Chapter 9 Chapter 8 "Ladies' Night"

Last week Zhang Bao taught me how to deal with horniness, I tried all the methods to no avail. "I'll take you to the ballroom for a ladies' night, it will be the best therapy!" Walking around the ballroom, I no longer feel lonely. "There are two refrigerators sitting at twelve o'clock, do you have the guts?" I nodded and straightened my suit.They sat in a corner, waiting for the small opening of a big company.We propped ourselves up against the bar with beer bottles and tried to look bad.They watched us approach and pretended to start playing with the wet wipes on the table.Zhang Bao asked Miss if we could sit here, she pretended to be surprised as if she didn't know what our intention was.She removed the purse and the condom fell out.We pretended not to see it, but we began to thank God in our hearts.Zhang Bao said my name is Charlie and this is my friend Jerry.She said I'm Trish and this is my colleague Jenny.Everyone has a tacit agreement not to ask the real name, and at the same time turn off the mobile phone in the pocket.Trish wears purple sunglasses and has skin as white as Kung Pao chicken.Jenny wears blue eyeshadow and is as thin as an African refugee.Trish took out the Virginia Slim, Zhang Bao took out the Dupont lighter, and Jenny lifted the Gucci on her feet, and suddenly someone farted.

"I like this song!" The witty Zhang Bao immediately took us away from the disaster area, and we began to suspect each other during the hot dance.Zhang Bao and I looked wise and foolish, but we thought in our hearts that these two beauties should never marry.Trish and Jenny began to breathe through their mouths, wondering who knew what else these two men were suffering from. "What do you want to drink?" Back to his seat, Zhang Bao tried to reverse the crisis. Trish ordered Brandy, and Jenny ordered Whiskey. I thought this would not be cheap, but Zhang Bao thought that the more alcohol, the better for us.

"Do you come here often?" "It's our first time here." The ghosts believed it. "Which line do you do?" Trish asked back. "We're at the bank." "Which one?" Zhang Bao paused, wondering if he should fake it or not. 104 can find the company's phone number, and she can wait for you to go home at the company gate.In case she gets bigger in the future, there are many ways to punish you. "Al Smith." "I've never heard of this bank." "We are a small Swiss bank that just entered Taiwan a year ago." On the one hand, this is a lie, and on the other hand, it must be confirmed that they are not colleagues.In case she might be your account in the future, it's best not to get naked in front of her tonight.

"What are you responsible for in the company?" "We do derivatives." If you want to change the subject in any gathering, just say the esoteric "derivatives."Sure enough, they immediately lost interest, and their eyes began to wander in the ballroom.Zhang Bao entered the second game, talking about what they were wearing. "Is this Prada?" "How do you know?" "Prada only looks good on someone as thin as you." Zhang Bao indirectly teased her, making her happy but not wary.The color of your lipstick is very beautiful, it goes well with your fair skin.You sparkle in white like Julia Roberts a runaway bride.Do you never go out of the kitchen, why do you smell so good?Your shoes are special, do you need my help when you take them off?Your legs are so beautiful and long that I want to stand guard all night.Your stockings are looming, can you lend me a mosquito net?

Tracy pulled the corners of her mouth and showed her first smile of the night.Jenny took out her mobile phone to check the message, and was dissatisfied that Trish became the focus of the audience.Zhang Bao said warily, "Is Jenny a mixed race?" She put down her phone and looked in Zhang Bao's direction. "You look like... that... that star..." "Norika Fujiwara!" I added, "Are many people saying that?" She tossed her long hair, eager to take out the mirror and look at it immediately.Trish asked: "Do you guys often sing together like this?" Suddenly the atmosphere was a little tense, and I didn't know what to say next.Zhang Bao said: "Only when the other party is very beautiful." She touched Zhang Bao's shoulder and praised him for not abandoning his son and surrendering.Zhang Bao squinted at her palm, and began to plan the next stall.

