Chapter 3 second quarter

4 I was the first to walk into this room among the six people in the same dormitory, which is why they elected me as the head of the dormitory, which is a bit like the story of Water Pond Liangshan. After entering the dormitory, I was making the bedding while imagining what kind of five people would be in the same room as me.This fantasy is pure fabrication, I don't know their names or have seen their pictures, but one thing I am absolutely sure, they are five men. Just as I was packing my bags, the door opened and a guy with a pimple all over his face walked in with a guitar.We exchanged polite greetings for a while, and I had a preliminary understanding of him: Yang Yang, the brother who slept on my upper bunk, it was because of his existence that my entrance score was not reduced to the bottom of the class.After Yang Yang learned that my score in the college entrance examination was 1 point higher than his, he said sincerely: "Dude, you are better than me in study, so please take care of me in the future." Then he handed me a "Dubao".

In the future study, Yang Yang's grades neither improved nor declined, and he sat firmly at the bottom of the class. While Yang Yang and I were smoking, four other people from the same dormitory came one after another.After we reported to each other, except for one named Qi Sixin who took the cigarettes handed to them by me and Yang Yang, the other three showed an attitude of resolutely preventing bad behavior from happening in the dormitory. After putting all his belongings in order, Ma Jie said: "When I reported for duty, I heard that there will be a meeting soon." "What... when?" Zhang Chaofan stammered.

"It seems to be 11 o'clock." Ma Jie replied. "Yes, at 11 o'clock, classroom 301, the first teaching building." Zhao Di said. "We can just see how the girls in the class are doing!" Qi Sixin jumped off the bed excitedly. "It is said that there are only two girls in our class." Ma Jie was a little disappointed. "Spring rain is as expensive as oil, I have to start early." Qi Sixin was eager to try. "I'm afraid it's chili oil, I can't poop after eating it!" I said, taking a drag on my cigarette. "Don't be afraid, I have Kaiselu." Qi Sixin really took out a half-used bottle of Kaiselu from his bag and showed it to me.

"Let's go... let's go, it's almost time." Zhang Chaofan glanced at his watch and said. When we came to the classroom where the meeting was held, it was full of people, including parents of some students, and both parents were present, so we had to stand at the door of the classroom.The head of the department yelled hoarsely from the podium: "Please be quiet, our meeting is about to start." The discussion below disappeared immediately, and a student's parent suddenly farted loudly at this time, which caused everyone to laugh , the student sitting next to the parent gave his father a hard look.

The two girls ran upstairs panting, and stretched their necks to look into the classroom. There were already no empty seats in the classroom, and the aisle was also crowded with people, so they had to stand beside us.One of the plain-looking girls asked the other slightly handsome girl with a delicate face: "Can you hear me?" The girl said, "I can't hear you clearly." Qi Sixin interjected, "You don't need to listen clearly, it's all useless nonsense." "Are you also from this department?" the plain-looking girl asked. "Yes, we are both in class (1), what class are you two in?" Qi Sixin seemed very enthusiastic.

"We are both in class (1)." The girl said again, "My name is Chen Ming." Qi Sixin reported his family name, and then asked the pretty girl's name. "Tong Xiaoya." The girl said coldly. Qi Sixin asked Tong Xiaoya a lot of questions, such as which school she went to in high school, how many points she got in the college entrance examination, and why she applied for the Department of Mechanical Engineering.Tong Xiaoya's indifference was resolved by Qi Sixin's enthusiasm, and the two began to chat.Chen Ming was helplessly left on the sidelines, a little bit aggrieved.

Girls should understand that whether a boy is enthusiastic about you depends on your appearance.If the dumb people open their mouths in front of you, then you must be as beautiful as a fairy; but if the cross talkers are dumb when they see you, then you must be too good to look at, then you have to take care of yourself and don’t expect extravagantly what. Chen Ming looked at Qi Sixin and Tong Xiaoya's fiery chat, which was very unbalanced, and she said, "Stop chatting, I can't even hear what the teacher is talking about." Qi Sixin said to Tong Xiaoya: "Let's go over there to chat." So the two went to the other side of the corridor.

The voice of the head of the department was faintly heard in the classroom. He said that smoking was prohibited on campus, and that boys and girls hooked up shoulder to shoulder. In order to supervise the students, the school organized a picket team composed of party members and advanced elements. In every corner of the campus, if a violator is found, it will be recorded and the class teacher will be notified in time to educate the student. This remark won rounds of applause from the parents in the audience, but the students couldn't help but make a "tch, tsk" sound. On the other side of the corridor, Qi Sixin was talking to Tong Xiaoya, and Tong Xiaoya's "giggle" laughter came from time to time, making Qi Sixin more energetic.

