want red wine and my" wife "wants white wine"?What about the tease that I "accidentally" touched her leg under the table?What about my agility to pull her chair when she gets up to go to the bathroom?What about the slow motion of me pulling out my gold card while paying the bill?How about the confidence I put on her coat when I left, and walked out with my arms around her waist?What about my record of hitting every shot and perfect match?

What power makes love players order Japanese soup in Italian restaurants? "love.com" Last week I met with CSR, Zhang Bao disappeared for 5 days. "I went to meet a woman I met on the Internet," Zhang Bao said. "Women you met on the Internet?" "There are so many matchmaking sites out there now that you can easily meet the right girl." "That's a kid's game. We are in our 30s, how can we go to court on the website?" "Why are your views so rigid? There are many single men and women of our age on the matching website. They were as unrealistic as you, and they insisted that two people must know each other naturally. Only then did they see the reality clearly. The standard is slowly lowering. The way of making friends has become very flexible, and it no longer excludes blind dates or very male and female. It is extremely efficient to find a mate online, and you can quickly filter height, weight and age. I usually only look for women with a master’s degree or above. 163 to 167. At least 33D from 27 to 30 years old. If she is over 32 years old, she must have a large amount of savings. She is preferably a manager of a financial institution, but I can be wronged if she is a commissioner or above. ignore."

"Oh my God, the Internet has completely exposed your superficiality and snobbery!" "Of course I'm not pursuing a platonic love. I have a friend who has been pursuing a soul mate all his life. Now at the age of 57, the only thing that accompanies him is Tianxin's photo album." "Where can you stimulate your love on the Internet?" "You don't understand this, let me tell you how to set it up. Of course, the first two days we met were just emails and emails, talking about 'you are the first opposite sex I met on the Internet' bullshit. The wording is like a gentleman and a virgin. Please thank you for using a lot. I’m sorry. Don’t say your real name casually. It’s better to use a foreign name or something like ‘Black Jasmine’. On the third day, start exchanging phone numbers to prevent the other party from being a pervert. Only give the mobile phone. If you find it interesting after chatting once, you can directly call home that night. You can meet on the fourth day, usually at the lobby of a big hotel. If she is beautiful, you can order a bottle of Chardonnay. If she is not beautiful, you don’t need to order dessert. If you want to meet again, you should send her home, and if you don’t want to contact you again, pick your teeth in front of her. She is interested in you and will see you again that night mail to you, if you are interested in her, find a way to persuade her to rest in the hotel."

"What kind of pairing is this? It's like chicken and green peppers on yakitori randomly strung together, with no emotion in it?" "The reason why Yakitori is so popular is because it is fast and cheap. Now everything is about efficiency, and no one has time to make sashimi." "Your way of speaking is too extreme. I know many girls who still yearn for eternity and sometimes hate it for eternity." "Brother, wake up, we are already in the 37th century and we are approaching the 21st century, do you still think real love is like Xu Ruyun's song?"

"Go to bed if you are beautiful, and pay the bill if you are not beautiful. I would rather not live in this reality." "You don't have to worry about that. Women you meet on the Internet are usually neither too beautiful nor too ugly. People who are too beautiful don't need to use the Internet to meet friends, and people who are too ugly can't bear the pressure of meeting in the end." "I don't think anyone who is smart and capable will believe in such a blind pairing." "That's where you're wrong. Do you know how many young, beautiful, smart, competent business consultants or investment bankers are emotionally blank? They sit in front of the company computer all day, looking down at the top of their high heels from time to time. Others They calculate their safety period in @live, and they calculate the return on investment of the case in Excel. They also hope that someone will call at 7 o'clock to ask if they have eaten, and someone will drive her to the pub for a drink at 10 o'clock. The midnight big Someone at the bedside fed her strawberries, listened to her talk and massaged her back." "But they are so busy that they don't have time to meet the opposite sex in the traditional way." "So they go online, hoping to find the strength to fight loneliness. I met the second netizen yesterday, and the cases she has handled are tens of millions of dollars. It just so happens that she is as beautiful as a fairy, so I played with her until midnight point. I have two other netizens who are about to meet, great achievements but pathetic loneliness. Without the Internet, they may both end up in a madhouse!" Zhang Bao went back to surf the Internet, and I stood alone on the empty street.There is the sound of the modem being connected in the ears, and the eyes see overlapping windows one by one.I was thinking: can everything be online, and all love can be found. com? "Strong Woman" Zhang Bao met a strong woman on the Internet last week, and I was on the sidelines for their first date. "You should send her flowers today!" Zhang Bao said to me the next day. "Me? She's your friend, what flowers should I send?" "I want to introduce her to you, aren't you interested?" "Of course I am. She has an MBA from Ivy League and has worked on Wall Street for 5 years. After returning to China, I joined an investment company, and the office has its own bathroom. I wake up early in the morning and go to the gym to swim breaststroke, and then work for 18 hours in a row. I wear Italian clothes from head to toe, and I am not afraid to wear short skirts when necessary. When motivating employees, I know how to speak sweetly and get angry Calling you a pig, dog, bull, donkey. Leading a group of financial elite soldiers, typing secretaries are smarter than you and me. The company’s acceptance rate is 500 to 1. After entering, everyone is devoted to her. Her budget is so high that it is inhumane. Every season But she can always reach the sales target. She bought your company at a surprisingly low price, and you are asking for trouble when you bargain with her. Sometimes the negotiation will come to an impasse, and she would rather let it break than lower her posture. The industry has a lot of her style Criticized, she is involved in two lawsuits, but she only talks about yesterday's birdie. The foreign boss gave her a high salary and a driver, and she would rather walk to work with a pair of Nikes on her feet. When she is sick, she goes to the hospital alone for drips, and you won't see her sneezing in the office When the pressure is too high, the employees call her an old maid behind her back, and she hides a girlfriend named Amy outside. In fact, she immediately watches CNBC's US stock analysis when she gets home from work, and she doesn't use vibrating appliances in bed at night." "Oh my god, why are you so so Know her?" Zhang Bao was surprised. "I also know that such a woman would not ask for your flowers, she let the shredder read the cards you wrote with exhaustion." "Why?" "Because they are too smart to play the game of us ordinary girls. "Ha, you're wrong," Zhang Bao said, "Those women who are strong on the surface may not be like that at all behind the scenes. I have known a few strong women, but they can be divided into two types in secret." Which two?" "The first kind is that girls' feelings are always poetry." "What about the second kind?" "Supporting communication for 24 hours." "Aiding what?" "The second kind is you can't afford it, so don't talk about it. The first is very simple, you just send flowers." "Flowers? They'll take you for a joke!" "Don't be stupid. The higher your professional achievement, the more effective flowers and chocolates are. They look tough and smart, but they're like country girls at heart It's a pity that no one has ever regarded them as ladies. Everyone thinks that they are emotionless money-making machines. In fact, they are sometimes cute and cute, and the boy from Jianzhong often appears in their dreams. They also long for a man to send her Hello Kitty, there are lines of lines in the love letter. There is a shoulder to cry on at night, and someone will stand up for her when she is wronged. Someone will accompany them shopping on Sunday and encourage her to try black underwear. Accompany them to Disney in Los Angeles on Christmas, Competing with her on the roller coaster. When you get off, hug her waist and eat ice cream, brush the messy hair on her forehead and kiss it. Think about it, when you are already the general manager, the only right you don't have is to say in church" I am willing ". When you have an annual salary of tens of millions, the only thing that can make you happier is your own baby." "Your theory is very interesting, maybe I should ask her out." "If she refuses for the first time You, don't be discouraged." I became confused: "Didn't you just say that they also long for love, so how could I still be rejected?" "They long for old-fashioned love. They long to be pursued, missed, and loved." Worrying about gains and losses, they were thrown into the wishing pool. They are waiting for a knight, passionate but not reckless, and do not scold shit under pressure. They are waiting for an angel, pure and romantic but not ignorant, relaxed and happy but not idle Doctor of Electrical Engineering but proficient in history, her handkerchief will get wet when watching romance movies. She is not afraid of the scorching sun for appointments, no matter how busy she is, she must be on time. Picking her up to work is like a community bus, living in Hsinchu, but sending her back to Dazhi every day." "There is this kind of man, I'd rather be gay." "But the strong woman we met yesterday passed 40, so she has lowered her standards. Now as long as you behave well, don't spray her when you smoke. Keep your teacup steady, don't force yourself to be bald , she can accept it." "Then I have to act quickly, there are probably thousands of people who meet this requirement." I called the strong woman, and suddenly I became a primary school student and was assigned to hold a notebook in the office.A kind of vanity, a expedition.The other party's phone rang, and I became extremely excited. "Going Alone" Zhang Bao introduced me to a strong woman