"I'm sorry, I'm going to the bathroom." "I'm going too." The game was called off, and our victory was in sight.They would touch up makeup in the toilet and discuss whether the two of us were normal.Charlie is very slick, but he does have good looks.Jerry didn't speak, and Mensao's explosive power might be even stronger.They arranged who would get on the table, and when they got back to their seats, they would automatically sit next to that person.They would relax and lie back, pretending to be slightly drunk.When laughing, tilt your head back at ninety degrees, and your hands will naturally fall to your lap.In fact, they are sober enough to count 8 to the 5th power, how long is the safe period of this month.Pretending to be drunk is just to remind you to help them check out, and then take them to the battlefield.

"Do you want to have a supper?" Zhang Bao asked. "Where are you going?" "What do you think?" She said we should leave this place first, and Zhang Bao quickly held her hand tightly.We walked through layers of human walls and attracted many envious eyes.After a hasty snack, we stood at the door of the store and discussed who was going in which direction.Zhang Bao and Cui Xi went to Zhongxiao East Road, and Jenny and I went to Nanmen Market.I knew Zhang Bao would sleep with her, and tonight would be a tough fight.I would struggle in the taxi and finally take her home.

Zhang Bao asked me why I was so stupid the next day. "Because I still think about CSR." "Change of heart" Zhang Bao took me to the ballroom last week, and I saw the image of CSR in every woman. "Wake up, it's impossible for CSR to come back." Zhang Bao poured cold water on me. "Why? I often regret breaking up with a woman. Every time I run back to her door and kneel down. A woman's heart should be redeemable, as long as I send a few more roses." "It is easy for a man to change his mind. It's the ending of a love song." I recalled the experience of changing my heart in the past, and each time it didn't last for a few days.As long as she opens and closes one eye, the mirror is usually restored.Being with her is very natural, without the anxiety that is eager to show.Get up early in the morning and have breakfast together, and she can still look without makeup.She always gives you half a bowl of rice, staring at you to finish the vegetables.After get off work, I will make an appointment at the MRT station, and I would like to go to a roadside stall with you.Sitting at home watching The X-Files at night, there is no need to deliberately talk during commercials.Before going to bed, she will remind you that the video tape should be returned, and that the white shirt must be changed tomorrow.You are used to each other's existence, and it is a matter of course that she treats you well.Your love has become a commercial package, which has everything but has no taste.At a party you meet another girl, young but growing fast.You can joke around with her, and you can shake your hands casually from time to time.She smokes, drinks, plays cards with you, and she is not surprised when it comes to one-night stands.One night she left you to watch "Seven Nights", and you called back to say that you would work overtime all night.The next day you asked to break up, and you left immediately after collecting the clothes.A month later, the young girl met Xiao Kai, and she didn't even say goodbye when she left.Only then do you know that the most beautiful thing is the old love, and the long-lasting relationship is often blank on the surface.You made her favorite apple pie, and you sang "Love of the Past" at her door.You cursed eight generations of your ancestors, how did you give birth to a fool like me who doesn't know what's good or what's wrong!

