Chapter 14 Section Thirteen

29 The next day, there was a class that needed to be handed over to the teacher before class. I took Zhang Chaofan's homework book and went to the classroom to copy it.Since I entered school, I have been copying Zhang Chaofan's homework. It may be because my handwriting is neater than his. Every time the homework is handed out, Zhang Chaofan will lose 5 points, but my score is always 5 points. There are countless advantages in Zhang Chaofan. His figure reflects the superiority of the socialist system. His academic performance is so good that I can be absolutely assured when copying his homework, but no one is perfect, and Zhang Chaofan also has a fly in the ointment However, he stuttered a bit.This problem made him extremely painful. He tried various scientific treatments and folk ancestral remedies to try to cure the disease, but none of them worked, which made him very distressed.Once in a physics class, the physics teacher called the roll call. When Zhang Chaofan was called, he sat in his seat and said with difficulty: "To...to...to...!" The physics teacher lifted his head from the roster in doubt, Asked: "There are three people named Zhang Chaofan in your department?" Zhang Chaofan stood up from his seat with a red face, and explained: "Just...just me...is called Zhang Chaofan." They sat down awkwardly amidst their laughter.In the future, whenever the teacher clicked on Zhang Chaofan's name, he would give Zhang Chaofan 3 to 5 seconds to answer, and then smiled knowingly, and continued to click on the names of the students below.Zhang Chaofan has paid a heavy price for this problem. What other people can finish talking on the phone in three minutes, he takes seven or eight minutes, so I always watch him buy phone cards every now and then. Now Zhang Chaofan has accumulated phone cards. The thickness is as high as a beer bottle.

Just when I was copying like flying, someone patted me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw Zhou Zhou. She was carrying a schoolbag and a plastic bag in her hand. I said, "Oh, you scared the hell out of me." "What bad things are you doing? You have a guilty conscience." "No, just copy homework." "Oh, copy it. Did you eat breakfast?" Zhou Zhou asked. "No, it's too late." I flipped through Zhang Chaofan's homework book, and there was still more than one page I didn't copy. "You are quite dedicated." "I'm dedicated to my job this time in a week."

"Okay, don't bother you anymore, I'll give you my breakfast." Zhou Zhou put the plastic bag on the table. "No, I ate everything, what do you eat?" "Who told you to eat it all!" Zhou Zhou opened the plastic bag, took out an egg, and said, "Here's the rest, I'm leaving." Then he took the egg and went to another classroom. When Zhou Zhou entered that classroom, I opened the plastic bag and saw that there was an egg, a piece of cake and a bag of yogurt inside. I closed Zhang Chaofan’s homework book, thinking, copy a fart homework, you can’t always get it. Five points, but also a proper 2 points, it is better than Zhang Chaofan, can he copy it for me again in the future?So, I cracked the egg, peeled off the dark red egg skin, and the white egg white appeared in front of my eyes. While it was still hot, I impatiently put it into my mouth.

Before class, I gave my homework to the class representative, and before the teacher could give a lecture, I slipped out of the classroom through the back door.I ran to the classroom where Zhou Zhou was, and lay on the back door to watch how she was teaching.Zhou Zhou was sitting in the second row, copying notes upright, and Shen Li seemed to be sitting next to her. They were one of the few people in this class who were not lying on the table. Out of the teaching building, I walked lazily on the campus. The morning sun shone on the road through the sprouting wicker. Several sanitation workers cleaned up the garbage on the campus and were about to call it a day. A few students who were late were combing the garbage with their hands. Hair, while running to the teaching building in a panic, dots of green emerged from the soil, and the campus in March sprouted a gratifying vitality.

46 When I returned to the dormitory, I saw Yang Yang lazily lying on the bed, holding a book to read. On the cover of the book was a one-inch profile photo of Haizi, unshaven and wearing glasses.Yang Yang had already finished copying his homework last night, so he didn't have to get up early for this, just let someone else take the homework to the class representative.Seeing me coming back, Yang Yang said, "Have you finished copying your homework?" "I handed in half of the copy. I met Zhou Zhou, so I'm too lazy to copy again." "You're a little ecstatic now."

