Chapter 16 second quarter

4 When the students were busy preparing for the theoretical mechanics exam, Yang Yang and I started to apply for the postponement of the exam in material mechanics. I have already used the fever trick last time. If we go to the internal medicine department with a hot bag of milk under the arm, the doctor will think that our persistent high fever is caused by pneumonia. She will first run a stethoscope along my chest. My back turned wildly, and then I was prescribed a dozen penicillin and six bottles of glucose, and told me to go to the hospital for infusions in the morning and evening, and told me not to be late.

Needles are something I deeply fear.I think the injection treatment method is extremely cruel to the human body. Before the formal treatment, the doctor will let you take off a corner of your trousers to reveal a piece of buttocks that is as big as the mouth of a bowl. This size must be properly grasped, otherwise, the doctor will take a while The needle is stuck in your waist, making you unable to walk for a week. If you fade too much, the female doctor will call you a rogue, and the male doctor will say that you have homosexual tendencies.When you took off your trousers and lay on the bed waiting for the doctor to strike you, the doctor methodically sucked the medicine into the needle and wiped it on your bare skin with alcohol and iodine. This chilly feeling will make you shudder. The longer the time, the more terrifying you will feel, and you will even urinate involuntarily.My body is usually tense the moment the alcohol cotton ball touches the skin, and the flesh on my buttocks shrinks into a small ball. If you observe carefully, you will find that the flesh here is jumping slightly, that is, convulsions. The doctor will say after seeing my reaction : "Relax, I haven't pierced it yet!" The more she made me relax, the more nervous I became, so that she couldn't pierce it in twice.

Before the doctor sticks the needle in the body, we'd better go back and see if she pushes the air out of the needle, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous.When the doctor pierced that sharp metal stainless steel rod into the flesh, I would always close my eyes in shock, grit my teeth, and firmly grasp the hospital bed sheet or my trouser belt with both hands.The small metal rod squeezed out a gap between layers of subcutaneous fat and various tissues, and was able to penetrate further. As the doctor's thumb pressed down on the piston, a stream of liquid flowed out along the small rod and merged into the The body flowed in all directions, followed by labor pains. In order to prevent the pain from only occurring in one direction, the doctor would flick her wrist to adjust the direction of the needle.When I was waiting for the injection, I witnessed the doctor hoeing the needle on a man's buttocks, like a farmer digging the ground. Before the end, the doctor raised his wrist, and the silver shiny weapon shot out from the man. Pulled out from the buttocks, flashing a bright luster.After reading it, I took off my trembling legs and fled the hospital before the doctor told me to take off my pants and lie on the bed.

Therefore, the unhappy memories I had made me always shy away from injections. Internal medicine is no longer within the scope of treatment for Yang Yang and me; we are not yet old enough to see a doctor in the anus department; the dentistry and dermatology departments obviously cannot issue a leave note to postpone the exam; even if we wear bandages, casts, and braces Abducting to see an orthopedic department will also reveal the truth before X-rays; the ENT department will not give us a false note because of excessive earwax, stuffy nose or fishbone stuck in the throat; it is even more impossible to go to the gynecology department for medical treatment.That being the case, we had no choice but to focus on gastroenterology.

The next day, when the students were sitting in the classroom taking the theoretical mechanics test, Yang Yang and I went to the gastroenterology clinic with our hands on our stomachs. The doctor asked us what was wrong. We said that we had diarrhea after eating mutton skewers last night. The doctor took out two small medicine boxes and two small wooden sticks from the drawer, and told us to go to the toilet and put a little of our own stool in preparation for laboratory tests. . Yang Yang and I walked out of the outpatient room and discussed what to do. If we test our own stool, the result will undoubtedly be good health and strong internal fire. Suffering from illness, it seems that there is only one way to offer flowers to Buddha.

I went into the toilet, opened the door of the first squat pit, the urinal was empty, I opened the door of the second squat pit, there was still nothing but the smooth as jade urinal, so I opened the last one Blocking the door, there was a pile of body waste left by someone who didn't know when in this urinal. I held my breath, turned my face, and picked out a piece of unsightly things from the pile with a small wooden stick, and put it into a medicine box.I squinted my eyes and saw that the quantity was a little less, so I picked out another piece with a small wooden stick, put it in the medicine box, and closed the lid.

I firmly believe that doing so will make the doctor's tests go wrong, because people who defecate in the toilet in front of the gastroenterology department must have something wrong with their stomachs, otherwise, who would solve their physiological needs in such a place. Seeing that Yang Yang didn't do anything, I asked, "Why didn't you do it? Do you think it's disgusting, or I'll get it for you?" I reached out for his medicine box. Yang Yang said: "It's not that I find it disgusting, I'm just afraid that the doctor will find out if we pick one's shit."

