Chapter 41 third quarter

10 After school started, I was busy with make-up exams again. I don't know when these days will end. I walked around the teaching building with my schoolbag on my back, but I couldn’t find an empty seat. Those freshmen in school uniforms sat in the classroom with beautiful fantasies, watching high math and English, and some old students with muddy faces like me They are also struggling to review high-level math and English for the make-up exam. There are two more things in front of them than the freshmen-a cup of strong tea and a pack of cigarettes. They are the products of disillusionment.

Just when I was about to give up the idea of ​​studying and decided to go back to the dormitory to sleep, a student packed up his books and left the classroom with his schoolbag on his back. I sat on the seat left by him, spread out the books, and stared straight at these Incredible symbols and formulas above. A boy was sitting next to me, holding a steaming cup in his hand, and with the tip of the cup tilted, his mouth made the sound of "woo-ah, woo-ammonia, this kind of sound can be heard in a quiet classroom The sound was transmitted to my ears without any loss, and the sound effect was restored so well that I could even feel the shock brought by the stereo surround sound, especially his tail sound "ammonia", as if tasting something so mellow, but actually There was not even a trace of tea leaves in his cup, and it was filled with boiled water that couldn't be whiter. I was disgusted by his intoxicated appearance. He even dared to close his eyes, which made him look Looks more like an idiot.

I looked at this man fiercely, but he was still intoxicated. When he opened his eyes and saw that I was staring at him intently, he seemed to be taken aback, but what surprised me even more was that he closed them again. Eyes, I drank the remaining half glass of boiled water "woo--ammonia, I have nothing to say about it. My mood was completely destroyed by this person, which made it even more difficult for me to get my head around the review. The book was full of concepts and terms that made me feel unfamiliar, and the obscure examples made it difficult for me. To understand the meaning of a formula and how to perform subsequent calculations based on the formula, I first have to review the advanced mathematics again, but this is tantamount to repeating the nightmare. The lengthy content of the advanced mathematics once tortured me physically and mentally, leaving me with scars , I don't want to touch the pain of the past, I picked up my schoolbag and left the classroom.

In the dormitory, Zhang Chaofan was lying shirtless on the bed. The fat on his stomach was piled up under the action of gravity, forming a large area. The huge belly button was open to the sky, like a golf hole. Chaofan won the reputation of "two taels of wine" because some students predicted that the volume of Zhang Chaofan's belly button was equivalent to a cup that could hold two taels of liquor.Zhang Chaofan was ashamed and dared not accept this reputation. He always evaded and said: "It's too much, one or two halves is enough!" Whenever Zhang Chaofan stands up, the pile of meat will slide to the lower abdomen with a "grunt" sound, dangling attached to the bottom of the stomach. His body outline looks like a woman who has been pregnant for many days from the side, more like Taking the buttocks as the center and the distance from the buttocks to the neck as the radius, Zhang Chaofan said that he couldn't see his toes when he looked down.

I asked Zhang Chaofan how to cut his toenails, and he said he had to take a deep breath first, contract his abdomen with all his strength, then bent down suddenly, and saw that the toe was a pair of scissors.I asked if this would cut the meat. He said that at the beginning he did not cut anything but the meat, but the harsh conditions made him adapt to the cruel reality very quickly. Now he has practiced "stable, accurate, "ruthless" kung fu, but every time you cut your toenails, you have to take a deep breath and quickly bend down to pull out the scissors. This action is repeated ten times. He also said that if people are like pigs, they only have two toes. Chickens can do the same, with four toes, and you know how hard it is for me to cut the nails of one toe.

I pointed to a sample problem and said to Zhang Chaofan: "Tell me about this problem, I can never understand it." Zhang Chaofan glanced at the topic and started to explain it to me, but no matter how hard he tried to make me understand, I still couldn't figure it out, was confused, and asked him why one after another until he was also confused by me At that time, I still did not forget to ask him another question: "Why don't you understand?" Seeing that I was so unclear about the basic concepts, Zhang Chaofan asked, "When will you take the...exam?" I said, "Tomorrow morning."

After Zhang Chaofan told me a lot of truths such as freezing three feet is not a day's cold, and giving birth in October, he said: "It's not me...I hit you, you...you can't pass this exam. " I said: "Then what should I do? Is there a quick way? This time I have to pass anyway." Zhang Chaofan said: "No, if you're just... usually like me... I'll be fine if I learn like this." I had an idea and said, "Otherwise, you can take the exam for me." Zhang Chaofan immediately vetoed it, saying: "No, I won't...not do this!" I said, "It's okay, Zhou Zhou didn't get caught in the fourth test for me last time."