"No, it's just budding, not yet in full bloom." "Then you apply some fertilizer to speed up its vigorous growth. A crop is only a flower, and it depends entirely on manure." "It's better to let it grow freely in the sunshine. You also know that the rice harvested three times a year is called Jimi, which is not as delicious as Thai fragrant rice; the sweetest watermelon does not add ripening agents." "What if it doesn't bloom!" "That's the fig, which also bears sweet fruit." "When it's time to harvest, tell me what you've tasted, so I can know whether it's sweet or sour."

"No problem, I guess it's sweet and sour." I asked Yang Yang again, "Do you still have any books, give me one to read?" Yang Yang gave me a collection of Xu Zhimo's poems from the bookshelf.I turned, and I happened to find the page of "Farewell to Cambridge": "Gently I come, just as quietly I leave; With a flick of my sleeves, I won't take a single cloud away."When I finished I said, "This poem is about what a thief sees, hears, and feels when he infiltrates a difficult family." After thinking about it, Yang Yang said, "It's really what you said."

I said: "Poets are either thieves or rascals, why don't we call them 'wet people'!" "Does Haizi have an Oedipus? How can he treat everything as a breast!" "What did he take for breasts?" "moon." "The moon is round and bright, and the breasts are round and white, which is quite suitable." "But women have two breasts, and the moon has only one!" "This is the poet's beautiful dream. He longs for two moons in the world to dispel darkness and bring light to mankind." "I heard two days ago that a woman with three breasts was found in a mountain village in northern Denmark."

"That could compare her to the sun." I asked Yang Yang why he read so many collections of poetry, and he gave a concise answer in two words: emptiness. The emptiness mentioned by Yang Yang also often occurs in my body. It is like a layer of dark clouds that cannot be dispelled, accumulating in my heart, and I do not want to leave for a long time. Yang Yang and I finally made it to lunch time.When I was thinking whether to go to the cafeteria with Yang Yang or go to Zhou Zhou for dinner, Yang Yang offered to invite me to the cafeteria to have some stir-fries in return for my kindness of treating him to a drink of beer yesterday.In fact, my main purpose yesterday was to have dinner with Zhou Zhou, but I happened to bump into Yang Yang to buy cigarettes.

27 We rushed to the cafeteria before the students after class. Yang Yang went to buy fried rice. I sat on a chair and waited for him.After a while, Yang Yang came back with a serving of Kung Pao Chicken and a serving of sliced ​​pork. A large number of students carrying schoolbags and professors with handouts poured into the cafeteria from the direction of the classroom. For a while, all the empty seats in the cafeteria were occupied by schoolbags, homework books, a few pens or a roll of toilet paper.The seats in the cafeteria are always in short supply. In order to make themselves a seat in the cafeteria and not be the only person standing and eating in a suit, professors often end get out of class a few minutes earlier, but professors compete with each other. If a professor is 2 minutes earlier When the get out of class ends, the second professor dares to end get out of class 3 minutes early, and the third professor has to finish class 4 minutes earlier. It even happened that a certain professor said to the students not long after the class: "Our class will end here first." , get out of class! Go eat early." The students under the podium were elated after hearing this.In the future, whoever leaked the news, the teaching office found out about it, and they deducted the professor's food allowance of 20 yuan for the day.The school didn't dare to punish him severely, because this professor is also an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, and the school has some brilliance because of his existence.After this happened, whenever the teacher dismissed the get out of class early, they would say to the students: "Let's dismiss get out of class, please keep your voice down when you go out. If the teaching office doesn't hear you this time, we will dismiss get out of class early next time." The students in this class were overjoyed, just as they quietly opened the door of the classroom and were about to leave without anyone noticing, they found that the students in the other classrooms had already quietly evacuated and were rushing to the cafeteria.After the teacher is out of class, no classmates will pester him to answer questions, which is exactly what he wishes for, and the biggest confusion for the students is that there is no seat in the cafeteria.In fact, all these efforts are just for the purpose of being able to sit and eat. This most basic need of life has become the direction that all teachers and students work together on the university campus. No wonder my dad always criticizes me: "It's so big. We have not established lofty ideals yet!"

