Chapter 36 Section IX

27 Zhou Zhou and I chose a course called "World Political and Economic Forms" this semester. On the first day of class, the teacher said: "Although our course is elective, students should take it seriously. In order to let everyone After listening carefully to the lectures in class and reviewing carefully, I compiled a set of textbooks for you. The price of this set of textbooks is 19.8 yuan. I know that you are all spending your parents’ money. So I erased the change for everyone.” I thought she She wanted to erase 9 yuan and 8 yuan and sell it for 10 yuan, but she said: "I decided to sell this book to everyone at a discounted price of 19 yuan, and I will start buying books now." After finishing speaking, the teacher moved out five big bags from under the podium The books were placed in the first row of the desks, and all the students were talking about it.

The teacher also said: "If you buy this book, you will be able to pass the exam smoothly. All the content of the exam comes from this book." As a result, some students left their seats one after another, queuing up to buy books with money in their hands. The teacher is calm and unhurried. She collects money for change and gives books. From time to time, she holds up a hundred-yuan bill and shines it against the fluorescent lamp. face, to see if he is nervous and uneasy, only when this classmate has a calm expression and a clear conscience, will she put the hundred-yuan bill into the money box.

I didn't want to buy this book at first, the teacher didn't force us to buy it, but I couldn't help it, because the teacher not only sold the book to the students, but also recorded the names of the students who bought the books. If I find my name on the list, she won't let me pass no matter how good my grades are on the final exam. If I confront her about it, she will have a strong enough reason why I failed. ——You failed because you didn’t buy my book. If you didn’t buy the book, you couldn’t review it according to the content of the book. As a result, you will definitely fail.Therefore, in order to pass the exam smoothly, I still reluctantly stood in the book buying line with Zhou Zhou.

I gave the teacher 19 yuan, and the teacher handed me a book. I took the book with both hands, turned to the title page and said to her: "Teacher, please sign me. I want to take this book back and take it seriously." Please read." After hearing this, the teacher said: "No problem!" So he started looking for a pen, searched all over the body, but couldn't find it.I took out my signature pen and said, "Use my pen for you!" The teacher took the pen and wrote his name on the title page of the book with trembling hands. I put this book in the shoebox under the bed the next day, and I never opened it again.

It was superfluous to ask this teacher to sign, but to my surprise, she did not humbly give in, but agreed. Does she really think that I admire her so much?Having her sign the book would be a waste, otherwise I would have sold it to some bookseller for cheap, as a new book. Later, I successfully passed this exam without even reading the book. The feeling I got from this incident was: I only had to spend more than a dozen yuan to buy the teacher’s book, so that my name appeared in the list of students who bought books. To pass the exam without any risk, it is not so much buying books as buying a place for your name in the passing list, so as not to be black-handed by the teacher.

28 Zhao Di and Zhang Chaofan took martial arts as an elective in physical education class this semester, which was simply a super mistake for Zhang Chaofan.First of all, Zhang Chaofan's fat body is not suitable for this kind of body movement; secondly, his brain nerves are only suitable for thinking about problems but not good at mobilizing various organs of the body, so he will always be half a beat slower than others. When he went out, he just retracted his fist, it's no wonder that a person like him didn't get beaten. Zhang Chaofan has an unyielding spirit, and he often asks Zhao Di to give him advice on the rhythm between classes.Once, I went downstairs to smoke after class, and saw Zhao Di was leading Zhang Chaofan to play with fists and legs behind the garden tree. I knew they were exchanging martial arts, so I shouted at them: "Zhao Di, what are you doing wrong? Teach Zhang Chaofan to practice the Wheel Kung Fu, be careful and the police will catch you later!"

I had no other intentions, I just wanted to make a joke, but I didn't expect Zhao Di to run towards me like a mad dog. If I hadn't given him a brick, he would almost have been scratched and bitten. Facial.At that time, I saw that he was coming fiercely, so I picked up a brick on the ground and gave him a hit casually, but I didn't expect him to be hit so hard. Later, I took Zhao Di to the school hospital for eight stitches, and asked him to eat a week of fried food as nutritional compensation. Later, I found out why Zhao Di rushed at me so desperately. It turned out that he really He is an out-and-out wheeler.

One night, Zhao Di did not go back to the dormitory to sleep. We all thought he had gone back to his hometown, but the next morning, the phone rang suddenly. The sit-in, was taken to the Xicheng branch early this morning, and is waiting to be dealt with. Let us send teachers or student representatives to collect people. We thought the matter was serious, so we reported it to the teacher, who then reported it to the principal. The principal felt that there was no need to continue reporting to the Education Bureau, so he made a decision to let Yang Yang and I bring the school certificate to the police station to collect the person.