Zhang Chaofan said: "What if it... reveals its secrets this time?" "Impossible things can't be found out at all."So, I described to Zhang Chaofan the process of taking the fourth level test last time. After hearing this, Zhang Chaofan said, "Really...really all right?" "It's all right!" "Then I'll try... let's try!" After obtaining Zhang Chaofan's consent, I accompanied him to the photo studio to take a snapshot, and he took the photo to the student office to apply for a student ID card in my name.The next morning, I woke up the sleeping Zhang Chaofan and said, "It's time for you to take the exam."

I watched Zhang Chaofan walk out of the dormitory with a pen and student ID after washing up, and fell asleep peacefully. Since then, Zhang Chaofan has been invited to take the exams for Yang Yang, Qi Sixin, Ma Jie and others. This behavior is not a volunteer activity. Zhang Chaofan is a person who has no salary and no meritorious service. Enter Xiaokang ahead of schedule. 11 One of the things that most involves Zhang Chaofan’s energy this semester is the postgraduate guarantee. The department stipulates that each class can only have one postgraduate guarantee quota. The teacher who gets this quota can be determined according to the specific situation, but the most important thing is to study well. , we all agree that Zhang Chaofan is the only one to get this spot, and even he himself thinks that he has the chance to win.However, the truth is not so simple. On Zhang Chaofan’s research path, another classmate named Li Jun appeared. He is slightly inferior to Zhang Chaofan, but for some unknown reason, he appeared in the sight of the teacher's selection of graduate students, and became a strong competitor of Zhang Chaofan.

Zhang Chaofan was deeply disturbed by this. He carefully analyzed the advantages and disadvantages of the two, and felt that his own advantage was self-evident, but he couldn't understand why Li Jun broke out halfway. One night, when we were chatting in the dormitory, Qi Sixin suddenly said to Zhang Chaofan: "Today I saw that Li Jun was reading "Sun Tzu's Art of War" in the library, and from time to time he scratched the book with a pen. Be careful!" After hearing this, Zhang Chaofan panicked and said, "Then... what should I do then?" I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, you can buy a copy of "Grandpa's Art of War" and read it."