When Yang Yang and I were about to finish eating, Zhou Zhou squeezed into the cafeteria among the crowd.I stood up and called her, and she came over with a smile when she saw me: "Have you eaten yet?" "Isn't this just eating?" I gestured to the food on the table with my head, "Have you eaten yet?" "Not yet, I have to find a place first." "You sit here with me, I'm done eating." Yang Yang cleaned up the rice grains in the bowl and said, "Eat slowly, I'll go first." Then he licked his lips and said goodbye to Zhou Zhou. "Goodbye." Zhou Zhou responded, put his schoolbag on the seat where Yang Yang sat just now, and said, "I'll go buy something to eat first." "Well, let's go." "Is there anything else you want to eat?" Zhou Zhou said, looking at the plate that we had emptied. "I'm full, go buy your own." "Okay." Zhou Zhou took out his meal card and squeezed into the crowd queuing up to buy meals. During the short time when Zhou Zhou went to buy food, several students pointed to Zhou Zhou's seat and asked me: "Student, is there anyone here?" "Someone." I replied firmly. They glanced at the empty plates and bowls in front of me, then left angrily, and went to find a seat elsewhere. The meaning of this glance was: "Why are you occupying the latrine and not peeing!" I thought to myself, I just don't do it , I will chat with Zhou Zhou while occupying the latrine and not shitting! Zhou Zhou came back with a serving of steaming beef noodles and sat opposite me. "Can you eat such a big bowl?" I asked. "I've been hungry for a long time. The teacher had finished his lecture, but he let us go because the bell didn't ring and we had to finish the roll call. You see, it's the teacher." Zhou Zhou pointed to a person in the distance who was holding a rice bowl, looking for a seat middle-aged women said. I saw that this person was the wig-wearing female teacher who taught us chemistry. She was one of the few teachers in the school who obeyed the rules and regulations. . "Did you take chemistry class just now?" I asked Zhou Zhou. "Yes, how do you know?" So I told Zhou Zhou what the female teacher had taught us and the embarrassing scenes she had in class. Zhou Zhou leaned forward and laughed while eating. When Zhou Zhou said she was full, I looked down and saw that there were a few coriander leaves floating in the bowl of beef noodles. I don’t know how Zhou Zhou ate the noodles. You must have been elated just now, and your spirits were high for a long time. Zhou Zhou asked me: "Do you have class in the afternoon?" "No." I lied, the Department of Mechanical Engineering has the most courses in the school, "Do you have any classes?" "No, let's go to self-study together." Zhou Zhou said. "Okay!" I agreed, even though it was the last thing I liked to do. 28 I carried my schoolbag and followed Zhou Zhou into a classroom without classes. We sat down in two seats near the back door.Zhou Zhou took out English books, a pencil case and a pack of plums from his schoolbag.She glanced at me, saw that I was watching her, and said, "Why are you in a daze, why don't you hurry up and study!" I hastily opened my schoolbag, and found that besides a pen, two rap tapes, some guitar scores, and Zhang Chaofan's homework, there was also a copy of "Merimee's Short Stories Collection". Boring time in the classroom.It is not suitable to read novels during class, because there is a recess, and I have to put down the book and go to the toilet to find someone to smoke. There are student smokers from the whole school gathered there. Seeing me staring blankly at my schoolbag, Zhou Zhou asked, "What are you thinking about?" "I didn't bring any study books." I replied subconsciously. "What did you bring?" I showed Zhou Zhou my schoolbag, and she said, "Your life is quite rich." "I also barely face the bleak life." "Why do you dislike studying so much?" "I actually like to study, it depends on what to study." "what do you want to learn?" "I want to learn something useful." "What works?" "Everything that is not useless is useful." "Then what is useless?" "What we're learning now." As a result, this afternoon was used by Zhou Zhou