Chapter 38 class six jokes

"There is one article that is so good, you can't do it unless you scold it." "Ziyou and his family are all missing. I sent them to the Summer Palace." "Put a woman's heart on a man's body, and the woman is still alive." I asked, "How can I live without a heart?" Answer: "Because the heart is still beating. Do you want me to write a paper to prove it?" Xi Xi had When chatting with me once, he said: "The teacher in class ten is really bad." A girl next to me said, "I belong to class ten." Upon hearing this, Xi Xi hurriedly said, "Ah, the teacher in class ten is really nice." That girl Said: "I don't feel good." Xi Xi replied: "I don't feel good either."

Seeing my two-month-old shoes, Xixi said, "Are you wearing new shoes?" I said no.Looking down, he himself had put on a new pair of shoes.Xi Xi and I wanted to know who the four great singers are, but we came up with three.I asked Jiehui next to me, she thought for a while, and asked, did you mean King Tota Lee?Marble: "Did you watch the game yesterday?" Wang Zhao: "No. What's the score?" Marble: "Arsenal scored wildly and won 0-0." Ma Bo: "Wang Zhao, take off your clothes quickly, or you'll be freezing." I drew a Dali-style beard, Sisi said, do you want to learn from Mona Lisa?Xi Xi asked me, how old is Andy Lau now?I thought about it and said, maybe 43 years old!Xi Xi was shocked and said, no way!I remember he was only in his 40s?

Xi Xi and I had a walk once, and I asked him, by the way, when was Jay Chou born?Xi Xi said, didn't the teacher say that in class today?I said, forget it, you can say it again.Xixi raised her head and said, what else? 1779!I was taken aback.Xi Xi hurriedly said, no! (He is most famous for saying no words so fast.) It was 1879.As he said, he was still repeating, yes, 1879, 1879.I wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. The two walked for 2 miles. Suddenly, Xi Xi suddenly said, no! 1979.Wang Zhao, Xi Xi, and Ma Bo and I lined up to buy food together. The four of us were chatting happily when suddenly Xi Xi yelled at a student from a foreign class next to him, Wang Zhao, pay back the money!The real Wang Zhao was speechless with laughter beside him.The four of us were talking together, and Xi Xi told Wang Zhao and me, Xi Xi and I just now... Wang Zhao and I laughed like crazy.Once climbing a mountain, Wang Zhao asked Xiaoyun a poem, but she couldn't remember it. Xi Xi listened to it and shouted, she didn't even know it!Wang Zhao then asked, do you know?Sisi said, I don't know.

In addition, Xixi has a great ability to ask and answer by herself.He said to the wall, what class is this?Politics of course!Wang Zhao asked Huihui, where do you live?She explained for several minutes and then drew pictures on three sheets of paper. Just as Wang Zhao was confused, Huihui suddenly shouted, I know where your home is! Wang Zhao asked, is tomorrow an exam?Huihui replied, no, it took a long time. Huihui was severely persecuted by the examination system.Once Wang Zhao took a book and asked Huihui if she knew one of the poems, Huihui replied that she would not test it.Teacher Wang asked Ma Bo a word, and Ma Bo said car, and Teacher Wang heard it as children, and said, the answer was very good.I asked Xiaoyun again, and Xiaoyun repeated car again. Teacher Wang heard clearly this time, and said that the answer was very good.Two people say the same word, the teacher can hear it as two people, and praise two people at the same time, it is amazing.

After Ma Bo got angry, he shouted loudly: "I provoked you to provoke me!" Xi Xi couldn't tell the difference between left and right hands, he could only tell which hand was the right hand by looking at which hand had calluses made by a pen. (April 16, 2003)