"That's right," Zhang Bao said, "Men are very immature, like a piece of hard-boiled dog meat. They change their minds only when they are stimulated by the flesh, and sometimes they can't help themselves." "What about women?" "It's hard for women to fall in love You, but fall in love with you and die. The first time you meet, you fall in love at first sight, and she can't even remember your name. The next day you invite her to a movie, and you have to describe last night's clothes and hairstyle. Three months later She promised to go out with you, but canceled it because it was raining. Half a year later, she asked you to hold her hand, and sent her home, but you were not allowed to go upstairs. A year later, she invited you up for coffee, not a hint, but her family The elevator is haunted. Two years later she let you into her bedroom because you were studying computers and her mouse was not very good. Three years later she finally slept with you and has been clinging to you every day since then. She prepares you breakfast, You can only eat three eggs a week. Vitamins ABCD, you must take one each day. Socks force you to change every day, and she will take care of the method of brushing your teeth. Newspapers are not allowed to be thrown on the floor, and the cups must be returned to the kitchen when they are used up. I called you at work and asked if you would like to go to Hawaii for vacation. You know that many boys in the office are chasing her, and all of them have higher education than you. One of them is 1.80 meters tall and sells Calvin Klein in an advertisement Underwear. The other one is quite talented. I heard that she has written three episodes before. She sternly refused them all, and threw the flowers she sent directly into the trash can. She put your group photo in front of the computer, and everyone left You will see her wherever you go. The first time you cheated on her and lied to her that you were working overtime at the company, but you were actually in a cheap hotel. The second time you cheated on her to go to Kaohsiung on a business trip, and she didn’t answer the phone because she forgot to bring her mobile phone. The third time you cheated She said that your friend has a relationship crisis and you have to accompany him to prevent him from jumping off the balcony. Unexpectedly, her friend saw you on the street, and the woman you hugged was wearing D&G. She said why did you lie to me, you said Our love has long existed in name only. After you moved away, the men from her company took advantage of it, and she went out with them and still wore the clothes you gave her." "You mean women will be infatuated to the end and never change their hearts?" "They love You use your true feelings all the time, so it is impossible to withdraw all at once. They are more rational when they change their minds, and they must think clearly about the pros and cons. However, once they make a decision, they are often more cruel than men. When you turn back and ask for the first time She forgives, and she remembers your vows to share the same pain. She convinces herself that it's normal for men to make mistakes, and instead blames the woman for being too loose. When you ask her forgiveness for the second time, she is really hurt. But the lonely days she doesn't Willing to try again, accepting you but no longer expecting too much from you. When you cheated for the third time and she caught you, she knew you were hopeless. Her breakup letter was scribbled, but the strength of the pen was as strong as A knife. You are to her a bunch of grapes that are not made into wine, a uniform receipt that was left to the end and did not win the lottery." "You mean..." "I mean CSR will not come back, the sooner you understand The better it is. When she loved you, you didn't think it was a big deal, and now you're left with a single bed and sleeping pills." I put my head down, trying to forget her.