and I to discuss what is useful to learn and what is not useful to learn.In the end, Zhou Zhou came to the conclusion: she was unwilling to learn what the school taught, but she had to, so Zhou Zhou opened the notebook; but I did not lose faith, threw my schoolbag aside, and unceremoniously helped Zhou Zhou tore open the bag of Huamei, took out one and put it in his mouth. The afternoon passed surprisingly quickly, and before I finished eating the package of Huamei, it was time for dinner. Zhou Zhou and I packed our schoolbags and went to the cafeteria for dinner. After dinner, I asked Zhou Zhou, "What are your plans for tonight?" "I haven't figured it out yet, what are you doing?" Zhou Zhou asked me back. "I don't know, and there is no homework to copy tomorrow." "Apart from copying homework, eating, and sleeping, what else do you do every day?" "I also play guitar, kick football, listen to music, etc., and my spare time is almost running out." "Then I'll listen to you play the guitar." "no problem." I went back to the dormitory to fetch the guitar, and took Zhou Zhou to the lawn in front of the auditorium.Just as we were about to sit down, two out-of-town security guards jumped out of nowhere, and they shouted at us in their native dialect: "Qingcaoyiyi, how can you bear to step on it!" Zhou Zhou and I ran out quickly. I thought to myself: What a green fart, it's only fucking sprouting! We came to the playground again and sat where we sat yesterday. I asked Zhou Zhou what song she wanted to listen to, and she said it was from Luo Dayou, so I sang "Wild Lilies Have Spring" to her.Halfway through the singing, I stopped, and Zhou Zhou asked, "Why don't you sing, it's very nice." "The piano is not accurate, I will tune it." I turned the tuning knob on the head of the piano and said, "Do you like listening to Lao Lang's songs?" "like." So I sang most of Lao Lang's songs for Zhou Zhou, from "You at the Same Table" to "The Lover of the Wandering Singer". The moon hangs high in the night sky, and two girls who are trying to lose weight are running around the playground. Their fat bodies are moving slowly under the night like two dark hills. One of the girls stopped and said to the other: "No, no. I'm exhausted." The other girl gasped and said, "I've only run around and a half, do you still want to lose weight!" After hearing this, the former could only follow behind her tremblingly, and the sound of heavy panting was heard. Every corner of the playground. Zhou Zhou and I looked at each other and smiled, her delicate appearance became more and more attractive under the moonlight. Zhou Zhou looked at me and said, "I'm a little cold." I know what to do next. I should put my hands on Zhou Zhou's shoulders and hold her in my arms. It is true, and it would be unmanly for me not to do it.After an instant of intense ideological struggle, I chose the former between making a move when it was time to make a move and step by step. So I raised my slightly trembling arm, stretched it out to Zhou Zhou beside me, and hugged her shoulder.Zhou Zhou leaned his head on my shoulder, and I smelled the fragrance from Zhou Zhou's hair.I can't help but feel intoxicated. It was the hand I stretched out that caught the happiness that floated to me in time, and then I kissed Zhou Zhou. After the two girls who lost weight left the playground, Zhou Zhou and I cuddled head to head. The playground was so quiet that we could hear each other's breathing.I had the urge to try, and felt my heart beating "plop, plop", I subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of spit, minimized the sound of pharynx and spit, and tried my best to restrain my body from shaking, my heart was already beating To the point where I was thirsty enough to drink water, my best efforts were being used to suppress my uneasiness so that my embarrassment wouldn't show.Sweat was dripping from my palms, and my feet were squirming anxiously wrapped in shoes. I restrained the trembling of my body, held my breath, and moved my mouth closer to Zhou Zhou's slightly opened lips. Zhou Zhou lowered his head Head... Time froze at this moment.