Zhang Chaofan, who was eager to win, asked: "Really, where can I sell... "Grandpa's Art of War"?" I said: "If you read "Grandpa's Art of War", you must not be able to count Li Jun." "For...why?" "Grandpa is a gentleman, grandson is a villain, a gentleman can't beat a villain." Zhang Chaofan said confidently: "But the old man still has ambitions...aspirations for thousands of miles." I said: "You don't need to aim for thousands of miles, the crisis in front of you is to defeat Li Jun, can you do it?" Zhang Chaofan said: "In terms of study, there is absolutely no...no problem." I said, "Don't talk about studying anymore. The reason why Li Jun was able to break out halfway is definitely not by studying." Zhang Chaofan asked: "Then what is he relying on...?" I said: "If people know what he relies on, can he still win by surprise!" In fact, there is nothing special about Li Jun pleasing his teacher, he just does what he likes.The teacher wanted a Nokia mobile phone, and Li Jun would put a brand new 8850 on the teacher's desk the next day. The teacher said he wanted to watch a certain blockbuster, and Li Jun would do everything possible to find it, and put the CD on the teacher's desk. Next to the computer... In short, Li Jun will do his best to meet all the needs of the teacher and please the teacher. Teacher Bo’s love is based on the material basis. As a student, Li Jun has no financial resources. All the gifts to the teacher are provided by his parents. He is the only child in the family. His parents hope that he will have a future. Do your best to help him meet the teacher's inflated material needs. Zhang Chaofan also mobilized the power of his family to send something to the teacher every three days. Li and Zhang competed with each other and refused to admit defeat, so that Zhang Chaofan gave the teacher a walkman, and Li Jun gave the teacher a CD player; The army gave the teacher a box of kidney treasure, and Zhang Chaofan gave the teacher a box of Viagra. The more so, the more the teacher delays in announcing who the insurance research quota will be reserved for, and reaps the benefits. Obviously, the key to winning this war is to persevere to the end, but after several rounds of battles between Zhang Chaofan and Li Jun, he gradually became overwhelmed and was defeated. Li Jun continued to consolidate his regime and ensured the fruits of victory. The reason why Li Jun was born and had the last laugh is entirely due to the great help of his parents. His father is the deputy director of a certain agency in Beijing. Li Jun used all the bribes he received on weekdays to manage his teachers and stuffed the teachers' drawers to the brim. After the research quota was allocated to Li Jun, Zhang Chaofan was indignant. He went to the dean of the department to comment, saying that Li Jun had adopted unfair competition methods and undermined the sportsmanship of fair competition. The dean of the department said: "The matter of Li Jun giving gifts to teachers I know, I also know that you also gave the teacher a lot of things, right!" Zhang Chaofan said: "I...I gave away things, but Li...Jun gave much more than me, so the old...teacher gave him the quota, no...not fair!" The head of the department said: "This matter is fair. The teacher decided to reserve this spot for Li Jun after considering many factors." Zhang Chaofan said: "If you want to learn from me...I am definitely better than...better than Li Jun." The head of the department said: "I know this. We all know that you study well, but this is only a necessary condition for your success in postgraduate education, but it cannot be a sufficient condition." Zhang Chaofan asked puzzledly: "Isn't this...not enough? Am I still...unqualified in any aspect?" The head of the department said slowly: "When we choose a graduate student, we must also consider his comprehensive factors. We can't find someone with an ugly and cruel face!" Zhang Chaofan asked: "Are you saying that my five...five senses are wrong?" Department Head: "That's not what I meant." Zhang Chaofan said emotionally: "Since there is no... no such meaning, then why am I still... eliminated?" Department Head: "Student Zhang Chaofan, you should calm down when you encounter problems. I heard from the teacher that you are not very smooth in language communication. I also understood it today. This will cause great obstacles to your future studies." After hearing this, Zhang Chaofan said in disappointment: "I...I know." He left the office of the department head. He never expected that the department head and the teacher would use his stuttering as an excuse to take this should belong to him. The postgraduate quota was allocated to Li Jun. Of course, while Li Jun gave gifts to the teachers, he also bribed the head of the department. 12 After Zhang Chaofan failed the postgraduate entrance examination, he began to review for the postgraduate entrance examination. He participated in an English tutoring class for the postgraduate entrance examination. After half a month, his English score did not improve much, but he lost his virginity. Zhang Chaofan met a married woman in the tutoring class. She worked in an accounting firm and her husband was on business trips all year round. She was so lonely that she focused her attention on Zhang Chaofan. On the first day of the remedial class, the woman hurried in after a long time in class, found a seat at random, and happened to be sitting next to Zhang Chaofan.During the recess, the woman borrowed Zhang Chaofan's notes. Zhang Chaofan couldn't help but be moved when he saw her beautiful face and charm.After the remedial get out of class was over, the woman invited Zhang Chaofan to her home to tutor her in English, and Zhang Chaofan agreed without hesitation, full of joy. At the woman's house, she said to Zhang Chaofan: "You're welcome, there is no one else in the house except me." Then she poured Zhang Chaofan a glass of water and snuggled up to him.Zhang Chaofan was so aroused by this woman's teasing, but he was still polite for a while, and insisted on drinking the glass of water before hugging her, and under her guidance, he completed his lifelong event. " Afterwards, Zhang Chaofan felt that he suddenly forgot many words, so he put on his pants and fled out regretfully.In the future, no matter what name the woman used to invite Zhang Chaofan to her home, Zhang Chaofan refused them all. Zhang Chaofan believes that if this kind of thing continues, his vocabulary reserves will inevitably be exhausted one day, or even become a negative number, so every time before going to the tutoring class, Zhang Chaofan has to eat a lot of ice cubes to calm himself down. Fire, always keep a clear mind. Zhang Chaofan has gone through untold hardships in order to take the postgraduate entrance examination. Every day at dawn, he gets up early to get dressed with the sound of us sleeping soundly, and leaves the dormitory with his schoolbag on his back to start a day of study and life.After lunch at noon, Zhang Chaofan skipped cleaning his teeth, brushing lunch boxes, taking a nap, etc., and returned to the classroom. After the main content of the news broadcast, he went to the classroom to do math problems all night; after the classroom was locked, Zhang Chaofan returned to the dormitory and washed his feet while reciting words. I have to fall asleep listening to English tapes, and even my dreams are spoken in English. Compared with Zhang Chaofan, Zhao Di's life can be described as colorful. His parents have found a good job for him in his hometown in advance, so he no longer has to worry about his future.Many girls in my hometown heard that Zhao Di was about to graduate and return home, and they rushed to betroth themselves to him, even as a child, but Zhao Di had no interest in this matter. of cultivation.Under Zhao Di's leadership, a small group of Chalun Gong appeared on campus, and he often held gatherings in the school playground late at night or at dawn to convey the latest documents.In order to make it easier to get in touch with fellow practitioners, Zhao Di configured a mobile phone and set the ringtone of the mobile phone to the song of Chakra Gong. Apart from practicing, Zhao Di has nothing to do. He often lies motionless on the bed like a pig curled up in a pen. When he gets closer, he finds that he is holding a copy of "The Wheel Turning" in his hand.