"Boys Time" Zhang Bao advised me to forget about CSR last week by gossiping about her in front of me every day. "That's enough, don't slander her," I changed the subject, "Didn't you meet a beautiful woman in the ballroom last week, why didn't you ask her out?" "Why did you go out?" "Didn't you... "So what?" "This is basic etiquette. You should take special care of her the next day after being intimate, and deliver flowers and chocolates early in the morning. If it's her first time, you should even take time off to accompany her, explaining that pregnancy is not so easy , if something happens, you will be responsible to the end." "She is not." "Then you should at least have dinner with her, to show that you don't become cold after you win." "I told her I was going to San Francisco, so she wouldn't run away Come to the office to trouble me." "How can you be so ruthless?" I said, "She met you by chance, and the intimacy was just a spur of the moment. Maybe because you look like Nicholas Tse, maybe because no one understands her loneliness. You wake up in the morning Run away, she is sleeping and you don’t even scream. You didn’t contact her in the morning, she didn’t eat much for lunch. You didn’t contact her in the afternoon, but you boasted about your achievements with your colleagues. She wanted to call you, only to find out I don't know your last name. She is full of fear and anxiety, afraid that you are just playing with her. At this time, you should send her a bouquet of flowers, and write on the card thank you for letting me grow up. I will accompany her to wash her hair at night and say that I Willing to see your parents at any time." "Are you always like this?" "I have no experience, but it's said in the book." "It's disgusting," Zhang Bao said disdainfully, "You think you are innocent? It's not clear-headed!" "I affirmed her when she doubted it, and told her it wasn't a one-night stand when she regretted it. It's the best of benevolence, how can it be considered not clear-headed?" "It's like closing a deal when you go to see a house for the first time, Didn't look at the title deed or check the rebar. Swear wishful thinking, you didn't give yourself a little boy time." "Boy time"?" "Have you seen the greatest movie ever?" "Orson Welles's "Great Citizen"?" "No, Alicia Silverstone's "Leadership". In the film, it is said that after a relationship, a smart man has to wait up to five days before contacting a woman. These five days are boy time. "Oh--I see, these five days you will make girls sleepless and regret not taking contraceptive pills. On the one hand, I miss your passion that night, and on the other hand, I am afraid that you are not sincere. In this way, you can increase your Power, let her take orders from you in the future. God, you are so despicable!" "You are very savvy," Zhang Baojia promised, "but waiting for five days is not entirely a matter of wanting to meet or rejecting, but also to make both parties clear-headed , Think about how to make the next move?" "What is there to think about, you love her, you have sex with her, you marry her, and you are together for the rest of your life." "Not everyone has the same order as you. There are People actually hate her personality, but they can't resist her body. They gave thousands of pieces of flower chocolates, and finally took off her underwear. It was earth-shaking for a few seconds, but after the end, it felt like that. When we first met, she was so excited Unreachable, but in the end it’s just so easy. So the next day he has to think carefully, is she worth the affection? Does she have other collections besides shoes? Does she have other interests besides hairstyles? Does she have other interests besides "How much? How much? "Is there any other question? She except" Do it! Do it! "Can I say other phrases? What else can I give her besides NT? Can we make each other curious after taking off the clothes? Will I push her wheelchair when she is no longer beautiful? Yes One day she is no longer young, would I like to change her drip? You spend five days sorting out these problems, and then you can make a responsible decision. If you ask for benevolence and don’t want to continue, at least she learns to be like you This kind of man should keep a distance in the future. If you sacrifice your life and are willing to start to understand her heart, maybe you will find that she has actually read Dostoevsky." Zhang Bao's saliva splashed on my glasses, and he continued, "But if you contact her the next day, if you can't control it, you will definitely turn upside down again. The body is so non-stop, how can the soul reflect thoroughly? Otherwise, you just say I love you immediately, and that is because last night is still unfinished. I thought that as long as every day Just once, it doesn't matter if she's a piece of wood." "I would say I love her, but the motive is never sex!" "That's cheap sentimentalism, or vanity eager to take responsibility. You have to prove that you and Other men are different, so they sacrificed themselves in a stupid way. How do you know that they all want to see you again? Maybe they got what they wanted that night, and they also achieved their goals. She can't wait to never see you again. Find another stimulus!" "Vanity? How can you distort my motivation like this?" "Am I distorted?" Zhang Bao sneered, "If all you make are mature decisions, why do all your girlfriends, including CSR, will they all leave you in the end?" He pierced his heart with an arrow, and I knocked over the tables and chairs.Like a deflated balloon, I suffocate.