When we arrived at the Public Security Bureau, an old policeman told us repeatedly: "Take it home, we must be persuaded and educated, it is not good to do something at a young age, and we must practice wheel exercises!" We brought this sentence to the teacher, and the teacher asked Zhao Di for a long talk, telling him not to go astray and focus on studying, Zhao Di assured the teacher: "I will not practice again before the exam. I'm done, after the exam, I'm going to practice vigorously and continue to improve my skills." The teacher asked Zhao Di why he was so obsessed with it. Zhao Di said: "There is no one in our village who does not practice wheel kung fu. From an old man in his seventies down to a three-year-old urchin, they all take pride in practicing kung fu. We have eradicated feudal superstitions such as jumping gods. Switching to scientific methods to strengthen the body, practicing wheel kung fu is the best way. The temples in our village no longer play the music of Namo Amitabha, but replaced it with Master Li’s tapes, and the incense is very popular.”

: The teacher saw that Zhao Di was extremely hopeless, so he no longer insisted on reining in his wild horse, which was about to fall off the cliff, and let him fall down. Soon after, Zhao Di was imprisoned in the Public Security Bureau again. The incident was not due to meditation and cultivation, but because of blind worship of Li Wuzhi.That time, Zhao Di took a long-distance bus to Huairou to play, and was stopped by a police car when he passed the Sanyuan Bridge. He had a non-local accent, so he suspected that he was a member of Chalun Gong and tried to go to Huairou to carry out illegal activities.Zhao Di was fearless in front of the strict police and insisted that he was not a member of the Falun Gong. In order to verify that Zhao Di was really not a member of the Falun Gong, the police asked him to shout: Li Wuzhi is a big bastard.Zhao Di really shouted, he looked up to the sky and screamed, "Ms. Li is a big bastard!"

The policeman slapped his thigh and said, "Take it!" Zhao Di was handcuffed and taken to the Public Security Bureau. After the police took Zhao Di away, they immediately put him on the train to return to his hometown in Jiangxi, but Zhao Di got off the train before the train left Hebei, changed to the train back to Beijing, and appeared at the school again. No matter how painstakingly the teacher and the head of the department enlightened, Zhao Di still went his own way, going in and out of every dark corner of the school at night, practicing persistently. Zhao Di became so obsessed with Wheel Kung Fu that he couldn't help himself. He bought an Oxford dictionary, saying that he wanted to translate the English version of Li Wuzhi's works and learn about the latest developments.After the lights are turned off every night, Zhao Di still sits on the bed to practice for a while. He wants to open all the windows of the dormitory, saying that it is to collect the earth energy. Mosquitoes did not disappear, they were still rampant. After Zhao Di opened the window, they swarmed in, biting the five of us covered in scales. Only Zhao Di sat still and remained intact. Perhaps the mosquitoes would keep a distance from the chakra practitioners. , if there is such a good thing, I will also stand up and practice the Wheel Kung Fu. I think there is a song specially written for Zhao Di: I can’t fall asleep when it’s late at night, and I’m thinking about whether my skills will get better and better. I know, maybe Teacher Li is just talking nonsense, but I can't give up my belief. I want to practice, practice, practice, but I have to practice... Zhao Di was poisoned so badly that I think he was tortured for the third time. The day when the police will take him is imminent.Just when we were worried about Zhao Di, Ma Xiaolan was taken away by the police because she was suspected of providing pornographic services to men. She was also taken away with a boss who was in the fur coat business. That time, the police came to the basement to search for the temporary residence permits of people from other places. It happened that there were two pairs of shoes at Ma Xiaolan's door at this time. 29 After withdrawing from the basement, we rented a private house in a place called Daqi Village, five kilometers east of the East Fourth Ring Road.There are no buses there yet, so we have to go to rehearsals by bicycle every time.There is a chemical experiment factory here, with a towering chimney in the factory, and thick smoke billowing all day long.Whenever we introduce the location of the rehearsal venue to outsiders, we will say: "Go straight east after exiting the Fourth Ring Road, and go in that direction wherever there is a sour smell in the air. If you feel more itchy as you walk, then That's right, you will feel some liquid oozing out of your palms, making your palms sticky, and you always have a feeling of wanting to wash your hands. Keep walking forward, and you will see a big chimney emitting black smoke. At the bottom of the big chimney, you You will see a huge garbage dump fifty meters ahead. On the north side of this garbage dump is a smelly pigsty. Walk along the path leading to the pigsty for another three or four minutes, then turn east , to our rehearsal room. 30 The band performed a lot during this period, many of which were commercial in nature. For example, when a business opened, we were invited to perform a performance, and we could earn a lot of money.Everyone is very happy to see that there is money to be made.Yang Yang is not keen on performances of this nature, because on such occasions he can only sing some kitsch pop songs to entertain the public. Yang Yang is not interested in these salivary songs. What kind of band are you doing? It's boring.But every time there is a profit-making performance, Qi Sixin is extremely enthusiastic. Zhong Feng and I don't care about such performances, so Yang Yang reluctantly joins the performance, but his condition is not very good. After earning some money, everyone has a lot more money and lives in luxury.We rented a small courtyard house near the school.In the southeast and northwest, everyone and their girlfriends occupy one side of the hut. When we are bored, we set up a table to play mahjong. The bet is one, two, and four yuan. Before I knew it, it was New Year's Day. I had known Zhou Zhou for almost two years, and I really wanted to give her a New Year's gift, so I bought her a "FUN" brand down jacket at "Zhongyou Department Store". Zhou Zhou liked it very much.