Chapter 29 second quarter

4 I came back from the toilet after washing my hands, and asked the girl if she ate instant noodles, and she replied without hesitation: "Yes!" So, I took two boxes of "Master Kong" to the end of the carriage to fetch boiled water, and the girl shouted at me: "More Grab some water, I love soup." I returned to my seat with two bowls of noodles, and handed the soupy bowl to the girl, and she ate it unceremoniously. "What's your name?" I asked while eating. "Tang Shan." "Your name is Tang?" "Yes, what's the matter?"

"No wonder you love soup so much." "Then your surname must be Zhu." The girl said when she saw that I was eating pork liver. "By the way, there is beef jerky in my bag, you can eat it!" Tang Shan stood up, took her schoolbag from the luggage rack, took out the beef jerky and placed it in front of me. I made no secret of my love for beef jerky, grabbed a handful and stuffed it into my mouth, and chewed it. After eating instant noodles, it was not yet five o'clock, and it was still dark outside the window, and the train was moving fast in the darkness.Since I had slept for a while and had just eaten food, I felt very energetic, so I asked Tang Shan about the interesting places in Xi'an. She told me many interesting places, but seeing that I was still in a daze, she said: "Forget it, let me be your tour guide, no labor fee, all fees are AA."

"That depends on whether I want to or not." "Don't regret it!" "I regret not letting you be a tour guide." When I was about to eat at noon, I felt a tumbling in my stomach, followed by a surge like a galloping horse. I hurried to the toilet with the toilet paper. After I came back from the toilet, I just sat on the seat, and my stomach was in a hurry again. I was very embarrassed and asked Tang Shan for some toilet paper, and ran to the toilet again in a panic. After two times, I returned to the seat from the toilet with a haggard face. Tang Shan said, "I have analyzed the reason for you. Among the things you have eaten, I only have pork liver, and I am in good health now. From this point of view, you have ruined your stomach because of eating pork liver."

I thought Tang Shan's analysis was reasonable, so I picked up the remaining pork liver and went to the toilet. I want to bring this culprit to justice and go to the toilet again by the way. When I walked back to my seat for the third time, Tang Shan said that I had undergone a huge change in an instant. My eyes were much bigger than before, but they were even more lifeless, and my cheeks were sunken into my cheeks. Out of place, the whole person suddenly lost a lot of weight, as if he had been seriously ill. Fortunately, the train will arrive in Xi'an in a while. I rubbed my stomach, closed my eyes and leaned on the seat, waiting for this moment to come.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the train slowly pulled into Xi'an Station. My condition was so bad that I couldn't even stand at the station.Seeing how I was crumbling, Tang Shan no longer expected me to carry her schoolbag. She carried the full schoolbag on her shoulders behind her shoulders. I stuffed the things into her schoolbag and walked out of the platform with her bare hands. After leaving Xi'an Railway Station, I saw a completely different cityscape from Beijing in front of my eyes, with not-so-clean streets, bustling but not gorgeous urban buildings, bustling crowds, not-so-green leaves covered with dust, Red "Alto" taxis raced along the road, and the whole city was filled with dove-gray skies.

5 The first thing I did after I walked out of the station square was to call Zhou Zhou at the IC card phone booth. Zhou Zhou asked me anxiously, "Where are you? I've been looking for you all day and thought you were missing." "I'm not missing. I'm in Xi'an, 1,000 kilometers away from you." Zhou Zhou began to cry on the phone. I told her not to cry or miss me. I would go back in a few days, and then hung up the phone. When I was on the phone, Tang Shan had been standing far away looking at the surrounding scene.After the phone call, I walked over to her and said, "Let's go, find a place to live first."

Tang Shan picked up her bag and walked along the street with me aimlessly looking for a hotel. "Did you call your girlfriend just now?" Tang Shan asked me. "Yes, what's the matter?" "Nothing! You are quite reluctant to part with her." "I told her that I am now in Xi'an." "She doesn't know you're here?" "Ok" "Why didn't you tell her before you came?" "In no mood." "Why don't you want to?" "No why! Can you ask less why? I'm about to graduate from college. Why are there so many why?"

"Forget it, I won't ask any more." Tang Shan turned around and left. "Hey, where are you going?" "You don't care, I'll go by myself!" "Come on, I can't even stand upright now, you just left me so cruelly, what if I die suddenly in Kexiang?" "you deserve it!" We found a hotel near the station, and when we handed over our ID cards to the waiter for registration, I asked Tang Shan, "Are we going to open two rooms?" "No need, just open one, and you can save half of the money." "Then open a room." I said to the waiter.

