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Chapter 63 "Datang Reading" program interview (3)

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Moderator: Isn't your competition the most open and eclectic?Why are you connected to the composition class again?Dudu: (stammered) Host: Any program needs an expert.Experts are indispensable elites in our society. They are all knowledgeable and classic words. Parents, please open your notebooks. (Parents have opened their notebooks and prepared to record) Now experts are invited to play! ! ! Expert: (wipes sweat, coughs up phlegm, rubs eyes and blows nose, finally slowly) Children are immature! (Parents record in a hurry, nodding and repeating) Children are ignorant!Children are indistinguishable!The child is——Wang Bo: Wait a minute, just say what you want to say.Expert: (glaring at each other) Children are impolite and rebellious!Special treatment and special discipline are required for this special person! I still read the works of the writers of the "Early Tang School" carefully, and they are of great research value.I still hope that you can learn from the works of your predecessors. The articles you write have no sense of responsibility and are too self-centered.You know, the so-called heaven and earth are mysterious and yellow, and the universe is prehistoric——

King Luo Bin (whispering with Wang Bo): Has the old man finished speaking? Moderator: Big news!King Luo Bin spoke out again, scolding the old expert as a dead old man.The expert fainted on the spot, and the rescue was ineffective for half a day, and he died.Luo Binwang: Wait, can I change my words? If so, how will I meet people tomorrow? Host: I'm sorry, my words have been heard by thousands of people through the media that broadcast this program live. Tomorrow, more than 100 newspapers and magazines will publish this news. At that time, there will be thousands of people who did not watch this program today. But people who will buy newspapers and magazines tomorrow get the news.Parents know that this news will prohibit their children from reading this book again, but as for the reaction of the media... Luo Binwang: I can imagine it.

Moderator: You see, we have been talking for so long, and now it is time for the audience to ask questions and speak.Parent (to Luo Binwang): Our child refuses to read it!I fight with you! (Rushing forward) You instigated it all! Luo Binwang: I didn't call on everyone not to study?Parents: Not called yet!Look at the "Wearing a Cotton Jacket and Taking a Bath" you wrote, what kind of poisonous thoughts are there!It's easy for you, after you've finished writing, you won't feel backache while standing and talking.Luo Binwang: I have said many times about this parent's question, but I no longer want to answer it.

Moderator: Binbin, the latest results show that 99.99% of the whole country watched our program. Obviously, everyone is concerned about this question. You can answer it.Luo Binwang: This is not a question of standing up and talking without back pain. See if I am right. Parent: I don’t care if it’s right or not. Our child is tearing up the books given by the teacher now, so I’ll beat him to death. The child’s father died early. So life is hard! (Sitting on the ground and crying loudly) Host: Binbin, did you hear the parent's cry?Let's take a look at the old Wenwang, where news about our program has appeared in a very timely manner.It seems that the whole country is paying attention to us!Check out these titles!

"Luo Binwang, why are you fighting against your parents" "Poor Mother, Hateful King Luo Bin" "Is this the future hope of Datang?" "New composition contest, new composition class, a wonderful combination" "The "post-Tang" who poisoned children should be beheaded in the street" "I love you, Bobo, King Luo Bin, don't you think you have become a negative example for children?" King Luo Bin: Why are you all scolding me?I can't stand being here anymore, sorry! (leaves in anger) Moderator: Hey!Don't go, how do you record the show when you go?

King Luo Bin: I'm really surprised what are you talking about?Is it human? Moderator: Did you hear that?King Luo Bin made another shocking statement, saying that no one speaks human language, but he alone speaks human language.King Luo Bin: It's done, I won't say anything, I'm leaving. (step down) Moderator: Great, the whole country is boiling!Don't stop asking questions, who goes on?Parents: I would like to ask Wang Bo, don't you think your works are too decadent?Are you not very happy?Children should be full of vigor, and such works are not like what children should write.Wang Bo: What's wrong?This is just expressing some of my thoughts, I have to think.

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