"bad girl" Last week Bao was keeping boys time and I met up with Jenny who I met at the ballroom. "How is she?" Zhang Bao asked. "She invited me into her room and closed the curtains. She likes to do all kinds of experiments, and I need insurance to be with her." "Do you like her?" "Yes. But my reason tells me that liking her will cause trouble ""Why?" "She feels... like a bad girl." Yes, you are a good card, she is a bad girl, she makes you feel uncomfortable, you suspect that she has been in the sea.When they were in middle school, they all sat in the back row and developed faster than other girls.Liu Hai's hair was dyed white on purpose, and the narrow skirt was shorter than his knees.The buttons of the shirt were unbuttoned, and the sleeves of the short sleeves were rolled up.Chewing gum quickly while walking, always tilting my head to one side.A pack of longevity is in the pocket, and the cheat sheet is clipped to the skirt of the underwear.After class, a boy from another school came to pick her up, probably to accompany her to the clinic for an abortion. After high school, you parted ways, and after that, all you knew were good babies.She is the editor-in-chief of the school magazine and has read the original edition of Zi Zhi Tong Jian.She is the leader of the choir and can play Chopin at the age of 5.They all wore thick glasses and were surprisingly flat.The voice of the speech is very pleasant, and everyone is called "you".The handkerchief must be changed every day, and always remember to ring the bell when getting off the car.The mock exams are always the first in the class, and I am not angry from morning till night. You have all been admitted to the departments of National Taiwan University, and you are busy with barbecue and orientation all day long.The associations participated very vigorously, discussing saving the country and the people at every turn.After graduation, you all go to study in the United States, and your parents pay for you to have enough food and clothing.After returning to China, they all work in foreign companies, and everyone has an English name.The scope of life is limited to the East District of Taipei, and it is impossible to live without Starbucks.I like to watch Discovery, but I have never heard of Pili Puppet Show. In the 2000 government election, I didn't go to vote and rested at home. "You live in a protected world," Zhang Bao said. "Although you go to the streets every day, you actually live in isolation. Those who have different backgrounds from you are all labeled by you. His hair is beautifully combed. Must be gay. She knows how to make up and sleeps with people every day. She doesn't care about investing and financial management, she must be very narrow-minded. She has never heard of e-commerce, she is really ignorant and happy. Because they don't agree with your values, you are in front of them. You lost your sense of security. So you naturally reject them and classify them as bad girls." "I didn't reject them. It's strange to say that just because she is a bad girl, I am more obsessed with her demeanor." "Oh?" "Because she doesn't play the cards according to the rules, because her personality can cause fire at any time. She won't wait for you to call first, and play dumb when she hears your voice. She won't take your flowers and throw you away Written card. She will not forward a bunch of jokes, and then ask why you don’t answer. She will not talk about career planning, while asking you whether she should dye her hair. She will not call you, and frequently pick up the elder brother Big. She doesn’t know how to get in a taxi and asks you to remember the license plate number for her. She ran downstairs in the middle of the night and asked if she could borrow your sofa tonight. When she came in, she first said that your house is really big, and then suddenly said " I didn't wear a bra today". She criticizes the painting on your wall, saying it looks like my leftover pizza from last night. She was changing in the living room, and you were taking off her stockings when you walked by. She came out of the shower and asked you straight away Is my chest a bit slumped. She doesn’t sleep in the middle of the night, she lays down and reads shojo comics. She gets on the treadmill early in the morning, and her sportswear is as tight as Batman. You said that I will treat you to dinner tonight, but she said that I already have several stalls tonight. You'd better find a nice girl, I'm such a complicated woman." "She's right, you can't get enough of her." "Because of that, I feel completely liberated. She's straight to the point, with emotions written all over her face. I don't have to worry about guessing, I'm busy cracking the code every day. I regained my animal instincts and regained my childhood innocence. I no longer use my brain, and my whole body is light." "My God, did she give you medicine?" "I I don’t know what she gave me, but my mood has really improved.” “Listen,” Zhang Bao pulled me up from the chair, “you must separate from her immediately.” Tell me not to discriminate against bad girls?" "You don't really love her, you just want to escape the frustration that good girls give you. Or you want to satisfy your sense of superiority and make her feel that being with you is superior. Jenny is a wonder of the world, No. It is inevitable to linger at first glance. But she is like the Great Niagara Falls, which is pleasing to the eye from a distance, and there is no place to die when you jump in." "But I want to know her, understand her." "You don't have the capital to understand her. She pursues desire And instinct, you advocate sanity and stability. She wears leopard print hot pants, you wear a three-piece suit. You want to get married, she wants to elope. When you want to get married, you want to invite dignitaries to give a speech, and she wants to find dragon and lion dances. On honeymoon, you want Collect information on the Internet first, and she said that she will think again when she reaches Zhongzheng Airport. For contraceptive measures, you insist on using condoms, and she said it’s okay. Prepare to buy time-fixed funds , She said that when we were 40 years old, we would jump off a building and die in love. At this moment, Jenny ran to the lobby of our company and yelled at the guards. "Loving her is like a revolution, but you belong to the middle class." Listening to Jenny Shrew's voice, I don't know whether to revolt or not.