"Marriage certificate?" the waiter asked. "No!" Tang Shan said. The waiter smiled knowingly, handed over the room key to us, and said, "Go up, 308." "Thank you!" Tang Shan and I said in unison. After entering the room, I rushed into the toilet immediately, but when I sat on the toilet to release the mechanism, I found that there was no toilet paper in the toilet, so I put on my pants again, rushed out of the bathroom to ask Tang Shan for some toilet paper, and flushed again. into the toilet. Just when I was relieved, Tang Shan shouted from outside the bathroom: "Help me see if there is hot water, I will take a shower in a while."

I turned on the shower, and a jet of warm water sprayed down. I simply took off my clothes and had a good wash first. When I came out of the bathroom, Tang Shan was leaning on the bed watching TV. "Go and wash, the water is quite hot." I stood under the air conditioner, experiencing the cool feeling of the cold wind blowing on my body. Tang Shan went into the bathroom and closed the door, then stuck out her head and said, "I won't cut in the door, you must not come in!" After speaking, her head disappeared through the crack of the door.After a while, there was the sound of "squeaking" water from the bathroom, and I lay on the bed thinking about what Tang Shan said just now, whether she told me not to go in, or must not forget to go in, if I go in , will she first cover her body with her arms, then call me a stinking hooligan, and then spray water on me from the shower while shouting: "Get out! Get out of here," if I don't go in, will she let her Feeling disappointed, thinking that I was not bold enough, thinking about it, I fell asleep.