"Then won't you add some water to make it thinner?" "It's not about the consistency, the key issue is that the ingredients are the same." "What about you?" "I'll wait a little longer to see if anyone else comes to poop. You can test it first. The poop will dry up in a while. You can see that it has started to turn black." Yang Yang pointed to the pile of things in the urinal. "Okay, I'll go first." "Ok." I handed the small pill box to the doctor and sat on a chair to wait. The doctor walked into the laboratory with the small pill box that had placed my hope in it. A lot!"

I thought to myself, if I don't add more, can I get sick in the test! After a while, the doctor came out with the test results, put the test sheet in front of me and said, "If you don't hurry up and take the medicine, it will turn into enteritis!" I saw that the test sheet was full of symptoms, and I thought to myself: The owner of this shit is really unlucky. He got so many diseases all at once. Three days of sick leave, three days later happened to be the exam of mechanics of materials. After I was done, I walked out of the consultation room with my slip in my hand. Seeing that Yang Yang was still waiting, I stepped forward and said, "Why don't you think of another way!"

Yang Yang said resolutely, "It's okay, I'll wait a little longer, I don't believe that anyone who eats in our school cafeteria will not have diarrhea!" "It's almost eleven o'clock." I glanced at my watch and said, "Let's have lunch first!" "Okay, come back after dinner!" Yang Yang's belief did not change at all: 5 After lunch, Yang Yang violated the habit of taking a nap, wiped his mouth, bought a bottle of mineral water, and went to the school hospital to wait for others to shit , His purpose is only to hold a small piece.

Before dinner, Yang Yang returned empty-handed in a depressed mood. It was a fruitless afternoon. Yang Yang lay on my bed tiredly and said, "I'll go early tomorrow morning!" The next day, Yang Yang woke up early, took a small medicine box and headed to the school hospital sleepily to continue the unfinished business of yesterday.I think, if Yang Yang uses this spirit in reviewing the mechanics of materials, passing the exam will definitely not be a problem. At noon, Yang Yang returned empty-handed again. He decided not to fill other people's shit anymore, because he really wanted to eat his stomach badly.So he borrowed 50 yuan from me and went to a dirty restaurant to eat. In the afternoon, Yang Yang looked haggard but exuded the joy of success. He staggered back from the school hospital with a false note. He didn't even take off his shoes, so he fell on my bed and said weakly: "A good man can't stand three bubbles!" , I have done it five times." Just when I was about to say something to congratulate Yang Yang on his success, he suddenly jumped up from the bed, picked up the toilet paper next to my bed and went straight to the toilet, saying while running, "I will be a hero for the second time!" 6 Zhou Zhou was very angry when she learned that I had taken the delayed exam. She accused me of being so unmotivated and letting go.I explained the specific situation to her. If I take the test of physical ability and physical ability, then my failing subjects will increase by two in vain, and it is very likely that I will try to take it because of this. Zhou Zhou said: "Why can't you study hard and pass these two exams!" I said, "It's useless to review." "Why is it useless?" Zhou Zhou asked puzzled. "I can't do it at all after reviewing." "How is that possible?" Zhou Zhou asked. "Although I kept my eyes on the book while reviewing, my heart was full of rejection of the content in the book." "why?" "Because I don't think it makes sense for me to learn these things." "Then you should take the exam, what if you pass?" "There is no chance, only 10,000 exams, and 10,000 failed." "You don't even have the courage to take the exam!" Zhou Zhou was very angry. "It's not that I don't have courage, it's that I don't have the courage of a man. I take the path of combining courage and wisdom. To use an idiom, this is called 'being courageous and resourceful'." "But you can't never take the exam." "Schools can't keep students away from exams forever, and teachers will find ways to introduce students into the exam room." "What do you mean?" Zhou Zhou looked puzzled. "There is a make-up exam at the beginning of the school year. Before that, there is a remedial class. The teacher will talk about whatever is on the paper." "Why didn't you say it earlier, let me worry for you." "I'm afraid you won't study well after you know." "I won't join forces with you. I have to go to the classroom to review, and I have to take the 'statistics' exam tomorrow. How about you?" Although Zhou Zhou didn't study hard after getting to know me, he didn't abandon the tradition of sharpening his guns before the battle, and he was quite Effective. "Of course I studied with you." Although I have applied for two postponed exams, there are still four exams waiting for me.