last week. I dare not be serious with her because of my low self-esteem. "Are you taking her home at 9 o'clock?" Zhang Bao asked in surprise. "She sent me off." "Then you obviously didn't..." I shook my head in frustration. "You haven't messed up the last few times, if I remember correctly," Zhang Bao showed caring eyes, "It's been a long time since you..." "So what?" "Can you maintain the integrity of the territory by yourself? """The integrity of the territory"?""It means that you go to bed immediately after going to bed every night, and there is no evening self-study activity." I frowned, it is hard to imagine that people in their 30s are still studying in bed.This is a self-improvement activity in high school, and the intensity is no less than that of middle-horizontal and vertical walking.If the students were sleepy when the flag was raised, it was probably a hit last night.When class is over, students will discuss in a low voice and rate each other's performance.The squad leader said that you must have the spirit of pioneering, and go forward bravely like Lin Chong running at night.Don't bother with the ringing of the phone, just be careful that someone opens the door halfway.Some say it feels like boiling water, others insist on a full boil.The squad leader said that the key is to be brave and persevering, and remember that a man can bend and stretch.You think they're talking about survival in the wild, and you think you'll never use that skill.I just don't understand why they all have rosy faces and suddenly become very accurate when playing basketball.One day you met a female freshman from Beiyi University on the bus, and you immediately decided that she was your first love.You want to spend the evening with her in Danshui, and give your first kiss in the sunset.You only pursue the innocence of your heart, and sex is as far away as a small town in Africa.It's a pity that she has no feelings for you, and the reply letter was very brief. "I already have someone to accompany me to Tamsui, and he is the band conductor of Jianzhong." After taking a shower, you sit by the bed, holding a picture of her junior high school yearbook.You fantasize that she is lying on your back, telling you that everything written in the letter is a lie.You slowly close your eyes, and her face slowly emerges.She lets you into her private garden, and you play happily in it all day... "Okay," Zhang Bao interrupted me, "I don't need to know the details." "That was the only experience I had when the country fell." "You mean, you kept the territory intact after that?" I nodded. "I don't believe it. Didn't you feel lonely when you were a soldier?" "I was an infantry soldier in Hualien, so tired that I fell to the ground after the roll call was late." "Didn't you feel empty when you were studying abroad?" If you have a crushing defeat, do calculus exercises when you have time. When you are under the pressure of being accepted all the time, you will naturally forget what your body needs." "What about entering the society? There are so many beauties in your company, don't you want to interact with them?" "Listen, I'm not interested in fighting alone. The purpose of love should be the exchange of energy between two people. Doing it alone feels like a clean water pipe." "So what you're after is a kind of photosynthesis, and it doesn't even matter that you're in Taipei Is she in Kaohsiung?" "Great, you can understand my philosophy immediately!" "Your philosophy is like the unity of the world. Although the intention is beautiful, it will not succeed. The body must move moderately, just like a reservoir must regulate the flood discharge .When love is like a gust of wind, you have to make the best use of people and things." "I'm curious, why do you still think about these things all day long after you know a lot of beautiful women?" "It has nothing to do with whether you have a partner, because no matter you In the end, only you know yourself best.” Back home, I was disturbed by Zhang Bao’s theory.Lying on the bed, I had an unclean heart towards CSR. At this time, Zhang Bao called again to provoke: "How about it, do you feel the pressure from what I said?" "I can resist, relying on my willpower!" That set of Armani." "Then I cherish my health, I can't spoil my body!" "Medical science has proven that it has many benefits for health." I jumped off the bed and started to practice dumbbells.In an instant, I had the determination to defend my family and the country, and the great country should not be trampled by myself. "Why do you torture yourself like this, CSR is so smart, it may take until the next century when she agrees. At this moment, as long as you close your eyes, you can marry her immediately." I put down the dumbbell, and I heard a neighbor watching a series sound. CSR returned to Zhongli this week, my life is so lonely.My friends are all carnival and indulgent, why am I still pure and innocent.But at the same time, I thought of the innocent poem I wrote for that girl from Beibei back then.I used to believe in love, and I didn't write words to communicate from heart to heart.Missing woke me up from my dream, and I read her letter repeatedly until dawn.I collected her footprints on Chongqing South Road, and looked for Cowherd and Vega in the night sky of Qixi Festival... The next day, Zhang Bao asked me: "Do you still maintain the integrity of the territory?" I smiled.