Chapter 18 Section five

I don't know whether the buffet is an imported product or an original of the Chinese catering industry. Anyway, its prototype appeared in China as early as the 1950s. At that time, it was called the Great Canteen of the People's Commune.The difference is that the buffet charges money, but the canteen does not. As long as you are a socialist citizen, you can open your stomach here.It can be seen from this that the big cafeteria is more communist than the buffet, but the fly in the ointment is that if you get home and you are hungry and want to get something for yourself, there is no cooking pot available. Of course, it can also be understood that the state accepts personal cooking , in addition to catching up with Britain and the United States as soon as possible, there is another more important reason, which is to let you eat enough in the big cafeteria and never feel hungry. The stomach problem has been solved for you by the country, so you don’t need to worry about it yourself. This is capital Doctrine can never be done.It’s a pity that the big cafeteria was disbanded later. There must be too many young people. If the people who eat are middle-aged, elderly and infants who can be full from a bowl of noodles, it may be able to maintain until now, and there is no chance for the buffet to be born.

I don't know what people at that time did after they were full. This feeling is more painful than hunger.We walked out of the pizzeria with a heavy stomach, and we walked carefully close to the wall, dodging passers-by, for fear of being hit by someone in the stomach, and we were about to explode.There was the smell of grilled squid on the street. I used to stop smelling it for a long time until my nose became numb, and then reluctantly left. But now I blocked my nostrils, frowned, and fled in a hurry. This meal proves that we have indeed passed the age when our heart is higher than the sky and our stomach is bigger than a pig. At the same time, it also proves that we are immature. Although the meal belongs to others, the stomach is our own. If it is broken, it cannot be mended. He actually regards this as a child's play.

Back at school, we sat on the bed in the dormitory without saying a word, looking at each other feeling pitiful.After a while, Yang Yang said, "Why don't you play ball for a while, so you can digest it faster." Recently, our sports activities are mainly basketball, and we seldom play football. Now the students who play football are not competing for skills, but more for physical fitness, and we are all players with relatively unique skills. together.For example, Qi Sixin seldom touches the ball with his feet, but spends most of the time with his head to head the ball, resulting in a body with thin legs and a large head. His forehead is covered with wrinkles, and the stripes are distributed in a grid instead of horizontally. , are all top of the ball.The characteristic of Zhang Chaofan is that he can only run forward with his head down and bring the ball forward. He saw a person in front of him hanging on the horizontal bar. He thought it was a goalkeeper, and he immediately shot. As soon as he let go and fell to the ground, the football passed through the horizontal bar and flew towards the "Struggle" character "Unity and Hardship" hanging on the net beside the playground. It landed on the point below "Struggle", kicking a hole in the plywood.Yang Yang said: "It's so damn accurate, I kicked 'Bo''s dick off." The man playing the horizontal bar got up from the ground and said with lingering fear: "If I don't hide, I'm kicking my dick." Now the football player It is rare for students to have such distinctive technical characteristics, so we gradually moved away from the football field and started to play basketball.

When I arrived at the court, I observed it, and then I found three students who knew that they were not very good at playing basketball just by looking at the shots.Playing with such a person can always give birth to a kind of joy of drinking, but playing with a good player will make you lose interest in the sport.After several rounds of confrontation, our side had the upper hand. Relying on Zhang Chaofan's tall body and a belly full of pizza, he arched and bumped, and the inside line frequently bloomed. At the basket, grabbing rebounds fiercely, every time I take off, with the strength of alcohol, I feel like I am flying.

Flying was my childhood dream.It was Jordan's heyday at that time, leading the Bulls to win the NBA championship three times, becoming the idol of countless Chinese girls Risi's dreams, causing every boy to hope that he can also become a Jordan-like character, even if it is a student in school or class Jordan.In order to have a pair of legs that can bounce like Jordan, I put sandbags on my ankles, run circles, jump steps, walk, sleep, go to the toilet, and take them with me wherever I go, hoping that one day, after removing the sandbags, I can Standing up from the ground, he easily dunked the basketball into the hoop and became the focus of attention of the girls.However, after a year of winter practice, three-nine-nine summer practice, three volts, morning, night, rain and rain, I untied the sandbag and came to the court to participate in the competition. After getting the ball, I couldn't wait to jump to the basket, thinking that I could put the basketball in with both hands, but At a distance from the basket, it began to fall. Before I realized what was going on, I had already landed on the ground, and the ball was still in my hand——walk! The referee sounded The whistle sounded, waking me up from my dream of flying.I was not willing to be a person who could only shoot but not dunk in this life, so I went to the hospital and asked the doctor why I couldn’t fly after wearing sandbags for a year to strengthen my legs. The doctor said, if I hadn’t been tied for a year Sandbags, the legs can grow at least another 10 centimeters. With these 10 centimeters, I can dunk, but now the 10 centimeters have not grown because there is always a sandbag under it. Don’t think about dunking in this life. Yes, unless you step on a bench.

This is the first time for me to play ball after drinking, and I feel light under my feet, as if I am riding a cloud. When I jumped up several times, I was worried that I would jump my head and escape the gravity of the earth and fly into space. Could it be that the bouncing power that is silent in my body is Finally breaking out after many years? I decided to try dunking again. After grabbing the rebound, I gave the ball to Yang Yang on the outside. He rushed to the basket and was blocked by two people. At this time, I had already run beyond the three-point line, and he passed the ball to me again. I was unguarded. Under the circumstances, after getting the ball, he did not take a shot, but dribbled the ball straight to the basket. Like Jordan back then, he stepped on the free throw line to take off, his body vacated, his limbs spread, and he reached the basket.When I was flying in the air, I looked down, and the five people looked up at me like an airplane with their heads up.After flying for about a second, I felt a downward acceleration. At this time, I was still one meter away from the basket. If I still landed with the basketball in my arms, it would undoubtedly be another walk. So before landing, I I didn’t have time to adjust my body parallel to the ground to be vertical. I just wanted to throw the ball out. After the ball was released, I looked down and found that the five people had already run away with their heads in their arms. What was waiting for me was a piece of concrete, and the ground was getting bigger and bigger in front of my eyes. It's getting clearer and closer.I reached out just in time so that it wasn't the tip of my nose or my stomach that landed first.I heard a sound like tearing a newspaper, followed by a sharp pain, and the hand supporting the ground spread out feebly, and I fell to the ground.