Chapter 53 I love my class (9)

Director: Take a pose! (Putting Youzi upside down, hands up, feet down, exaggerated expression, weird voice) When you advertise, you are not afraid of being tired, not afraid of hardship, jumping around like a little white rabbit, singing, and dancing——Youzi: I am a whole two hundred and five! Director: Yuzi, what is your attitude!I'll take pictures for you first, if you don't take good pictures.You Zi: I can't make a scene like yours!Can you put it another way? Director: Alright, listen to you!Read the ad for a moment. You Zi: Drink Datoubao to nourish the brain, and youth will never grow old.Director: Don't be weak and dry, let's have some cadence?You Zi: (Taste of Peking Opera) Drinking Datoubao to nourish the brain!Stagger and never grow old! !

Director: How did you become Guan Gong?How about some storytelling? Youzi: Speaking of Datoubao, he passed the five sense organs, fought against the six generals, went to Nanyang, crossed the North Road, went to Yunteng, and went to the river and sea. He is still young and never grows old, hahahaha!Director: What the hell!Can't even speak! (melon rind rushes up) Guapi: Director!He obviously had his eyes on me back then, so why have he forgotten about me now!Director: Okay, oh, I'm exhausted.You come. (Enter Yanyan and Ah Fang) Ah Fang: Uncle director, I am the secretary of the Youth League branch of the school, and I am also responsible for supervising your commercial shooting.Director: What are you supervising, a little brat?I hate children the most. (To Ah Fang) Children are angels on earth!Very good, welcome to supervise.Yanyan: Director, can you assign me a role?You know, I can't wait to be famous.

Ah Fang: Yanyan!Have you forgotten the responsibilities of our middle school students?Really, I begged the director for such a thing!You are not allowed to beg, I will beg. (crying) Director!I look forward to the stars and the moon, the director is my mother!Guapi: Director, is it time to shoot? Director: (glaring) Yes, children are angels on earth!We have to make good commercials with this attitude.Melon skin, remember the slogan, drink Datoubao to nourish the brain, and youth will never grow old.Gua Pi: Okay, okay, teacher, I, I am very nervous.Hui'er, give me some water. (Hui brings him water)

Director: Take it easy, tell me! Guapi: drink, drink—— Director: Okay, tell me!Say it! Guapi: drink, drink Dabao.Director: How did you become a big treasure? You Zi: See you tomorrow Dabao, see you every day Dabao! Director: What!Say, drink! Melon Pi: Drink Dabao, drink Dabao and become a big head! Director: Ah!wrong! Melon Pi: Drink your brain to make up your head! Director: How did you drink your brain? Guapi: drink brain tonic! Director: Mess!Say the next sentence!Gua Pi: Next, what's the next sentence?Director: That sentence of youth. Guapi: Well, youth never grows old. Director: What!Why is it never there?

Guapi: Director, let me do it again. Director: No need.Those two girls, come here!It seems that at the critical moment, we have to find good students!Ah Fang: Great!Director, I rehearsed a plot with Yanyan. Director: Come on!Let me see. Ah Fang: Now there is an ad break! (To Youzi) Yanyan asked us to play bowling.You Zi: Yanyan?Is it the one who drank the big head treasure? (Imitation of Jay Chou instant noodles) (Everyone is fighting for the big head treasure, You Zi flies out and grabs it) Youzi: Drink Datoubao, Datou 100. (100 long sounds) (Everyone sings in unison: No gifts for the holidays this year! No gifts, no gifts! Gifts and big treasures, big treasures!) Director: What a mess!

Yanyan: Hey!Look at Mr. Renzhao, he has flexible legs, a bigger head, and a straight waist!Zhaozi: After drinking Datoubao, look at me, I went up to the eighth floor without moving my head! Director: Stop!If this continues, this ad can't be filmed!The plots I designed, one is to help students solve problems, one is to clean up and strive to be advanced, one is to raise hands when answering questions, and one is——Youzi: Stop!If this is the case, then we really can't take pictures, you can go to the teacher to take pictures! (Everyone returns to class listlessly) Youzi: I'm exhausted after all the tossing and tossing.