When I woke up, I smelled the fragrance of shower gel first, and felt a strand of damp sticking to my face. When I opened my eyes, Tang Shan was leaning over to look at me with a strand of wet hair. It hangs down on my face, our faces are very close to each other, I can even see the two small yellowish moles on her face, and the breath from her nostrils is spraying on my face. "Done?" I asked. "Hmm." Tang Shan didn't open her lips, but just answered lightly. "Where are we going to play?" "have no idea." "Then we have to do something!" I felt my stomach stop tormenting me. "Yes!" "What are you doing?" "have no idea!" The distance between us is getting closer and closer, our noses are almost touching. "I know!" I hugged Tang Shan tightly and rolled under my body, my four lips were tightly knit together. When I was about to drive straight in, Tang Shan pushed me away and said, "Not now, it's not safe, you have to wear a condom." I said, "I have no idea." She said, "Why don't you have it with you!" I said, "Why am I wearing a condom in Xi'an alone?" "Then you go buy it, or you don't want to come in!" After finishing speaking, Tang Shan pulled out from under me, lay on the side, and looked at me coldly. I put on my clothes helplessly, pushed the door out and said, "You wait for me here." Before closing the door, I did not forget to take another look at Tang Shan's naked body. 6 There is a pharmacy next door to the hotel.When I came to the condom counter, I was dazzled by the variety of condoms and couldn't choose. The sales lady saw that I was facing a difficult choice, so she took the initiative and kindly asked me what my requirements for this product were, and recommended me a joint venture product with high quality and low price. It had a name that made my heart beat—Tang · Quixote. The sales lady asked me: "Do you want a box of 10 or a box of 20?" I don’t know how long I’m going to stay in Xi’an, I think, so I’ll just buy a box of 20, so as not to have to buy it again if it’s not enough.So, I said to the lady: "I want 20 packs." I took the bill that the lady gave me to the cashier to pay, and handed the cashier a piece of 100 yuan RMB. While waiting for the change, I remembered why the salesperson was so young but knew this kind of product so well. Judging from the tone of her voice, she must be a master in this field. Could it be that she has multiple jobs, besides being a salesperson, she is also a prostitute.However, the on-job assessment is also one of the reasons why her professional level is so high. "Hold it!" The cashier interrupted my train of thought and handed me two stamped receipts. I took the two bills and handed them to the sales lady.She put away one of them, handed me the box of condoms and another receipt and said, "You keep this shopping receipt. If there is any quality problem with the product, you can use the receipt to return or exchange the product. Valid within 3 days." I thought, how can a condom be found to have a problem within 3 days, at least a month later, if there is a problem, not only the deadline for return and replacement has passed, but also you have to go to the hospital with regret.Even though I thought so, I still stuffed the shopping receipt into the back of my wallet, took the condom out of the pharmacy, turned a corner, and went into the hotel again, thinking, how fucking convenient. When I entered the room, I saw Tang Shan was already fully dressed and sitting on the edge of the bed watching TV. She saw me and said, "So soon, have you bought it yet?" "I'm buying it. Why don't you wait for me!" "How do I know when you will come back? What if a bad guy breaks in?" "Don't bad guys break in if you put on your clothes?" "At least I can take off my clothes to delay the time, and wait for you to come back and take down the bad guys." "What if I can't make it back at the critical moment? Or should I stand by?" "Then I'll let him kill you first, and then I'll let him do whatever he wants!" "Does he want nothing?" "Then he's not a man!" "I'm a man who thinks of everything now." I put my arms around Tang Shan's shoulders. "But I don't think about anything now!" Tang Shan took my hands off my shoulders, stood up and went to the window and said, "I want to go out for a walk." It was getting dark in the summer evening. At 6:30 in the evening, Tang Shan and I were walking on the snack street in Xi’an. All kinds of snacks on the street attracted her so much that she couldn’t move her legs. She said, “I’m hungry. Eat here!" We were sitting next to a malatang stall. The boss asked us what kind of pot base we wanted. Tang Shan said I wanted red oil pot bottom. I wanted clear soup pot bottom because my stomach was just right. We argued for a long time about this matter. Tang Shan said I am not like a man, and I dare not even eat spicy food; I said that Tang Shan is not like a woman, and can eat spicy food better than me. In the end, the boss adjusted and said: "Don't argue, you two, we have mandarin duck hotpot here. .” The shop assistant brought us the menu and asked us to order. The price of Malatang in Xi’an is very cheap. Vegetarian dishes cost 10 cents a bunch, and meat dishes cost 20 cents a bunch. We ordered more than 20 skewers in total, but the shop assistant brought it up We were surprisingly disappointed by the skewers. The amount of skewers here is pitifully small. Take quail eggs as an example. There is only one quail egg skewered on a wooden stick thinner than a toothpick.In Beijing, the price of a bunch of quail eggs is one yuan, and there are six in total, but here a quail egg costs 20 cents, and the actual price is even more expensive than in Beijing. Tang Shan and I ordered another 100 skewers, and we didn’t feel full after eating. Tang Shan wanted to eat another 100 skewers. It's better to eat something else, but Tang Shan insisted on eating Malatang again and again, so I had to order another hundred skewers. The bottom of this mandarin duck pot is actually a large aluminum pot divided in two by an iron plate, with red oil on one side and clear soup on the other.This iron plate cannot separate the red oil from the clear soup tightly. There is a large gap between it and the bottom of the basin, so I will put Tang Shan into the food on the side of the red oil through the gap.Those foods sink to the bottom of the pot before they are cooked, which is very convenient for me to work secretly underwater.Tang Shan put the food into the pot, waited for a long time but did not see them surface, I saw that I kept putting the food floating on the side of the clear soup into my mouth. Because of her hunger, she didn't eat much at all. When the whole bottom of the pot turned red, I was almost done eating, so I stopped taking food from the bottom of the pot. At this time, the food floated out from Tang Shan’s side. stood up. Before the checkout, I grabbed a handful of the 220 wooden sticks on our table and put them on their table while the people at the other tables were unprepared, and the boss picked up the remaining wooden sticks and counted them one by one, and said A total of 167, I happily paid the boss for 165. On the way back to the hotel, Tang Shan asked me: "I remember we ordered 220 skewers, how did the boss count them into 167?" "Who knows!" I said, looking across the road. At the entrance of the hotel, we bought a Xi'an tourist traffic map from an old lady. After returning to the room, it was already dark, and the night lights of Xi'an City were flickering outside the window.Tang Shan drew the evening curtain, spread out the map on the bed, and asked me, "Where are we going tomorrow?" I said, "Haven't you been to Xi'an once before?" "Yes, but my boyfriend took me to play that time. I have always been a road idiot." "Since you don't know the way, why do you still want to be my tour guide?" "I'm afraid I'll get lost, and I want to find a companion. Besides, I'm going out alone, can't you take the initiative to lend a helping hand? I want to see the Terracotta Warriors and Horses again tomorrow." "Okay!" I followed the route on the map to find a vehicle to go there, and finally found a more convenient and cheap route - walk a few hundred meters from the hotel to the train station, and then take a minibus for two yuan to get there There. In order to get up early tomorrow, we decided to go to bed now.