:5 On the first night of living in the dormitory, the weather was extremely hot, and the cunning mosquitoes sucked my blood at some point. When I felt itchy, my skin had already raised red and large bumps.I asked who had Fengyoujing, and Yang Yang threw me a box of unopened cooling oil on the bed, and I applied it to the affected area. The sweltering air and the harassment of mosquitoes made me sleepless. I got up from the bed and went to the water room to drink cold water. Yang Yang was lying on the bed reading a book, Zhao Di and Ma Jie were playing chess, Zhao Di won and asked Ma Jie to wash his feet, Ma Jie said: "Wash your fucking feet, go to bed quickly, look at Zhang Chaofan and Ma Jie. Qi Sixin is asleep!" Qi Sixin and Tong Xiaoya were exhausted physically and mentally after wandering around the campus all night.

I asked Yang Yang: "Are you sleepy?" Yang Yang said: "I'm not sleepy, I'm used to going to bed late and getting up late." "Shall we go upstairs for a while?" "Let's go." Yang Yang closed the book, jumped out of bed, and took his "Dubao" casually. On a summer night when the moon is thin and the stars are sparse, the roof of the building is unusually quiet, and a breeze blows, which makes me feel cool.We sat on the floor, Yang Yang took out the box of "Dubao". "Did you just watch it?" I asked. "Well, have you seen it?"

"This is my favorite of Milan Kundera's novels." "Have you read all his novels?" Yang Yang asked me. "I have read a few books, but I don't know how many books he has written." "Do you think he writes well?" "Others say that the writing is quite deep, but I can't see it." "He said, 'When humans think, God laughs,' which is pretty cool." "Nonsense! In that case, God would have to laugh to death. Human beings are thinking all the time, how can apes eat cooked meat without thinking about it, how the ancients had the four great inventions without thinking about it, and how can I get into a university without thinking about it." "It is precisely because human beings often think and amused God, so when the old man was happy, he gave us fire, gave us the four great inventions, and allowed us to be admitted to university." "Then I will think about it every day from now on, let Ya take care of me." I flicked the cigarette butt far away, and said, "You take the guitar up and play a section." Yang Yang brought the guitar and sang many of his favorite songs, including those by Cui Jian, Xu Wei, Zheng Jun, Lao Lang, and several Bob Dylan songs. I was full of praise after listening to them. "I'm just playing around. In the future, I want to form my own band and sing my own songs." When he said this, Yang Yang lit a cigarette for himself and looked up at the night sky. Our topic first revolved around the books I had read and the music I had listened to, and finally settled on my ideal. I told Yang Yang that my current ideal is to find a girlfriend. After chatting for a long time, I went back to the dormitory and found a few newspapers to lay on the floor of the roof, and spent the first night of my college career lying on them.There is no sultry air, no mosquito bites, and I can see the distant night sky when I open my eyes. I fell asleep just looking at it. In the early morning of the next day, the sky drizzled and fell on me and Yang Yang. We were woken up by the rain, otherwise it would have been a very beautiful night. 6 Soon I became good friends with Yang Yang. Although he didn’t buy toilet paper himself, he always used mine, and he turned up the volume of the tape recorder in the dormitory, or sat on the bedside and played the guitar while I was sleeping. These did not affect the friendship between us, but brought us closer together, making us regret seeing each other late. I said to Yang Yang: "Fuck, why didn't I know you two years earlier?" Yang Yang said: "Damn it, why didn't I go to the same school as you in high school to smoke." He handed me a "Dubao." "Pick mine." I took out a box of "Zhongnanhai". Yang Yang took my cigarette and said, "From now on, what's mine will be yours, and what's yours will be mine." After hearing this sentence, I felt that Yang Yang was quite righteous, but when I thought about it again, I seemed to be at a disadvantage.I smoke "Zhongnanhai", but he smokes "Dubao"; he washes his face and feet with a towel, but I have a separate one; my socks are washed once a week, but his is washed every month Wash it once; fortunately I don't have a girlfriend, otherwise he would have to give me a cuckold. Yang Yang also has some things that I don't have, but I have no interest in them.Because Yang Yang had pimples on his face, he bought a lot of "acne-removing spirits" and "acne-removing creams". A pair of 20-pound dumbbells, and I have to sit on the upper bunk to practice strength every night. I was so scared that I didn't dare to go back to my bed and sleep, lest I avoid it.